Mickey Avalon - Roll The Dice Lyrics




Liza was a lesbian who lived in the Bronx
She used to make me dinner when the winter's were long
Liza packed a pistol and a train to St. John
A long Lincoln Continental took a boat near and far,
we used to count stars while Mary tended bar
Liza's long term lover Mary buried her last broad
Stuck her twice quick,
with an ice pick,
Workin' on the night shift
Then took flight in light
so bright it hurt her eyes
so she cursed the skies,
Gripping her purse tight
bursting through the night,
with her hands washed clean
Of the murder scene,
she moved To New York City
hung with Hookers and fenes,
then one night she met Liza in the bar that she worked,
Serving appetizers in a button down shirt,
They got along and together liked high heels and short skirts,
so Mary packed her bags and she became Liza's bird
Then I saw less and less of Liza and the last that I heard of her Mary murdered her

Roll the dice,
every soul's gotta price
For a fene
while your teen
do things you can't believe
And kids in poverty
pull tricks and robberies,
so do what you gotta do to get off the streets

Jesse moved to Hollywood to take his great chance,
with a dream in his heart And a blade in his pants,
Jesse waited Tables at a fancy place on Robinson
One day the boss' daughter strutted in and spotted him
She said, 'hey little Cutie you're a beauty follow me',
And took him to all the best parties in The city,
introduced to the new Producers on the scene,
he did all he Could to get his face on the screen,
Jesse learned how to slouch with his ass On the casting couch
And took it like a champ when they Passed him around,
he read script after Script
and sucked a whole lot of dick
But the only films that Jesse ever made Were jack-off flicks,
so one night he took The blade that he got from his pops,
Dragged it across his throat and left a Note in the mailbox

Roll the dice,
every soul's gotta price
For a fene
while your teen
do things you Can't believe,
And kids in poverty
pull tricks and robberies,
so do what you gotta do to get off the streets
Roll the dice,
every soul's gotta price
For a fene
while your teen
do things you won't believe,
And kids in poverty
pull tricks and Robberies,
so do what you gotta do to get something to eat

Heidi wore a nightly when she worked on the Ave,
and shiny black stilettos and a Red leather bag,
Heidi took the dough up Front and went south,
she would pick your Pocket with you dick in her mouth
After she left the trick broke,
she'd hit Him up for a smoke,
then count her loot And go shoot some coke,
she was cute As a button,
sweeter than a muffin
But Heidi slit your throat if you don't pay For her loving,
me and Heidi first met
on Vine and Sunset,
she was pourin' sweat Out the corvette,
she looked at me and Cringed said
'Hey you over there',
if You've got the syringe follow me and Ill Share,
we went back to my room
and Used my harpoon,
noddin' off on the Couch watchin' cartoons,
and when the Sun went down,
she said Ill see ya Around,
the last I heard of Heidi she had Moved outta town,
keepin' the place tidy For some high payin' fool,
one night she Thought she was a fish, and drowned in The pool

Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
For a fene while your teen do things you can't believe,
And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies, so do what you gotta do to get something to eat
Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
For a fene while your teen do things you won't believe,
And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies, so do what you gotta do to get something to eat





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Mickey Avalon Roll The Dice Comments
  1. Michael Smith

    Every life has a story none or more important or educational than any other. You can either learn from success or failure

  2. Sodium Raccoon

    Liza was a lesbian who lived in the Bronx
    She used to make me dinner when the winters were long
    Liza packed a pistol and a train to St. John
    Along Lincoln Continental took a boat near and far
    We used to count stars while Mary tended bar
    Liza's long term lover Mary buried her last broad
    Stuck her twice quick with an ice pick
    Workin' on the night shift then took flight, in light so bright it
    Hurt her eyes so she cursed the skies
    Gripping her purse tight bursting through the night
    With her hands washed clean off the murder scene
    She moved to New York City, hung with hookers and fiends
    Then one night she met Liza in the bar that she worked
    Serving appetizers in a buttoned down shirt
    They got along together liked high heels and short skirts
    So Mary packed her bags and she became Liza's bird
    Then I saw less 'n' less of Liza and the last that I heard of her
    Mary murdered her
    Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
    For a fiend while your teen do things you won't believe
    And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies
    So do what you gotta do to get off the streets
    Jesse moved to Hollywood to take his great chance
    With a dream in his heart and a blade in his pants
    Jesse waited tables in the fancy place at Robinson
    When David Harses's daughter strutted in and spotted him
    She said, "Hey, little cutie, you're a beauty follow me?"
    And took him to all the best parties in the city
    Introduced to the new producers on the scene
    He did all he could to get his face on the screen
    Jesse learned how to slouch with his ass on the casting couch
    And took it like a champ when they passed him around
    He read script after script and sucked a whole lotta dick
    But the only films that Jesse ever made were Jacko flicks
    So one night he took the blade that he got from his pops
    Dragged it across his throat and left a note in the mailbox
    Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
    For a fiend while your teen do things you won't believe
    And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies
    So do what you gotta do to get off the streets
    Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
    For a fiend while your teen do things you won't believe
    And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies
    So do what you gotta do to get something to eat
    Heidi wore a nightie when she worked on the Ave
    And shiny black stilettos and a red leather bag
    Heidi took the dough up front and went south
    She would pick your pocket with your dick in her mouth
    After she left the trick broke she'd hit him up for a smoke
    Then count her loot and go shoot some coke
    She was cute as a button, sweeter than a muffin
    But Heidi slit your throat if you didn't pay her for her lovin'
    Me and Heidi first met on Vine and Sunset
    She was pourin' sweat out the corvette
    She looked at me and cringed said, ?Hey, you over there
    If you've got the syringe follow me and I'll share?
    We went back to my room and used my harpoon
    Noddin' off on the couch watchin' cartoons
    And when the sun went down she said, I'll see ya around?
    The last I heard of Heidi she had moved outta town
    Keepin' the place tidy for some high payin' fool
    One night she thought she was a fish and drowned in the pool
    Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
    For a fiend while your teen do things you won't believe
    And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies
    So do what you gotta do to get something to eat
    Roll the dice, every soul's gotta price
    For a fiend while your teen do things you won't believe
    And kids in poverty pull tricks and robberies
    So do what you gotta do to get something to eat

  3. FU Hackers

    Woe dude...chill...7th angel?

  4. Phyllis Rose

    I will always luv this song no matter what time of day it is this song will lighten any mood 😀

  5. David Padilla

    playing with change

  6. zadok Pride Deport those that hate

    yeah he's definitely got some sick rhymes for a white boy I usually don't like a wrap but he's got sicker times

  7. Kate Smith

    D3W3Y'S DEAD SOME RANDOM DAY AFTER
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    Stevie Ray Vaughn & Lil Wayne~`Gπ^'

  8. tammy finnegan

     i want to meet you in the middle mickey......and andre baby

  9. tammy finnegan

    I am in buzzed love with your music qwerks i wanna do the jane fonda while playing with your dice in our button down shirts ...                                                                                                                                                                                                       j                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

    zadok Pride Deport those that hate

    tammy finnegan you want to do the Jane Fonda with Mickey Avalon he's pretty badass

    Ronica Pino

    tammy finnegan nice!!!

  10. TheManfromNibiru

    speed makes you think faster , dont believ me , take a shot of thet hit man .

  11. mr shado

    if I had as big a tattoo as that on my chest
    so would I

  12. Multiverse-X

    thank you

  13. Aaron Villarreal

    what does his tat say on his abs

    ItsaMeeMario

    6yrs later someone finally tells you it says "Thank You". The internet left you hanging for a while

    tijana bosk

    he's got some nice tats they suit him well , no wonder he's famous

    side note --> it's sad that I relate to MA so much after getting an MA

  14. Bill Tull

    luv u mickey.

  15. Christopher Uihlein

    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

  16. Shei tan

    this is like fucking snoop dogg white and he is even better !!

  17. Myceliumification

    @freethinkerdangerous biggie, mickey avalon, and Vampires, by Atmosphere. good shit

  18. dalton gaerttner

    aw poor hidie....

  19. tomyo669

    I've heard this song like 20 times but this time I actually listened to the words and heard the weird ass story

  20. william ranck

    AWESOMENESS !!!

  21. william ranck

    AWESOMENESS

  22. Joshua Anderson

    AVALON is an original , no one like him ! Thanks for the post ! :)

  23. commandant15

    no joke i accidently clicked the dislike button

  24. FUCKOFF

    @freethinkerdangerous If you here Mickey Avalon on the radio It's 3AM.

  25. Ethan Blevins

    Awesome song.

  26. UndergroundHorrorRap

    @MrTheannoyingone True.

  27. Trent Lane

    I think it sucks that his sex songs are his most popular shit because he has so much more talent

  28. muckraker6

    sounds like funkdoobiest

  29. Danielle Lorbeck

    2 people rolled the dice

  30. shibutoboy

    2:12 He actually changed the picture....finally after like most of the video was shown........

  31. Enrique San Miguel

    @arkyboy1991 That's Mickey.

  32. codie st john

    is that mickey or just a kid that looks like him?

  33. Scott S

    to all you haters out there who dislike his songs, go back to your hello kitty

  34. alixandrialeebeedle

    @Bellevueintheflesh EWWWWWW.....u boot

  35. alixandrialeebeedle

    He is sooo sexy......id fuck him all night longggg......TEHE......eat shit

  36. Jacob C

    mickey avalon used to suck dick for heroin.... hes that hardcore

  37. Jamie Stadelmann

    ILY MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. 99KFAM99

    wow... more and more and more people fight on youtube over stupid shit.
    ( "YOUR STUPID." "NO YOUR STUPID." "NOO! YOUR SO STUPID YOUR STUPID.")

  39. Riley G

    yo he's just allergic to shirts

  40. Brian Allen

    i relate to this shit....do wat u gotta do

  41. xcrackmuffinsx

    ok, i giving up. this guy REFUSES TO KEEP A SHIRT ON.I PREPEAT, REFUSES TO KEEP A SHIRT ON!

  42. Gnome King

    @naturedood257 really? hm id fuck her an i dont no wat she looks like just cuz its his daughter id tap that Avalon style

  43. Samwitha G

    @GankstaKMusic no hes not gay, & he has a daughter that i think is 13 now

  44. Turquoise Frazer

    if u vote up i think it well reverse the voting down

  45. marcab1an

    @slevels1 sorry i voted ya down man i hit the wrong button XD

  46. Vote1Jimmy

    i really like this song very dark :)

  47. marcab1an

    avalon is different because he writes about his life experiences, and well, hes basically a sleazeball. a brilliant, talented sleazeball.

  48. CheezitsChrist

    The other songs are so funny and are great but this is my favorite song. AMAZING lyrics and a great story.

  49. Covening

    Fucking love this song.