Mickey Avalon - Mr. Right Lyrics
Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass
Young teen on the scene, no future, no past
I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'
'Cause I only be talkin' out my ass
Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what
I'm little bit country and a little bit punk
I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed
The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing
Strippers so sip some asti spumanti with Dante Alighieri
I seen a better day
Wine, and cheese, fine ladies, and lemonade
Gettin' paid for rhymes like these
And I never even learned to say my ABC's
With ADD I rock the beat
Like AC/DC, deeds done cheep
Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Radio can't wait to play me
From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti
Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong
And maybe you should listen to the words in this song
Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire
Now please take a moment to admire my attire
Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks
Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots
Rolex watch but it's fake
Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain
But it's fake, like your tits
And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids
The glitz in LA got me ready to play
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day
Every night on the Strip I slip and slide
I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right
Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Mickey Avalon - Teardrops On My Tombstone
- Mickey Avalon - Teenage Pregnancy
- Mickey Avalon - Ride Or Die
- Mickey Avalon - Night Shift
- Mickey Avalon - Adam & Eve
- Mickey Avalon - Blackout
- Mickey Avalon - Kama Sutra
- Mickey Avalon - Pot Gets Hot
- Mickey Avalon - Baddest Muthafucka
- Mickey Avalon - Dope Shit
- Mickey Avalon - The Devil's In My Veins
- Mickey Avalon - Let's Go
- Mickey Avalon - Johnny Come Lately
- Mickey Avalon - Born To Lose
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Mickey Avalon Mr. Right Comments
come to santa cruz CA
Mickey Avalon is the shiznit. That collab with Twiztid was DOPE homie. Mickey Avalon keepin'it Crunk and Pimpin' Fa sho. Whoop whoop!!!!!
if he were born black, he wouldve gotten far. Thought he was black
January 2007 brought me here.
if cocaine was a person:
I’m here cause of Trisha Paytas
He is still alive I think, that’s a miracle, he lived, partied, planted more flags on craters on moon, we need him to remind us how we should spend our times..yeah yeah we all know how he likes it..good music 8 bars mostly and repeated..
So far ahead of his time
Word.💜💜💜
Act like “The Beloved” much???
2020 and mickey's still Mr Right..
Damn right
HNY MMXX MA.
2020 will still be rocking you Mickey
Hey Daddy lil merm Ms eew over here loves everything you do no matter what they think or what it looks like
Dec 2019
Yelawolf sure has changed
I remember hearing of Mickey for the first time on some TV show with Paris Hilton, she brought Mickey for an audition as entertainment for a kids bday party, he showed up with his raunchy lyrics and a karaoke machine and got kicked out of the house I think Haha
I’ve been listening to this since I was like 10 years old playing mw2 bumping Mickey, now I’m 20. Still listening!
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Reminds me back when I was in junior high oh my gosh. Literally haven't listened to this since I was 15!! Takes me back to my young days lmaaaaoooo
Better than that ass clown travis scott and xxx.
For my Girlfriends birthday, I brought her beer, Pizza and Ate her Pussy, to this song.
So thin looks like his back s'gunna do pop!
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I wanted to be this guy so bad when I was a sophmore in highschool. It was 2009 and Jane Fonda was my cover song on my myspace page.
2019 anyone?
See you at Retro Junkie next month!!
He looks like Marilyn Manson with a curl...
Went to one of his concerts ended up doin some dope
September 2019
Mike V same
Holy shit I forgot about Mickey until right now
Used to listen to mickey Avalon as a kid what the fuck was i thinking if i had a son and he was listening to mickey Avalon ill slap him in the face
2019, 40 years old, and still listening. Wish he made it to the Midwest sometime!
His music sucks
Sniffin lines off a hookers ass to this in summer 2019
Does anyone else add their name to the song when they sing it? "Mr Tony Tone call me mr right!"
I love this dude
he says his fucikng mind
But its FAKE
LIKE YOUR TITS
YOUR NOSE
AND YOUR BRAIN
Why do I feel like he would have been more popular now than when he came out?
Never gets old
Some of the worst shit I have ever heard
Some of the worst shit I have ever heard
Yelawolfs younger brother lol
He's the dude making out with the girl on the Smashing Pumpkins "Today" music video.
This dude is so underrated!
Best shit ever
I miss my Mickey Av!!
Damn he got Paris Hilton in this video
Mickey Avalon is the less attractive version of Pauly Shore.
I just wasted 1:23 of my life
2019 anyone?
I like this song because I have the experience of doing myself.
2019 and still shit still bangs im 21
Is Mickey still alive or what up?
2019 anyone
Yelawolf before his face tats
If I die, I want my family to say their condolences here under my comment so I live forever.
Neva change Mickey, Ur my hero Mr. Ave
I get the feeling that this is how Andy Milonakis would look, walk, talk and act like if he didn't have his growth hormone deficiency.
He use to [bus tables and sell his body]
This is pretty damn terrible
Anyone who likes this should be put into a concentration camp. I hate you
Hahaha here for Mr. Right
Legendary song. Just watched his new joint with dirt nasty and he’s gained some weight 😢
Mickey has luxuriant eyelashes.
Is he even alive still?
What worries me is the lil girl in the beginning? Whol ets there kids around that guy?
kevin guffey His Ex wife I guess... Cuz It's his daughter...
I still want him in 2018 😍
Your music is awesome while drunk.
God this song is addictive
It's awful
Mickey Avalon is my spirit animal
Looks like if young boy Dan took the wrong path in life
More like stale dope smoke and a feint hint of astroglide and 12” dicks everywhere
Bump in white lines
I bump this to feel the hard vibes.
That debauched lifestyle 😍
Everyone thinks the dude is weird af till they meet him. He's hella chill likes to kick back. He did use to be druggy but he's clean and good now, only lighting up a bowl or j on good notes 😂
Hunter Fullen So happy for this comment! I was JUST wondering whatever happened to him and if it’s doing alright!
So love this song & Mickey Avalon,,,,,got a buddy that has a sin that could so look dead on Mickey if he cut his super long hair...
I met little mik mik in the back of a vip room In 2008. He is a goof.
Fucking Muppet
Still bumping 2018
Luisito comunica en drogas
Anyone watching this in2018
2019 homeboy😎
Always my jam
Damn this dude Washed Up. Sad.
Not even soundcloud rappers are THIS bad
I miss this kid. He's hilarious. "yer eyes and yer nose and lips and ya braids"
Lmao this is so trash, i used to love this dude, how opinion can change.
My spirit animal
Saw you in philly. The legend that started it all from dirt to beardo.
this man has a net worth of 9 million. follow your dreams kids.
Who’s going to the reunion tour?!?!
twiggy ramirez at 0:14
Mickey and Simon aka Dirt Nasty played in Asbury Park around 11' or 12' like a commenter below said he was so high, and not on the Cheef. Anyway, they invited us back to their tour bus, me and my BF and we had a blast.
Mickey Avalon was 10 years ahead of his time. Have you seen the awesome direction rap has gone lately? GBC, XXX, Lil Peep(RIP), Dex, none of them would be where they are today without Mickey. He literally paved the way. You don't agree? Name me another rapper that had the style of a rockstar and rapped mostly about the lifestyle surrounding DRUG USE that came along before Mickey
rip xxx
Mickey Avalon Is The Definition of Hollywood
I LOVE YOU MICKEY
put the lotion in the basket