Midnight Beast, The - Lez Be Friends Lyrics




If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going (woop woop)
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the (woop woop)
Maybe if I let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight,
No, hang on...
I bet you like boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Ohh, You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo)
She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian.

Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscly guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size
Ohh...

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight,
Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian!)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh)
She must drive on the other side.
She's a lesbian.

That girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.

I-I-It's your birthday!
You go girl. What's your name!?
I like your... shoes.

We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls.
They are two girls, let's talk to the girls.
How are you?
What's your name?
I tried to talk, but I just came, in my pants.
I am sad.
Chatting up to girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round...
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down...
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me...
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Uhh, you're a lesbian.)

If a girl can act,
(She must be a thespian.)
Is that right? Yeah!
(She must be a thespian.)
If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo)
She must bat for the other team.
She's a lesbian.

That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(She's a lesbian.)
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(She's a lesbian!)
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(Lesbiannn.)
That girl, she must-
(Yeah!)
She's a lesbian.

Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.
Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.





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Midnight Beast, The Lez Be Friends Comments
  1. hannah wtf

    2019 ANYONE!?

    Anna Riots

    y e s !!!

  2. XOmangoXO

    Can 2020 be the year of the return of the beast?

  3. you love I

    Take back to when i sang this to my friend in year 5 and i got a detention 😅

  4. Caitlyn Bond

    Tig ol bitties

  5. Jess Prior

    This is still iconic for anyone in their 20's.

  6. Matthew Billings

    it makes sense

  7. Hannah Rachael

    I can’t believe I still remember all the words

  8. prizegotti

    It's taken me 9 years to notice Nick Hoult is in this video.

  9. Misery Dark

    Ohhh this is where the night core version of this. I knew this had to be a joke. At first I thought it was some narcissistic asscrack. If its the Midnight Beast then thats the only acceptable reason. XD

  10. Jackson Higgins

    ngl this still slaps

  11. not nira

    the national chad anthem

  12. Ellie Smith

    Remake this next ❤

  13. Rebekah dunning 1999

    2019 👌🏻

  14. theconsequenceatsix

    Love a throwback in 2019, still know all the words and love it! Plus gotta love an added extra of nick hoult!

  15. lucy:3

    Holy shit I just got that thespian joke ...

  16. holly

    i used to bop to this when i was 11... flash forward to now and i’m a lesbian, engaged and wondering how tf i watched this without being offended

  17. Aoife Graham

    2019 ladzzzzz after the 10 year remake of the tik tok parody I’m here to rewatch all the classics ahahahahah

  18. Fleur Locke

    💕💕

  19. Beth Clausen

    This song turned me gay

  20. sad.girl.selfie

    Lmao 2:06, every time..


    Also 2019?? Anyone?

  21. vlogitdan

    the anthem of r/niceguys

  22. chloe

    Happy 9th Birthday to this absolute bop 💖💖

  23. Abbie Casey

    These dudes were at sitc and it was amazing I swear

  24. roisin oneill

    It’s 2019 and I’ve only just spotted that that’s Nicholas Hoult

  25. Vanbastelaere JESSE

    2018 STILL LOVE THIS

  26. Power Ranger Nerd

    Well, with the way you guys acted here, no girl in the world would want to be with you.

  27. Luis Silva

    2019 and still hilarious!!!!!!

    Luis Silva

    (Though I now know some women do this too.)

  28. idlesnct

    too edgy for 2018 for sure

  29. Nic

    I saw some woman wearing a TMB hoodie when I was at work the other day and now here I am again

  30. lee Jenor

    This wouldn’t be accepted in 2018 😂

  31. Gwendy

    Imagine if they uploaded this today.. It would be sexist af lmao.

  32. lemonwedges

    Can't believe it's been 8 years. Still a fucking tune 🤘

  33. DeadOne

    Can you imagine if this came out now! People would get so offended

  34. fraser mcdonald

    Ahhhh the memories

  35. P1X3L D3L74

    It’s the reverse version of a chad

  36. Elyssia killjoy

    It's 2018.
    I was 13 when I first heard this.
    7 years later I'm 20 and I still know every word!

  37. Melody Cutie Cupcakes

    In 2018 how many people are in their teens and love TMB?

  38. Jeff the killer wibble wobble

    Stefan is sexy if you won't date him I will... Mine...

  39. DeAndre McGinnis

    Still jamming out to this!

  40. Jake Goodman

    2018 and it’s still a fucking beaut

  41. Bailey Duren

    2018 and I still come back to watch these videos! I feel SOO old right now.

  42. Slashers Are My Life

    Holy shit.... Im in love......

  43. sporks

    she must be a lez bee yan

  44. sporks

    I🌈C🌈O🌈N🌈I🌈C🌈

  45. ItZ Just Tiger

    Virgins

  46. Paycheck Zombie

    Feature? Let's collab

  47. Joseph Moors

    i want the beast in bed xxxxxx

  48. Gwyn Isabella

    This might be my theme song.

  49. Kay P

    i can't believe Ash had fucking Justin Bieber hair. at least everyone's dancing got a bit better with age :P

  50. xBrandon 24

    Damn this is good!

  51. Emma Thurman

    This song still makes me want to penetrate Stefan

  52. Maddie Edwards

    "DJ dude ruined it"

  53. Georgia Beck

    Having a midnight beast throwback november 2017 😂

  54. Hannah Byrne

    7 years ago now

    Wow I'm old

  55. Jessie sky ASMR

    It's crazy thinking when I first watched this 6 years ago I didn't even recognise Nicholas Hoult in this video and now look at him

  56. Aziza Brown

    WE ARE TWO BOYS

  57. Sasha Walker

    Bet their balls haven't even dropped yet

  58. Sasha Walker

    I swear there all like fucking 14 an they've never been to a fucking house party 😂😂

  59. Preslei Love

    Stefan reminds me of nathan young from misfits

  60. mariodude345

    Kind of strange how they actually had the X-men's Beast in this video before he was even cast haha

    James Evans

    No they didnt't

  61. J Mclear

    You are the best looking boy in sight

  62. J Mclear

    You are the best looking boy in sight

  63. bexans

    tbh i still fkn listen to this song in the gym every week it's just a smmashhhh innit

  64. kyungsoos lesbian gf

    the funny thing is though, this is how it actually works for gay people
    if you flirt with someone when you're gay, and they turn you down, it's usually just cause they're straight ;3

  65. Annahedghog 28799

    I liked them them but now there idiots but we'll down for having a fan for 4 years

  66. xHip or mpc

    lmao i cant believe i used to watch this shit in middle school wtf was wrong with me

  67. Smith Bay

    Is it just me or does that Dj in the video look like Nicholas Hoult?

  68. Will Jay

    what's sad is some guys might take this seriously.

  69. SocMySlong

    I love this song so much

  70. Ash Smith

    i remember watching this back in 2010 when i was like 9 lol.

  71. excellent becca

    how on earth is this 7 years old

  72. Tom Ber

    Feminists would be hating so much on this track if it was released in 2017. Just shows how much things have changed :(

  73. ProteinSenpai

    i sang the submarine line in 3rd grade and got in trouble... good times.

  74. Jordan Gardner

    What a blissful time someone tried this now, there would be people triggered left, right and centre

  75. Alexx Thewolf

    I remember when I first found this vid. , I was about 13 & I wanted be 18 so bad.... I'm 20 now.

  76. SuperSlowLord

    This was the first TMB song I ever listened to and it got me hooked

  77. Alastir Edwards

    I love this song 😂

  78. Semo

    Ah, the epitome of cancer

  79. Lukey2501 Twitch clips

    What do you have against lesbians

  80. Miriam Rodriguez

    I miss this fuckers XD

  81. Onpreeya Tadyoo

    Nick cute

  82. Hanna Williams

    It's 2017 and i still fucking love this song!!!!!!!!!!

  83. Angel Maycroft

    I love the tmD

  84. Stephanie Martin

    love this

  85. Misty Blux

    still wicked

  86. Kay The MilkShake

    I don't understand , I'm the best looking girl in site .... oh wait, I bet you like niggas right ?

  87. evil_befall

    Always knew my ex girlfriends where  lesbians

    Pippa Deane

    It's because they dated you x

    evil_befall

    @Pippa Deane Not what you're mom and sister said last night

    Pippa Deane

    @evil_befall doesnt make sense but go off

  88. JD_KYLE

    What is Nicholas Hoult doing here?

    Nick Roberts

    found ya comment :))

    JD_KYLE

    Do I know you?

  89. Sammy G

    Who else is a lesbian now?

    xxMintoStarxx

    Sammy I'm Pansexual ;)

  90. Amy Kelly

    its took me this long to realise that its tony from skins, I've watched this video so many times, i'm disappointed in myself

  91. Chrysii Baby

    I'll never forget the day I was drunk at the mall and I saw these 2 lesbians walking holding hands and I cat called at them 'lesbians' which in my opinion was in a lovely way apparently they had gotten offended and boughten a cup of corn walked up to me and threw it in my face I was so drunk I thought it was soup swung did a full circle spin and missed then we got into a huge brawl at the mall of all places .. all because I said the word lesbian ... the end

  92. Rainbowjammer 54

    I feel like I needs to mad

  93. Felicia Toner

    At some point I should probably thank my friend for getting me obsessed with these guys. Literally forgot how good they were until I was up until 4am just watching all the old videos :)

  94. Bailey Davies-Prout

    This may be weird but this song literally helped me when I found out this girl I'd been talking to was a lesbian. RIP me

  95. Horace the Cheese

    I remember when my step sister was obsessed with TMB 3 or 4 years ago and I was so confused because I didn't understand any of their songs. I still remember that 'she must be a LEZ-BE-AN' was written on her mirror XD! This is honestly such a throwback I haven't heard any of their songs in 3 years it's weird.

  96. Blaise Lewis

    Anyone else just have a massive TMB throwback every once in a while? No just me?

    Based_Oxy

    Hell yeah

    Reanne_Michelle

    Literally doing that now!! 😂😂

    Kane Huffen

    Listened to tick tok by kesha.. and I thought fuck that.. The Midnight Beast! FUCK!!!!! they where the fucking bomb

    Ashley Pajak

    And here I am again years later. Also listened to doing your mom by fatty spins

  97. Senix

    Why are you all so ugly