Moldy Peaches, The - Who's Got The Crack Lyrics






There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
There's no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing
As panama jack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You've got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack





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  1. A.... ....

    Who's got the crack in 2020??

    A.... ....

    Good question

  2. F.... T....

    I don’t even do drugs, I just love this song.

  3. N.... P....

    Was it them or The Libertines who wrote this?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0blhZlF8aE

  4. m.... a....

    I bought this album when I came out. Timeless !!!

  5. A.... O....

    I came here looking for crack! Lol

  6. H.... H....

    I love to listen to this while skiing max speed between the pines

    H.... H....

    Your just yell "WHOS GOT THE CRACK? WHOOOOOS GOT THE CRACK!

  7. C.... A....

    SERIOUSLY WHOS GOT THE FUCKING CRACK
    /punches hole in the wall

  8. Y.... M....

    I like you

  9. J.... M....

    Still here! 2019

  10. L.... B....

    I like it when my hair is poopy

  11. A.... ....

    I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love

  12. p.... ....

    Best wedding song of all time🚬

  13. R.... M....

    There’s no such thing as a harmless joke
    There’s no such thing as a gentle toke
    There’s no such thing as panama jack

    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

    I am a goat in a moat with a boat

    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

    I like it when my hair is poofy
    I like it when you slip me a roofy
    I like it when you've got the crack

    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

    I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
    It’s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
    I wanna be reckless but I’m feeling so uptight
    Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right

    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
    Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
    Who’s got the crack?

    R.... M....

    Subscribe to the guy who made this song and the dude above me!!! :D

  14. D.... ....

    No such thing as Panama Jack...or a bass knob, apparently.

    Still love the song.

  15. A.... M....

    I got da crack

  16. m.... ....

    🍑 WHO'S GOT THE CRACK!

  17. B.... R....

    Hipster white kids in black face

    B.... R....

    Brendan Reynolds the lead singer is literally black lol

    B.... R....

    Kimya (the girl lead singer) is black tbh

  18. D.... P....

    who ooo ooo s got the crack

    D.... P....

    this makes me miss hanging out with my old crew of mischievous characters.

  19. S.... M....

    i am a goat in a moat with a boat......i wanna be a hippy but i forgot how to love ...its hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove...this song

  20. Y.... O....

    PLUmbers CRACK

  21. Z.... S....

    I've got the crack, but don't tell anyone.

    Z.... S....

    Zigi Samblak I scream it from the rooftops

    Z.... S....

    This guy gets it.

  22. W.... B....

    I got the Crack. Nigga' X'D

  23. V.... H....

    Your all mean

    V.... H....

    Valerie Hade *you're

  24. V.... H....

    Cause abblin

  25. V.... H....

    This guy curse were to little to smoke crack they joe joe STORAGE HES CRYING HE WAS GROUNDED OK

  26. e.... G....

    We miss you Eazy.

  27. A.... W....

    i like it when my hair is poofy! :D

  28. A.... W....

    I like it when you've got the crack!

  29. C.... D....

    Very similar to the Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly

    C.... D....

    Connor Downey and she don't use cheese

    C.... D....

    It reminds me of The Vaselines.

    C.... D....

    I know a girl who s got the crack

  30. a.... s....

    apparently 2chainz

  31. S.... M....

    I LOVE CRACK!!!!!!!!!!

    S.... M....

    +Shannon Mcginnis me too!

    S.... M....

    Shannon Mcginnis

    S.... M....

    Shannon Mcginnis, yeah if everyone smoked crack the world would be a better place. Crack for World Peace!!!!!!

    S.... M....

    Shannon Mcginnis Don’t we all!!

    S.... M....

    shannon your pussy crack is happening 🍺😁 put the pipe down lmfao 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  32. J.... L....

    This song is what really got me into crack, love it. Thanks for all the good times.

    J.... L....

    I like it when, you got the crack :)

    J.... L....

    ahahaha

  33. T.... S....

    Tyrone Biggums' theme song.

  34. y.... ....

    Bunch of people were listening to this song.

    I offered them some crack.

    They were like "WTF NO".

    I was like "fucking posers".

    Whatever.

    y.... ....

    +yunikage cowards

  35. M.... W....

    ye i love crak and ass. ass crack

  36. A.... R....

    i have!!!

  37. w.... m....

    fuck the hot possie

  38. r.... ....

    Did the libs write this? Or Adam green?

    r.... ....

    Adam green im pretty sure, libertines covered it when they did a session with him when they were in the US.

  39. A.... B....

    "i am a goat in a moat with a boat... who's got the crack"

    A.... B....

    +Ann Bailey (new wave enthusiast) That's my favorite line.

    A.... B....

    @Blake Edelmann Oh then you gotta check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dAgTpIiI2I

  40. r.... ....

    crack kills!!! whats wrong wiff u people!!! ... anyways, great song

    r.... ....

    Life kills

    r.... ....

    I'll take your share ten

    r.... ....

    Don't b a coward

    r.... ....

    @Bejamin Parker these coward dont even smoke crack

    r.... ....

    @Steven Mendez I no wtf toot toot

  41. T.... F....

    Who's got the crack? (;

  42. a.... r....

    Sounds like the soundtrack intro to Cannibal Holocaust (1980).

  43. f.... ....

    Sad song.

  44. T.... C....

    Forget crack. Now Meth on the other hand, that there is a gentlemans drug.

    T.... C....

    @Andy Rome yes

    T.... C....

    @Dan Kirchner no

    T.... C....

    @Evan Shakes u crazy tho ahahaaaaaa

    T.... C....

    hahahahaha a (G)entleman's choice of a Felony charge! Hell ya

    T.... C....

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  45. D.... L....

    id rather be reckless then rockless  whoooooos got tha KRACK??? 

  46. F.... ....

    #robford   has got the crack.

  47. F.... ....

    Cause all train riding crusties like songs about crack..

  48. K.... N....

    I like this song

  49. d.... ....

    i got the crack

  50. M.... M....

    such a good song

  51. E.... D....

    Awesome song , one of my favs since high school and still is

  52. B.... C....

    the bloody cuntrags have the crack

  53. s.... m....

    i miss the mid 90 s bass... damn wheres the bars

  54. E.... P....

    Stoners don't smoke crack... I suspect you of not being "down with the kids".

  55. s.... h....

    I could use some crack.

  56. j.... ....

    Rob Ford's got the crack.

  57. A.... C....

    nice whoes got the crack

  58. D.... B....

    Love this song so much that I've considered doing crack

  59. T.... K....

    God this should be the stoner anthem. Or their burger song...

  60. A.... ....

    I got the Crack!!

  61. e.... ....

    I like it when you slip me a roofie

  62. s.... ....

    i just gently toked, it wasn't crack, thank glob

  63. A.... M....

    It's "So Nice So Smart" by Kimya Dawson. Google it, man.

  64. J.... ....

    I like it when my hair is puffy:)

  65. V.... G....

    Its based on a graphic novel <3

  66. C.... ....

    Only kimya

  67. j.... ....

    ehh no that was these guys. i think its anyone else but you or nothing came out. i like my new bunny suit i like my new bunny suit i like my new bunny suit when i wear it i feel cute. its at the end of one of those songs

  68. C.... D....

    Anybody listening to this while washing up?
    Wish it wasn't so bloody expensive :(

  69. D.... L....

    This song I'd so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. D.... ....

    I <3 Crack :)

  71. R.... M....

    oh, i dont know, there was another band in juno, that sang about a bunny suit

  72. y.... ....

    this album came out long before juno!

  73. x.... ....

    Yes, that he does

  74. R.... M....

    whats with the whole bunny suit thing? was it in juno somewhere?

  75. S.... ....

    the director holds the crack hahahahahahahah

  76. J.... P....

    This should be Ireland's National Anthem!

  77. a.... ....

    i was in a british cinema and the advert for that came on and seriously the whole cinema was in tears with laughter

  78. j.... d....

    this is funny...what the hell is up with this movie Abraham the vampire hunter?since when did he slay vampires? lol :)

  79. S.... W....

    I'm doing this song for lipsync next year at my high school. If they don't like it so be it, if they want to expel me even better.

  80. K.... ....

    Hunter S. Thompson does.

  81. 6.... ....

    i wouldnt be surprised if they wrote this song while they were high on crack ahaha

  82. S.... ....

    does anyone know what the last chord is? i know its a D to G but i cant figure out what the last one is

  83. F.... ....

    LOL. Yes, yes he does :)

  84. J.... ....

    It's just like Heroin from Velvet Underground ;D

  85. K.... E....

    eye do.

  86. B.... C....

    check out the cover we did
    - The Bloody CuntRags

  87. A.... H....

    ....your mom goes to college....

  88. T.... K....

    I want this played at my wedding.

  89. i.... ....

    one of the better open questions of all time

  90. S.... M....

    @sarasue2u LOL.

  91. p.... c....

    good party fave

  92. M.... L....

    Great guys :)