Miranda Lambert - Way Too Pretty For Prison Lyrics






They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks

We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink

He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him

But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of living
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison

Antifreeze and Gatorade
Arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it
(She ain't gonna do it)

Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
We should put him through it
(Don't put him through it)

He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of living
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison

La de da da da
(La de da da da)
La de da da da
(La de da da da)
La de da da
La de da da
La de da da da

Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
Oh oh

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of living
I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison

La de da da da
(La de da da da)
La de da da da
(La de da da da)
La de da da
La de da da
La de da da da

La de da da da
La de da da da
La de da da
La de da da
La de da da da





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  1. R.... H....

    I love her

  2. M.... S....

    If a song was ever perfectly made for someone, this is mine 😂

  3. J.... S....

    My fav country lady Miranda!!!! Such a badasss

  4. N.... N....

    This song about blake shelton? :)

  5. T.... H....

    Just when I think I’ve heard her best she comes up with something better.

  6. T.... H....

    Thought had all her CD but guess not, but will fix that, loves theses songs, just like all the rest. Love you Miranda.

  7. B.... N....

    This is why me and my mom Never killed the Man my dad cheated with LoL☮️💜💖

  8. J.... M....

    Love!!! Miranda and her gang of GREAT Singer friends...wish there was a SPECIAL on TV featuring them ALL!

  9. S.... H....

    I love this song huge Miranda Lambert 👸👑💯✔️💖

  10. C.... R....

    😍😍😍😍

  11. S.... H....

    So love this. This song about cheating ex's sound's like my late ex husband and my best friend's ex.

  12. A.... ....

    LOVE this song 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  13. P.... ....

    Her voice sounds like how my morning shits smell...terrible.

    P.... ....

    It might be cause your a shitty person!!!!!!

  14. Y.... t....

    💖❤💖

  15. D.... A....

    Like this song*

  16. j.... c....

    Deserves to be right along the all time great country murder songs! Why are so many country murder songs so funny? HA! I mean, they're about killing people, but they're so often hysterical! La, da, di, da, da, da!

  17. C.... E....

    bubblegum

  18. C.... M....

    I’m there as prison isn’t way to go. The stop lights I respect 😂😂💖💖💖

  19. L.... C....

    Love this in a fun quirky kind a way.😋

  20. A.... C....

    Miranda and Maren are just as a legendary duo as much Miranda and Carrie, change my mind

  21. E.... S....

    Eu amei essas duas juntas, precisa urgentemente sair um clipe dessa musica, so acho 😁✌

  22. R.... D....

    Hi Miranda and Marren, I absolutely love this song! Lyrics are great and adding Marrens voice to it makes it so different! Rockin country song! 💖 Sending lots of love from Melbourne, Australia

  23. S.... H....

    I love miranda's songs. Like if you are going to concert in November 2019

  24. T.... ....

    This reminds me of Strips by Brandy Clark

  25. l.... ....

    he cheated he s a villain love love love it

  26. B.... G....

    I would bleed the breaks that'll show em'

  27. B.... G....

    well antifreeze in Gatorade won't be to hard,

  28. B.... O....

    Love the new tune..

  29. M.... W....

    Love the song but seriously what the fuck is going on in the beginning

  30. J.... A....

    I guess since my ex cheated on me when I was serving in the Army overseas we should kill her too? If male country singers made this song there would be outrage. Shame on yall for putting this terrible music out there. It encourages violence on men, demonizes men, and is another example of the double standard between men and women in our country. I am expected to protect every woman, give my life for a stranger, serve my country if drafted, etc... women get a free pass; and women get to sing about killing men as if killing anyone is a good thing. Yall bring shame to country music. And god help if you have sons that are the brunt of female violence. Maybe you should think of your male family members before putting out trash and calling it country.

    J.... A....

    It's a song damn they said they aint gonna do it!!!! Cause they are way to pretty for prison......How can you say woman don't step up...there is more and more woman stepping up to serve their country more now then ever and back when men was the only ones allow to serve there country woman was stepping up taking the men jobs caring for the family so let's not put the woman down let's build our woman up and treat them with respect because after all they are way to pretty for prison......

    J.... A....

    @Mary Jackson i guess so... I pump and dump frequently so I'm all good

  31. K.... B....

    Stick out like 2 bottled blondes...

  32. M.... D....

    Thank you ladies

  33. M.... D....

    Yes we are

  34. T.... M....

    Can't wait to watch the video. 💗

  35. C.... W....

    Awesome. You 2 are great 2gether. 💕🐕

  36. B.... P....

    I've loved Miranda since her first album, but she's kind of losing me here. All is these new songs sound too much like pop country. Adding Maren Morris was an awful move, she couldn't be less country if she tried. I'm worried Miranda is changing herself to get more airplay.

    B.... P....

    It is poppy. I don’t know MM but she looks fake.

    B.... P....

    I so agree...just like Taylor Swift and others. I am a 65 real old women i love Miranda but this album not really. That is why i listen to Loretta and George Strait and old country they never changed. I was Country when Country wasnt cool.

  37. M.... P....

    🤣👏👏👏❤

  38. G.... w....

    This would have been a great Pistol Annies song

  39. J.... L....

    They sound great together. I bet they could make an entire album plus of killer duets.

  40. A.... F....

    Can’t wait to play pool to this all nightlong❗️🎤📝🌹👢👸🎸 👠🔥🥃💋🚬💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 Queen‼️

  41. J.... G....

    Totally needs a video great fun song

  42. C.... M....

    ❤️❤️❤️

  43. S.... G....

    Can't wait for music video to be released...expect great fun things..

  44. B.... K....

    Please tell me there is gonna be a music video on this great collab. !

    B.... K....

    Brian KHThirteen O MAH GAHD THERE HAS TO BEEE!!!!!!!!!

  45. M.... H....

    Neither one of you are too pretty for prison. Maren Morris would have to wear clothes

  46. S.... O....

    Amazing!!!!❤❤❤❤ #WayTooPrettyForPrison

  47. g.... s....

    WE LOVE YOU BOTH GOD BLESS YOU BOTH . WHAT A GREAT SONG GIRLS YOUARE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL GOD BLESS YOUTO.

  48. D.... M....

    Maren Morris is too skanky and deserves prison or worse..I love Miranda but not her side kick midget whore!

  49. H.... N....

    This is a bop. These two women are excellent. You can always count on Lambert for a witty hit.

  50. S.... L....

    Sending to my best friend. She'll love this. Plus we call each other Themla and Louise.😀

    S.... L....

    Ha me and my sister call eachother Thelma and Louise too lol. Just bought us half heart necklaces that say Thelma and Louise for her birthday. Love that movie

  51. R.... O....

    Miranda Lambert - Way Too Pretty for Prison (Audio)
    https://youtu.be/t4VoWQS5RyY

  52. C.... R....

    I've been waiting for a song from Miranda and Maren for so long!!!!! Love it😊♥️♥️

  53. A.... H....

    Another favorite just love Miranda & Maren 🥰

  54. A.... H....

    damn sure are!!!

  55. M.... L....

    Bottom Line !!! She JUST CANNOT get OVER Blake even though she is married. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

  56. M.... M....

    Wish I wouldn’t get notices to watch this garbage. Can’t stand Miranda

    M.... M....

    Your ugly ass needs to go to prison for hating on Miranda!!! Anyone agree let me hear ya!

    M.... M....

    Oh yeah i hear u kelly bs fans are al narcissistic just like him an plastic face just a lot of fat low life slobs i wouldnt piss on them if they where on fore

    M.... M....

    Then why you trolling? We Love MIRANDA ❤️❣️💞💙 I can't stand a two face no talent Bitch trolling on Miranda songs voicing her opinion when it don't mean nothing to nobody not a fan then disappear along with your nasty ass comments we don't give two shits..I got a good ideal go to Gwinnie Pooh site she'll love the attention she's all about that...GOOD BYE. LMAO 😎 🤣😂 😂

    M.... M....

    @Mary Jackson couldn't agree more! I've been a Miranda fan from the beginning. I love Kerosene & gunpowder & lead! He'll yeah!!!!😠😎😏

    M.... M....

    Then get the hell off the site . Why are you here ?

  57. o.... ....

    Your coming to town and I won't be there......

  58. P.... T....

    And this is why my sister and I never killed earl 😉

    P.... T....

    Priscilla Taylor haha for some reason I think you did lol

    P.... T....

    Thats so funny 😅😅

    P.... T....

    love your Dixie Chicks reference!

    P.... T....

    Your WAYYYY to pretty for prison too

  59. P.... ....

    So catchy...... ❤️❤️❤️
    🤔 Thinking a modern take on classic country songs.....?!

  60. T.... H....

    Love it ... So true rolf

  61. M.... ....

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  62. W.... T....

    Miranda didn't need Maran for this but Miranda loves fellow female singers. I heard her talk about Maran and she's really a fan.

  63. Q.... W....

    Yes they are..

  64. G.... D....

    cant wait for the video

  65. M.... Y....

    Incredible! True country artist right there. Honestly loved it.

  66. C.... ....

    Hell yehhhh my two fav chixs.....I feel a music vid coming up soon?!?!?!?!

    C.... ....

    NEEDS a video for sure

  67. S.... A....

    i LOVE this!!!

  68. J.... C....

    All I expected plus some more...ah shit

  69. c.... w....

    This ones good one👍

  70. Y.... L....

    😍😍😍😍

  71. V.... W....

    These two great country songbirds together make a fabulous duo...  This will be an awesome performance live...  Long live Strong Female Country performers..

  72. a.... ....

    I like both of these chicks so this is an awesome collaboration. I own all of their compact discs.

  73. S.... H....

    Miranda is the best. She keeps pushing the best music ever. You go queen of country. ⚘🥂

  74. K.... J....

    😎🇺🇸🎶🎵🔥⚡️🎧📱🦅

  75. S.... L....

    How weird, my friend just told me yesterday there will be auditions soon for the musical "Chicago", where I live and now I see Miranda's new song 🤣

  76. n.... h....

    Kinda boring. No offense Miranda and Maren. You're both talented and great at what you do but this song just isn't my style.

  77. N.... A....

    Oh lord! Okay, I won’t do it!

  78. V.... S....

    Love love love this...They sound great together...And I hate to admit that I gotta few ex's that should be thanking god I'm not prison material...lol

  79. d.... s....

    like will be given.

  80. J.... C....

    Just you and Charlie talking. Charlie, he catches his angels as they fall. I can't say to much, or I'll never see any videos ever again of LaCrosse mud boots walking up creeks ever again. When Charlie rides his white horse and does it all by hand. I'd bet you, Miranda can pick out all the songs I just referenced in this comment.

  81. M.... M....

    When Miranda told me about this song back at the ACMs, I knew it’d be full of wit and some Texan bite. Happy I could be a partner-in-avoiding crime on it with her.

    M.... M....

    Omg I loveeeeeee you Maren I’m so proud of you!!!!!!!

    M.... M....

    Dave that’s just. 😡😡😡😡 your the dumb one 😒

    M.... M....

    J.E. Thomas it is country

    M.... M....

    J.E. Thomas whiskey lullaby is the song for you, and I am so sorry, and thank you for your service!

    M.... M....

    Miranda will always be in a league of her own but Maren Morris in my opinion is the modern day Janis Joplin y’all killed this 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 can’t wait to see Miranda for the 1st time January 25 Nashville yeaaaaaaaaaah 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  82. W.... G....

    Miranda & Marren=Magical I LIVE for this song!🎶🎵🎸🎤🎧🎼And hey if they werent "too pretty for prison:.."it all comes out in the wash", eh?!😂😂😂

  83. A.... T....

    Ugh. No thanks.

  84. p.... K....

    Well...I listen to this.n it's nice

    But then it reminds me of HELL RIGHT

  85. N.... S....

    Oh god I can relate to this song so much!!😂

  86. I.... C....

    maren's voice is more ............ perfect !

    I.... C....

    Maren is great 🌈

  87. L.... M....

    Nope. This ain't it ladies. 2 great voices come together on a song and this little ditty is what y'all come up?? Rubbish. Ask yourselves what Tammy & Melba would've done.

  88. M.... L....

    Should be called “Too POP For Country”

    M.... L....

    I agree, I feel like Miranda might be going down that road of adding pop sounds to get more radio airplay.

  89. T.... H....

    Bluebird is the best so far. This one is ok

  90. s.... O....

    Okay, it’s a fun song. I bought the album and can’t wait for ore of the songs!! BUT I really loved the other songs so far better then this one. I don’t hate it, but it isn’t my fav. Bluebird is my favorite so far and I love the other three you have out.. it reminds me of a rock tune, classic rock. That’s always a good thing. Country and Rock!! ❤️❤️

  91. J.... H....

    Love it!

  92. E.... D....

    ahhh love it 😍😍

  93. J.... W....

    REALLY MIRANDA & MAREN YOU CAN DO MUCH BETTER ‼️ALSO TEACH @MIRANDA LAMBERT HOW TO DRESS IN NYC NEXT TO HER WELL DRESSED HUSBAND. WOMAN U R IN THE FASHION CAPITAL OF THE US & U GO OUT WITH A PINK BOW & STRINGS HANGING ON YOUR SKIRT..... WELL AT LEAST "HE" LOOKED GOOD‼️‼️‼️💯

    J.... W....

    Janet Williams Worry about how you dress and not how others want to dress. How she dresses ain't got nothing to do with this song anyway. Learn to focus dipstick!

    J.... W....

    He ain't complaining , he's in love her and it shows . jealous much ?

  94. T.... T....

    Yes my sista! Say it louder for those in the back!! Ha! You done gone and done it once again! With ya kick ass self!

  95. M.... B....

    This reminds of Goodbye Earl ! Which was my ex husband! In love with this song! She’s is killing it with all her new songs!♥️

  96. V.... V....

    I bet snake jailbird loves that song.

  97. 1.... ....

    Nice! I like Maren Morris too.

  98. H.... A....

    This is just so good <3

  99. M.... k....

    👍👍👍👍

  100. a.... c....

    Ehhhh it's okay