Mickey Avalon - Mr. Right Lyrics






Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass
Young teen on the scene, no future, no past
I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'
'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass

Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what
But I got a hunch it's your lady
I'm little bit country and a little bit punk
I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed
The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing
Strippers so sip some asti spumanti with Dante Alighieri
I seen a better day
Wine, and cheese, fine ladies, and lemonade
Gettin' paid for rhymes like these
And I never even learned to say my ABC's
With ADD I rock the beat
Like AC/DC, deeds done cheep

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Radio can't wait to play me
From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti
Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong
And maybe you should listen to the words in this song
Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire
Now please take a moment to admire my attire
Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks
Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots
Rolex watch but it's fake
Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain
But it's fake, like your tits
And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids
The glitz in LA got me ready to play
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day
Every night on the Strip I slip and slide
I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right





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  1. c.... b....

    come to santa cruz CA

  2. F.... B....

    Mickey Avalon is the shiznit. That collab with Twiztid was DOPE homie. Mickey Avalon keepin'it Crunk and Pimpin' Fa sho. Whoop whoop!!!!!

  3. S.... F....

    if he were born black, he wouldve gotten far. Thought he was black

  4. s.... ....

    January 2007 brought me here.

  5. T.... ....

    if cocaine was a person:

  6. S.... t....

    I’m here cause of Trisha Paytas

  7. E.... M....

    He is still alive I think, that’s a miracle, he lived, partied, planted more flags on craters on moon, we need him to remind us how we should spend our times..yeah yeah we all know how he likes it..good music 8 bars mostly and repeated..

  8. T.... H....

    So far ahead of his time

  9. L.... K....

    Word.💜💜💜

  10. M.... H....

    Act like “The Beloved” much???

  11. J.... G....

    2020 and mickey's still Mr Right..

    J.... G....

    Damn right

  12. G.... L....

    HNY MMXX MA.

  13. h.... l....

    2020 will still be rocking you Mickey

  14. L.... C....

    Hey Daddy lil merm Ms eew over here loves everything you do no matter what they think or what it looks like

  15. M.... P....

    Dec 2019

  16. C.... ....

    Yelawolf sure has changed

  17. E.... ....

    I remember hearing of Mickey for the first time on some TV show with Paris Hilton, she brought Mickey for an audition as entertainment for a kids bday party, he showed up with his raunchy lyrics and a karaoke machine and got kicked out of the house I think Haha

  18. H.... -....

    I’ve been listening to this since I was like 10 years old playing mw2 bumping Mickey, now I’m 20. Still listening!

  19. T.... G....

    kıral adam beah

  20. A.... m....

    Reminds me back when I was in junior high oh my gosh. Literally haven't listened to this since I was 15!! Takes me back to my young days lmaaaaoooo

  21. B.... 3....

    Better than that ass clown travis scott and xxx.

  22. D.... P....

    For my Girlfriends birthday, I brought her beer, Pizza and Ate her Pussy, to this song.

  23. E.... L....

    So thin looks like his back s'gunna do pop!

  24. T.... G....

    kırallsın mickey gardasım

  25. J.... R....

    I wanted to be this guy so bad when I was a sophmore in highschool. It was 2009 and Jane Fonda was my cover song on my myspace page.

  26. J.... G....

    2019 anyone?

  27. A.... ....

    See you at Retro Junkie next month!!

  28. N.... ....

    He looks like Marilyn Manson with a curl...

  29. C.... ....

    Went to one of his concerts ended up doin some dope

  30. M.... V....

    September 2019

    M.... V....

    Mike V same

  31. S.... N....

    Holy shit I forgot about Mickey until right now

  32. S.... P....

    Used to listen to mickey Avalon as a kid what the fuck was i thinking if i had a son and he was listening to mickey Avalon ill slap him in the face

  33. R.... E....

    2019, 40 years old, and still listening. Wish he made it to the Midwest sometime!

  34. R.... ....

    His music sucks

  35. J.... B....

    Sniffin lines off a hookers ass to this in summer 2019

  36. T.... T....

    Does anyone else add their name to the song when they sing it? "Mr Tony Tone call me mr right!"

  37. P.... H....

    I love this dude


    he says his fucikng mind

  38. J.... D....

    But its FAKE
    LIKE YOUR TITS
    YOUR NOSE
    AND YOUR BRAIN

  39. J.... B....

    Why do I feel like he would have been more popular now than when he came out?

  40. K.... ....

    Never gets old

  41. d.... ....

    Some of the worst shit I have ever heard

  42. d.... ....

    Some of the worst shit I have ever heard

  43. R.... P....

    Yelawolfs younger brother lol

  44. L.... B....

    He's the dude making out with the girl on the Smashing Pumpkins "Today" music video.

  45. S.... d....

    This dude is so underrated!

  46. T.... ....

    Best shit ever

  47. B.... L....

    I miss my Mickey Av!!

  48. b.... ....

    Damn he got Paris Hilton in this video

  49. K.... W....

    Mickey Avalon is the less attractive version of Pauly Shore.

  50. S.... ....

    I just wasted 1:23 of my life

  51. A.... A....

    2019 anyone?

  52. 1.... ....

    I like this song because I have the experience of doing myself.

  53. S.... ....

    2019 and still shit still bangs im 21

  54. �.... I....

    Is Mickey still alive or what up?

  55. A.... w....

    2019 anyone

  56. K.... T....

    Yelawolf before his face tats

  57. D.... ....

    If I die, I want my family to say their condolences here under my comment so I live forever.

  58. D.... U....

    Neva change Mickey, Ur my hero Mr. Ave

  59. T.... ....

    I get the feeling that this is how Andy Milonakis would look, walk, talk and act like if he didn't have his growth hormone deficiency.

  60. T.... ....

    He use to [bus tables and sell his body]

  61. G.... ....

    This is pretty damn terrible

  62. C.... V....

    Anyone who likes this should be put into a concentration camp. I hate you

  63. N.... N....

    Hahaha here for Mr. Right

  64. t.... ....

    Legendary song. Just watched his new joint with dirt nasty and he’s gained some weight 😢

  65. L.... H....

    Mickey has luxuriant eyelashes.

  66. A.... A....

    Is he even alive still?

  67. k.... g....

    What worries me is the lil girl in the beginning? Whol ets there kids around that guy?

    k.... g....

    kevin guffey His Ex wife I guess... Cuz It's his daughter...

  68. M.... B....

    I still want him in 2018 😍

  69. E.... O....

    Your music is awesome while drunk.

  70. f.... ....

    God this song is addictive

    f.... ....

    It's awful

  71. c.... ....

    Mickey Avalon is my spirit animal

  72. D.... K....

    Looks like if young boy Dan took the wrong path in life

  73. J.... L....

    More like stale dope smoke and a feint hint of astroglide and 12” dicks everywhere

  74. E.... O....

    Bump in white lines

  75. 1.... ....

    I bump this to feel the hard vibes.

  76. T.... ....

    That debauched lifestyle 😍

  77. H.... F....

    Everyone thinks the dude is weird af till they meet him. He's hella chill likes to kick back. He did use to be druggy but he's clean and good now, only lighting up a bowl or j on good notes 😂

    H.... F....

    Hunter Fullen So happy for this comment! I was JUST wondering whatever happened to him and if it’s doing alright!

  78. T.... H....

    So love this song & Mickey Avalon,,,,,got a buddy that has a sin that could so look dead on Mickey if he cut his super long hair...

  79. T.... W....

    I met little mik mik in the back of a vip room In 2008. He is a goof.

  80. B.... K....

    Fucking Muppet

  81. s.... ....

    Still bumping 2018

  82. A.... K....

    Luisito comunica en drogas

  83. A.... T....

    Anyone watching this in2018

    A.... T....

    2019 homeboy😎

    A.... T....

    Always my jam

  84. D.... R....

    Damn this dude Washed Up. Sad.

  85. E.... t....

    Not even soundcloud rappers are THIS bad

  86. e.... s....

    I miss this kid. He's hilarious. "yer eyes and yer nose and lips and ya braids"

  87. M.... S....

    Lmao this is so trash, i used to love this dude, how opinion can change.

  88. I.... ....

    My spirit animal

  89. D.... D....

    Saw you in philly. The legend that started it all from dirt to beardo.

  90. B.... P....

    this man has a net worth of 9 million. follow your dreams kids.

  91. a.... ....

    Who’s going to the reunion tour?!?!

  92. T.... K....

    twiggy ramirez at 0:14

  93. M.... K....

    Mickey and Simon aka Dirt Nasty played in Asbury Park around 11' or 12' like a commenter below said he was so high, and not on the Cheef. Anyway, they invited us back to their tour bus, me and my BF and we had a blast.

  94. i.... ....

    Mickey Avalon was 10 years ahead of his time. Have you seen the awesome direction rap has gone lately? GBC, XXX, Lil Peep(RIP), Dex, none of them would be where they are today without Mickey. He literally paved the way. You don't agree? Name me another rapper that had the style of a rockstar and rapped mostly about the lifestyle surrounding DRUG USE that came along before Mickey

    i.... ....

    rip xxx

  95. S.... K....

    Mickey Avalon Is The Definition of Hollywood

  96. L.... G....

    I LOVE YOU MICKEY

  97. R.... M....

    put the lotion in the basket