Midnight Beast, The - I'm So Manly (I Make Men Cry) Lyrics






Life has always told me I was weak
(Not anymore)
Now I’ve got the wings of a bird and the beak
(Of an eagle type creature)

I’m just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my…

Cock so big and manly girls get killed
(All of the time)
Now I’ve got the balls of an Ox and the build
(Of a very big mountain)

We’re just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands

I can run a mile with a broken foot
(It doesn’t hurt)
I can make a sand storm turn to soot
(Or any other inanimate objects)

We’re just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum

I can climb a mountain with my nose
(It’s like a claw)
Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
(To show that I’m still a sensitive manly man)

We’ve so much feeling
That the feelings that we’re feeling have feelings too
But I’m still a man

Yeah I’m so manly
I don’t need to sing like bambi
I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit n run

I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don’t have tears though
I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I’m so manly that I
Piss and I don’t shake

Poo on an earthquake
And eat a whole steak
Then I’d run a marathon
Without getting a belly ache

MANLY





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  1. J.... D....

    it’s so hot when stef sings in a deep manly voice smh

  2. T.... F....

    Who else goin down memory lane?

  3. L.... ....

    This song was so bad there manliness must have run away like I wish I could.

  4. C.... C....

    Ash looks gorgeous

  5. M.... C....

    Lmao This is amazing!

  6. A.... B....

    I remember watchingt this as a ten year old when it came out. I probably shouldn’t have

  7. H.... S....

    This has been on my workout playlist for like five years now.
    Because if you can run a mile with a broken foot, I know I can keep running too.

  8. a.... p....

    Yup. Nothing says manly better than skin tight trousers and a smiley face penis!

  9. B.... D....

    Sorry mum

  10. R.... C....

    dru dru dru dru dru dru dru DRU!

  11. S.... A....

    Merchandise!
    http://shop.themidnightbeast.com

  12. L.... R....

    Why are most of their mvs blocked in the us?

  13. �.... L....

    These effects are better than most movies lol ;)

  14. j.... m....

    fucking perfection

  15. e.... ....

    Was Ash actually naked when this was filmed?

    e.... ....

    Nah, he is wearing white undies :>

    e.... ....

    at 1:15 the smiley face reveals the waistband around his butt

  16. R.... H....

    hahaha oh my days haha

  17. L.... S....

    This guy looks like Earl Hickey from My Name is Earl

  18. D.... ....

    Note they didnt say step on a piece of lego barefoot and not cry

  19. R.... ....

    Never understood why people didn't like this one, this was always my fav song they did.

  20. J.... P....

    2:01 Ash's face haha

  21. R.... B....

    Da best!

  22. l.... g....

    Love the song

  23. R.... ....

    My mum walked in on me watching this and saw Ash mostly naked...

  24. H.... ....

    I'm reminded of Queen with this song xD love it

  25. d.... ....

    I saw Ash almost naked. I can die happy now. 

  26. S.... ....

    This is probably my favourite song by TMB EVAH

  27. B.... ....

    1:43 oh my gawd XD 

  28. R.... H....

    With Giant HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. C.... D....

    Maiden \m/

  30. T.... ....

    i'm seeing this video and i can feel how my chest hair grow

  31. M.... ....

    Stef and Ash look mega stoned

  32. A.... B....

    That really was a manly hit and run.

  33. A.... A....

    i just wanna see dem giant hands

  34. e.... ....

    my mum came in i changed it to porn because its easier to explain

  35. L.... G....

    havent listened to this one in ages. Just remembered how awsome it is. I love these guys.

  36. H.... M....

    Tmb are my god's lol

  37. S.... A....

    Yaoi big hand syndrome

  38. E.... ....

    stop spreading bullshit.

  39. l.... F....

    I'm watching this in a hotel in Paris, and as you already know; hotels have bad internet... It keeps buffering in very dodgy places!

  40. C.... ....

    Hey!We're maaassssiiiive fans:) Check out our cover of this song!

  41. x.... ....

    Put some pants on ash

  42. A.... J....

    SEXY DRU LOOKING SEXY!!!! BUT LOVE THEM ALL... XXXXX

  43. K.... N....

    Poo on an earthquake

  44. G.... O....

    I luv stef!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!

  45. M.... D....

    When stef winks! Omg think I just died :OO

  46. O.... ....

    This makes me laugh so much! And that's a bad thing, because recently I broke a rib and it hurts to laugh... XD I Love TMB! <3

  47. a.... ....

    Please. Uncensored version pleeeease.

  48. A.... H....

    Omg ash :) <3 haha new favourite song :)

  49. V.... ....

    There were clearly no greenscreens or sumthin like that used :D

  50. Z.... ....

    I'm not convinced. Knowing Ash's persona, I reckon he actually did all of that nude.

  51. T.... ....

    I was like "whaaatt, wheres dru??!!" Up until 1:57 :)

  52. G.... C....

    This was released a year ago?? Already? Wow time goes fast...

  53. P.... K....

    Santa doesn't exist D: lol no I don't. I do have a heart

  54. B.... ....

    I bet you tell children that Santa doesn't exist . . .

  55. P.... K....

    Ash isnt naked he's wearing skin coloured underwear but the censor it to make you think he is

  56. J.... B....

    This was released on my birthday last year! Describes me very well

  57. L.... U....

    SICKKKKKKK

  58. b.... ....

    Congratulations sir, you have just blown my mind

  59. M.... ....

    Because he's a babe

  60. S.... ....

    People want an uncensored version, but what if I told you that it was uncensored, and that underneath Ash's clothes, a smiley face lurks.

  61. L.... ....

    why not?

  62. E.... Z....

    Y? Just y is ash completely naked?

  63. R.... B....

    Hit and run Dru XD

  64. Y.... L....

    but..but.. you are a boy..

  65. M.... D....

    marshall pocket amplifier! but it doesnt really fit in yer pocket D:

  66. A.... N....

    Wubbywantsflowers49 lol XD

  67. L.... ....

    Why censor...Why...

  68. P.... L....

    great effects guys... :D

  69. I.... x....

    stef should grow a real mustache :D

  70. B.... ....

    Sex crazed fan-girls. Sex crazed fan-girls everywhere.

  71. M.... C....

    I'm a girl and I can eat 2 stakes

  72. T.... i....

    Fuck me.

  73. s.... ....

    I would kill for an uncensored version.

  74. A.... B....

    I love the way it's about being manly, but at the beginning Stef like "I'm so manly, yeah go for it dad" :') cute

  75. S.... ....

    stfu ugly b itch

  76. M.... V....

    I love this song so much!

  77. t.... ....

    dru, you piss and dont shake... but dont aim for the urinal EITHER? yup, defo a manly man :P

  78. J.... C....

    @orange959 why?? you sone sorta homophone????

  79. o.... ....

    you shouldn't say that when the profile picture has you in it.

  80. s.... g....

    PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MAN!!

  81. K.... B....

    I dont think its their manliness that makes others cry...

  82. G.... ....

    I think I have added 100 vies to this song by myself.

  83. E.... ....

    This was done the day after my birthday, not that anyone gives a fuck

  84. G.... M....

    Ash, hunny, I love ya but that smilie isn't very flattering. Sorry, but it's true...your still gorgeous though

  85. M.... S....

    Not one of my favs but I will exept it cause its by tmb

  86. M.... ....

    Why am I only just hearing of this song? I mean, love ashs' nakedness ? Don't need to tell me twice :)

  87. K.... A....

    jesus that chesthairr XD

  88. R.... ....

    @Caitlin Roberts I thought the exact same thing xD

  89. R.... R....

    why is there almost no Dru in this video??

  90. M.... G....

    They have major yaoi hands...

  91. M.... R....

    Stef really looks like that guys from holyoaks with his moustache. Just me? Ok..

  92. H.... P....

    I'm not the only pervert staring at Ash from 1:33-1:37, am I?

  93. V.... H....

    Ever noticed how ash talks about having a big cock in this vid but in medium pimpin' he says its average? Hmm

  94. T.... M....

    Never has a man looked so hot in tight leather pants and a mustache...

  95. C.... G....

    Uploaded on my birthday ... Thanks Guys!!

  96. C.... ....

    These guys were tripping major balls on something when they made this lmao!

  97. R.... ....

    This is still my favorite of all their songs and I have no idea why.

  98. m.... ....

    you absolute legend!