Midnight Beast, The - We Won't Remember Christmas Lyrics






Vodka, gin, Bacardi
And a half a bag of wine
Something out of date I’ve never tasted in my life
So Santa let yourself in, we’ll be on the kitchen floor
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

Mum, dad, aunt and uncle
N’ some guy I’ve never met
Are singing songs I’ve never heard
From a worn out tape casette
And we’ll know we woke the neighbours, when we hear ‘em at the door
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

My uncle thinks he’s Jimmy Carr
And laughs at his own jokes
My cousin bought his stash along
And mum just took a toke
Now Grandad’s dropping f-bombs, he thinks he’s still at war
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

Grandma got the munchies, so she went for a kebab
My brother puked his guts up, so we had to call him a cab
I bet that next December, our heads’ll still be sore
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

Dad promised he’d make breakfast, but woke up after one
I’ve smiled so much at presents that my face is going numb
We said we’d watch the Queen’s speech but shrek’s on channel 4
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

The carollers are singing, they're obviously trying their best
But our hangover’s are stinging so we tell ‘em to give it a rest
N’ just like last December, and the one we had before
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

Vodka, gin, bacardi
And a half a bag of wine
We’re trade the Christmas trimmings, for a party anytime
N’ we don’t want nothin’ fancy, just a shoulder for support
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure

So Santa let yourself in, we’ll be on the kitchen floor
We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure





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  1. M.... G....

    Playing this 2018...now it feels like christmas 🎄

  2. K.... L....

    Still my favourite xmas tune

  3. K.... B....

    Every year I come back to this song! Absolutely ace guys x

  4. A.... F....

    IT'S THIS TIME OF YEAR AGAIN BOYSSS

  5. k.... ....

    This is one of my favorite christmas jams for some reason, this song is brilliant!

  6. E.... ....

    Only acceptable Christmas song haha!! I will be listening to this song all through December!! I love it so much :) x

  7. R.... D....

    Still the most accurate & best Christmas song ever. Love you guys.

  8. w.... ....

    Probably have this on repeat for the whole of December (again)

  9. C.... H....

    Absolutely love this!x

  10. S.... ....

    Watching in July because f**k the rules

  11. L.... O....

    There are so many songs I've missed! I really need to keep a better eye on you guys... I'm sorry!

  12. T.... ....

    Where have the midnight beast gone?

  13. O.... ....

    You deserve way more subscribers and views, this was fucking excellent haha !

  14. P.... C....

    Wernt those three black guys from youngers

  15. T.... ....

    What's happened to the midnight beast?

    T.... ....

    @TheZDBRA Nothing, we're alive and well ;) working on our new EP - http://smarturl.it/m7qrbv

    T.... ....

    @The Midnight Beast Glad to hear it :D. I cant wait.

  16. E.... C....

    It disappoints me I love Stefan so much ugh

  17. K.... G....

    We're have midnight beast disappeared too?

    K.... G....

    @Olivia Ann They performed at my uni just before christmas last year. Everyone was wasted, including them! They seem to be loving it :')

    K.... G....

    @Jazz Clements That was bloody fun night!

    K.... G....

    @Olivia Ann We still here! Making a new EP - http://smarturl.it/m7qrbv

    K.... G....

    omg!!!!! YOU REPLIED!!! and okay, thats good to know

    K.... G....

    +The Midnight Beast Come to Southampton Solent Uni please xD

  18. K.... S....

    Is there an instrumental? ;3

  19. f.... ....

    woah these guys washed up fast

  20. T.... ....

    More music vids also your show is awesome

  21. D.... b....

    MANDEM ON DA WAAAAAAHHLLLLLL

  22. A.... H....

    Watching in february

  23. A.... M....

    First time listening to you lads in at least 3 years... Why did I ever stop? You blokes are legends!

  24. c.... 1....

    Please post another video! ☺️😃😍

  25. C.... F....

    whens the next season on tv?

  26. S.... M....

    Dude, I just watched your tik tok parody from 2009, you haven't changed a bit! (That's a good thing) your singing is better though now too.

  27. e.... ....

    Gutted it ain't xmas no more. Can't listen to this for 11 months now.

  28. T.... L....

    You guys are honestly great aha, wish I could have found you sooner xD

  29. R.... ....

    Love this

  30. L.... B....

    I SAY! GOOD SHOW I mean Song very catchy

  31. A.... M....

    Yes! Love the fact that you guys and Brett Domino have finally got together for a video :) this makes my heart smile :D

  32. D.... W....

    Haha, they showed the poster that I got for Christmas this year! Absolutely love the midnight beast! This song needs to be played on the radio!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  33. P.... K....

    I got your cd for Christmas BEAST Christmas present ever!!

  34. H.... ....

    Fucking LADS

  35. k.... ....

    Thanks you beasts, this song got me through this whole week somehow. Great tune!

  36. H.... M....

    Can you do every song like this, I love it

  37. C.... O....

    Best original christmas song. To bad u wont remember christmas... thats for sure!!! Love It @The Midnight Beast

    C.... O....

    @Cookie Ortiz Aw THANK YOU x

  38. G.... ....

    What about new year???

  39. L.... M....

    I loved this video!!! Made me so happy :)

  40. E.... E....

    Amazing like normal

  41. T.... K....

    This needs to become a thing! This song needs to be recognised as a Christmas classic! I would be legitimately surprised and disappointed if this did not make it onto next year's 'Top 100 Christmas Songs' or whatever! The lyrics are so clever and the tune is awesome, I seriously wish they would play this on the radio! You guys never fail to be awesome :3

  42. S.... H....

    The Midnight Beast are England's answer to Lonely Island!

  43. W.... k....

    love midnight beast parodys. Awesome guys

  44. A.... ....

    I'm extrememly surprised the line 'Santa get your sack out' was not in the song.

  45. D.... P....

    Love this song. keep being awesome and making music :)

  46. B.... T....

    Brett domino is a legend also, love this. Anyone else getting hammered

  47. R.... A....

    P.s I think I spy the same reindeer mask from XXXMAS BUDDIES am I right??

  48. R.... A....

    Hilarious lyrics!! And the music itself sounds so good, loved it

  49. E.... b....

    awesome !!

  50. e.... ....

    Radio 1 really need to play this!

  51. F.... A....

    Haha, brilliant as usual. great job, fellas. I'm a radio presenter, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be playing this on air tomorrow, if that's cool by you.

    F.... A....

    Did you play it?

  52. I.... R....

    I can't believe it's been a year since you posted Rap God!

  53. e.... ....

    Ash's hairstyle In this was so cute

  54. m.... F....

    Amazing as always lads ! xx

  55. l.... ....

    Can't stop playing this over and over, love it so much!

  56. L.... H....

    This is awesome :D

  57. C.... ....

    This was surprisingly adorable haha

  58. C.... H....

    One of the best Christmas songs I've ever heard x

  59. H.... ....

    Been listening to this on repeat since it came out (oops)

  60. A.... F....

    Loving that reference to Shrek

  61. B.... ....

    This is honestly so brilliant!

    B.... ....

    @BeautyByKat08 Thank you

    B.... ....

    @The Midnight Beast hahaha loving the late reply right there!

    B.... ....

    Better than never right?! X

    B.... ....

    @The Midnight Beast Hahah yeah fair point! x

  62. C.... N....

    Brilliant boys! Thanks so much for a new Christmas song that I can finally play around the family. :) Cant wait to see what you've got planed for 2015. <3

  63. T.... ....

    I love how Ash is sitting eating when theres someone choking (?) in the background

  64. G.... D....

    I can relate so much to the lyric "We said we'd watch the Queen's speech but Shrek's on channel four."

  65. G.... ....

    Ash is a qt

  66. s.... ....

    I plan to get so hammered this weekend that I won't remember Christmas either.

    s.... ....

    Bit o news: Christmas is on Thursday, not the weekend.

    s.... ....

    @Long Hair and Glasses
    I know this. That was the joke. Such extreme intoxication this weekend that I won't remember Thursday.

  67. L.... C....

    You guys just get better and better! I can't believe how far you've come in 5 years! ☺️💕

  68. C.... E....

    This is so different from your usual style but I'm in love with it, great work guys

  69. B.... D....

    Thanks for the invite chaps. Despite the fact that the video-call somewhat restricted my involvement in the festivities (you could at least have turned the laptop around...), it was a pleasure to 'be there'. Merry Christmas. x

    B.... D....

    U rock Brett x

    B.... D....

    Merry Christmas Brett! Next time you'll have to make it for christmas dinner... we didn't even get food poisoning!! x

    B.... D....

    Big dick ❤❤❤

  70. B.... ....

    Why is it only on google play? I would so buy this if it was on iTunes!!

  71. K.... ....

    YOLO Babyyyyyy

  72. 1.... ....

    Wow this song is amazing, We won't remember Xmas that's for sure!!! - We need it in the charts :D

  73. J.... B....

    This song is so beautiful.

  74. L.... ....

    This is great 😂

  75. R.... M....

    Great song guys, well done once again XD

  76. J.... J....

    Awesome let's get Christmas-y bitches!

  77. S.... F....

    Brilliant :D ♡ xx

  78. D.... B....

    BRETT FUCKING DOMINO

  79. B.... G....

    This song is so good!!

  80. M.... ....

    Aww I love this! :)

  81. M.... ....

    Loved that it was a little bit different, and that you all played instruments x

  82. K.... ....

    @Brett Domino FTW

  83. A.... S....

    Love it! x

  84. D.... B....

    I keep replaying this, it's so good!

  85. k.... ....

    Youngers hahahaha

  86. C.... F....

    The Midnight Beast with a Brett Domino cameo.  Two folks that completely changed my life.  This makes me happy.  Finally, a christmas song I can get behind.

  87. S.... H....

    Thanks for the song it is different but I love it tom and Brett yeah def a tune for future years x

  88. A.... ....

    wtf is a bag of wine?

    A.... ....

    when it comes to cheap wine, in england at least, it often comes in a box with a plastic nozzle and inside the box is a plastic bag of wine

    A.... ....

    A bag of wine

    A.... ....

    Its usually a box with a tap on it and inside that box the wine is in a bag.

  89. B.... B....

    A bit different for you guys but this is still an awesome song! On my Xmas playlist for sure this year!

  90. J.... H....

    I like it! Well done guys, it's a bit different than your usual, but very nice :)

  91. s.... ....

    Great song. Keep up the good work and merry christmas

  92. p.... e....

    Thus is so fucking awesome!!!!

  93. M.... ....

    FUCK YESS

  94. T.... M....

    Sick Xmas tune

  95. H.... S....

    Love it