Mike Posner - Poem With Too Many Complex Rhymes It's Kind of a S**t Poem Lyrics

I love sorting these comments by newest first and watch people complain about how these aren't perfect rhymes and therefore aren't rhymes. It's just really adorable.

- what rhymes with orange
- no it doesn't

I like Orange Juice

1:24. Thats all I’m gonna say

How about *"our range"* ?

Plot twist: Eminem actually started rap with the word orange.

Soooo No one ever thought of orange and french? Also this Video proves only that Eminem can use the word orange in a Rap Song but the Word itself didnt Rhyme ever to anything

Everyone: nothing rhymes with orange

Me, putting my four-inch door hinge in storage: Hold my porridge, george

Looks more like most of the time he isn't rhyming with orange, he's pairing orange with another word and rhyming THAT.. in the very first example the rhyme is all the following "_ill" words : Steal (mispronounced) Hill, skill and bill.

Tf dude what u saying

He’s the only rapper that can make orange and orange sound different. But also one of the only rappers that can make the word orange and orange rhyme and still make it sound good.

I don’t know why but I just keep coming back to this.

None of these rhyme with orange. They rhyme with ornge

Wow, Em must really love the word Orange 🤔

Top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss




wait

I have a 4 inch dick-

He hasn't rhymed "orange" once just the works that go with it orange JUICE orange HAT. I like m an m but that was cheating my man.

"Anything can rhyme if you mispronounce the words enough" -Eminem

Using the word ORANGE before another rhyming word does not make the word orange rhyme.

ghahahahaha

Exactly, people are dumb as hell

bro u know what rhymes with orange?


storage

No it actually doesn't

but he says orange like ornge

Eminem can make czechoslovakia rhyme
with orange

Wtf fuck the only thing that rhymes with orange in thise raps is fucking orange but I guess that's prescription drugs for yah

WTH orange surely does rhyme with spaghetti

Orange




*SYRINGE*

Everyone who disliked listen to mumble rap

Ironic, to complain about mumble rap while Eminem completely mispronounces words to make them fit.

technically none of these are rhymes, theyre assonance, but it skillful af regardless, dudes seriously got a way with words

Rover range? Four range?

If this was a try not to cringe, get annoyed and laugh challenge i failed all of them with this video

Eminem was my elementary school english teacher....

What I got from this is that Eminem really likes door hinges

The GOD has spoken!

*Nothing rhymes with orange*
Eminem: *Hold my porridge George*

I made this in 2 secs orange,storage glory of hornest

Song at 0:38?

No one gonna talk about the background picture of the lyrics?

Loose definition of rhyming.

Got full blown AIDS and a sore throat...wtf🤔

After this video, I am 100% sure nothing rhymes with orange. 😂 Eminem is nothing but a controversy creating rapper.

The thing is all of the lines he said with orange dont rhyme with it!People mean orange doesnt rhyme with anything because it needs to be alone with the word...nkt with 2 words

Notice how, in most lyrics, orange is followed by another word. What makes it rhyme is the following word, not orange. He hasn't rhymed anything with orange.
"Chorus" and "forest" were also highlighted as if they rhyme with it. They don't. "Hinges" and "syringes" kind of rhyme with each other, but not with "orange".
There's also a bunch of other examples, but generally not once was orange rhymed correctly with any other word.
This is because, for two words to rhyme, the parts of the word, starting at the syllable that the emphasis goes on and after it, have to be pronounced identically.
Some examples:
*Helló - thoúgh*
These rhyme because, the emphasis is on the last syllable. That is pronounced as "óh" in both examples, therefore they rhyme.
*pronoúnce - annoúnce*
These rhyme because the emphasis goes on the second syllable in both words. Also, the second and third syllables are identical (both pronounced as "ounce"). Therefore they rhyme.
*órange - anything else*
These don't rhyme because, in orange, the emphasis goes on the first syllable. This means that, for a word to rhyme with it, it would have to have an ending that is pronounced identically just like "orange". Imagine that the word "porange" existed. Regardless of what it would mean, it would, indeed, rhyme with orange, because it's ending is pronounced identically to orange. Now, I'm positive no words end in "orange" except for orange itself, and that's why no word rhymes with orange.

Well slant rhyme and technically he rhymed a word after saying orange but aight lol.

ALSO C’MON GUYS DRAKE&JOSH???

the way “orange” is said means it cant rhyme with other words but obviously if you pronounce “orange” in a different way, you’ll be able to rhyme it.

it’s the same as if i said “tome rhymes with bloom” but instead of pronouncing “tome” as “tohw-m”, i say “too-m.” obviously tome does not rhyme with bloom, but tome pronounced as “too-m” does (although it starts to lose meaning at this point.)

so no, orange still doesn’t actually rhyme with any other dictionary defined word.

never said storage, morgage, marriage, carriage, in rage, to a cage, on stage.. and on and on🙂

Nas allready did this when he said these that aren't there and weed with orange hair he been did this maybe Shady said it first but I heard Nasir say it first you'd have to use poetic licence to achieve this but yes he I a word Smith!

Orange
Range
Cringe
Hinge
Syringe
4 inch
Porridge

When genius did actual music

Most of it is rhyming with a word after using orange lol

People: nothing rhymes with orange
Eminem: hold my door hinge

Ok most of these dont actually rhyme with orange its the word after.

But do i care?

No. I love eminem.

Nope, didn’t rhyme orange. Just included it in a sentence. That’s like me saying you can’t rhyme the word “big” and than say “big car”.... stoopid

They dont rhyme lol

You can rhyme one word with a shitload of others . That’s why Eminem is genius

Me:Nothing Could POSSI--


EMINEM- Hold My porridge,Door Hinge,syringes,extension cord,and my naruto ninja sword.


And my verses from 1999

Yeah but that's not what people mean when they say rhyme with orange.

Not really but

What rhymes with purple ?

he used multiple words to rhyme 1 word ....

bixy stars It’s still considered rhyming...

@NoiselessKD001 Yes , but the point is theres no "word" that ryhmes with it. Its obvious that you can use multiple words to make it rhyme

(Laughs)

Me: Orange.. borange
Eminem: So you have chosen death

G.O.A.T.

When you purposely mispronounce words yes, you can make words that normally don't work rhyme. Nothing new. Music artists do it all the time.

Orange storage porage

Nothing rhimes with orange!

Forest: am I a joke to you?

Hate him

Or-inges

Me: *Hears,
“My weenie is larger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a
Bananas between to oranges.”*

Also me: *Disgusted but still watches video anyways*

English deleted itself after this

Orange is the new black

"My weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges"
That hit me

Sure imperfects can rhyme with orange but what about perfect rhymes?

Everyone: nothing rhymes with orange

Eminem: *george please hold my porridge, i have to get a new door hinge from storage*

Porridge

Orange you glad he didn't say banana?

No, wait...

He laughed who just took my orange

Why does he have a song called “Cum on Everybody” and “Big Weenie”

None of the words specifically rhyme with orange tho? The words that rhymed were ‘show’ and ‘robe’ ?

I didn't realise how much he rapped with the words orrange 😂

*"Nothing rimes with orange"*


Eminem: Hold my storage

W8 what? Love Ems music but That diden rhyme :S

*Everyone: Nothing rhymes with orange*

*Me: No it doesn't*

This means ......... I can be roasted.

Nooooooooooo

Orange is the new Eminem.

What is that??? Ofcouse you can Rhyme any word IF YOU FUCKING CHEW EVERY BIT OF WORDS, LETTERS AND SOUND! Pronounce them correctly, and then say you CAN!!!!

Nobody:
Greatest rapper alive: oRanGe

*Orange has disliked video*

Em is probably the best but none of that rhymes with orange ffs none at all

Those are near rhymes not perfect

everyone: nothing rhymes with orange


eminem: hold my dictionary

Eminem, Slim Shady, and B-Rabbit are the best ever

This proving that nothing ACTUALLY rhymes with orange.

If you wanna get technical then yea, nothing rhymes with orange lol. If you really want it to rhyme you have to get creative and mix words or even change the pronunciation of orange to make it fit. Imagine it's just another accent.

Blu Rage sporange rhymes with orange

Eminem could make any word in the urban dictionary rhyme with spaghetti.

Donald trump also rhymes with *orange* .....🙄

nothing rhymes with orange, bruh he adds other words while using the actual word

Eminem: Hold my mom's spaghetti

near rhymes, not true rhymes . & versatility of phonetics

He’s not rhyming anything with orange tho

Technically the worlds he uses to rhyme with orange don’t actually rhyme with orange unless you force it to

acknowledge rhymes with orange🤯