milo - Almost Cut My Hair (For Crosby) Lyrics






I don't believe in a ruling class
I'll illegally download your music en masse
While wearing a Strong Bad face mask
You won't believe me, but the salt sings
And we balked at your Vulcan wings
I've got a Romulan's eyebrows
Reading Pablo Neruda and feeling small now
I bought real estate in an imaginary place
And a fat trunk full of disposable cameras
For one-shot memories of 2Pac's bandana
I fell asleep when the man was lecturing
Ghost-ride the whip then peel off
I'll be in the den listening to Seals and Croft
Here's a game I no longer find entertaining:
Seeking validation from Internet strangers
I'll two-step across your carcasses
Before I tell where Bob Barker's buttress is
I'm Jeff Goldblum with a more impressive moustache
Who arrives at noon to spit rhymes for a bus pass

Yesterday I almost cut my hair
I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
I feel like I owe it to someone

I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences
I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
Witty and alive when I'm-
I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
(Witty and alive when I'm writing) these sentences
(I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)
Witty and alive when I'm-

You make jokes that you'll probably kill yourself
A transcendental idealist, I can only will myself
You'll get that reference when you're older
When you're a grownup
When you've learned circuitry and how to solder
When you've paid at least a handful of electricity bills
When you've received money from strangers on PayPal
Somehow you feel obligated not to let these nobodies down
I'm not a great swimmer, but I wouldn't've let you drown
That's the God's honest truth, I'll etch in my bedpan
Then sue for malpractice like I was Redman
Kierkegaard said either/or ain't a choice
I'm going to a rap in a Triple-H voice

Yesterday I almost cut my hair
I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
I feel like I owe it to someone

I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences
I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
Witty and alive when I'm (writing these sentences)
(I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)
Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences
I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
(Witty and alive when I'm-)





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  1. e.... m....

    jeff goldblum and genius sent me here

  2. F.... W....

    I don’t believe in a ruling class
    I’ll illegally download your music en masse
    While wearing a Strong Bad face mask
    You won’t believe me, but the salt sings
    And we balked at your Vulcan wings
    I’ve got a Romulan’s eyebrows
    Reading Pablo Neruda and feeling small now
    I bought real estate in an imaginary place
    And a fat trunk full of disposable cameras
    For one-shot memories of Tupac’s bandana
    I fell asleep when the man was lecturing
    Ghost-ride the whip then peel off
    I’ll be in the den listening to Seals and Croft
    Here’s a game I no longer find entertaining:
    Seeking validation from Internet strangers
    I’ll two-step across your carcasses
    Before I tell where Bob Barker’s buttress is
    I’m Jeff Goldblum with a more impressive moustache
    Who arrives at noon to spit rhymes for a bus pass
    Yesterday I almost cut my hair
    I didn’t and I wonder why
    I feel like letting my freak flag fly
    I feel like I owe it to someone
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    Witty and alive when I’m—
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    (Witty and alive when I’m writing) these sentences
    (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)
    Witty and alive when I’m—
    You make jokes that you’ll probably kill yourself
    A transcendental idealist, I can only will myself
    You’ll get that reference when you’re older
    When you’re a grownup
    When you’ve learned circuitry and how to solder
    When you’ve paid at least a handful of electricity bills
    When you’ve received money from strangers on PayPal
    Somehow you feel obligated not to let these nobodies down
    I’m not a great swimmer, but I wouldn’t’ve let you drown
    That’s the God’s honest truth, I’ll etch in my bedpan
    Then sue for malpractice like I was Redman
    Kierkegaard said either/or ain’t a choice
    I’m going to a rap in a Triple-H voice
    Yesterday I almost cut my hair
    I didn’t and I wonder why
    I feel like letting my freak flag fly
    I feel like I owe it to someone
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    Witty and alive when I’m (writing these sentences)
    (I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)
    Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentences
    I should be making more Kitty Pryde references
    (Witty and alive when I’m—)

  3. S.... L....

    I finally learned how to solder today. Made me think of this.

  4. S.... K....

    always a hit from the conscious rhymer

  5. P.... b....

    No amigo, esto es una bosta

  6. r.... l....

    Stong Bad.

  7. N.... ....

    milos my new favorite rapper

  8. D.... K....

    Milo, where ever you are, thank you

  9. A.... G....

    back 4 years later, it brings chills every time like the first time i listened to it in Greece. damn the memories

  10. B.... R....

    dont believe in a rulling class but the borgeois rules you anyway.. love ur music thought

  11. M.... ....

    I love this hook. It speaks to me on a whole different level.
    Thinking about getting it tatted Milo!!!

  12. M.... M....

    really sounds like the xx

    M.... M....

    sampled Angels.

    M.... M....

    Yes exactly

  13. B.... C....

    33leesus

  14. g.... ....

    https://soundcloud.com/askgeebs/sets/blueboy

  15. V.... ....

    REAL ART.

  16. M.... D....

    I almost forgot about my twin.

  17. O.... K....

    NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR!!

  18. J.... S....

    Hopeless just hopeless. The reference to the song itself is almost criminal

  19. w.... ....

    I love this guy.

  20. S.... ....

    This is the future of hip hop imho, but wtfc.

  21. B.... H....

    "I'm not a great swimmer, but I wouldn't of let you drown."

    I really tried to keep you afloat, but it didn't help you kept holding your head under the surface.

    B.... H....

    +Brad “Col. Spot's ABC” Hartley this is also just about his friend who drowned.

  22. M.... S....

    Well, I have never liked Rap or Metal and I still don't like it. I like the song Almost Cut My Hair. Croz is a great song writer and a very good harmony singer.. Thats all folks.

    M.... S....

    M Stratocaster shit taste

  23. T.... ....

    BRUH THAT BUSDRIVER REF THO

  24. m.... ....

    "I bought real estate in imaginary places" 

    HOLY SHIT

    m.... ....

    One of the best quotes in rap

    m.... ....

    Tis a fantastic Busdriver reference ;)  

    m.... ....

    I caught that Immediately. xD

  25. I.... S....

    can i get a copy of the acapella please?

  26. E.... ....

    Sounds like you sampled Angels by The XX. This is mad dope though.

    E.... ....

    i said same thing the moment i started listening XD

    E.... ....

    yeah i thought that, i think it is the same sample :L

    E.... ....

    thinked the same thing when it started

  27. S.... ....

    how to solder

  28. m.... ....

    fuck yea. nice xx sample

  29. T.... ....

    Strong Bad face mask! Lol!

  30. R.... n....

    i cut my hair between every 3rd and 4th week

    5 on top and 1 on the side 

  31. T.... H....

    I wanna hear milo get angry

    T.... H....

    Look up Geometry and Theology. He gets angry for a second there.

    T.... H....

    @Taylor Holder His Red Wall EP gets a little touchy

    T.... H....

    +Taylor Holder go see him live because he gets so emotional and screams and uggggggg its so good!

    T.... H....

    READING NAUSEA IN A TENT WITH A GIRL NAMED SACHA AND I'M BENT, YOU SHOULD ASK A NIGGA ABOUT HIS DEBTS

  32. J.... W....

    Seeing him live was amazing

  33. A.... D....

    Fuck you then

  34. S.... ....

    I'm not really a fan of this spoken word off beat style.

  35. M.... ....

    !!! One day I will meet you

  36. D.... P....

    He has a guy who makes them for him. The guy is freakin good at making beats

  37. S.... M....

    Buy real estate in Imaginary places

  38. D.... M....

    Loving that xx sample. Dope lyrics to top it off.

  39. j.... ....

    This guy needs more kitty pryde references

  40. f.... a....

    Can any one tell me where he gets he's beats from?

  41. J.... ....

    He rapped with more energy on the hotbox.

  42. m.... ....

    u are the reason black people are hated u asr stupid i think a 4 year old can speak better english

    m.... ....

    mahadmz4 damn.

  43. K.... G....

    my bad it's actually angels by the xx haha

  44. J.... H....

    It is. Milo sampled it

  45. K.... G....

    the intro kinda sounds like shelter by the xx

  46. D.... G....

    This song has been stuck in my head for days man!

  47. K.... ....

    mmmmmm, sound good

  48. A.... ....

    The Hotbox

  49. D.... T....

    bro thats some lame ass shit to do,see him on the hot box then flame his music find some better shit to do.

  50. H.... ....

    It sounds like angels by xx at first

  51. N.... ....

    Go away, it's chill here. We don't need you -_-

  52. C.... K....

    What the hell are you doing here?

  53. W.... ....

    "Witty and alive when I'm writing these sentences", I believe. Haha,

  54. D.... V....

    Maybe, there's also a Kitty Pryde in X-Men, but chances are he means both.

  55. T.... ....

    "yesterday I almost cut my hair...I didn't and I wonder why.." story of my life

  56. T.... S....

    "I'm not a great swimmer, but I wouldn't have let you drown" i like that line

  57. a.... ....

    Does he know kitty pryde?

  58. M.... ....

    FUCKING SO GOOD!!

  59. G.... D....

    I think its "Witty and alive when Im writing these sentences"

  60. E.... S....

    what is the line in the chorus :
    "I should be making more kitty pryde references,
    _________ these sentences"
    ?

  61. T.... d....

    i thought they meant milo like the lil guy on the descendents album

  62. T.... ....

    I knew it sounded familar to something the xx had made! Thanks nick

  63. N.... R....

    kind of sounds like angels by the xx

  64. A.... D....

    reblogged at: laza hazen . com

  65. M.... F....

    was the first instrumental a remix of intro by the xx?

  66. S.... ....

    amazing