Midnight Beast, The - The Rejected Bond Song Lyrics
SPECTRE
Listen for the one-liner, James Bond behind ya
PPK in your temple, penis in vagina
Of your girlfriend, and her friend phoning up the president
It's an odd job, but someone gotta do it
A cunning linguist, all the languages fluent
Suit tailor made, sharper than a hidden blade,
Getting laid, getting paid, no time to urinate
Seriously, I've never seen James Bond do a piss
N' no matter the villain
'Cause there's always a villain
They'll be on a yaught chillin'
N' somehow think they're winning
But James Bond got a license for killin'
For Queen and For Country
His dick in, your women
His dick in, your pussy galore
Typical Sean, Connery
Better than Moore, hear the engine roar
Aston Martin, not a Mitsubishi
Eight girls at a time, that's an octopussy
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Shaken-not-stirred-vodka-mar-ti-ni
(Cocktails motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
What do you ex-spectre
When you messing with the best-r
James Bond goes BLAM in yo face
Wa-pow, karate chop to the neck-sir
N' if you show him no re-spectre
Then we really can't protect-ya
One minute you're a passenger
In his dope car, then the next
James Bond will eject-ya
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Checkin' outta girl in a ber-key-ney
(Bird watch motherfucker)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(Double O 7 forever)
He's James Bond, there's only one Bond
Whether [?] the dudes that play Bond
Roger Moore, Brosnan, Sean
And I think there maybe some more
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Omega Watch with a laser-beam-y
(Got the time mother fucker)
SPECTRE
You know you gonna be sucking Bonds D
(It happened)
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Midnight Beast, The The Rejected Bond Song Comments
Infatti fa cagare
They're going to have to redue this song, because he's not going to sausage in the newer bonds series. They're trying to turn it into the female Ghostbusters. They will need a female singer in the next song.
This video and song should have millions of views!
Still one of my favourite songs
Yeah, why didn't the Bond studio take this? Is it because you cursed way to damn much?!
I still enjoy your guys'videos.
Ngl, this is a bop
Whenever dru says motherfucker he reminds me of nick frost in hot fuzz
This quality still shocks me they look so peng
look....i know how old this song is....but cunning linguist???? is it a pun??? i have to know PLEASE
8 girls at once that's an octopussy
Spectre
It's the motherfukin B.O.N.D
James Bond motherfuka
am i the only one who thinks Ash looks just like Jimmy Car in this one!?
when he's in a suit ash looks like chris hanson
This is flaming brilliant!!
Just when I thought ash couldn't get more attractive, he put on a suit. I'm done.
He just looks so much like matty Healy xxx lovem though xx
why the shit doesn't this have way more views? it's fucking genius!
Love it!!!
95,000 views? Surprisingly bad for such a great band...
It makes me sad to see one of my favorite bands fall from glory like this...
Know that I'll still be a fan guys!
Ash was really feeling himself omg
okay, who are the 32 assholes that disliked this?
You guys are fucking brilliant
Your coats shit mate
best part was the guy just singing "spectre" in the background the entire time. amazing highs there buddy.
ShadowOfOurHearts that's ash, he's great
LOL! Funny and foulmouthed spoof with some great editing and in-jokes galore. Bravo. Weird Al could not have done it better. Thanks for making this available.
But really though why isn't he
Ash should be the next Bond
th-that Stef high note..m
"Sam Smith... Havent heard of him either" I still die at this part xDD
Hahahaha, Love it!
Ash looks like he would make a great Joker
Can someone make a video where this is played over the opening credits for spectre? 😀
i think you took it too far with his coat. Like back off. Inspector G's coat is hotter than your tunes ;)
I hate James bond but I actually would have sat through the movie just to hear this song!!!! Keep it up guys you are amazing!!!!
Inspected gadget... Your coats shit m8
i hope this doesn't offend you guys but i really think that you deserve at least 20 000 000 subs
Can ash always wear his hair like this please!?
BWAAAHAHAHAHA! I can see why for the rejection!
May as well have used this instead that Sam Smith one was horrible 😂
1:55 OML Ash you lookin fine as! 💕✌🏻️
AMAZINGGGGGG ILYYYY I have loved you since I was really young like omfg I love you sooooo much ♥♥I know you wont see this comment but you know I STILL LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU Steph/stef :O Fittt
+midnightbeast sefan looks like robert seehan from misfits p.s huge fan of both
Better than what we got.
So cool and I like the practical effects. didn't think the circle was done in camera lol
Ash's eyebrows in this👌
The MidnightBeast are amazing💙
I love this song so much hopefully I'll be getting your new album for Christmas
Ash looks a bit like Jimmy Car in that sometimes
'Inspector gadget, your coats shit mate' my fave line omg 😂😂😂
2:10 could you be any creepier, ash! lmao i die laughing
I bloody love this
this song is so AWESOME
This is much better than Sam smiths song 😂💕
This should be in the movie mannnn!!! Love this <3
I don't understand why they didn't choose it either
loved it💜😂
RE(SPECTRA) Awesome vid hope you got another xmas belter up ya sleeves...
Still don't see how this song wasn't used in the movie. x)
Tmw when I got a spectre ad when watching this, when I'm going to see spectre
wow I haven't heard you guys since like freshman year of highschool. you guys improved a LOT I'm fuckin impressed
Made the mistake of putting this on while my mom was in the room. I don't think I've ever hit the mute button faster in my life.
use headphones
@Shane Wicher They were broken
ASH!!!! I wish I could be as fabulous as you. XD
+The Midnight Beast is this sponsored by any chance?
Ash looks so attractive in this oh my god.
Way better than Sam Smiths, no doubt about it.
LOVE IT, bit to many naughty words though....Mothers wont like it. Talented boys. More power to you.....LPFT
love this song so much... cant stop listening to it <3 xD
I know nerly evry word in the bond song !!!
This is incredibly clever, good job boys! Just gonna replay this 20 more times
Appreciate the puns :)
This should be the new bond song i mean who the hell is sam smith
are these lads like our version of the lonely island? If so I guess stef is the andy samberg
You guys need a tv show
Bomba.. Grazzi hafna
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS EATHER??? What how! Personally I would of used it....
Love this & I agree it should be at the end of the film. Distracting video though, you all look so shaggable in suits. Must stop thinking about sex with TMB.......
When is The Midnight Beast going to remake songs like the good old days?? I've always followed you and will continue to, but what happened to our fan base? Hundreds of Thousands of views a video to only 20 or so thousand. Were going to come back, and its going to be epic.
#Return of the BEAST
Just not the year of the beast this year I guess 😅
why didnt they use it!!!...it must be to fabulous for them!
why the fuck didn't they use this?!
really enjoy this
that was funny bruh
Ash's peado face at 1.55 😂😂😂
Can't even say the fucking word right dumbass ash. It's spectre not spectarrr
I swear most of these views are me replaying over and over 😂😂😂
Don't copy snoop and dre like that 😭😭😭😭😭
Beautiful, simply beautiful.
this song is honestly the greatest thing holy smokes xD
They should have used this instead of Sam Smith, it's so much better. I love the Midnight Beast 3
Absolutely love this song. Amazing just like the rest of them. Love you guys keep up the awesomely hilarious work. Xxx
oh this is wicked
I'm laughing in the early hours of the morning omg XD
I love you dru u make me lol.
I now love this song. I'd choose this song
stop having talent it saddens me!!! ily
Make sure to leaf a like. HISSSSSSSSSSS....
damn Ash, i love him every day!!!
LEAF a like hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss