Monster Magnet - Dead Christmas Lyrics






I crept up on my baby, I laid down on my town
I found a shrinking violet, I crushed it into the ground
I felt the heart of forever, I held it over my head
I said fuck you on christmas, and then they put me to bed
And I'm never gonna tell you why

I got my face in the furnace, I got my snake in a sleeve
God's drowned in a bowl of cereal, I have to ask you to leave
Roll up your expectations, and feed them into my sleep
I'll ask the master cylinder what kind of cookies he eats
And I'm never gonna tell you why

Sometimes my soul just moves so slow
Like a dream of diesel heart that just won't go
There's a light that used to shine
I breathed it all the time
Now I wait on the edge of Mars
But it just don't show, yeah

I'll see you around babe
I'll see you around babe
I'll see you around babe
I'll see you around babe
So long here babe
So long here babe
So long here babe
So long here babe yea
Babe yea
Babe yea
Babe yea
Babe yea
Babe yea
I'll see you around babe
I'll see you around babe





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  1. A.... F....

    Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

  2. P.... K....

    Best Christmas 🤶 song of all time.

  3. E.... Z....

    Who were the 15 F#$KS that didn't like this?

  4. �.... �....

    ο ρυθμός θυμίζει κάπως "το κορίτσι του Μάη"!

  5. J.... C....

    Most of the 90's was spent wishing I had a chromed-up V-Twin on a pedestal in my living room.

    This album is pretty rad. Every couple of years, I find myself binging on it for a bit.

  6. A.... ....

    ROLL UP YOUR EXPECTATIONS

  7. S.... 7....

    Beebop badass!

  8. K.... M....

    One of the most criminally underrated lyricist out there.

    K.... M....

    Could you or someone please tell me, as this is one of my favourite songs, is this about
    someone trying sadly not to talk himself out of suicide?

  9. C.... M....

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  10. s.... l....

    MM was one of the greates bands out there - pretty much until Powertrip.
    Tab, Spine of God,Superjudge and Dopes to Infinity are all masterpieces.

    I remember seeing them 1991 live. They were so high and everything was so crazy.

    s.... l....

    If you don't think Powertrip is a masterpiece you are mistaken. That's the best one they got.

  11. R.... H....

    Just love this song...

  12. D.... C....

    Smashmouth - Walking on the Sun ?!?

    D.... C....

    This was two years before

    D.... C....

    except 100 x better

  13. m.... ....

    Nice song !!

  14. J.... H....

    You`re my d(e)ad christmas

    J.... H....

    That got dark.

  15. t.... ....

    Saw these guys in 2008. Dave Wyndorf had gained some weight after his rehabilitation but boy or boy he could SING!

  16. 6.... ....

    nonsensical?????seriously?jabberwocky!

  17. T.... R....

    The best nonsensical lyricist of this generation.

    T.... R....

    It's not nonsensical, it's symbolism. These are some thematic motherfuckers.

  18. S.... L....

    wow......

  19. P.... H....

    This album kicks ass! Monster M is so under rated. I've never even heard them mentioned on that Metal Show.

  20. C.... ....

    @Irish0400 i just played this on repeat 3 times and was about to write the same thing...

  21. g.... ....

    yes,the lovliest christmas carol

  22. L.... P....

    best Christmas song ever :)

    L.... P....

    Paul Eggleston damn right

    L.... P....

    Fuck yes it is

  23. C.... .....

    best album by them. Dopes To Infinity :)

  24. b.... ....

    2 people want to know why he said 'F*ck you' on Christmas.

    oh and p.s instant replay button -> 0:00

    b.... ....

    hes never gonna tell you why

    b.... ....

    I know why.

    He got another tie. AGAIN!

    Bruh does NOT need a tie!

  25. d.... ....

    Anything this guy does is more cooler than cool. Awesome fucking band

  26. G.... ....

    @zakrocz youthinks right!

  27. M.... H....

    Saw them in "95 love them

  28. P.... ....

    Not true bro,My first Monster Magnet gig was at Reading festival back in '95 and seen them on a good few occasions here in the UK,also two or three gigs in Europe.Not being rockstar gods,they need their fans support and we need them too,still the pick of the crop in this part of the universe and still keepin' it real,listen to Monster Magnet kiddies!!!!

  29. G.... ....

    Love this tune, it's DIABOLICAL!

  30. h.... ....

    @AGEN75 ...nope.. Dopes to Infinity...

  31. S.... ....

    @Nemacyst117 they played recently, they were fucking awesome.

  32. �.... �....

    Лучшая баллада у Магнетов! Очень душевная

  33. M.... M....

    this is currently my favorite song on the fucking planet right now...

  34. B.... ....

    First thing if he was actually real and I stood in front of him, i'd kick his almighty ass for being so ignorant and callous for all the suffering down here ...and for that I'm sure i'll get a job in the management down in hell.. I would listen to MM all day XD

  35. n.... ....

    @bclcmcca0123 christians worship the devil and dont even know it...if your god would send a person to eternal torment then your god is an evil god...wake up from your fairy tale...

  36. U.... ....

    thanks for preaching.. hf till then mate

  37. S.... V....

    i hope you know how silly you sound.... :P

  38. B.... P....

    Dave makes the best lyrics doesnt he? Space Lord, for example... "I was talking to jesus through a hole in the floor / said 'we gotta leave, we cant stay here no more"... Dave is simply the best at that...

  39. T.... A....

    God drowned in a bowl of cereal..... I had to ask him to leave.. love it

  40. B.... P....

    god i love this band... some of their songs you find yourself hitting replay on in your mind for like hours on end... theyre just great...

  41. B.... ....

    like i always say...if you wanna hear real music put on MM(real music as in talented not just rock or metal....real music transends genres)

  42. L.... ....

    May 16th, Sayreville NJ...I want them to turn it up so loud my f'ing ears bleed.

  43. T.... S....

    fuck i missed 'em in Madrid in november. and the new album just kicks ass., seems like frontmen like Wyndordt write some serious shit right off the drugs n all that shit as well. fourway diablo n im calling you are just amazing. but hands down Dopes, Godsaysno and Powertrip rule!

  44. L.... ....

    So how was the show?

  45. L.... ....

    I thought they were doing some warm up gigs in the UK to get ready for the festival. Did their plans change?

  46. N.... ....

    They don't play in England <:-(

  47. G.... L....

    so happy im seeing them next month :D

  48. L.... ....

    Good tune.

    Although, Black Balloon wins the Monster Magnet acoustic type award.

  49. L.... ....

    lets get chinese eyes, I'll see you around baby. Can anything touch this song?

  50. N.... ....

    Monster Magnet forever!

  51. B.... V....

    FUCK YEA!

  52. w.... ....

    this is my favorite of MM

  53. L.... ....

    Thanks Katy... :-) Actually this is the track the follows "King of Mars" on the Dopes To Infinity album. I might combine the 2 vids and do a double feature because they flow so good together.