Mickey Avalon - I Get Even Lyrics






Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

A bird in the bush for the kush in the closet
I am the pusher-man, I am the product
Searchin' for a new narcotic
I ran to the crossroads, signed on the dotted

Bullseye, hit the target
Deaf motherfucker, leading your retarded kids
You should have never started this,
Now Mickey bought a shotgun, and a box of cartridges

So get your moms on the line
I'll pass the phone, you can say goodbye
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I take what's mine
Yeah I'm high motherfucker, not stupid or blind

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cock the hammer and let it fly
It's a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
Mickey got a zip gun, made your dad a tin drum
Fuckin' with the Av, ain't good for your system

Top choice with the tinfoil voice
If my tongue don't do it,
Then my flows get you moist
Shoot to kill was the click I claimed
Line em' up on the wall and let's take aim

Mickey Av got this shit in the bag
Keep yo' ass off my block and you won't get shot
Fag
I'm the best in the biz'
And if your mommy don't like it she can suck my dick

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Fool me once, shame on you
Try it again I'll break that ass in two
I'm the taxman, here to collect
I take ass, cash and travellers cheques

Avalon on some Wild West shit
Shoot em' up and watch em' pile up quick
I never said that I would serve and protect ya
Just 'cause you slurped up tha nectar

You're like a rat chasin' cheddar
Get out the race you're tank can't get there
And now you wanna call it off
They should'a killed me in the holocaust

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
I don't get mad, I get even
I get even, even, even





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  1. M.... L....

    Who is the girl at 0:44 in blue hair?

  2. A.... D....

    I’ll be here
    2022
    2023
    2024
    2025
    2026
    2027
    2028

  3. H.... S....

    This is what i listend to when i was 15 😂

  4. H.... D....

    Will you drop a fucking album soon? Like anything

  5. c.... ....

    music videos the shit !👌😎

  6. J.... J....

    Micky is the shit that's why the whores suck on his dick

  7. C.... T....

    Love itt

  8. L.... S....

    Equal funk brazil oO

  9. 6.... ....

    Happy Birthday, Mickey!

  10. D.... K....

    First time hearing this. Stumbled upon it somehow in Spotify rabbit hole and here I am. I am sharing the shit out of this mother fu**er!!!!!!!!!

  11. Z.... T....

    I heard this song in some porn and i came here 😎

    Z.... T....

    @keystoneriddle jennifer lawrence

    Z.... T....

    Jennifer lawrence mate 😆

  12. b.... b....

    "They shoulda killed me in the holocaust" he's talking about his grandparents who were holocaust survivors

  13. h.... ....

    Hot shit

  14. R.... ....

    Mickey Avalon is like Pete Doherty and Marilyn Manson mixed together and was a rapper, trashy smut hop with a ton of swagger. Gotta respect his hustle even if his music not what I normally listen to.

  15. �.... ....

    круто пизданул у Status Quo – Pictures Of Matchstick Men

  16. K.... H....

    How cams from the jennifer lawrence sextape

  17. D.... ....

    am i the only one who discovered this music because of jennifer lawrence sextape

    D.... ....

    Exactly!

    D.... ....

    WTF me too

    D.... ....

    Fake Sextape btw. But now i know how i push my music when i make some

    D.... ....

    wtf me too meeen

  18. B.... I....

    Never enough Mickey.

  19. K.... S....

    yeah doonies is sick along with mickey av

  20. K.... S....

    type o negative pictutes of matchstick men

  21. R.... M....

    I'm not hatin on him he's got plenty of good songs I love to bump, but why does he have so many women all over him when he looks like a lesbian?

    R.... M....

    Ricky Mohar cause he's fame 🤷‍♂️😬

    R.... M....

    Pimp-life character

  22. K.... S....

    mickeys raps are the business

  23. �.... �....

    охуенно просто не уходи продолжай творить

  24. V.... J....

    джон леннон в перемешку с мэрилином менсоном блядь

  25. O.... c....

    lol Alexis Texas at second 22

  26. W.... C....

    With help fro "pictures of matchstick men" Love it and.... Yes i came from doonies 3.

  27. B.... M....

    nice song

  28. D.... S....

    who came from the doonies 3 monster energy

    D.... S....

    I braaaaap but I came here because I'm a Mickey Av fan haha

    D.... S....

    This shits over 10 years old.

    D.... S....

    Dj Smith kskskkxjxjjsjskskskkzskm

    D.... S....

    Me too...

    D.... S....

    Dj Smith me

  29. A.... ....

    Mickey ripps it up once again. whys this guy not all over the radio?

    A.... ....

    ApeCreateVape He was popular in 2005ish. Underground status.

    A.... ....

    ApeCreateVape because he isn't advertising Hennessy.

  30. S.... G....

    great use of a sample.

  31. I.... A....

    Dylan Klebolds dad?

  32. K.... R....

    ПИДОР-РЕПЕР )))) забавно!))))

  33. F.... L....

    have global forum doesn't getting calls his yes forget their understanding gave just k

  34. k.... ....

    did he have to pay for that sample?

  35. B.... ....

    Too scikk!

  36. W.... D....

    The match stick men have pictures of this song.

  37. F.... ....

    awesome music

  38. p.... ....

    Proof women will fuck anyone famous, he is literally one of the ugliest humans in the planet. His music is fire though

    p.... ....

    +plank3000

    You are, literally, one green little bitch.

    p.... ....

    +Laura Batich

    You fucked him?

    p.... ....

    +CreamOf Weber wow good one captain save a ho, take your tongue out of mickeys ass. Are you calling me green because I'm jealous? I would literally rather kill myself than look like Mickey Avalon and have aids, I bet if he jerked off into a cup you would drink it.

    p.... ....

    Try and see beyond meterial world then you may have the answer you are looking for

    p.... ....

    plank3000 you are racist

  39. R.... ....

    Haha, all these uneducated kids in here thinking he is a rich kid. :'D :'D

    R.... ....

    and the lonely guy who thinks he's cool cuz a commetn

  40. C.... C....

    Look at the date this came out and how many plays it has. FAIL

  41. C.... C....

    Anyone here and finish college???

    C.... C....

    I just played this song for a room full of people .. at the end of it this comment got the biggest laugh. thanks

  42. M.... S....

    If his homeless ass got off the drugs maybe his music would be better i used to be à dopé feind ever seince i quit my life been nothing but better fuckit Im High rite now hope i Never wake up

  43. G.... ....

    omg this is horrible.........

    G.... ....

    It's supposed to be. He was on heroin and it's just funny as shit that his Networth is 8Million.

    G.... ....

    @Dylan Griswold I doubt it's "supposed to be" horrible... It's just horrible. He definitely thinks this song is amazing.

    G.... ....

    Nah man. It's all comedy to me. That's why I think he meant for it to be horrible.

    G.... ....

    but ya listened...u got owned

  44. n.... ....

    bad song. if you wanna play the bad boy, you'd better have well written songs with cool hooks to make up for the obvious deficits. less this, more 'my dick'.

    PS i am well aware of the irony of trying to break down micky avalon's career ...and suggesting 'my dick' as a superior melodic attempt

    n.... ....

    His song roll the dice is his best song it shows clever writing and storytelling at a professional level

    n.... ....

    +AlexJones Gaming Wrrong. Run The Jewels is pro level, this is like Varsity in High School maybe.

    n.... ....

    @grape ape 
    To be honest i like mickey avalon because unlike most rappers who sell out like eminem and drake he actually kept his integrity and still pumps out quality rhymes that sometimes have no meaning but have you listened to any other modern rapper

    n.... ....

    +noofalata he is what he is, get over it.

  45. J.... B....

    Mickey,you are the bomb g

  46. B.... C....

    And buy the way i am his doaetr

    B.... C....

    his what?!

    B.... C....

    @Shmuck60 btw - buy the way, lol! :D

  47. G.... A....

    Still pimpin'.

    G.... A....

    Love me some Mickey. 

  48. A.... S....

    this track is bad ass.

  49. C.... C....

    Full grown bratcore.

    C.... C....

    @Divine Ego I even and negative gurll 

  50. A.... ....

    wwooww i got an album of his a few years back and always found myself putting it on randomly here and there and ive just found out he released another album back in jan? jeez im so out the loop im so glad ive found this exited to check out the new choons!! thanx again miky u rock dude :)

  51. C.... L....

    This is the most amateur "official music video" I've ever seen.

    C.... L....

    You must not see a lot then, man. I could show you way worse, Negative Nancy. Hahaha

    C.... L....

    Rock With Me was just Michael Jackson in a sequin suit, dancing.

    C.... L....

    Its a fan made vid, as its got parts from his other vids on it.!

  52. b.... ....

    The dude is awesome. Makes zero apologies and doesn't hide anything in the hopes of pleasing anyone. Love him or hate him, what you see is what you get. Nothing but respect!

  53. 2.... ....

    Mickey Avalon vs Based god lol

  54. D.... G....

    What an insult to Status Quo, hope they sue this fairy! 

    D.... G....

    Your lack of intelligence is apparent.

  55. J.... M....

    I get even. Yep he fucks all yo bitches...

  56. C.... ....

    wow, that's great, but i thought he died

  57. b.... m....

    HA DAMN RIGHT MICKEY IS DA SHIT

  58. S.... S....

    Tight !!!

  59. D.... B....

    Say What?

  60. T.... ....

    Original song is Matchstick Men by Status Quo

    T.... ....

    I was listening to pictures of matchstick men by kasabian and it sounded a lot like this. But maybe that was a cover

    T.... ....

    type o negative also made an awesome cover.

  61. S.... B....

    I was hoping for an actual music video, not vid clips and pics. Not that I didn't enjoy all those sluts <3