Midnight Beast, The - M.I.L.F. $ (Parody) Lyrics




You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that dilf money
You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that dilf money

The mumma's see me comma
From a hundred mile away
Drop my kid at school
Then I start my dad day

Coffee and a croissant at my favey cafe
Changin' all the halogens, wifey not a fan of 'em
Slot it, twist it, yay!

Filling up the car with diesel
Because it gets 'ya more mileage for your money
You daddy fucker

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that dilf money

Me and the dads drilling the walls
Putting up shelves, scratching our balls
Flippin' the meats, novelty apron
Drinking some prune for my constipation

I been working all week, now where the hell is my drink?
Girls should be in the kitchen pouring milk on their tits

Got the gladiator sandals, socks underneath
Pair them crisp jean shorts, with an armless fleece
Got these particular shades, and a lanyard strap
And a belt clip phone how fucking boss is that?

Don't gotta stay thin, with your shirt tucked in
And your trousers pulled up under your chin
We're the raddiest, baddiest, fattiest, nastiest
Daddiest dads that there's ever been

Now watch us do the dad dance

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that dilf money
You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that dilf money
You daddy fucker





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Midnight Beast, The M.I.L.F. $ (Parody) Comments
  1. Fox

    I love you guys

  2. you love I

    I love how Ash and Stef are just dancing whilst having a barbecue and Dru is just sad 😂

  3. you love I

    Ashleys part tho 🙏🙏👌 1:12

  4. Ollie Rose

    Hahaha Dru 😂

  5. fried egg depression

    This is beautiful

  6. Shelby-lou Weekes

    “Girls should be in the kitchen pouring milk on their tits” I *died* 😂😂❤️😂😂👌🏽👌🏽

  7. James Charles’ Uncle

    DRU ME NEITHERMy real dad left my mum when my mum was 7 and a half weeks pregnant and he got me a laptop when I was 17 coz he felt sorry for me Im 22 now LIKE BRUHEdit: me either

  8. Jasper Rosebluff

    SHIRO FROM VOLTRON

  9. MemerMeme

    Why haven't I seen this before what the fuck lol

    I used to watch your old stuff, I'm glad I came back lol

  10. noot_ noot 2332

    I had a maths exam and this was stuck in my head the whole two hours lmao

  11. Emily Mckinlay

    Yooooooo. I've been a fan since tick tock & stg this is the best song you've made since lez be friends. Xo

  12. pp king

    i want mcr to get back together just to cover this. it makes sense since gerard and frank are parents and maybe the rest of the ex band members but im not sure if they are

    Fox

    Mcr is back together now you're welcome

  13. MVD JEYSON

    Thank you for this. You totally nailed it!

  14. SABILLIETV

    I never knew about my real dad 😂

  15. Kt Nestler

    I was 12 when I first heard of y'all. now I'm 19 and I jam this music every morning xx

  16. FaCu aRroYo

    The only dilf there is the bearded guy

  17. Cheyenne Grassi

    I was 8 when I first heard their music yikes

  18. ItzLivvy

    0:59 Is that the 'what are those' song picture? Lol

  19. Brandon Myers

    Wtf?! I miss these guys so much money!

  20. Black Rose

    I'm Internally Bleeding To Death

  21. Emily Campion

    Dru's monologue is killing me lolx

  22. starky

    This is great

  23. Walkthrough Graveyards

    Damn its been years since iv seen their videos so glad i found them again!!

  24. Vian Nguyen

    I love this, why dislike this? Fight me.

  25. faith

    pure ratboy vibes from this video

  26. Melissa Ellis

    Watching you guys 5 years later and realising you all haven't changed at all! Haha keep up the good work guys!!

  27. WingedPeach

    hahaha! thanks for this!

  28. Soph Baxendale

    Stefan is certainly the best dilf ever

  29. Sharna-lee Mory

    since my son was born your songs are the only music he'd sleep to his now one and still love listening to your music but he actually laughs at them now if you ever come to Australia please do a all age show so he can see you guys live

  30. Taylore Dailey

    I literally get so excited when you guys put something new out. You're the only group that does parodies that I like. I love you guys so much!

  31. Psyman2

    This is exactly what I needed after watching the original.

  32. Oyyou

    Always enjoy seeing Dru's sadness.

  33. Brayden Donleavy

    HEY ......... I'm not gay ........ I'm straight

  34. Emma McKenna

    Plot twist - Dru is his own Dad. Went out to get some more milk on a cold Christmas eve (in July) for this video and never went back...

  35. Ashley Rowley

    Ash is the hottest daddy I've seen lol

  36. Nafeesah Hussain

    Always laughing at drews daddy issues😂

  37. Vinicius Feitosa

    Awesome!

  38. spazzmaticaphan

    this still has that amazing 'old vibe' of youtube and i love it

  39. Charlotte Fox Lawton

    Dru makes such a good middle aged man, love it 😂❤

  40. Sharmaine

    God I love the midnight beast been here since tik tok ✌🏽️🌈

  41. Lily Wilcox

    so much joy

  42. mingdingtommy

    Lmao Amazing

  43. Eva Lucy

    Why does Dru look like Al from Home Improvement

  44. Chloe Spragg

    I'm not into daddies but if u guys are daddies then I'm down

  45. Jordan Dann

    Drugs monologue <3 you're always dancing "/

  46. phoebe platt

    daddy ;)

  47. Alicia Free

    Dru as a D.I.L.F. leaves me uncomfortably aroused.

  48. papillonchou09

    I need a behind the scenes for this.

  49. char 1975

    Better than the original

  50. Louisa MacDonald

    stefans dad dance 😂😂😂

  51. StephMars

    Can only be a DILF if you're wearing crocs with socks. (I actually had to look up how crocs is spelled because, I basically made sure to erase it from my memory.)

  52. J M

    This is probably your best one yet. The missus wasn't happy when I poured my bowl of milk (and coco pops) over her and did the daddy dance this morning after listening to this. Oh well.

  53. aknidar

    Sounds way better than the original.

  54. Ladies' Solutions

    vorbeste cineva in romana

  55. Zoe Mariella

    Dru I can't just too funny.."doing a little dance"

  56. eelsaysbooks

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

  57. StarsCandyLucy Randomness

    I love this new parody so much you guys! And you guys have got so much swagger in this video as well and I love it!!!! Also it was my birthday on Wednesday and guess what.... I got a lot of stuff from The Midnight Beast Shop, including your Book from 2011 as well, and I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! Xxxxxxxx :) :) :) :) P.S. You guys have done a fantastic job creating the best parodies and the best music of all time by the way! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  58. Hawkward gamer

    Fucking love it 😂❤️

  59. Harry Stocker

    This took me back many summer's when I first started watching you. Loved the old references.

  60. Anna Lily

    I'll listen to you Dru

  61. Kristian Slad

    You guys need way more recognition like I've watched you since lez be friends but this is bullshit you guys rock

    Kristian Slad

    Also love how you continue how drews dad never game back

  62. SocMySlong

    I mean I can't help it but Steph still looks like a 16 yr old, but love you guys, I wonder if he always gets ID'd at the bottle'o

  63. jennifer lopez

    Great work!
    fuck u fergie

  64. SpoiledChoclateMilk

    This is so funny!!

  65. Wilson Cardoz

    new singers in youtube

  66. Caitlin Lloyd

    This was amazing! But where was the *slaps dru* "shut up!" When he talks about his dad??
    But other than that I absolutely love it!

  67. Meow Mix

    Yaaaaaasss!

  68. MrSando44

    Better than Fergie Ferg's version.

  69. Kshiti Biswas

    where is biggie smalls? :(

  70. Princess Mel

    Dru and his daddy issues

  71. Louisa MacDonald

    1:23 oh dru 💔

  72. amy

    Perfection

  73. unknownbruneian

    This is actually better than the actual song. Fergies version is shit.

  74. ThatWeirdOneAlly

    At 0:03 the yellow sign was a thing me and my friend made 3/4 years ago can't believe it hung up. I remember how happy Steffens looked when I gave it to him Ian September (London show. The underworld) I'm totally not crying nope.

    ThatWeirdOneAlly

    *stef. I can't Type 😂😂

  75. Brittany Alexandra

    Omg the dad reference to that old song.

  76. Nicole

    tbh, y'all are DILFs
    no joke

  77. Elle Brown

    Daddy I want see you daddy do you want to see me too? Where's my twix?

  78. Ellie Fuller

    Ashhhh😍😍😍

  79. Eve Jacobs

    Why does dru look like a member of Mumford and sons?

  80. Captivus

    It's just jokes how Dru's daddy issues have been an ongoing joke for years now 😂😂

  81. Imogen Hope

    dru is the queen of daddy issues

  82. Chloe Smith

    This barody is stipide, this was written for Kevin Hong Kong. You don't look anything like 1d, there was only 4. You look like a wanna be piece of hipster shit and keshas tit sox

    (Hope you got the joke. Love you guys) ❤️

  83. Lauren Walton

    the nostalgia ❤️💙💚

    three way shake, fisheye lense and drus daddy problems 😁🤗

  84. emmmabooks

    THE THREE WAY SHAKE IS BACK

  85. bic

    Dru and the dad story tho lmao

  86. MikeAndersonSounds

    Nice to see the return of Dru talking about his dad.

  87. MrFunnierThanU

    I wish you guys were my dad, yes all 3 of you fuckers

  88. Molly Carol

    Can't believe it's been so long since I last watched these crazy geezers

  89. pxtricksthighs

    this is the best thing I've seen in my life

  90. chloe

    Daddy <3

  91. thefionaadventures

    im all about this tbh

  92. Waffle Cat

    Same goes here. Still a fan since "Booty Call" : D
    Is it strange, that I have an urge to see You? Goddamnit. UK boys <3 :DDDDDDD (lol)

  93. e uhh

    jesus christ

  94. excellent becca

    dru's inner monologue is the best tbh xD

  95. Jenny Linford

    come to Yorkshire (HULL) plz plz plz plz plz plz plz 😢😢😄😄❤❤❤

  96. Courtney Rob

    Been excited for this since your last vlog!!

  97. Nathan Smith

    Best thing ever

  98. roguegamer

    Wow the fact that Stefan is the only one who doesn't look like a real dad...

  99. Amelie Flint

    Stef❤️

    Amelie Flint

    And Ash and Dru❤️😂