Mike Posner - UberX Driver Lyrics
UberX Driver
He sits in front of me and swallows his saliva
He fumbles in the cup holder for his chapstick
He puts his chapstick on his lips
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
He screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
Screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He is doing many many things in hopes that he will stumble upon the magic combination
A certain ordering of chapstick, coconut water, saliva and saliva swallowing that will crack the code of his unhappiness and make him feel better
Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him, waiting for him to finish
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Mike Posner UberX Driver Comments
☄️💥🎱💥🎱💥2020💥🎱💥🎱💥☄️
2020 damn
Mike Posner stopped smoking weed a year ago
damn i miss these days..
Big sean...currensy and wiz.....how to make it in america....pharrell was killing shit still...kanye was still pretty new...consequence was out...pac div...fuck man 06-11 i miss it
Imagine being a goofy downvoting this fucking classic
A good little throw backkk
Song will never be touched,🤙
Classic
Damn memories old Sean
2019 anyone? Damn 10 whole years
Who else listening in 2019?
G4SHI 2k19
I wish we could get a Mike and Sean album.
First of 2k19?
Who listening 2k19
adda boi
This what the white kids thought was smoking music.. I low key hated this song.
Everyone here talking about white owls you nasty😂😂 woods are where its at
Any still listen
Yooo I can't believe this song,the first time I heard it mike Posner was a little famous,today Big Sean is soo much more famous then this song.
Honeyberry backwood on golden grams kush, but yes white owl white grape my next choice
Best song
I love this song it is the best know why because there flow and there rimes
2018. Still relevant & underrated.
A white grape game a gram of that sticky light green fire... take a cruise with your friends put this song on.... nice
2018 this shit still fire
Who listening in 2K18?
this nigga
2k18 we still here
🔥🔥🔥🔥
If u havent smoked and drived to this song u havent lived life yet🚬 🚗
listin in 2017
This is the best version of the song 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Smoke crack n drive
Still a great song to this day
Who listening in 2k17?
Mikes Thrasher
Shit this 2018 now homie
Blazed so much back in eighth grade to this joint son. Miss those days, nostalgia tripping
dis shit go hard
in which album is this song? or it´s just the mixtape
I was a freshman smokin hella to this
This song brings brings me back to the best days in my life. Kicking it with friends and chilling is all you'll need man.
High Life yea boy
TBH thought Big Sean was a sideshow to Posner at the time.
And who TF is Pat Piff lol
LOL Big Sean old rhyme partner before Ye told him " Nah that other nigga you rap with not cold. We not signing both of yall."
looking through my old playlist an saw this holy shit tb
do not forget roll the windows up
Vape pen bruh shit gets me Done
this was me n my bro shit lol still slappin 7.27.16 n 40 said so
that's it
Thriving
it sucks what happened to pat, but he's back and rapping with Bluffgawd
This is 🔥🔥
took a pill reminded me of this. when he said a song people forgot.. i know he dont mean this one. but you get me.
i think he meant cooler than me
@Steve Renner really?
White grape White Owl for the win.
Hold this W
Fuck yeah
Cruzin tuneage right here
White Owl Grapeeeeee
love it!!!
I love music when I smoke n- drive😎
st8 fire
ahaha love this song
Jeeze, Seans wordplay is insane
White Owl Mango! That's my shit. Mmm. :)
Best song !👌🏻
Wow this brings back memories
big sean just gets bigger and bigger everyday (no homo)
+John Russell hahahahah
what is phylli blunt ?
its a cigar
Man I love this song. My best friend passed away a few days ago and we used to cruz to this song all the time. I'd have to say this was our song bro. I miss you so much buddy. Love you bro. R.I.P. my dude
bengals/pacers09 I am sorry that he passed away
bengals/pacers09 buy
I feel bad for you
bengals/pacers09 I'm sorry for your loss.
r.i.p bro
GTA V got me here
Sorry wrong song bros
wordword
+Grim RipSpine Same here bro. I also got tis' song on GTA V
+a gonz diff song
Mike Posner definitely sounded better in "cooler than me" sorry
@VΛLLYVICIOUS maybe cuz that song came out later..
white owl strawberry is where it's at. I just had to take a drive listening to this song.
Haha needs more bass to kick my sub but dope ass song
Love This Song I Will Be Driving And Smoking And Put This Song On
Just Awesome
like this song dont mean to be gloating i have it on an mp3 and if you love music visit spotify 100% free even though it says 30 day trial (Reconsniper64) out
Gta V !!
fuckin' awesome song
My smoking song ♡♥♡♥
Some one should make an instrumental to this beat but keep the first 18 seconds of it
Keein Sharpe basically until 22 or just keep the hook throughout
can you pleass bass boost Snoop dogg PROTOCOL and kurupt ON ONSITE
I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen
@NephthyesRS Productions lol one dude said he was gonna send gay guys to other guys house lmao this right here made my day
He knows a lot of those gay guys
No they're not known for that haha the guy just has a gay imagination. Never once have I heard someone threaten to send gay guys to my house.
@p0wnage51 almost
+EndangeredHD RS ik right
but can you drive and twist one?
i can
lol ;)
i do it every day
Scott McLellan yes very much..not rn tho I lost my license lol
457 cops have seen this video
Download A Matter of Time mix tape just Google mike posner.
I Love This Song! Wish it was available for me to Buy on iTunes or Spodify or Something! Damn!
this was my fucking hotbox song all freshman year
Yoi be gettin jr high blowin fat boo boo
Pass the lala we hittin high notes
The one version in gta v is the bj the chicago version
Naw the one in GTA V is different
Hi come to my channel for bass boost :D
I only really like the chorus
Then you don't really like the some. Just Mike Posner
Fucking love this!
442 disliked cause they to young to listen to this dope song
@bcalvinson datpiff . Com
tell me he don't look like lil b right der lol..
Lol been listen to this since I was in 6th grd
robert walker ur in 9th now
missed when he rapped on these type of beats.
why not hot box
Bankrupt is terrible
hook is the best *-*