Midnight Beast, The - Lez Be Friends Lyrics






If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going (woop woop)
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the (woop woop)
Maybe if I let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop)
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight,
No, hang on...
I bet you like boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Ohh, You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo)
She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian.

Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscly guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size
Ohh...

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight,
Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian!)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh)
She must drive on the other side.
She's a lesbian.

That girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
T-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.

I-I-It's your birthday!
You go girl. What's your name!?
I like your... shoes.

We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls.
They are two girls, let's talk to the girls.
How are you?
What's your name?
I tried to talk, but I just came, in my pants.
I am sad.
Chatting up to girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round...
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down...
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me...
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Uhh, you're a lesbian.)

If a girl can act,
(She must be a thespian.)
Is that right? Yeah!
(She must be a thespian.)
If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo)
She must bat for the other team.
She's a lesbian.

That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(She's a lesbian.)
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(She's a lesbian!)
That girl, she must be a lesbian.
(Lesbiannn.)
That girl, she must-
(Yeah!)
She's a lesbian.

Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.
Les-les-lesbian.
She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian.
She's a lesbian.





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  1. h.... w....

    2019 ANYONE!?

    h.... w....

    y e s !!!

  2. X.... ....

    Can 2020 be the year of the return of the beast?

  3. y.... l....

    Take back to when i sang this to my friend in year 5 and i got a detention 😅

  4. C.... B....

    Tig ol bitties

  5. J.... P....

    This is still iconic for anyone in their 20's.

  6. M.... B....

    it makes sense

  7. H.... R....

    I can’t believe I still remember all the words

  8. p.... ....

    It's taken me 9 years to notice Nick Hoult is in this video.

  9. M.... D....

    Ohhh this is where the night core version of this. I knew this had to be a joke. At first I thought it was some narcissistic asscrack. If its the Midnight Beast then thats the only acceptable reason. XD

  10. J.... H....

    ngl this still slaps

  11. n.... n....

    the national chad anthem

  12. E.... S....

    Remake this next ❤

  13. R.... d....

    2019 👌🏻

  14. t.... ....

    Love a throwback in 2019, still know all the words and love it! Plus gotta love an added extra of nick hoult!

  15. l.... ....

    Holy shit I just got that thespian joke ...

  16. h.... ....

    i used to bop to this when i was 11... flash forward to now and i’m a lesbian, engaged and wondering how tf i watched this without being offended

  17. A.... G....

    2019 ladzzzzz after the 10 year remake of the tik tok parody I’m here to rewatch all the classics ahahahahah

  18. F.... L....

    💕💕

  19. B.... C....

    This song turned me gay

  20. s.... ....

    Lmao 2:06, every time..


    Also 2019?? Anyone?

  21. v.... ....

    the anthem of r/niceguys

  22. c.... ....

    Happy 9th Birthday to this absolute bop 💖💖

  23. A.... C....

    These dudes were at sitc and it was amazing I swear

  24. r.... o....

    It’s 2019 and I’ve only just spotted that that’s Nicholas Hoult

  25. V.... J....

    2018 STILL LOVE THIS

  26. P.... R....

    Well, with the way you guys acted here, no girl in the world would want to be with you.

  27. L.... S....

    2019 and still hilarious!!!!!!

    L.... S....

    (Though I now know some women do this too.)

  28. i.... ....

    too edgy for 2018 for sure

  29. N.... ....

    I saw some woman wearing a TMB hoodie when I was at work the other day and now here I am again

  30. l.... J....

    This wouldn’t be accepted in 2018 😂

  31. G.... ....

    Imagine if they uploaded this today.. It would be sexist af lmao.

  32. l.... ....

    Can't believe it's been 8 years. Still a fucking tune 🤘

  33. D.... ....

    Can you imagine if this came out now! People would get so offended

  34. f.... m....

    Ahhhh the memories

  35. P.... D....

    It’s the reverse version of a chad

  36. E.... k....

    It's 2018.
    I was 13 when I first heard this.
    7 years later I'm 20 and I still know every word!

  37. M.... C....

    In 2018 how many people are in their teens and love TMB?

  38. J.... t....

    Stefan is sexy if you won't date him I will... Mine...

  39. D.... M....

    Still jamming out to this!

  40. J.... G....

    2018 and it’s still a fucking beaut

  41. B.... D....

    2018 and I still come back to watch these videos! I feel SOO old right now.

  42. S.... A....

    Holy shit.... Im in love......

  43. s.... ....

    she must be a lez bee yan

  44. s.... ....

    I🌈C🌈O🌈N🌈I🌈C🌈

  45. I.... J....

    Virgins

  46. P.... Z....

    Feature? Let's collab

  47. J.... M....

    i want the beast in bed xxxxxx

  48. G.... I....

    This might be my theme song.

  49. K.... P....

    i can't believe Ash had fucking Justin Bieber hair. at least everyone's dancing got a bit better with age :P

  50. x.... 2....

    Damn this is good!

  51. E.... T....

    This song still makes me want to penetrate Stefan

  52. M.... E....

    "DJ dude ruined it"

  53. G.... B....

    Having a midnight beast throwback november 2017 😂

  54. H.... B....

    7 years ago now

    Wow I'm old

  55. J.... s....

    It's crazy thinking when I first watched this 6 years ago I didn't even recognise Nicholas Hoult in this video and now look at him

  56. A.... B....

    WE ARE TWO BOYS

  57. S.... W....

    Bet their balls haven't even dropped yet

  58. S.... W....

    I swear there all like fucking 14 an they've never been to a fucking house party 😂😂

  59. P.... L....

    Stefan reminds me of nathan young from misfits

  60. m.... ....

    Kind of strange how they actually had the X-men's Beast in this video before he was even cast haha

    m.... ....

    No they didnt't

  61. J.... M....

    You are the best looking boy in sight

  62. J.... M....

    You are the best looking boy in sight

  63. b.... ....

    tbh i still fkn listen to this song in the gym every week it's just a smmashhhh innit

  64. k.... l....

    the funny thing is though, this is how it actually works for gay people
    if you flirt with someone when you're gay, and they turn you down, it's usually just cause they're straight ;3

  65. A.... 2....

    I liked them them but now there idiots but we'll down for having a fan for 4 years

  66. x.... o....

    lmao i cant believe i used to watch this shit in middle school wtf was wrong with me

  67. S.... B....

    Is it just me or does that Dj in the video look like Nicholas Hoult?

  68. W.... J....

    what's sad is some guys might take this seriously.

  69. S.... ....

    I love this song so much

  70. A.... S....

    i remember watching this back in 2010 when i was like 9 lol.

  71. e.... b....

    how on earth is this 7 years old

  72. T.... B....

    Feminists would be hating so much on this track if it was released in 2017. Just shows how much things have changed :(

  73. P.... ....

    i sang the submarine line in 3rd grade and got in trouble... good times.

  74. J.... G....

    What a blissful time someone tried this now, there would be people triggered left, right and centre

  75. A.... T....

    I remember when I first found this vid. , I was about 13 & I wanted be 18 so bad.... I'm 20 now.

  76. S.... ....

    This was the first TMB song I ever listened to and it got me hooked

  77. A.... E....

    I love this song 😂

  78. S.... ....

    Ah, the epitome of cancer

  79. L.... T....

    What do you have against lesbians

  80. M.... R....

    I miss this fuckers XD

  81. O.... T....

    Nick cute

  82. H.... W....

    It's 2017 and i still fucking love this song!!!!!!!!!!

  83. A.... M....

    I love the tmD

  84. S.... M....

    love this

  85. M.... B....

    still wicked

  86. K.... T....

    I don't understand , I'm the best looking girl in site .... oh wait, I bet you like niggas right ?

  87. e.... ....

    Always knew my ex girlfriends where  lesbians

    e.... ....

    It's because they dated you x

    e.... ....

    @Pippa Deane Not what you're mom and sister said last night

    e.... ....

    @evil_befall doesnt make sense but go off

  88. J.... ....

    What is Nicholas Hoult doing here?

    J.... ....

    found ya comment :))

    J.... ....

    Do I know you?

  89. S.... G....

    Who else is a lesbian now?

    S.... G....

    Sammy I'm Pansexual ;)

  90. A.... K....

    its took me this long to realise that its tony from skins, I've watched this video so many times, i'm disappointed in myself

  91. C.... B....

    I'll never forget the day I was drunk at the mall and I saw these 2 lesbians walking holding hands and I cat called at them 'lesbians' which in my opinion was in a lovely way apparently they had gotten offended and boughten a cup of corn walked up to me and threw it in my face I was so drunk I thought it was soup swung did a full circle spin and missed then we got into a huge brawl at the mall of all places .. all because I said the word lesbian ... the end

  92. R.... 5....

    I feel like I needs to mad

  93. F.... T....

    At some point I should probably thank my friend for getting me obsessed with these guys. Literally forgot how good they were until I was up until 4am just watching all the old videos :)

  94. B.... D....

    This may be weird but this song literally helped me when I found out this girl I'd been talking to was a lesbian. RIP me

  95. H.... t....

    I remember when my step sister was obsessed with TMB 3 or 4 years ago and I was so confused because I didn't understand any of their songs. I still remember that 'she must be a LEZ-BE-AN' was written on her mirror XD! This is honestly such a throwback I haven't heard any of their songs in 3 years it's weird.

  96. B.... L....

    Anyone else just have a massive TMB throwback every once in a while? No just me?

    B.... L....

    Hell yeah

    B.... L....

    Literally doing that now!! 😂😂

    B.... L....

    Listened to tick tok by kesha.. and I thought fuck that.. The Midnight Beast! FUCK!!!!! they where the fucking bomb

    B.... L....

    And here I am again years later. Also listened to doing your mom by fatty spins

  97. S.... ....

    Why are you all so ugly