Midnight Beast, The - House Party Lyrics




We are the TMB party

It’s election time for an election rhyme
Vote for us and you’ll be just fine
We’ll welcome you with a cheese and wine
Or kill you kids if you decline

We have some things to promise you
We’re making busses baby blue
Red’s so last year and as for Big Ben
It’s time for you to join 2010

Gordon Brown can’t break it down
David Cam can’t do the running man
Who’s the other one?; I think it’s Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg
Nick Cleggy in the house

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We’re the only party that has a DJ
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament

Don’t mind spending tax payer’s moneys
We’ll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys
I could have a mote around my estate
We could sit around, have a mass debate

The prime minister, ever so sinister
Words like a trigger, I’m verbally bigger
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch

I’m the chancellor of the exchequer
I write checks to make things better
If you do wrong I’ll write you a letter

Chief secretary, to the Treasury
Got a second house in the Grand Canaries
If you got probs then bitch be wary
I could put you in the obituaries

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We’re the only party that has a DJ
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament

Who pays for houses like this? You do
Who like picnics? We do
Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel? Not us
Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it
TMB: one, litter: nil

We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay
We’re the only party that has a DJ
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament





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Midnight Beast, The House Party Comments
  1. MR PORTFOLIO

    2:00 the best bit let’s be honest

  2. rattychipmunk

    Back to watch this on Election Day 2019 ... why can’t I vote for these guys? 😔 🗳

  3. SaintsAwayOllie

    I return to this every election December 2019 babyyyy

  4. Emilie Hepple

    We will kill ya kids If you decline

  5. Jamie Fitzpatrick

    So so good

  6. The Abraham

    The bloke from It's always sunny.

  7. L. Boom

    Still gold

  8. sundayisshowers

    Fuck boris Johnson, I’m voting for the TMB party

  9. Nick Thorp

    Glad we had these fellas as our team negotiating Brexit. Top fellas on the job.

  10. Sai Mugunthu Baskaran

    I literally used to have this video on my Nokia dumb phone when I was 13. The song is exactly as I remember. Except now maybe I get the references.

  11. Holly W

    Make a brexit version

  12. ciara

    *all rise for our national anthem*

  13. Ruby Fairfield

    The only party that can sort this brexit shit out

  14. invadermaythe1st

    9... 9 years ago....

  15. olivia F

    still a banger

  16. rattychipmunk

    "If you got probs then bitch be wary,
    I could put you in the obituaries."

    I need this on a mug, t-shirt and anywhere else required so as to present the correct image to others.

  17. Zoe Pot

    This taught me everything I know about politics today

    Jake Bristow

    Zoe Pot me too

  18. Cherry

    When this came out I was 8, and I my friend had an older brother probably around 13/14 in 2010, and not much has stuck in my mind from all those years ago, apart from “nick clegg nick clegg nick clegg ... nick Cleggy in the house” cause he always use to sing it. And now I finally know what it’s from.

  19. Molly Sequoia

    I was fucking ten years old and this vid made me ask my mum what masturabe was ahhhh just remembered this

  20. basic bitch Photography

    This introduced me to politics being a thing that exists and now I'm applying g to study politics at uni...

  21. Doikel

    You bet your ass I'm listening in 2017 even remember lyrics

  22. invadermaythe1st

    7 years ago....

    Still know all the lyrics.

    Jake Bristow

    invadermaythe1st same babe

  23. Paige

    These guys should be a real party cos they'd do wonders

  24. pink love

    It's scary that they'd still be much better than the current Conservatives in power

  25. McInHeather

    "nick clegg nick clegg nick clegg nick clegg nick clegg nick clegg nick cleggy in the house"
    hahahahaha NOT ANYMORE.

    Jake Bristow

    McInHeather miss him :(

  26. Smithy boy

    Who's watching this after the hung parliament after the election 2017

  27. Cato Bleatly

    Practically listening to this song on repeat cuz the election lmao

  28. Ellen Rosemarie Harvey

    I'm going to return to this video every election night until I am old enough to show it to my own children and I hope they will continue the tradition

    Rob Livingstone

    Have you revisited it yet?

  29. ChrisWarner97

    Well it's election time again, this song reminds us all to vote TMB

  30. Emily Padgham

    Who's back in 2017 for the snap election?

  31. SexyBaconGod

    7 years later... Still the best party going xD

  32. Patrick Coleman

    when you only realise now at this age that he says masturbate and not maths debate

  33. Lou Turner

    i met the chancellor of the exchequet of my area but i wish it was ash who i met instead

  34. AREYOUGOOGLE -MacTinus Music

    3:07 Be(a)st

  35. Someguy

    I predict if Trump wins the US election im a couple weeks TMB Party has a good chance of getting a majority government within 10 years.

  36. Jake

    I used to think it was BNP PARTY
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  37. crissy4445

    EVEN ONE WITH A DJ!!!

  38. phoebe platt

    id vote

  39. Amelie Flint

    6 years 3 months❤️😩

  40. Jøsh Wallace

    Dru's ear piercing! <3

  41. Jøsh Wallace

    Ugh they all look so good in this!!

  42. Peter Gordon

    who else would vote for TMB

    ItzLivvy

    Peter Gordon 100% defo

  43. Lauren Walton

    AINT NO PARTY LIKE A TMB PARTY

  44. onceuponajones

    david cam has now done the running man.

    Jake

    Instant subscriber

    onceuponajones

    +Jake haha thanks!

    Bradley Shukla

    golden :')

  45. Char Rose

    I think the guys need to take over now we're out the EU

  46. Awl 111

    they got my vote

  47. Kerryn Cole

    cleggy in da house

    Jake

    Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg

  48. Louisa MacDonald

    Trump's running for president. meanwhile in the UK... this shit's going on 😂

    Tom Maynard

    Reading this comment today in early 2017 makes me both amused an upset x)

  49. troty99

    Who is the guy who says :"... EVEN ONE WITH A DJ !!!1!!!" ?

  50. Glitchcade

    AHH I love this video! XD oh it's been so long since i've watched it :3

  51. Paige R

    still better than what we have now xD they got my vote

  52. A.K.A Raven

    They should have made one of these each time there's an election XD

  53. Klara xKat_K

    Nothing suits them like a suit.

  54. Lucy Hancock

    Literally think we'd be better off with these guys in parliament working alongside Russell Brand :')

    Jake Bristow

    Lucy Hancock SO TRUE BABE

  55. Angel Of Light Williams

    so funny

  56. Llio Martha

    still watching this

  57. Steve Desjarlais

    Stephennnnnnn Ughhhhhh whyyyyyy <3

    Steve Desjarlais

    @Lightning Wolf How fuck *Stefan

    avan misaki

    @Lightning Wolf what did he do

  58. Suntzu

    Wait... what do they vote for in england?? Theyre a kingdom.. ugh idk

  59. Hayley

    Cleggy in the house

  60. elle p-w

    Still relevant

  61. Laurel Ellis

    Wish I could vote for you guys tomorrow......

  62. Georgia Kwan

    5 years ago today, Miliband needs a look at this!

  63. Liz Clarke

    Forgot how much I love this video!!! Had me in stitches again

  64. Helen Young

    I hope the do a new one of these for the next election...

  65. AKA HESKEY

    the midnight beast have changed so much since this video

  66. CraftyMiner88

    Tim hortons in uk? Or am i seeing things?

  67. It'sJustJess

    Dose ash seem a bit........

  68. Ace K

    2014 still watching rep

  69. caitlyn snelson

    Who like picnics? We do ! *forward roll* *ballerina jump*

  70. caitlyn snelson

    Who like picnics? We do ! *forward roll* *ballerina jump*

  71. Wayne Fraser

    Is that a Tim Hortons cup at 2:57 ?

  72. Isabel Sharer

    "Who built this monstrosity of a ferris Wheel? Not us."

    rattychipmunk

    Best line

  73. DrunkOnAppleJuice X

    please tell me that this was on the telly?!?!

  74. TwinkleT0es

    was it mass debate or massturbate

    whereskim89

    But I am sure they were meaning for it to sound like that hahaha :)

    MusicAddictsAnonymous

    it might have been maths debate too but i'm not sure

    It'sJustJess

    Only lord nows😂😂

    Savannah lee Jones

    Mass debate purposely said to make it sound like masturbate

  75. Jamie Chisholm

    i voted for you

    Jake Bristow

    Jamie Chisholm ha!

  76. James Lewis

    weed in the house of parliament? :L

    James Lewis

    @James Lewis PLS STOP LIKING THIS COMMENT, LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOGLE PLUS NOTIFICATION I EVER GET :L lol

  77. tokin

    Is Tim Hortons in the U.K. !?!?!?

  78. Martin Rider

    If they were a real party they would have won by miles

  79. Emmaloulol

    Way better party than all of them lets face it britain. I would vote for them. Get rid on nick and cam.

  80. jo parker

    watching this in 2013 and it still fits

  81. primrose

    best song ever love you guys

  82. Ben Taylor

    Why did they stop I miss u guys soooo fucking much

  83. jessie davidson

    "Who's the other one?"
    "I think it's Nick Clegg.."
    Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Clegg Nick Cleggy in the house!!!

  84. Sophie Gibson

    0:54
    your welcome

  85. Danielle Yellowley

    see if all other people wrote a song like this everyone would vote for them!

  86. Pokemonstrocity

    We'll kill your kids if you decline
    Me: "I don't have kids so I'm safe to decline! Wait, who would decline? NOT ME!"

  87. Helen Chen

    STEFAN FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!

  88. loser078

    Tim Horton's coffee cup?

  89. Ali A.

    "THATS IN ONE DAYS!!!" - XD

  90. Megan.Roberts

    russell howard :')

  91. director5831

    pause at 00:20 drews face

  92. director5831

    i see your a r.h.g.n ( Russell howards good news) fan

  93. Ben4Play

    im 21 and im far right wing, still I dislike all the right wing parties xD fml.

  94. Julianna Meacheam

    First off Pun!
    Second off *you, don't, know, it is not funny* get a dictionary

  95. Catnapay96

    By everyone I mean the majority of the youth in the UK, as living and studying in London my whole life I've only ever meet youth aka Midnight Beast age who supported lib dem and the odd labour supporter....anyone who supports other seriously needs help

  96. The Midday Unicorns

    last year britain loved me more than charlie sheen loves pills,
    now i am more unpopula that bloody heather mills,
    pensioners despise me,
    i'm shafted by the press,
    he never should have gobbled david camerons eatom mess.

    i'd said i'd save the NHS,
    but he was talking shit,
    my promises are just as fake as katie prices tits,
    i'm just a tory poodle humping goerge and davids legs,
    its bollocks being libarall when your name is Nick Clegg.