Midnight Beast, The - Sextape Lyrics






Sextape (Hoe Hey)

Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
To get some publicity

If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
Until you pant on camera

Spread it like a virus
Then maybe somebody will come n hire us

Baby we should make a sextape
It's how you get famous
Act a little heinous
Finger in the anus

Put it in a sextape
Suckin' on my wotsit
Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

Time for the Kim Kardashian
The Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza
Costa Rica with Tulisa

On a boat with Tommy Lee
In a bed with Mini Me
I swear your mother will agree
That it pays a decent fee

Spread that porno like it's herpes
It's the only way to work into your thirties

Baby we should make a sextape
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral
Entering vaginal

Put it in a sextape
Next it will be Miley
Probability highly
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

Assume a position, n screw a musician
Film with an actor, bent over a tractor
Seduce a producer, with implant bazookas
Now that you're known, for screaming and moaning in

Sextapes, schoolgirl in detention
Oiling up your engine, paying off your pension
Put it in a sextape, you could buy a penthouse
Centrefold of penthouse, I could play the boyfriend

When we make a sextape
Famos on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters
Put it in a sextape
Stick it up on redtube, cheeky bit of side boob
I could play the boyfriend
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])





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  1. E.... C....

    What is this shit??

  2. c.... ....

    2:09 *that wink fucking killed me*

  3. O.... H....

    back again cause this is my soundtrack

  4. A.... 2....

    I have just realised what the noise is in the beginning but I did watch this when I was 14

  5. C.... K....

    I need a non explicit song that I can listen to without headphones

  6. C.... K....

    Favourite song ever

  7. A.... 0....

    WOW Ash can play Violin holy shit

  8. J.... G....

    Love ❤️

  9. K.... M....

    The sound is so good, the lyrics are odd and amazing but my mom thinks its just a normal song lol boy is she wrong

  10. K.... M....

    This is actually my favorite song, i love mumford and this has very mumford vibes

  11. O.... H....

    still coming back 2 years to hear their sex tape

  12. Z.... L....

    Why does this video remind me of panic at the disco "pretty odd" album

  13. A.... M....

    WHERE CAN I BUY MERCH I WANT ALL OF IT!!

  14. N.... ....

    wet sosig

  15. H.... M....

    brilliant

  16. J.... H....

    nearly 3 years later and this is still one of my favourite tmb songs

  17. L.... J....

    Anyone else want the behind the scenes of this?

  18. R.... D....

    He looks like young Billie joe Armstrong but a little skinnier

  19. i.... ....

    I actually love the sounds Dru's voice gives the lines he's in, can really hear it and it makes such a difference!
    Love it guys, can't stop coming back for more. ;)

  20. J.... ....

    its liiiit

  21. Z.... ....

    Listening and not even know the lyrics then i rewatch and BOOM mind blown..

  22. C.... P....

    The greatest part about this video is that there's nothing suspicious about it unless you read the title. The only downfall for me is that my mum now thinks I listen to country music

    C.... P....

    Only thing that is slightly suspicious would be the cutaways, ex: when it shows (Don't hold me to names) Stephan is slapping his face with a mic.

  23. p.... p....

    I love you 😍

  24. j.... A....

    Man. I love theese guys never fail to make me smile

  25. C.... ....

    is it weird i would totally watch a midnight beast sex tape o.o

  26. B.... H....

    This is fucking great. 😂

  27. i.... ....

    Are there chords/tabs for this song? I fucking love it and I would love to learn it.

  28. L.... M....

    Favourite song!!! Not sure if it helps with chemistry homework tho..... Ah well who needs school when you have TMB!!!! Xox

  29. J.... P....

    sounds like the songs about Kim Kardashian lol

  30. O.... L....

    Free Live Sex Cam Show, Exclusive Unlimited Access: BabeGirlsHere.BlogSpot------------------c0m

  31. S.... S....

    I have exams in a few days... what am i doing here...

  32. C.... ....

    That was so beautiful xD

  33. K.... x....

    I get it now! Dru has hayfever!

  34. C.... W....

    I heard this song like 2 days ago, and its my favorite song of all time :D, you guys are amazing

  35. C.... P....

    this song is the best way to pick up girls 😂😂

  36. K.... H....

    I went to bed to avoid watching rugby this is so much better ;)

  37. A.... ....

    Since when did Mumford and sons sing about boobs?

    A.... ....

    ✨💕

  38. C.... L....

    I'm loving the Mumford and Sons vibe, but with better lyrics and more attractive members

    C.... L....

    Chloe Leggett so true Abt the attractive members

  39. s.... a....

    i love this song so much

  40. P.... ....

    so glad I rediscovered you guys👌

  41. E.... K....

    Someone call botdf and let them know that this is how to sing about sex without being total shit. XD

  42. M.... B....

    Stef and the ice cream😂😂😂

  43. S.... A....

    Merchandise!
    http://shop.themidnightbeast.com

  44. L.... N....

    these lyrics are actual genius how do you even think of things like this omg

    L.... N....

    @Leah Nicole we high

    L.... N....

    @The Midnight Beast can i get high with you guys please

    L.... N....

    brilliant

  45. B.... ....

    Best thing to hear to end the day :-) lol

    B.... ....

    @BlumperT best thing to wake up to too.

    B.... ....

    @The Midnight Beast best thing to make a sextape to

  46. H.... W....

    Nothing like watching a bit of TMB on a Wednesday night. I don't know how I could've missed this one before. It's golden! (c:

  47. E.... ....

    Nothing beats blasting this while my boyfriend looks at me like I'm a freak. Love you guys!! Have for years and don't think it will stop.

  48. C.... ....

    I forgot how much I loved this one, it's so catchy X

  49. K.... F....

    I had this stuck in my head all the way through SATs

  50. F.... A....

    so catchy ! watched you guys since 2010 and you"ve never disappointed <3

  51. c.... w....

    I want to play this at full volume on my speakers, but I know I can't.

  52. G.... K....

    Repeating this over and over instead of revising for physics...

  53. M.... D....

    Why is this not a hit single yet

  54. P.... M....

    I feel bad fro Dru. #hayfever

    P.... M....

    Me too oh and hi quin

  55. a.... l....

    This is amazing! Ash is so cute 😂

  56. w.... r....

    darude sandstorm????

  57. �.... L....

    Hay fever is a bitch

  58. t.... ....

    ugh im starting this again

  59. A.... ....

    I came from the til tik Parody to this

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    @Akira So did they.

    A.... ....

    @Akira I just came. simple

  60. E.... G....

    well you guys called it XD http://www.theladbible.com/articles/has-miley-cyrus-made-an-explicit-home-movie-with-arnie-s-son

  61. M.... ....

    I personally thing Ash should do a sex tape!!! ;D

  62. M.... M....

    why does he keep sneezing?

    M.... M....

    Dru had hay fever the whole time they were there. :)

    M.... M....

    oh ahaa, poor guy

  63. F.... ....

    fucking genius

  64. M.... B....

    this would actually be such a good song if the lyrics were changed

  65. C.... ....

    Aww bless, Dru & his hayfever aaha.

  66. B.... ....

    is this a parody and if so what of

    B.... ....

    it's one of their original songs

  67. j.... g....

    I was gna go to your concert in preston but it was cancelled ;-; wanted you to do this song too

  68. L.... ....

    "if you wanna be a star then unhook your frickin bra" this is stuck in my head but i love itp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  69. D.... G....

    Is this supposed to remind me of Mumford and Sons?

  70. q.... ....

    This song is good as always absolutely love it!!!! keep it up

  71. s.... ....

    This is so gud
    lyrics really touched my heart

  72. H.... ....

    dirty, rude and immature but so beautifully sung guys

  73. C.... o....

    Always a good laugh from this

  74. m.... F....

    Your too amazing :)

  75. R.... V....

    I can't get enough of this... Catchy as hell :D 
    Welldone

  76. k.... b....

    Finger in anus

  77. C.... ....

    Haha, omg! 😂

  78. i.... k....

    too true

  79. S.... ....

    It's great to see you guys are still as great as 4 years ago :)

  80. B.... ....

    Yeah boys. Let's make a sextape!

  81. s.... m....

    think you all great love all songs xx more please

  82. Q.... T....

    This song makes me think of The Bad Touch Trio oops-

  83. C.... ....

    10/10 great song. not stupid at all

  84. �.... r....

    love ash millions!

  85. s.... ....

    This is one of those really good, catchy songs that I love but will never be able to sing at home jfc

  86. I.... ....

    Stefan should dress like that more often...

  87. R.... A....

    oh my god. What if this was your ringtone and you're at a funeral and forget to silence it and in the middle it just blares out BABY WE SHOULD MAKE A SEXTAPEEE. it's how get famous act a little heinous finger in the anus

  88. R.... A....

    this my jam dude

  89. K.... ....

    ash tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. K.... ....

    second fave song so far 

  91. V.... H....

    WHEN STEF WINKS AT THE CAMERA ON THE LAST CHORUS SHIT HE KILLS ME THEY KILL ME

  92. S.... ....

    Best song ever... Ever...

  93. Y.... ....

    "You can play my ..."
    Lets keep it that way song 

  94. R.... (....

    @GameboysAreAwesome this is so good :)

  95. A.... Z....

    DRU GETTING SPAT ON AT 1:47 OH LORD

  96. L.... D....

    your so perfect :'( 

  97. B.... G....

    This is honestly just the best thing 😹<3

  98. c.... s....

    Well tthis is stuck in my head now thanks guys

  99. V.... D....

    Why do I love this sooo much??