Midnight Beast, The - Pointless Skit 2 Lyrics






Hi, um, is that Kelly Rowland?
It is!
Alright well my name is Stefan, I play in a band called The Midnight Beast
And I was wondering if you might be interested in doing a feature on one of our...
You would?!
You're the first person we've called, this is amazing!
Really?
Ha, I don't suppose Jay-Z might be interested in doing...
Course he wouldn't because he's not your...

Hi there, it's Stefan Abingdon calling about the Katy Perry collaboration with The Midnight Beast
Oh
Yeah she hung up

Hi, is that the office of the Kardashians?
Yeah, we were wondering if Kim was interested in doing a collaboration
No?
How 'bout Khloe?
Or the other one?

Hi, is this the office of Kelly Brooke
We're looking to get Kelly on a song
No she won't have to get her tits out
Well if you really want in the video maybe?
OK no its not for us, thank you though

Hi there, I'm looking for the office of Katie Price
I'm sorry I can't do this haha

Um, I'm looking to speak to the manager of Kerri Katona
Yeah, has Kerri got any talent?
Oh no she hasn't, alright thanks

[*dial tone*]
Hey boys, its Ke$ha
Heard you need someone for the album, I am crazy into it
So call-
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  1. M.... ....

    Why am I watching this still 😂

  2. S.... ....

    THEY PERFORMED THIS LIVE IN THEIR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TOUR, AND I ALMOST DIED WITH EXCITEMENT LOL

  3. w.... ....

    Saw them live for the second time on Tuesday. So glad they sang(?) this. It’s still hilarious.

  4. N.... M....

    “Drew got found” is the best part

  5. R.... E....

    Lmaoooooooo memories

  6. H.... W....

    Still a bop ‘before throwing up all over... was it Hayley?’

  7. M.... L....

    How did I watch this when I was 9 😂😂

  8. M.... C....

    This is amazing!

  9. J.... N....

    Haven't listed to this in years and years and years but the words are just etched into my memory.

  10. t.... ....

    holy throwback

  11. D.... Z....

    Now I know what I'm going to sing for the rest of my life

  12. D.... H....

    Absolute bop!

  13. J.... V....

    This... this was posted at the beginning of my Junior year of high school... I never heard of them until 3 days ago. 👴

  14. 2.... ....

    Lmfao ah I love this song I've been here since the tik tok not sure how long that's been but y'all are still great!!

  15. K.... T....

    Drew you've changed 😂

  16. A.... B....

    I remember this!

  17. C.... ....

    Wow, I can't stop smiling when listening to this tune after like seven years. Still amazing!

  18. t.... ....

    I love feeling g...I mean happy

  19. O.... L....

    what a throwback, I loved this so much when I was 12, and now I'm 19 I've rediscovered my love hahahaha

  20. A.... H....

    Still watching in 2016

  21. K.... W....

    This song proper takes me back :'D Tunee

  22. J.... P....

    They joke about being asleep at '1 in the afternoon' but that's a daily occurrence for me...

  23. p.... p....

    damn dru.

  24. A.... F....

    Wish I could walk with you😔

  25. D.... ....

    Quite possibly my favourite song of all time

  26. P.... ....

    "Drew..you've changed" dunno why this has been edged into my brain for years 😂

  27. b.... h....

    Still love this song!!!

  28. A.... B....

    Nice song

    A.... B....

    Wow I really need a upgrade I sent that 5 years ago...

    A.... B....

    "I sent that 5 years ago" you know you can see when it was posted right? lmao, 3 months ago.

  29. S.... F....

    I'll walk with u

    S.... F....

    I don't live in London though :c

  30. T.... _....

    oh Fuck 😂😂 I was in year 5 when This came out like holy shit, and now I'm in year 11

  31. M.... K....

    I relate to Dru in this a little too much...

  32. T.... A....

    I became a big fan when tic tok first came out I had your jumpers and books etc 6 years on and I still love you and know every word to your old songs I love you tmb❤️

  33. K.... B....

    still love this😊

  34. t.... ....

    Who came here because of their tweet today?

  35. K.... C....

    I don't think I'll ever stop listening to this

  36. M.... L....

    I'm glad I've started listening to you guys again. But one question, does anyone k ow what happened to mister enigma?

  37. 1.... ....

    I remember watching this 5 years ago when suddenly my dad was standing behind me right about when dru puked. He tried to stop me watching youtube videos after that. Because if I had time to look at disgusting things like this, I definitely would have time to get better grades =')

  38. C.... G....

    "the police came..."
    "i shot them"
    why dru
    why

  39. T.... R....

    man this was such a tune

    T.... R....

    THANKS MAN

  40. K.... W....

    Wow I used to be obsessed with your channel and songs ages ago! So glad I've found them again :D

    K.... W....

    And I'm back one year later again

    K.... W....

    Same here haha!

  41. F.... ....

    never forget omg 

  42. U.... Y....

    Wow... That's sums up my sister's life in one song... I didn't think it was possible...

  43. �.... L....

    But... you're skipping. I skip too much for my own good I look like a 1950's 8 year old school girl. Dammit -.-

  44. G.... W....

    this was stuck in my head through all of my exams and I nearly wrote 'and theres a cat' in an English essay like twice :\

  45. C.... E....

    This has and always will be my favourite skit, never fails to make me laugh

  46. D.... M....

    London is a city

    D.... M....

    Yes... Yes it is

  47. H.... R....

    Dat voice crack

  48. J.... H....

    WE FEEL SO GAY!

  49. a.... ....

    i cant believe this was four years ago! fuckin eh still love it :) 

  50. A.... F....

    "We feel so gay!"
    "Meaning happy!"
    "And theres a- Cat!"
    Lol

  51. b.... ....

    Omg my names hayley x

  52. S.... R....

    I love the song and videos and tv show and the fact that a great grop has finally come out of London but iv got one question what do the midnight beast call there fans? Cos I really want to now because I am so a super fan

    S.... R....

    they call their fans TMBeasts

    S.... R....

    Ok thanks

  53. B.... ....

    i could literally replay this forever 

  54. Z.... ....

    I swear this could be a children's song if it wasn't so inappropriate :p

  55. G.... E....

    Lol Drus overdosing on the tic tacos

  56. H.... ....

    So funny

  57. M.... ....

    "THAT'S RIGHT!!! ...ya bitch."
    hahaha omg I love them :D

  58. T.... ....

    ya bitch.

  59. L.... W....

    All time favourite :')

  60. C.... M....

    That's right.. ye bitch. Still fucking amazing.

  61. N.... L....

    I thought it was Meth, but maybe I'm wrong.

  62. G.... ....

    Awesome music video. What do I notice? It's apparently not illegal where they are to park on the opposite side of the road like it is here.

  63. C.... ....

    I just love Dru so much :')

  64. B.... A....

    Not every song, Daddy made me cry...it still does

  65. L.... C....

    Cbeebies ♥

  66. m.... d....

    dudes name isnt Andru
    dipshit

  67. S.... D....

    LOVE StEPH

  68. D.... N....

    Dru you've changed.

  69. c.... ....

    There was a serious lack of walking in this...

  70. t.... ....

    well that escalated quickly...

  71. I.... B....

    Love itty

  72. b.... t....

    BYE at 1:40 is just fuckin incredible!!!!!!!!

  73. J.... P....

    "YOU BITCH" "dru you've changed..." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  74. s.... ....

    Want Dru's hat.

  75. E.... J....

    Mr guldenshuh is mad at me for singing this in his class and it being a "disruption" it's a good song though!

  76. K.... S....

    fulham road

  77. M.... O....

    ....Dru....it's Dru....

  78. R.... S....

    Holy crap that is a gigantic cat.

  79. D.... B....

    My boyfriend is annoyed cause I sung this in front of him and he has it stuck in his head
    LOL

  80. C.... v....

    0:53 testipop

  81. h.... M....

    im gonu go do some tictacs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. B.... M....

    OMFG THEY LIED THEY WERE SKIPPING! I feel so ripped off.

  83. A.... H....

    I started singing this in Science..

  84. E.... Z....

    They were skipping not walking!

  85. B.... ....

    Thats Right! *Ya Bitch*

  86. T.... j....

    @tonetonus no they are gay walking...get it...j-walking gay walking. Nevermind

  87. T.... ....

    You know that you guys were skipping... right?

  88. S.... n....

    lol same style than thelonelyisland - Awesometown

  89. k.... b....

    ? still hot

  90. E.... ....

    I'd love to walk with them through London town:')

  91. S.... ....

    i drink drive get high fuck hoes allll night

  92. S.... R....

    AHHH THIS IS FUNNY I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF EVERYTIME :D

  93. A.... B....

    The cat lmao X

  94. J.... W....

    Thumb up for dru's rap