Mike Stud - College Humor Lyrics






[Verse 1]
Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place
Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate
Hold up, hold up, yeah I think it's my turn
Let me get up in your ear, like a sideburn
Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed
And if you don't like the track than you need to rewind
I stay going hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy
Leanin' on the cup I'm sippin boy, I'm gifted boy
Making money chips ahoy
Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy
Yeah, and it's a quick decision
Fresh all my work is in mint condition
Peep the precision, surgeon on the track
Fuck goin' in, I'm bout to make a quick incision
And I go about my flow quite swiftly
Go fast, then I change it up like cliff lee

[Chorus]
And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin' to have fun

[Verse 2]
Now I love all the girls, but it's still cash first
Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve
It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me
I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee
And I'm so hot right now it might melt her
And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker
Haha, God dammit I'm a douche
Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops
It's been two months and I might get famous, cocky
Talk more shit than Skip Bayless, sorry
And you really ain't living how I'm livin'
Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin'
Nah, I'm just kidding, I swear I'm deserving
Comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin
And it's over, checker the flag
Big heart mo'fucker, with a pecker to match

[Chorus]
And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them
So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin to have fun

I'm tryin' to have F-U-N
If you don't like it, F-U-then... bitch





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  1. L.... V....

    I know another song with this beat but I don t know how is called pls help.

    L.... V....

    e-dubble let me oh

    L.... V....

    @College Dropout thanks bro

  2. �.... R....

    copy of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcigL7eamHQ ??

  3. T.... A....

    This the type of guy that gets his ass kicked before the nights over every time, but still talks shit like he wins

  4. A.... C....

    Hahah wanna fuck them

  5. B.... B....

    It’s a jam every time I listen to this!

  6. e.... t....

    damn i cant believe he went to duke

  7. r.... ....

    i mean... hes got some funny word play, but did he seriously use pee pee and pecker in a rap? hahaha.

  8. M.... C....

    Leaning on a cup I’m sipping boi 👏🏾👍🏾

  9. n.... ....

    9 years later and Skip Bayless still talking sht lol

  10. V.... H....

    E-Dubble?

  11. J.... W....

    So believe this was just a joke and Mike stud gor actually a lot of hits and he said wow looks like I'm a rapper now and then he did these days

  12. g.... ....

    When you go back to the throwbacks for vibes and all you see in the comments is people that think no ones ever heard of e dubble. Rip

  13. n.... g....

    This has edubbles beat he stole it :/

  14. R.... ....

    Who still here in 2018?

  15. S.... C....

    heard his song and it sounded dope. watch the music video and now i think his dad is sueing me

  16. b.... ....

    What happened to this album? N happy ending I love that song mike please tell us

  17. u.... b....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  18. H.... M....

    E dubble 10000000000 times better

  19. A.... B....

    Ppl show up 8 years late to this video to talk shit about it. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Been Under that rock w/ Patrick bruh.

  20. h.... ....

    im so annoyed they took this off SPOTIFY NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT ON YT

  21. h.... ....

    WHY DID THEY TAKE THIS OFF SPOTIFY OMG

  22. A.... A....

    I'm just trying to have F-U-N! If you don't like it F-U then bitch!

  23. C.... R....

    Uhh... 2010? Geez bro

  24. V.... ....

    DMenor!!!!!!

  25. M.... T....

    You know what they say about a guy who says he has a big d 😕

  26. f.... B....

    Let Me Oh>

  27. J.... S....

    THROWBACK

  28. S.... ....

    All American and on the road to the MLB, gets tommy john, bad recovery, suddenly decides to become a rapper and actually makes it. What a fucking legend.

  29. l.... o....

    Shoutout if youre listening to this in 2017

  30. K.... ....

    ma ktos polska wersje tego utworu?

  31. K.... ....

    have someone polish version of this song?

  32. n.... w....

    this was a joke, for real, this was a joke for his teammates from duke

  33. Y.... O....

    This was a song he made in college to fuck around and get laughs from his friends. Stop talking shit about a rapper who's more successful than you'll ever be lmao. This was recorded on a fucking Mac, what's your excuse?

  34. K.... K....

    Check out my music please?

  35. C.... T....

    In my last year of college, i posted a music video and things changed forever

  36. C.... B....

    this shyte is fresh in 2017

  37. I.... ....

    that clock keep tickin

  38. N.... C....

    Still listening to this in 2017

  39. S.... S....

    hey bro really like what you doing keep it up flow is tight lyrics are sick looks like you have some good investment don't stop until the we ourld is yours

  40. K.... S....

    REALLY FUCKING ORIGINAL, stole this beat straight from edubble-"let me oh" c'mon

  41. T.... ....

    keep moving up lane kiffin boyyy

  42. A.... D....

    i was listening to this music while i was playing bo2...

  43. T.... B....

    mike stud lowkey looks like adam sandler

    T.... B....

    More like Steve-O

    T.... B....

    More like a Adam Sandler & a George Springer

    T.... B....

    Steve o yeah thought the same

  44. A.... G....

    this have copyright?

  45. G.... ....

    I'm gonna fuck this nancy cunt in his bleached asshole to assert my dominance.

  46. Q.... L....

    "f u then bitch", haha

  47. H.... C....

    Is it me or does he look like Stevo from jackass

  48. b.... ....

    Kids just tryin to have fun, I hate rap but this kids on to something. Much better than any new school rap clowns that Ive heard recently. If you dont like it then f u then lol.....Move along...

    b.... ....

    Mike stud - these days. 6 years later and it's a way of life for his this was his first song just became a little hobby after injuring his arm

  49. Z.... ....

    How long has this guy been making music?

    Z.... ....

    This was his first song he made it as a joke after he ruined his arm playing baseball for college and ended up rapping for a living

  50. m.... ....

    Adam Carolla

  51. T.... S....

    seriously this dude is wack ass fucked there's no way in hell he should be attempting this

    T.... S....

    This was 6 years ago. He's improved a lot since.

    T.... S....

    But his music is stale and prefab, his lyrics are basic & entire style is generic as it comes, I wouldn't spend a nickel on anything to do with him

  52. T.... S....

    and he got a show off this. lol TV is getting becoming garbage more & more each day this absolutely sucks

  53. Y.... S....

    This makes me hella excited for next year. Just one more year of high school then I'm out

  54. S.... ....

    Came here from Adam Carolla show. and God DAMN am i so very sorry i did.

  55. M.... K....

    While you zombies beat off to this..your RFID enslavement is being orchestrated...

  56. M.... K....

    Thanks to all the zombies and sheep that make this possible. Die off quickly and quietly

  57. B.... D....

    White people turn up too much. Agreed?

  58. B.... B....

    I saw the tv show so fuck you

  59. S.... S....

    Fire🔥

  60. J.... M....

    they stole e-dubbles beat😑🖕

  61. x.... c....

    that shit kind of go hard nigga

  62. a.... m....

    almost 2 million views...wow

  63. K.... M....

    This shit is garbage. Phife Dawg, Biggie, Tupac, Guru, and Crying Jordan didn't die for this shit. I thought Asher Roth College shit was corny. But this meathead takes the cake.

    K.... M....

    nigga, this his first song ever, and nobody died for shit. fuck out of here with that shit, mike stud is way better now and will be more popular and famous and rich than you will ever be

  64. R.... T....

    Crazy to think how he did this video for a little fun after he hurt his shoulders in baseball and now it made him famous

    R.... T....

    when u seen the ad

    R.... T....

    He hurt his elbow not his shoulder

  65. G.... B....

    new TV series starting do to this video

  66. c.... ....

    His hands must've been cold the entire time they were filming

    c.... ....

    This comment is everything

    c.... ....

    That's pretty much a rule when you go to school

  67. g.... p....

    white yo gotti

  68. M.... F....

    I thought this was gonna be good😕

    M.... F....

    @Go ahead and hate! My favorite rapper is white BTW

    M.... F....

    yo this is good its his very first song anyways, why are you hating? bet you cant do better

    M.... F....

    Miguel Ferguson In all fairness, this was before he did this for a career. This was when he missed his Junior season for surgery.

    M.... F....

    it was back in the day. lol now it's trash as fuck

    M.... F....

    Miguel Ferguson if you're not fun than F u then

  69. d.... B....

    is this a parody to i love college?

    d.... B....

    @Jack Silveira
    it definitely wasnt

    d.... B....

    +doctor Bnasty I love college came out in like 2006 lmao

  70. B.... ....

    This is literally e dubbles beat

    B.... ....

    It's neither of their beat

    B.... ....

    it is not e-dubble's beat. it's ratatat's, who is way more popular than any of these two.

  71. D.... P....

    I just found this song and it reminds me of Kanye a lot for some reason

  72. R.... M....

    So underrated. Mikes first song, damn. He's came a long fucking way. Many memories & partying to this bitch hhahah

    R.... M....

    Hell ya mike stud

  73. B.... H....

    https://soundcloud.com/radyugs/college-humor-remix-no-copyright-mixtape

  74. C.... W....

    You people hate to much. He is actually a talented artist not saying this is his best song but how about you take a look at his other shit as well. Morons.

  75. B.... W....

    did anyone else notice the guy in the back @2:24

  76. S.... B....

    listen to "Let me oh" by E-Dubble. way better!

  77. J.... F....

    This is a parody right?

    J.... F....

    +KillaBoiX Gaming it was a joke dumbass

    J.... F....

    @Spencer M how the fuck do you know did you ask the guy that wrote he comment you dumb ass nigga stfu

    J.... F....

    KillaBoiX Gaming he hurt his arm playing baseball in college, so he was just messing around

    J.... F....

    @Malicky Schrumpf your defending this bullshit?

  78. R.... ....

    Very first song, and yet its still my favorite

    R.... ....

    RGStudio you should listen to these days

  79. r.... d....

    Seriously? does no one in the comments notice that this beat and song is originally from "Asher Roth - I love college"

    r.... d....

    +robert dempsey i noticed that and got pretty pissed

    r.... d....

    +robert dempsey That's the point every college rapper has rapped this song chris webby, sam adams, mac miller etc..

  80. A.... ....

    This was his first song chill it's still pretty good too

  81. G.... M....

    I.killed two dogs yesterday and I was happy in ;)

  82. J.... B....

    did a dope remix to this song!! check it out please
    https://soundcloud.com/jay-benedetto/playaz-anthem-jay-benedetto

    J.... B....

    Yo that is sick! Can I use this in my video?

    J.... B....

    +iPetux thanks bro, what r u tryna use it for??

    J.... B....

    Like a videogame backround music

    J.... B....

    +iPetux yea that's cool bro.. If u could link my soundcloud along that would be tight

  83. M.... S....

    HiHey
    I hope your having a great day! I invented a new channel and I thought it might be your style. Check it out give me feed back in the comments. Oh and it would be awesome if you subscribe

  84. j.... l....

    Good music

  85. C.... ....

    It just don't feel right, this song over such an awesome RATATAT'S beat ... that's why I think rappers should get themselves their own beat.

  86. M.... ....

    So apparently Mike only has white friends.

    M.... ....

    So this is so funny the difference from editing and stuff to present

  87. W.... ....

    Some people shit on this song but come on he wrote it as a joke while playing college baseball

  88. y.... L....

    ClockGameX BRs Entenderão! (Alguns)

  89. f.... ....

    This is when he was the nicest!!

  90. M.... H....

    dope track i liked it a lot

  91. s.... s....

    this feels so fifty cent

  92. A.... A....

    Why isn't this on Soundcloud??

  93. M.... ....

    poor you, I don't think you'll get female fans with this kind of songs
    only hope you don't think what you say in your songs

  94. W.... ....

    His chest is...weird

    W.... ....

    what chest?

  95. N.... O....

    Damn I remember when I first saw this at 2,000 views now he's famous. I knew you'd make it Mike