Midnight Beast, The - Plenty More Fish Lyrics

Heartbreak isn't easy
I've been there once before
She held your heart so tender
Then tossed it to the floor

Hear me now! My boy Stef is right.
There be so many fish in the sea.
So many fish!

De ocean is full of scales
Crabs, dolphins and sharks and whales
No worry, we won't run dry
The ocean's extremely wide
We're kind of losing the point of this
You need to forget the girl that you miss
Think of the women you haven't met
Blah de-de blah de blah, the ocean's wet.

Heartbreak isn't easy
I've been there once before
She held your heart so tender
And then tossed it to the floor
She stabs you with a dagger
Made of hatred and remorse
Then spits up putrid anger
On your burning rotting corpse

Plenty more fish in the sea
There's plenty more fish in the sea
Go on it's not bad, It's just a fad
Plenty more fish in the blue sea

If you're miserable inside
There's plenty more girls to stand by your side
Don't live in famine, plaice, cod and salmon
All that you wish, there's plenty more fish

[Stef:] Guys, guys, you don't understand. When I say fish, I mean girls, not actual fish.
[Ash:] Ah-ha, I get you. That makes sense now, like this!
[Ash:] There's millions of nice females
[Stef:] Right.
[Ash:] Big boobies and scaly tails
[Stef:] No!

They live in a seashell shack (Heartbreak isn't easy) ...And a lovely rack.
Her dad forbids her to leave the sea
Although she manages finally
To marry the prince and live happily

How can this be helping? That's just the plot of the Little Mermaid.

Plenty more fish in the sea
There's plenty more fish in the sea
Global warming's not bad It's just a fad
Plenty more fish in the blue sea
If you're miserable in here
There's plenty more girls to wipe up the tears
There won't be a drought, skate, hake and trout
All that you wish
There's plenty more fish and chips and saveloys
Fish!