Mickey Avalon - My Dick Lyrics






My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus





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  1. C.... a....

    In 5th grade i said this too my bully. Shes transphobic so she didnt say shit else to me and moved in 7th grade

  2. J.... D....

    Imagine if their dicks are small

  3. L.... M....

    Who's here on the last day of 2019? 🙏

    L.... M....

    Lyndsie Makena Official no shit yo! 5 hrs left 🥳

    L.... M....

    Damn it I’m late

    L.... M....

    Happy 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ guys!! 🎉🍾🎊✨🍻 🎉🥂 Hope this wholesome music can bring us together this year 🥂🎶🎉

  4. D.... ....

    Yoda: My stick is better than a bacon, your stick freaks like a demon

  5. T.... ....

    is that jj

  6. I.... H....

    December 2019

  7. V.... C....

    f 2019. whos here for an epic song? leave a like

  8. B.... R....

    “My dick rumble in the jungle your dick got touched by your uncle”😂lmao

  9. J.... l....

    This song is about two male porn stars competing over who's the best in the business

  10. J.... K....

    So, so good.

  11. W.... C....

    There should be a part two where jesus disses satan cause he has a shit dick

  12. C.... m....

    "Guys. We get it. You both have nice dicks. Now can you please stop talking about this in my grandmas funeral please"

  13. D.... I....

    Hydra Dominatus

  14. a.... ....

    _till today humanity still shooking me-_

  15. K.... D....

    This song is always so poetic.

  16. T.... H....

    Please stand for our national anthem.

  17. S.... ....

    Danny Duncan anyone?

  18. F.... D....

    i must watch all videos

  19. c.... v....

    833 people got their dick touched by their uncle

  20. J.... B....

    This song was so much funnier 9 years ago when I was 14

  21. l.... t....

    New ringtone!

  22. M.... R....

    I swear a BASEBALL PLAYER should use this as his walk-up song... censored of course.

  23. Y.... S....

    Cool found another song for my sleeping playlist

  24. A.... W....

    This song fruity as hell

  25. V.... R....

    Thank you American Dad

  26. E.... ....

    Your dick loves Fred, best diss in the game

  27. m.... v....

    i dont got no dicc

  28. J.... G....

    How did I go from Venus by Frankie Avalon to this? Great suggestions, youtube!

  29. K.... p....

    Rousted.

  30. H.... ....

    The part about the uncle tho...

  31. F.... ....

    Дайте субтитры!!!!!

    F.... ....

    Зачем тебе субтитры к рэпу про члены?

    F.... ....

    @Nikola95inYT НАДА :D

    F.... ....

    @Finary не перевод, а адаптация под старину, но все равно прикольно https://youtu.be/SI4zP7sbUQM

    F.... ....

    @Nikola95inYT аха, спасибо большое. Мне очень понравился этот кавер.

  32. S.... L....

    Who's Fred?

  33. P.... C....

    #wildcat you need this song in one of your comp vids bro <3 #spitnoise lol

  34. B.... S....

    Rappers Eminem was afraid to battle

  35. a.... m....

    I'm gonna play this at my next orgy

  36. J.... M....

    My dick Bellow average :(

    J.... M....

    Try eating tuna, it helps

  37. A.... N....

    Lol my dick is like an m16

  38. X.... M....

    Harold and Kumar

  39. C.... S....

    I have found the little man's anthem. There has been a study proving that the volume a guy plays this song is in direct relation to penis size. Actually saving the struggling speaker industry. So I guess this is a rare instance where the little man did make a difference.

  40. R.... K....

    now..... time to sell some fucking cars.

  41. R.... ....

    When u and ur homie drunk savagely dissing each other

  42. S.... ....

    I miss MySpace

  43. A.... J....

    Who likes this Bc American dad

  44. K.... L....

    American Dad brought me here. XD

  45. E.... ....

    2 things this reminds me of


    1. Harold and Kumar


    2. American Dad

  46. B.... P....

    Fruit roll up

  47. S.... S....

    This is my ringtone for my Phone

  48. T.... T....

    Oh sorry, I was just looking for Da baby - babysitter.

  49. z.... ....

    harold kumar

  50. M.... B....

    Best Song Ever

  51. T.... ....

    How do you know what each other's dicks look like man seriously

  52. T.... !....

    Oh reminds me of middle school jammin to this walking to 8th grade science class

  53. M.... ....

    Every time I come back to this video always feels like it should have more views.

  54. P.... P....

    Large like the chargers

  55. G.... ....

    My frist song in the state, the black kid in my junior high shared with me. It changed my whole life

  56. J.... B....

    2019 anyone? 😂

  57. T.... ....

    Danknet videos brought me back here 👌

  58. J.... S....

    *2019 DICKS*

  59. J.... R....

    This song makes me want to walk in slow motion!

  60. R.... ....

    لعنكم الله

  61. z.... ....

    Harold and kumar

  62. m.... ....

    All the lyrics correct except its large like the Chargers the whole team. Excellent upload though dude!

  63. D.... ....

    Play it at 1.25x

  64. b.... ....

    It's spelled luncheon, not lunch in

  65. L.... P....

    My dick, look like the Twin towers... Your dick, shrivel up in showers...😭😂😭😂 Keep it going...💪

  66. N.... ....

    i was looking for kars theme...

  67. K.... F....

    Insulting GOD ,wtf ,cuntx, hope ya'll rot In hell,f'ing KIDS

  68. B.... ....

    Was this demonitized?

  69. B.... H....

    Come to silver spring Md . Fillmore pleased we love u

  70. l.... g....

    My dick

  71. D.... S....

    rockin song

  72. m.... ....

    Wow that's kinda pathetic

  73. j.... ....

    Some day that Fred reference is going to be completely over everyone's head

  74. T.... M....

    https://youtu.be/h3CImxQHtr0

    Russian version of song 🥶🤟🤤

  75. �.... �....

    Стас Домбровский Привет тебе

  76. G.... H....

    My tugeye

  77. l.... ....

    i know this song from a kid from the Netherlands whom i was in a school exchange with in the 7th grade

  78. Z.... Z....

    How would they know about Jesus' dick though?

  79. G.... M....

    Great song to listen in a sunday with the family...

  80. A.... g....

    Best song to play in church

  81. A.... ....

    I'm playing this when I quit my job...ftw

  82. C.... M....

    My d1ck, over achiever, your d1ck deformed beaver

    C.... M....

    Omfg ♥️

  83. M.... A....

    My tinder theme song

  84. N.... W....

    Old music like this is why I love the past and not the new generation

  85. D.... S....

    Ништяк, прикольная песенка.

  86. N.... ....

    i sung this at a Baptist church on Easter.

  87. D.... Z....

    What TF made them think of this lol

  88. J.... ....

    2008 was the time to be alive lol

  89. D.... D....

    Harold & Kumar brought me here :))))

  90. D.... W....

    Who's here in 2019 🤣

  91. S.... R....

    I'ma put this as my ringtone and have someone call me in class

    S.... R....

    Dooooo it lol

  92. D.... T....

    Best song ever

  93. B.... B....

    I had a volleyball game and the car I was in was ver religious and everyone was playing their Jesus songs and shit and I just turned this song on and almost got kicked off the team.☺🤣

    B.... B....

    BEST COMMENT EVER!!!

  94. A.... B....

    Get this man a record deal, middle school days