MF Doom - Microwave Mayo Lyrics

"Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession /
Keep guessin, it gets deeper than depression /
The power of suggestion, wake a sleeper, peep the lesson /
Dig that beat, ripped it with metal fingers, and stomped it with big fat feet /
And you know what they say, cut the hay /
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all gray /
Metallic with a ruby stone, rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on /
Hardcore porn, did his own stunts, writ his own rhymes, and split his own blunts /
Once... In a while, every other minute, eyes popped out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach /
Steady on his bidness, and ready with an ill pitch, keep some bad bilznich like Denny Kucilimiznich from the Ill Snitch /"

Bro are these bars real? DOOM never ceases to amaze me.

doom isnt even good

anyone else brought here by recomendations? let's vibe together lads

Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession

Favorite Doom song. Probably one
Of the hardest Rap songs ever.

This video is fucking haaaaaaard

97 government agents dislike this masterpiece

His bars are doomulated.

If you listen to the lyrics this is about how the game puts out shitty hits after hits. Mayonaisse is already shitty to most and microwaves cook up shit quick.

2019 the cinematography in this video still goes hard!

Mayonnaise...Dumile. " it's the, they came back to roast"

Classics never get old, they just get iller.

Fantastic Four wants to know your location

THEME SONG

Why doom hasnt released this beat!

Fucken love ditty

1:34 my life story short and simple

Dope shit!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

jam it at least ten times a day bro frfr

this is real hip hop!

Interesting.

Good stuff...

Shan creek general Haworth

Was dope back then. Still is. Must Buy the LP finally.

When he says microwave mayonaise I throw up in my mouth a lil bit and swallow it. Every time.

top 5 Hip-Hop artists
1. DOOM
2. Viktor Vaughn
3. King Geedorah
4. Metal fingers
5. Zev Love X

My bad 😂😂😂😂😂

Doom ripped the fuck outta this track

zev love X comes second

@Talking Back ALL CAPS

Young PHoFy the real list

Still blows my mind this was 2009

Chain smoking bidi's til his brain broken completely

YO THE VIRGIN RECORD STORE ON UNION SQUARE. I DIGGGGG.

Remember finding this is middle school. Still one of my favorite DOOM tracks

Freestyln wid ice cold style nd heavy punchlines

if u like mf doom

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live from smallville lordpharoahking

gets deeper than depression

what a trip lol

ЛАЙК, ЕСЛИ ОТ ОГЕЛА

Video is nice..track is famous...i like it

This is fuking heavy.

is this san francisco

Wherrs Spider-Man he flows better

Dig that beat

Genius....

"Gems, collection of BRATS, teams and hats..."

Who or what are brats? Like pigs in german? Anyone knows exactly what this stands for?

the sound a gun makes.

I found that on geniuslyrics...tnx for helping to decipher rhymes

Oh ok, great. Peace.

MF DOOM & the late great Sean Price would have killed shit on any trak.

[Verse]
Chain-smoking beedies 'til his brain's broken completely
Get back on his feet, work out, and eat some Wheaties
Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom
Had him in the cobra clutch when he spat the mad hymn
Gems, collection of *brrrrrrat*'s, Timbs and hats
Had no time for the pitty-pat, I'll give him that
The rhythm hit him back with a right hook
Shook it off, caught a shiner, thought it was an aight look
Depends on the shades, the end of days fades
Pretenders lay in dazes on stages, Du-malaise
Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise
His own way was strange but it matters not
Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
Rapper jocks need to put a sock their chatterbox
The block got light of IOC stock
Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock"
It's them, they came home to roost y'all
And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small, any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession
Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson
Dig that beat
Ripped it with Metal Fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
And you know what they say, cut the hay
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated
But today it's all grey, metallic with a ruby stone
Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
Hardcore porn, did his own stunts
Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
Once in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
Steady on his business and ready with an ill pitch
Keeps a bad bilznitch like Denny Kucimilznitch
No hitch, just a shit-load of spit and sneeze
Strictly G stacking up off a rack of hidden fees
Rap is like the gay club strip tease
With hippies on the yip saying "Hey bub, grip these"
They screaming for attention
Beaming at the mention of a scary demon convention
You could cut the tension with a switchblade
And serve it on the same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
Filleted, persuaded the chambermaid
To bet her paycheck on a get-naked game of spades
Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
Caution, faint taste of microwave mayonnaise
"Doom has taken over every continent"

mohamed yassine Mazouzi 💯

Thank you!

Respect 💯

Why the fuck did i doom? hooked.

The finest is my fav

DOOM IS

Hardcore porn, did his own stunts
Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
Once in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
Steady on his business and ready with an ill pitch
Keeps a bad bilznitch like Denny Kucimilznitch

who the fuck is Denny Kucimilznitch

Step Stevenson it's a reference to Dennis Kucinich, a former congressman/presidential candidate that has a really hot wife and ex-wife lol

"Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
Once in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach"

OMFG!
This Dude's a LEGEND!

"Rude Like The Type Of Dude You Can Write A Movie On.
Hardcore Porn! Did His Own Stunts.
Writ His Own Rhymes
And Split His Own Blunts, Once."

#SoundsOfDopeness

This shit is to good... just omggggg

Is there anyone in hip hop more talented than Doom?

Nah!

always keeps a bad bilznich like denny kucimilznich

rapper jocks.. need to put a sock in they chatter box

Is this a Marvel Select action figure, or Legends? That's what's important here

Samuel Reyes I dunno, I'm going mad looking for it, I want to buy this for my gf who's a figure collector and a DOOM fan, but I haven't seen anything on this figure

MF DOOM'S FANBOI Bruh just type in Marvel Dr DOOM figure and they have them for sale online. even says Walmart has one

MF DOOM'S FANBOI Not sure you'll find this exact one, but it's Dr DOOM so it will be identical

Fuckin MF doom is like a colony of Ants investigating a beat. EVERYTHING GETS COVERED!!! This is hands down one of the BEST Artist EVER!!!

Microwave Mayonaisse is the best!!!

yep sounds like microwaved mayonnaise to me!!!

golden lyrics

Only whack people don't like DOOM

This still bangz.. Real Hip Hip never dies.

bornnn lyk dis

In my opinion this is by far the most lyrically playful song possibly ever. A true example of the talent of DOOM, even the beat is impossibly hard for anybody else to rhyme over.

I still like Vomitspit more

I vote Coco Mango. This is the highest level of lyricism. I almost went to the ER hearing DOOM verse
https://youtu.be/ADSFZRPIktM

'With hippies on the yip screaming hey bub grip these' 😂

Fucking dope track

What happened with Freestyle Fletcher?

DOOM not on vacation anymore :D

Microwave Mayonaisse ...ill

I was looking for this one

This video rules.

classic.

bass sounds off

@Aya Bear
it sounds like it was recorded in single audio not stereo thats what I mean by it sounds off.

can confirm

doom wanted it that way if he didnt he wouldn't have laced the track! lol

good Doom album mane

"you could cut the tension with a switchblade and serve it on the same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made" destroyed and lyric Future, Designer, Uzi, King Los, Drake, any pop style that ever ghostwrote anything in this fabric of space and time ever spit.

Reel Dirtie you're right

Reel Dirtie but gimmick rap is so OP. Makes MF DOOM and Emanon and Guilty Simpson

Reel Dirtie not stand out. Gimmick rappers for 15yrs have dominated the game. The more offensive and in the face the more popular. Kendrick and Em did this too. Tyler and OF too.

Bars arent everything

FILET'D

DOOM CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
DOOM:NO
ME:AHHHHHH I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH

your profile pic of Ride represents your comment pretty well

Jazzy Goddess you know I love me some death grips

Ever since I started listening to this song I just refer to kindergarden as "collection of brats"

https://soundcloud.com/doctorclaw2084

im so high i looked at the whole damn video. lol

Zev Love X!!!

+Nowar Peaceout what you know about Zeb Luv X. UR too young to know about Gas Face email me: prince [email protected]

Chambers Street/Brooklyn Bridge, and Union Square,NYC. The old virgin megastore wow.

DOOM ATE LAYS

MICROWAVE MAYONAISE!

dig that beat, rip you with metal fingers and stomp you with big black feet

damn MF DOOM spitting flames like it's nothin

+jack inthecrack

Fucking with space and time

man, he just that good

jack inthecrack DOOM in all caps.....

"split his own blunts once" aye

+Adam Ramirez "...in a while, every other minute"

"Hardcore Porn! Did his own stunts... Writ' his own Rhymes..."

I like the beat just before he rhymes gets u

..just searching for mayonnaise in a microwave.
# curiousity.

So FreestyleFletcher IS MF DOOM? God damn it, this man is the anti-hero of rap.

+RCKTBNS i heard somewhere that he trolled his own videos using the fletcher youtube channel.. i dont know if it is true

+Adrian Goodman Such a sick rumor, true or not. Its seems like it would end up being a rap for him.

So FreestyleFletcher IS MF DOOM? God damn it, this man is the anti-hero of rap.

ahahah what a really cool video, shouldve seen thus earlier tho

This track is insane. Doesn't matter how many times you heard it

Doom got such a boner for original cast of star trek

Ralph Dorey DOOM always has top taste

Also TNG. He references Worf on the regular

And the line “Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated” is a quote from the Borg from TNG

Lucu sekali

*DOOOOOOOOM*.

Can't believe anyone would thumbs down this song or video.

nice straight up

Dope video for the dopess MC!