Mickey Avalon - Jane Fonda Lyrics






I had a baby named Jane
She could shake that thing
Said her Daddy used to hang
With Johnny Coltrane
She sang a soul train
With her friend named Jen
Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
I heard it from a birdy
She could cook a mean turkey
With gravy..baby baby baby
Baby was jens best friend, and maybe..
If you were lucky,
Licky licky, sucky sucky
Mickey mickey, fuck me fuck me
More junk in the trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the JANE FONDA

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
She was (in Reba Jean her) big breasts
And big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High
So fly she was trans-atlantic
She was a manic depressive(manic depressive)
Which was impressive,
Very impressive, I had to test it.
Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented.
She took me home to her momma
I taught them both how to JANE FONDA

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a girl named Dana
From Santa Anna
She was a waitres at the copa cabana
She was slammin and her ass was jammin
Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
You could see her ass from outer space
So I landed on the planet
And planted a Mickey Av flag in it dammit

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you don't know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda





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  1. M.... J....

    Why does he look like a flat chested chick?

  2. Y.... ....

    Was the budget for this video $5 and a Slurpee?

  3. A.... M....

    Entourage brought me here

  4. A.... D....

    Mickey Avalon is what would happen if Marilyn Manson, Freddy Mercury, and Eminem’s cousin had a kid

  5. S.... L....

    You can totally tell he used to hook.

  6. S.... ....

    I miss myspace

  7. I.... m....

    I just seen a ghost, but mickey Avalon is so white it looks like prince rose from the grave

  8. G.... ....

    dudes these days are too weak to be in tune with their sexuality like Mickey is

  9. K.... V....

    omg!! wth????

  10. A.... R....

    Lol now she arrested

  11. c.... ....

    Literally didn’t even know who Jane Fonda was, but heard she got arrested on the news today, and this song was the first thing I thought about.

    c.... ....

    Same here man 🤣🤣🤣

    c.... ....

    I’m so glad I’m not the only person that did thisb😂😂😂😂

    c.... ....

    "Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda"

  12. M.... ....

    The memoriessss

  13. G.... ....

    Strangely clever, I fx with this

  14. A.... H....

    MySpace Era. Lol this song takes me back. 666th comment I’m going to hell

  15. S.... A....

    Oh the nostalgia.... shit, this video is ten tears old? Lol

  16. S.... B....

    Such a weird looking person

  17. N.... C....

    Shout out to the past and future RMC students who are beasted to this song.

  18. T.... O....

    He's the most homosexual man pretending ironically to be straight that I have ever seen my friends.

  19. M.... M....

    Great. Have yall heard of superorganism? that sound is totally inspired by this or at least similar only 10 years later

  20. l.... l....

    very cool

  21. j.... a....

    2019 anyone??

  22. G.... ....

    How many shekels do you think it took to make that black man introduce Yeshe Perl (Mickey Avalon) in this way? #JewsAndSlavery...probably not many.

  23. L.... L....

    Poo poo is very fond of Jane Fonda

  24. J.... ....

    Why is this censored, like who is that for?

  25. M.... ....

    This is what I'd imagine Pauly Shore's music to sound like, had he gone in a musical direction.

  26. A.... H....

    I once went to see Mickey in Seattle. He was an hour late, and then when he finally got on stage he was so fucked up on cocaine he couldn’t remember his own lyrics.

    A.... H....

    Hell yea

    A.... H....

    I was at a show for him and dirt nasty and 90 minutes after the show was supposed to start; nothing. I left with a stripper I meet there to go do cocaine at her house

    A.... H....

    @josh bartlett Stupidass

  27. I.... S....

    This song still bangs in 2019

  28. A.... e....

    2:50 Madonna thats you?

  29. J.... ....

    ANY THING WITH JANE FONDA IN IT IS TRASH JUST LIKED HER.

  30. R.... M....

    I thought this was such a sexy song until I saw this guy live....

  31. B.... L....

    Fuck this is worse than I remembered

  32. b.... ....

    Why is incest and tasted censored

  33. m.... ....

    I do hope they serve beer in hell.

  34. M.... B....

    Be like Jane Fonda and talk to the Vietcong

  35. A.... B....

    Haha this was my myspace song back in the day.

  36. m.... ....

    Monster-in-law is tearing out her hair

  37. v.... ....

    manic depressive lol

  38. A.... B....

    I heard you for the first time this past weekend. Bad ass Mofo!

  39. c.... o....

    1234 ur ads high like a double door

  40. c.... o....

    PS she was laying on top of a block of frozen ham that said Fudd on it

  41. c.... o....

    The Los Compadres Meat Market the freezer in the back on top of a big block of ham is where I did your mother

  42. K.... P....

    Song starts at :40

  43. T.... M....

    легенда , своего рода

  44. L.... :....

    I’m not gonna lie but I heard this song on roblox and it wasn’t censored and I kinda liked it so I asked this guy that was trolling and he told me so big thanks to roblox and that guy lmao

  45. c.... o....

    Now you can choose to be like one of these girls or you could be like lardi B

  46. c.... o....

    D he got to remember that mother of pearl as for my mother's entrance even though I know in this life she's going to hate me she love me afterwards

  47. D.... S....

    Censored? Really? You DO realize this is Mickey Avalon, right?

  48. N.... L....

    Micky Rocks!

  49. R.... B....

    Hate the clean version. If the language bothers you, don't watch it. That simple.

  50. S.... ....

    da ke XD

  51. 3.... ....

    So is this dude gay?

  52. S.... R....

    Why is incest censored?

  53. M.... T....

    OMG it's Corey Feldman's successful cousin!

  54. E.... ....

    damn Mickey ugly

  55. z.... l....

    Looks like a heroin junkie and oh wait...he is...

  56. u.... ....

    Super gay

  57. s.... ....

    Mickey looks like the love child of roofies and heroin

  58. R.... M....

    that's not fucking hito

  59. D.... M....

    I named my son after Mickey Avalon. My name is Mickey and I wanted a son with me name... so there ya go!

  60. D.... D....

    Valerie hade first music video

  61. A.... D....

    Bring a heroin addict in recovery this is the kinda dude I see every day at methadone clinic, bet?

  62. A.... D....

    210 bc or ad circa

  63. L.... M....

    Just got a new fan

  64. K.... J....

    Barbie dreams reminded me of this for some reason

  65. J.... T....

    2018? 😁

  66. c.... ....

    Dude mickey gives me hope,if im at the bottom with my life , i listen to this and realize im not alone, at the bottom, then get myself back up,☝️

  67. c.... ....

    @2:23 thats a girl version of Mickey Avalon 😊😁😂🤣🤣

  68. G.... B....

    This is what I imagine the toilet bowl of a seedy dive bar sounds like.

  69. L.... D....

    1-2-3-4 get your STD's out on the dancefloor

    L.... D....

    hahahaa!!!

    L.... D....

    @MandyMarie 5150 hahaha

    L.... D....

    Just got tested I'm good,for now..lol

  70. S.... ....

    looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs , just saying

  71. c.... w....

    I cant for the love of me see why I use to like this song

  72. M.... F....

    This reminds me of MySpace

  73. J.... L....

    He kind of looks like a crackhead, but then he’s kind of adorable too.😐

  74. R.... K....

    Just so unattractive physically

  75. K.... ....

    One two three four, get your booty on the dance floor, work it out, Shake it little momma, let me see you do the jane fonda, five six seven now, if you dont know let me show you how, to work it out, work it little momma I know you wanna do the jane fonda

  76. j.... ....

    Mickey Avalon is so gross

  77. D.... B....

    Who’s listening in 2018!!?

    D.... B....

    PersonalV 2019

  78. m.... s....

    Good song

  79. H.... M....

    I could eat dat ass for breakfast with SYRUP.

  80. a.... ....

    2018....

  81. J.... C....

    Myspace days

  82. C.... V....

    i always thought this dude would blow up huge ...oh well his songs still go

  83. N.... T....

    Songs good but I can’t stop thinking about how dumb he looks

  84. b.... w....

    THAT VOICE....HIS FACE, DOES NOT MATCH AT ALL..... LOVE HIS VOICE NOT SO MUCH THE FACE. ANYHOW GOOD MUSIC ^^

  85. N.... R....

    Pauly Shore. Maybe it's just me.. ?

  86. M.... ....

    Everyone needs to know Jane Fonda.

  87. E.... ....

    He looks like the bully from Southpark. You know the one.

    E.... ....

    I take it back. Dude look like mah boi John Ralpheo

  88. S.... B....

    Love mickey Avalon

  89. L.... :....

    when someone put this song on roblox, It was catchy af and the guy who put it as like a troller and who made this song I thought it was like a yter who made like a song when I looked in description, I was surprised

  90. D.... H....

    Landed on the planet