Midnight Beast, The - Kiss Your Sister Lyrics




You're close to crying
'Cause you just broke up with your girlfriend
That stupid hoe
You've got a token of love
But with nowhere to spend
Nowhere to go
You're on the sofa
Watching your favourite cartoon
Trying to cheer up
You hear your sister
And she's playing on her bassoon
She knows what's up

If you're lonely and no-one will do
Then I got some advice for you

Kiss your sister
Just give it a crack
I don't think it's incest if she's kissing you back
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy (that's your brother)

It's two years later
And you're standing there with your bride
That stupid hoe
You can't deny it
But someone has just caught your eye
You're thinking woah
You see your sister
And she is mouthing no
It's already too late
Something takes over
And you realise where you should go
This must be fate

Speak now or forever hold thy peace
And go and get yourself a piece

Of your sister
Just give it a shot
I don't think it's strange if your sister is hot
Kiss your sister
Just try it for size
No no no, I don't think it's weird unless your sister's a guy

And I don't think that's weird
Because I think gay is wrong
But then you're kissing your brother
And that's a whole other song

You travelled north and south and east and west
Only to find that kissing your sister is the best
You travelled east and west and north and south
Only to find your tongue's most comfy in your sisters mouth

Kiss your sister
It's good for your health
And if you close your eyes it's like you're kissing yourself
Kiss your sister
She's always been there
In every family photo you've been sniffing her hair
Kiss your sister!





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Midnight Beast, The Kiss Your Sister Comments
  1. Music reee

    Thats not a bassoon

  2. chloe

    I guess PrankInvasion took this song quite literally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  3. ShojoBakunyu

    Jesus they're not pushing anything out like they used to. So sad.

  4. Leigh Anne

    Stefan looks like the bird off of Austin and ally

  5. RyanDoes Random

    Wait who is sucking who's soul out at 1:03 looks like Ash and Stef

  6. Trey Williams

    this one imo, a flop, a super sensitive and fucked up subject and you got a bit of transphobia in there for like. no reason? i love yall though and am glad this was a whole year ago.

  7. Trey Williams

    this one imo, a flop, a super sensitive and fucked up subject and you got a bit of transphobia in there for like. no reason? i love yall though and am glad this was a whole year ago.

  8. DaddyZane

    I really hope jacksfilms sees this at some point

  9. chloe

    why do they all make hotter girls than me??

  10. Quintin Castro

    Ha ha fuckin love bobby Lee

  11. Flutterby Smurf221xxx

    So drus hot with long hair 😍

  12. danceORsing

    Steph is bob geldof here, no? Haha

  13. Allie Simon

    That was an oboe, not bassoon😂😂😂

  14. mel c

    Wait who was licking tounges in this video?

  15. Holly Gould

    Which Halsey song is this?

  16. Ellie Somer

    It's an oldie and that explains why its actually good.

  17. diggys43

    And they say white people have no culture.

  18. SoulDragonWithFlow

    3:12 RIP Epileptics

  19. Joseph

    this is the weirdest video I've ever seen but each to their own

  20. Jess Hollister

    I feel like they need to give up now

    hailee sellars

    Jess Hollister fuck off

  21. Anika van Schooten

    mates, where have you been? Need more stuff from the midnight beasts!

  22. Nope

    No song for 6 months. No monday beast for a year. This, ladies and gentlecunts, is why the midnight beast can never stay relevant.

    FEH WBA

    this suck bolls you shit

  23. Jenny Kate

    Omg these guys still exist Hahaha

  24. Ayana Li Mori

    that flashing color could cause seizures man

  25. Sophia Wakeman

    DBSOSUNFDKSBS IM CRYING SO HARD

  26. Tilda Mae

    this is... weird
    also can we have tmb back please
    AAAaand, can they go on a tour!!!!

  27. mv0301

    U dunt luk tall

  28. Pythia Sibyls

    OMG!! ROFLMMFAO!!

  29. Delatone

    Just no

  30. ItzLivvy

    1:40 isn't he from the mighty boosh?

    ItzLivvy

    *Bob Fossil...*

  31. Delly Nelly

    what the fuck happened to my faves ... fuck this shit

  32. Curtis Cameron

    Great, now this is stuck in my head
    Help

  33. Melinda Howland

    Ahahahaha this is hilarious!

  34. Frank Walline

    Haven't seen any Midnight Beast since 2009 and this makes me so happy

  35. Chemi

    TMB, I love you guys. Your new content is okay, but my favorite songs are still The Main One, The Dance Routine, and Friends For Never. The first two songs I listed have a really smooth flow and it works well for the three of you. Keep making songs/videos. Love you guys.

    And btw, Stefan, ILU <3 xx

  36. kitkatsupreme

    wow the 1975 changed alot

  37. Emily Gray

    what did I just watch. I think I'm scarred for life

  38. Jah Kah

    The views on this make me sad. Kind of makes this video a poor investment. :(

  39. Mellow Kat

    Disturbed...😂 great song guys

  40. lucy lu

    this is jamie lannisters jam

  41. DylanDoesThings

    Who remembers when it was released a few years ago?

  42. Jah Kah

    Ash's hair kind of works!

  43. Ellie And Christina

    This was leaked/released years ago!! Omg😃😃

  44. daddyhughes111

    Well this is just weird.

  45. Brianna Macmillan

    insist, nooooo

  46. C T

    the only kiss that looked fake 2:37

  47. ash say

    I cant be the only one who has seen the 'VIP poo' advert in the UK and think Dru has a new job.....can I? lol.

  48. Chloe Phillips

    I... I feel slightly violated xD

  49. Networking Folder

    Rich and bobby! Wowzer!!!!

  50. Daniella Alming

    So... When are you coming to Sweden?

  51. Jodie Hough

    i love rich... should have made him do a nipple rub dance though

  52. Gavin The Spleen

    of course rich fulcher is in this

  53. Bec New

    too far lol

  54. excellent becca

    #hairgoals

  55. Alexa The Supreme Overlord

    Yes!yes!yes!yes!

  56. Chrystal Turp

    what the eff

  57. Melrose S

    I don't know what I expected

  58. Siege

    I like TMB, but this was not a good track.

    OscarDaCatIsFlying

    this is bland, boring and quite frankly cringe, i have raved to booty call while pissed off my tits at a party, but this shit doesnt do it for me

    Krunk Cobain

    @OscarDaCatIsFlying​ lol well you have no valid input to offer,you play gta 5. you know little about music obviously but hey if I need to know which video game to gain weight to I'll come looking for you

    OscarDaCatIsFlying

    I know little about music... although I am a sound engineer by trade, and I have a masters in sound engineering.... yeah NO valid input 😂

    OscarDaCatIsFlying

    Angel and wait where does GTA V come into this? 😂

    Krunk Cobain

    @OscarDaCatIsFlying and I'm actually Albert Einstein, nice emoji use kid

  59. Wako Griffin

    What a fucking weird song tf xD Don't make a song like this catchy

    Just_A_Girl_In_The_World

    I would'nt look up Oingo Boingo - Little Girls then, catchy and worst?!

  60. sina841922817028990

    Instagram of the Sister? She is hot af

    Louisa

    sina841922817028990 think that mightve been Stef's gf

  61. Kiah Wilkinson

    FINALLY I REMEMBER WHEN THIS SONG GOT LEAKED THEN TAKEN DOWN AGES AND AGES AGO BECAUSE THE GAY IS WRONG LYRIC OR SOMETHING!! BUT FINALLY!!!! I HAVE BEEN SINGING ONLY THE CHORUS FOR YEARS NOW!! THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS OUT...YOU FILLED THE VOID IN MY SOUL NOW AHA!!x have a great day whatever yous are doing :) P.S I Need more All Killer :( was so good xx

  62. uptheirons 4126

    I'm saying it again, Stef could be such a beautiful woman :D

  63. Louisa

    this is so funny ahaha wtf 😂

  64. Anna E

    Can't decide whether this is the best or worst thing Ive ever seen

  65. Irene Dinnick

    What the actual hell? Lol actually tearing up after this thanks guys ;)

  66. Vitor Matos

    I was afraid at first but this turned out to be great

  67. Louisa

    only released it like 5 years after you originally said you would haha.

  68. Louisa

    only released it like 5 years after you originally said you would haha.

  69. Libanesa maria

    love it.... i dont know why???

  70. Cherylina Dhanda

    Why is ash such a pretty girl XD

  71. Henna Javed

    Nooooooo 😭😭😭😭

  72. Remi

    Please do not kiss your sister at home. This is done by trained professionals

  73. syk0

    What the fuck guys

  74. Emily Ranger

    what
    What has happened to you guys in your childhoods to make you like this?

    Quintin Castro

    Emily Ranger many good things

  75. Connor

    1. What the fuck 2. How did you get bobby lee 3. What the fuck

  76. Edward Nigma

    So fucking good. Love you all

  77. Jemma Hall

    I'm confused but in a good way

  78. Card tricks

    Been waiting for a song buy u but this is shit

  79. Bethan David

    Guys wtf

  80. TheReallifenightmare

    god its so catchy but so weird

  81. Dianna Rosalie

    Ok I love this ❤😂😂

  82. Eleanor Penfound

    Does Stef have dreads!! OMG I can't!!!!

    Eleanor Penfound

    *cornrows

  83. anna chappell

    IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS VIDEO

    Louisa

    anna ab hahahah ye its been a few years eh?

  84. excellent becca

    im shoooookkkk

  85. Jordan Dann

    This made me so happy 😂😂😂😂

  86. Harriet Pringle

    This is by far the weirdest thing you've ever made, I hate how catchy this is

  87. Jem Walker

    Stef looks hot in cornrows js

  88. garconrouge

    A LITTLE TO THE LEFT

  89. Meg Phoenix

    I'm so happy Rich is in this 😂
    This reminded me of The Mighty Boosh for some reason.

    Rick Sanchez

    MeganIsNotOkay that show was FUCKING amazing! Vince was my Bae

  90. Maisie Beckett

    You've reached a new level of weird, I like it?

  91. Shannon Dean

    what the fuck guys. why

  92. juliewasfounddead

    what the fuck

  93. Ciara Devlin

    what the fuck

  94. Katahlyst

    The Downhill Beast

  95. Pınar Köksal

    wait, they literally kissed each other? oh god lol

    Louisa

    Pınar Köksal dont think they actually did

    Louisa

    Pınar Köksal stefs kissing a girl

    Pınar Köksal

    Louisa MacDonald i think they both dudes

  96. Oh Kay Then

    this whole thing is my aesthetic, which is an insult to the both of us.

  97. CatFox

    Glade to see you guys are back

  98. Oh Kay Then

    i love this.

  99. Rebecca Crockett

    What. The. Fuck.

  100. Midnight Fandoms

    Well if TMB were on drugs before I don't wanna know what they're on right now jfc