Mickey Avalon - Fuckin' Em All Lyrics

His Coc is 13 inch famously long

Looks like Courtney Love trans brother

This guy doesn’t like chicks🤗🤗🤗🤗

He doesn't sound how he looks

I can't really see how Mickey isn't gay. Maybe he is straight though ?

If he's "fuckin em all" and there's always women up on him I'd imagine he's straight..tendencies? Who knows. Video rocks either way

I watched the Joker movie last night and several times I thought “he’s channeling Mickey fucking Avalon”.

And people say eminem is the best white rapper....

This guy has to be the product of a long line of inbreeding.

He walks like he’s atisum

Love him to death

Why not? Or you could be that loser above who will "weep for our future" 👌👈

Nah that's Kevin spaceys baby lol his pool boy toy

SHITS BANGIN

I weep for the future

I guess that means at 1 am I'll be "fuckin em all" without ya

2019 who's still here??????? ♡♡♡♡

Hiiii! Lol

Who's not??? Annnnnddd "By 1 in the morning I'll be fuckin em all"

Looks like Prince if he were white.

,m gay,i,m gay ,a are You? :*

Reminds me of a 7 year old I met in a mental hospital

Legacy can’t dance...not at all

This is literally a gay dude acting straight for fame. Hence why his career died.

@1:06 beardo and mickey boxing lol

Put the lotion on the skin

Strip club music

Dang it's not her

Marilyn Mansons love child with Rose McGowen....

them are some pornstars lmfao thats the best he could get

0:18 is that a tattoo of trisha paytas

Also respect the trippyass Clockwork Orange reference

It's funny because this dude was kinda before my time because he got big in 06 or 07, and I was like 11 in 07, I heard his shit in so many movies and comedy shows or movies to and regular shows/movies, and his songs, especially the "my dick" song always got stuck in my head after Harold and Kumar or other stuff it might of been in a watched a good amount

Mickey Avonalon looks like an STD

Man I wish I discovered this dude when I discovered mgmt in 9th grade in 2011

3:34 of time I'll never get back

Bwahahahaha, your not fucking any of those girls. Go find a dude and stop perpetrating

Dude looks like Marilyn Mansons ugly little sister.

new age Frank Zappa

Mickey, as a math teacher, every time I break a set up into 4, I always say 1 2 3 4, get your booty on the dance floor.

i fucking LOVE Mickey Ave, been bumpin him since high school and won’t ever stop! can’t wait to see him and DIRT NASTY in NJ March 29th! soooo stoked

This guy is clearly what happens when an incel is given a music career.

remember when he used to by drugs from John leguizamo's friends in Son of Sam

he looks like gay Marilyn Manson

I'm trying fukk every hoe in this life

he does look like emaciated exotic bird lmfao

F***in Em All in Slovakia!

Get so many industrial Manson vibes

the only thing he'll be fucking is his sugar daddy.

i would love to do a remix to this

Yeah, I'm still like biting my first. Damn sexy bitch

i'm not feelin his body language

Haha I remember this from back in the day. "Hey baby let me rap at ya. Have you ever been to Africa? Have you ever smoked crack befo(r)e?" Good times.

He reminds me of Jigsaw's puppet Billy from the Saw movies.

transexual

Gamez , bisexual.

Caitlyn Jenner has been busy...

😂😂😂😂

he reminds me of Marilyn Manson.....

Have you ever wanted to be red licrsh on a boat?

This is not the person I expected to see when heard the song "my dick". I'm so disappointed and scared. He looks like some sort of emaciated, exotic bird.

He had a rough childhood, according to few details he's given.He had sold pot with his mother and been addicted to the Heroin and Dope.

He was also a male prostitute

he kinda looks like hipster marilyn manson

im a male prostitute, free too

he's a fucking artist. He's not what you imagine him to be

he punch like a grill but he rocks...

I love this😁

пидар, блядь.

Little known fact. Mickey Avalon's semen is one part spermatosa, one part grenadine, two parts wall filler paste, 25 bits alligator eggs, 16 bits Clearasil, 2 bits sand and one part old Nixon reelection literature.

degaulle30 How did you find this out? You can get paid to test wine instead.

That is oddly specific lol

@nihl hinz lol

fuck yes this my shit

If Marilyn Manson and Sean Penn had a baby..

Just thinking the same thing😭

oh my god, that's perfect

He kinda looks like tim tebow

Marilyn manson and ron jeremy

can't lie, I like this one

So it's a White guy who can't speak correctly.

Befoe? I thought the word was "Before".

As long as she sucks dick and does dishes.....

That chick's ass at 2:00 tho, yummy

+higif damn right

read the comment. then looked up, saw it, rewinded, noted the time. tldr. yummy

Lol!!! It was worth the 2 min wait!!! :)~

awesome :-P

SEXY ASS!

Mickey Av-a-Lon

this is fun ... for 30 seconds ... over it

New York Doll + Real Nigga .

id* ***

wow this is gay is beat that little fuckr silly lmao

he looks way better than he does now with his stupid clown neck tattoo

Shit, I'm down.

I love you Mickey <3

I love Mickey; although I extrapolated those lyrics.

"have you ever smoked crack in Africa before? have you ever smoked crack on a plane before?"

Anybody else thinks he looks kinda like Michael Jackson?

I always understand " Fuck in a mall".

I did an ex in a Fredrick's of Hollywood lol

Hollywooooood! this song is L.A. !

Shouldnt he have guys in the video?

+Smith Cory are you sure?

+Smith Cory he's straight, clearly. I kissed him at his show a week or so ago.

Just a kiss? Gay guys kiss women too.

+Christina Sleight did you get to go to africa and smoke crack?

why do i get the  feeling that the only  guys you kiss are gay

He's the shit

is this guy for real. wow what a fucking clown

This guy is gay?

he's bi... used to be a prostitute in SF from what i hear..

+Bence Dergecz He not gay, nor bi. He's straight... You can be a hooker and be straight...

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Beardo can kick your ass. Dope Shit. Ø3.

wat the fuck is this I could make better shit than this.

+Luis Castro If you could, then you're net worth would be at least 8 million. Which is what Mickey Avalon is worth. So I call bullshit on that.

+Stephen Murphy I say challenge accepted. youll be the first person to see my video get hire than this.

We're still waiting on your video douche bag

Who the fuck r u

@Jean-Pierre Wehry who the fuck is this

Dude looks soooo gay

+Chris Good I automatically assumed giving his ass up too but he claims he was slinging dick to bitches. There are plenty of ugley fat bitches out there that would pay him for dick.

That is exactly right mr. Merrill.

He's bisexual for sure. Maybe he plays the gay angle to get more women

Chris Good he was also a drug dealer and grew up in the worst fucking parts of the streets you could imagine he started slanging drugs and carrying a pistol around the age of like 9-10 years old so I give Mickey a he'll ya thumbs up and he maybe by but has gotten more ass from women then all you haters combined so keep hating haters cause you guys are fucking sorry ass individual's

Bigbucky Lobnow lol he was just selling dime sacks and shyt not like he wqs slanging pounds and kilos.
Lol and what city is he from with the hardest parts?
Mf didnt grow up in no compton, Chicago or Brooklyn, shut up.

This is Andy Dick with long black hair.

A future transJenner just saying

I feel like I should hate this guy...but I don't.

@Dominic Martinez me too

@Dominic Martinez That's funny! So true though

This. He's like a much-less-respectable Justin Timberlake in that respect.

Every body hot to make miney fuck all u haters! He made it u didnt.

Talk about hate...
Dat surname: Did mommy give birth during a Klan Black Mass?
(No pun intended)

Made it lol. If you mean getting fired by interscope records and having a heroine/crack addiction and having everyone around him die of a drug overdose than yes he made it and I didn't

Beardo looks like Frank Zappa xo <3 :-D 

I thought that same thing.

Ok so you do all know he used to be a prostitute right? This dude used to sell his ass for crack. But his music is awesome so who gives a fuck? Just enjoy it.

@Jason Grant "Sell his ass for crack"--no pun intended?

+Jason Grant "his music is awesome" ughh lmao idk about that kiddo, maybe to you

@john jaxon yes his music is anew some to me. I like weird shit.

@john jaxon You need to hear his classic "My Dick."  You don't know what you're missing!  One of the best songs EVER. 

He,s not gay he is all about pussey and fun!

i think he was male prostitute for a period.. dick, pussy, ass I don't take sewage systems too seriously. He seems quite genuine in interviews ive seen.

Little Finger? Anyone?

Anyone else think hes M. Mansons lost brother?

cause  by 1 in the morning  I will b  fuckin them all!!

More cowbell

Sweet! Mah-uuuuuhhhhh!

2 seconds later I had my fist to his jaw. I highly doubt that Mickey lol

BroWTF dude is a savage i seen him throw a punch at a show

Ilove internetpussys ,he's ugly he doesn't care if he gets a black eye.

I've heard stories about him braking bigass securitys jaw, there's pictures of that shit people took

Drugs lol

Live in doubt and you'll go without.