MF Doom - One Beer Lyrics






I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of brew

There's only one beer left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me, do a number on the label
Eat up all they MC's and drink 'em under the table like
"It's on me, put it on my tab kid"
However you get there, foot it, cab it, Iron Horse it
You're leaving on your face, forfeit
I crush the mic, hold it like the heat, he might toss it
Told him tell they stole it, he told her he lost it
She told him "Get off it," and a bunch other more shit
Getting money, DT's be getting no new leads
It's like he eating watermelon stay spitting seed after seed
It's the weed, give me some of what he's drooping off
Soon as he wake up, choking like it was whooping cough
They group been soft
First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off
He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
She asked him to autograph her derriere, it read
"To Wide Load, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd, love, villain"
Take pride in code words
Crooked eye mold nerd geek, with a cold heart
Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
Study how to eat to die, by the pizza guy
No he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezers eye
And squeeze her thigh, maybe give her curves a feel
And the same way she feel it when she flow with nerves of steel
They call the super when they need their back, uhh, plumbing fixed
"How theres only one left? the pack comes in six
Whatever happened to two and three?"
A herb tried to slide with four and five and got caught like, "What you doing G?
Don't make me have to get cutting like truancy
Matter fact not for nothing right now you and me"

Looser than a pair of 'Didas
I hope you brought your spare tweeters
MC's sound like cheerleaders
Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin
DOOM came do the thing again no matter who be blinging
He do it for the smelly hubbies
Seeds know what time it is like it's time for Teletubbies
Few can do it even fewer can sell it
Take it from the dude who wear mask like a tarded helmet

He plots shows like robberies
In and out, one, two, three, no bodies please
Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
The mic is the shottie, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring heat, like ya boy done gone to war
He came in the door, and everybody on the floor
A whole string of jobs, like we on tour
Every night on the score, coming to your corner store

There, it is done
Now that the representative from South Africa has been mind programmed, all of the world's leaders on earth are under my control
And when they meet tomorrow in special session, I, DOOM, shall be voted master of the world
My plan is foolproof but just in case

And what about snow?

And you keep your eyes open
When I tell ya, start snappin'
(Oh yeah, sure)

Uh, ladies and gentlemen
I am risking my life to tell you with great concern that I must warn you
I, I, you must listen
Many among you, have, have, have their minds taken over
(What a story, start snappin')

DOOM, gosh, I wish I'd brought my autograph book
(Your attempts at humor bore me)
Right lead head

You're weird

Why is everyone staring at us?
(Aw, I should have realized we must look like freaks to them)

Relax masseur, just do your thing
(Get a good grip on my)
What? Why I'll bend your read out meter for ya, you little
(Knock it off, Ben)
What's the matter?
(Oh, Ben)
You're nothing but a chicken head
(You overgrown granite head)
(Hold it)





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  1. T.... C....

    Doom 2020

  2. D.... ....

    Doom is my inspiration to writing my owns raps remembering to be lyrical and creative and funny.

  3. C.... F....

    All these people talking about Tyler and Doom both using the same sample but Wiz Khalifa also used this sample. The style is vastly different but the beat is relatively the same. Just appreciate the craft.

  4. F.... Y....

    Odd beer

  5. p.... ....

    Troy Ave and Fabolous Killed This Beat ... Troy Ave Ft. Fabolous - Merlot Part Deux

  6. A.... A....

    3:07 DOOM???? Gosh I wish I brought my autograph book

  7. K.... S....

    My first time EVER ONLINE IN OVER 2 YEARS.....

  8. t.... w....

    DOOM....

  9. 3.... ....

    0:19 what is that high pitched call sampled from? that sound is so ingrained into my head but I completely forgot where it's from.

    3.... ....

    Odd Toddlers from Tyler, the Creator. It's slowed down

  10. s.... -....

    Best part is that it seems like he’s not even trying

    s.... -....

    he isn't, wouldnt be surprised if he freestyles ecerything lmao. he's the fucking god of this shit

  11. B.... S....

    like ab soul and tyler the creator had a kid

  12. K.... ....

    suicide boys sampled this?

    K.... ....

    Which song?

    K.... ....

    @durk diggler HARVE$T MOON

    K.... ....

    @durk diggler 0:19

  13. A.... X....

    Anybody still here in 2019 ?

  14. L.... ....

    Who here from Odd Toddlers?

  15. W.... M....

    This beat is soooo dope

  16. S.... U....

    Best underground rappers !!!!

  17. A.... S....

    The 708 who disliked this get drunk off of one beer

  18. M.... H....

    3:05-4:19 I'm trying to find this instrumental

    M.... H....

    Makai Hassan Rhamdas if u find it, let me know

    M.... H....

    SiIvaMander I will try my best

    M.... H....

    Try googling the words of dialogue

    M.... H....

    It’s probably from old doom cartoon that’s where he usually gets it

    M.... H....

    There's a video about whole samples used in 'MM.. FOOD?'

  19. M.... A....

    the ones that dont drink beer dissliked this video

  20. p.... o....

    wiz had this sample 2 but i rly cant remember what song it was

  21. e.... b....

    This nigga was too ahead of his time

  22. T.... F....

    https://soundcloud.com/moretaylessyou/taygloxx-pokket-rokket

  23. J.... T....

    Who's from Vox?

  24. J.... M....

    This whole album was prophetic 🔥

  25. J.... A....

    yellowman

  26. S.... S....

    When I listen to DOOM I feel like this man had so much fun making these songs.

  27. M.... D....

    Why do I hate this as much as I dislike mumble rappers

    M.... D....

    Because your stupid

  28. D.... J....

    YOUR FRIEND’S FIRST DOOM SONG.

  29. M.... ....

    15 Years.. Cheers

  30. C.... B....

    Happy 15th anniversary!

  31. A.... A....

    Produce section of America

  32. A.... S....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHSFA0qev8&list=PLjb5kMzP2zokABtLbZSd0-AWo_-fQ_vos&index=6

  33. D.... ....

    I hope we don't lose these songs like the hieroglyphs....

  34. d.... p....

    My brother and sister got me on this shit

  35. M.... M....

    Boi u got some fire in ya cereal

  36. O.... L....

    If you read the lyrics and listen to the song at the same time it's like poetry 💪

  37. T.... C....

    There's only 1 beer left!

  38. A.... ....

    When you go from doom song to doom song and each time think "this could be his best song"...

  39. M.... M....

    unpopular opinion:


    I like the way tyler pitch shifted it lower and slowed it down. sounds nicer. other than that I give credit to DOOM making this awesome beat/discovering this huit octobre 1971 beat

    M.... M....

    also Tyler made the sample go a bit longer...

  40. C.... P....

    DOOM for President in 2020

  41. S.... ....

    So this is where Tyler sampled that one song in bastard

  42. H.... ....

    PEOPLE IN 2019 CHECK OUT MY COVER OF ONE BEER SHOW ME LOVE IF YOU FUCK WIT IT. PLEASE & THANK YOU #MFDOOM #ALLCAPS

  43. M.... S....

    I thought Blueface is off beat...

    M.... S....

    Read the lyrics for it while listening, it'll sound much better.

  44. c.... e....

    Such a classic

  45. r.... ....

    MF Doom is next level!

  46. r.... ....

    MF Doom is next level!

  47. F.... ....

    Damn, Bastard ain’t even on Apple Music though. Both are great though, one beer and odd toddlers.

  48. M.... ....

    There is still 16 beers in the fridge. Everything is fine.

  49. L.... ....

    Y’all do know that Tyler the creator remix this in the bastard album

    L.... ....

    Who cares check out my cover of ONE BEER LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK FUCK TYLER

  50. M.... S....

    This sounds like something I’d hear on adult swim.

    M.... S....

    Adult swim had Mf doom come into the studio and talk as santa for one of their christmas specials. Its great stuff!

    M.... S....

    @HEX yeah nah, get fucked.

    M.... S....

    You probably did bro

    M.... S....

    Adult Swim has been using DOOM for like 15 years

    M.... S....

    @big lez mate Woah.

  51. B.... M....

    TTC brought me here

  52. H.... ....

    People in 2019 still bumpin this, check out my version of one beer and let me know what you think!! #MFDOOM

  53. C.... ....

    Tyler brought me here 4 years ago , I’m grateful for that

  54. W.... M....

    This track reminds me skateboarding in New York it just has one of those vibes like a belongs in a skate video of something.

  55. T.... C....

    course tyler used it.in hip hop to be sampled is respect. no one ever sayshit boutaallll the cartooooons he sample

  56. A.... C....

    wiz khalifa- visions

  57. d.... ....

    For the real alcoholics

  58. p.... ....

    Only DOOM would open a song with Cole Porter

  59. G.... S....

    love MF

  60. D.... K....

    Am I the only one who fucking loves the outro?

  61. m.... ....

    There is NOTHING better than this

  62. S.... K....

    Its fucking awesome! fucking awesome!

  63. d.... ....

    I'm drinking one beer in 2019 while I'm listening to one beer from almost 20 years ago and this track aged like wine.

    d.... ....

    Are you an alcoholic?

    d.... ....

    Honesty? Underated comment.

    d.... ....

    20 years? Wasn't this released in 2004?

    d.... ....

    @NigNogNas 15 years = almost 20 years

    d.... ....

    Check me out fuckers I covered ONE BEER let me know what your think

  64. p.... ....

    shit SUCKS KID,

  65. J.... J....

    I’m really trying to get into DOOM...I like how dope his beats and technical skills are but his voice & flow kinda throws the vibe off of every song.

    J.... J....

    Jovan James not mine check me out I covered ONE BEER

  66. M.... M....

    This shit is fantastic

  67. S.... ....

    DOOM is one of the top 5 MCs of all time...and he ain't number 5

  68. Z.... W....

    anyone else think the opening line was a Busta jab... Busta had Everything Remains Raw where he yelled "There's only 5 years left".... a lot lol. so as soon as I heard "there's only one beer left, rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf", I thought about Busta yelling on that track over and over lol...

  69. N.... P....

    she told him get off it and a bunch of other more shit

  70. -.... S....

    Let’s not forget the fire sample by Wiz Khalifa on Visions.

  71. H.... P....

    M F D O O M

  72. E.... M....

    Mr Doom came a long way since KMD

  73. A.... H....

    Who’s still listing to this masterpiece?💯

  74. S.... a....

    Famous Dex sampled this song in a song

  75. S.... M....

    2019 where's my villains at ?

    S.... M....

    Sebastien Mehdi BANOR right here dawg check out my cover of ONE BEER 🙏🏽🙏🏽

  76. A.... M....

    Doom for President 2020

  77. B.... ....

    Does the guy who posted this have his name based off the GhostFace Song that samples MF DOOMs orange blossoms or is that coincidence

  78. M.... ....

    My favorite doom song 🔥

  79. D.... s....

    This song is so great it gives me hard 90s vibes

  80. X.... S....

    Lol there's a miller lite ad when I searched for this song

    X.... S....

    Elexander The Great if you’ve never put your trust in anything, put your trust in me and check out my fucking cover of ONE BEER 🍻

  81. C.... D....

    The Hip Hop Mad Scientist!!!!

  82. [.... p....

    STEEZ 47

  83. I.... V....

    one of my fav hip hop samples and song of all time.

  84. J.... F....

    Reminds me of a great time in my life

  85. N.... B....

    DOOM 4 PRESIDENT 2020.....

  86. j.... m....

    man them drums!!!!!💯💥💥💥💥

  87. h.... ....

    good song to get stuck in your head

  88. l.... p....

    The best

  89. m.... ....

    Doom is the fucking man

  90. D.... T....

    Hey! I landed here with literally one Sculpin left! How apropos.

  91. J.... V....

    Notice how this album explains how rappers behave today. damn Hip hop was really better back then

  92. S.... D....

    Cortex - Huit Octobre

  93. A.... N....

    I'd live in Doom's World!

  94. V.... R....

    odd todlers