Midnight Beast, The - Strategy Wanking Lyrics

Jizzy jizzy squirty squirty not a problema

i cant believe this song is still on my phone in 2019

As if I used to listen to this phahahahaha

Listening to it on 0.75 speed it actually sounds good

Sounds cool at .75 too

I honestly think this is one of their best ones, I love it lol

Beautiful.

wankade wank wank

when they say "when the pussy is on vacation" is one of the best, they should have add one that is "when she is having her menstruation"

u guys make me laugh everytime!!!!!!!! ur songs are so wacky and wonderfull!!!

What a load of bollocks this is

Look at your fucking name

@K9_Productions and...? Looks at yours, who are you kidding? You think you're a successful production company? Get the fuck out of here

That was made years ago

What's interesting is that on their channel this video is blocked in my country but on the e4 channel it's not. Whatever, it works out for me :D Love this song.

Am i the only one who thinks Dru looks like Emre Cans twin who plays for LFC?

you guys should of done scene where you used a frozen cow carcass in a butchers shop as a punching bag as a metaphor for "Beating your Meat" as it were

You are a strange human

What the fuck.

fuck one direction, why isnt this in the charts

Different here of music I guess?......

Tragedy wanking, wipe your tears and use it as lube......

+lillilala_ig lillilulu you're welcome.

"Dear Carli..."

sorry but dru looks really good in this >.<

when stef says' the pussys on vacation' dru waves like bye!!!lol

One of their best :D x

P.S. This would do very very well on Adult Swim, Cartoon Networks adult content overnight line up. I've been trying to get my fellow yanks to demand it but it's been too few to make a difference!

Why are they dressed like homeless people? I don't understand why since there's no group more likely to get laid, share diseases, and have unplanned kids than poor people. You just need one manic bipolar chick on meth and shell do a whole homeless shelter in a go.

i love wannnking strategically ;) #derp

miss the old days, omg

Eleanor Oxtoby imagine it hit the charts

#danger wank

0:51:'D

wow were all such bad kids

I just LOVE how they make up their own little "foreign" language heehee :)

No. Ash and Stef don't. Stef said that he's tried it once and wouldn't do it again. I don't know about Dru though. Probably not. But then again, he might do.

I think they all do

omg at 1.5 speed this is ev en more amazing!!!

Shona Smith totes 👌🏼

Does Dru smoke?...

stef looks so hot in this when he has his snapback and bright striped T on!!

Dru isn't wearing a bra he's got a shirt with a bra on which is quite cool to be fair hahha

LOVE EM

Oh Steff how do you get so hot?! Any tips?! ;)

0:26 to 0:30 Miow:) I love Ash:DXXXXX<3

That moment when this is my ringtone and it goes off in my exams...

THUMBS UP IF THIS SONG WILL NEVER GET OLD ! XD

my mum just came into my bedroom about 3 minutes ago and i paused it quickly and all she could see was ash making this face 1:17 and her face was like \:/

nadia su omg 😂😂

wtf it stefan doing at 1:12 - 1:14 look at his hands :|

He's just that amazing xD

thumbs up if your under 20

the 'cat girl' is off fresh meat :)

look like it aha

They'd make hot hobos

Can't wait to see you live tonight!!

Dry should sing more TMB FOREVER!!!¡

love this song

2:46

Ash looks like he's gonna sneeze.

stef....

looooooooooooooool im pissing myself and making a yellow puddle on the floor!

Has anyone else noticed the cute vein in stef's forehead when he sings, aww

i like how they all come from the same stall.. ;)

Erika Angell *cum from

i love all of u but the best is the one with curly hair he is HOT!!!!!

your parents must be so proud

spit on hand, put in pants, hand up and down repeatedly, and finally dont do it in public



trust me

You guys are great inventors where can I buy the jizzy jizzy screen thing or whatever xD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Little bit weird...

Notta probolamo

Belgian TMB fans for life

love them guys

OMG I DID IT WHEN I WENT TO THORPE PARK

Is it just a coincidence that Dru's shirt says 'juice box':D

I would not mind Dru's sex face looking down or up at me every time I made love!!!

ash at 2:48 <3

ash at 1:47 actually looks like a peedo...

ow deer :P lol

ha thats so funny

me and my family(me, my brother and our grand parents) went away in a caravan and i had my head phones listening to this. when everyone was staring at me i realise i had been signing out loud. :/ all i could say after that was "im 19 jeez!" and went to bed.

are we supposted to wank to this

Wo-ow, 02:38. Phwoar.

It was when I posted the comment that it was. They have put it right now.

haha 1:54

Anyone know what the song at the start of the 4th episode is when Stefan was practising

1:14 stephan has the cutest face with that funny sound haha :3 .... and can someone explain how these guys have no sense of embarrassment lol gotta love these guys <3

i love how they have visual representations of wanking, like pet the kitty, flick the bean, beat the bishop and spank the monkey :p

I've touched them hands hehehehe

this song is so catchy lol :) LOVE these guys

except it hasn't? find your source before you state facts based on assumptions.

Now wheres the delete history button

'STRATEGY WANKING!!!!'

Why does the fact that three of them spit on their hands at the end of the video all of a sudden seem soooooo sexy?! Just love the way Stefan looks at the camera at the end!!!!!!

1:12-1:13....THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT STEFAN JUST CASUALLY STANDING NEXT TO ASH, WHO'S SCRATCHING HIS FACE, WANKING!!!! AMAZING VIDEO!!!!

When Ash has those fake orgasms!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH YEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ASH!!! YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY!!!!!!!

soooooooooooo funny!

seems legit

troll lol

Crazy hobo dance! Sexy beasts...

Can't help but fall In love with all of u over and over, even with this video :D

"Jizzy jizzy skwirty skwirty jizzy jizzy, notta problema!"

Still will never look at toilet paper the same way again...

I love how the video posted on YouTube by the actual group has been blocked by Channel 4 in the United Kingdom.

Stefan in a straight jacket is weirdly sexy..

Gorgeous face Stef x

omg stefan is perfect <3 even as a bog eyed tramp awwe