MF Doom - Microwave Mayo Lyrics




Chain smokin beedies til his brain's broken completely
Get back on his feet, work out and eat some Wheaties
Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom
Had em in the cobra clutch, when he spat the mad hymn gems
Collection of brats, timbs and hats
Had no time for the pitty pat, I'll give em that
The rhythm hit em back with a right hook
Shook it off, quarter shiner, thought it was a aight look
Depends on the shades, the end of days fades
Pretenders lay in dazes on stages
DOOM malaise
Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise
His own way was strange but it matters not
Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
Rapper jocks... need to put a sock in they chatter box
The block got lied to VIAC stock
Folks gather round it's no joke like knock knock
It's them, they came home to roost ya'll
And watch em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small. Any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession
Keep guessin'
It gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion awake or sleep, peep the lesson
Dig that beat
Ripped it with metal fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
And you know what they say: cut the hay
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey
Metallic wood or ruby stone
Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
Hardcore porn - did his own stunts
Read his own rhymes, and split his own blunts
Once... in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
Steady on his business, and ready with a ill pitch
Keep some bad bills niche like Denny Wills & Mill snitch
No hitch, just a sh*tload of spit and sneeze
Strictly G's stackin up, off the rack the hidden fees
Rappers like the gay club strip tease
With hippies on the yip sayin "hey bub grip these"
They screamin for attention
Deemin' at the mention of a scary demon convention
You could cut the tension wit a switchblade
And serve it on a same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
Filleted, pursueded the chamber maid
To bet her paycheck on a get naked game of spades
Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
Coursin fate, taste of microwave mayonnaise





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  1. Kyle Broussard

    "Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession /
    Keep guessin, it gets deeper than depression /
    The power of suggestion, wake a sleeper, peep the lesson /
    Dig that beat, ripped it with metal fingers, and stomped it with big fat feet /
    And you know what they say, cut the hay /
    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all gray /
    Metallic with a ruby stone, rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on /
    Hardcore porn, did his own stunts, writ his own rhymes, and split his own blunts /
    Once... In a while, every other minute, eyes popped out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach /
    Steady on his bidness, and ready with an ill pitch, keep some bad bilznich like Denny Kucilimiznich from the Ill Snitch /"

    Bro are these bars real? DOOM never ceases to amaze me.

  2. DONUT

    doom isnt even good

  3. Ferrie

    anyone else brought here by recomendations? let's vibe together lads

  4. Thomas Colley

    Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession

  5. Harry Pool

    Favorite Doom song. Probably one
    Of the hardest Rap songs ever.

  6. tick 2000

    This video is fucking haaaaaaard

  7. Bvnkboy Fuego

    97 government agents dislike this masterpiece

  8. Deonte

    His bars are doomulated.

  9. Jakaya Wilson

    If you listen to the lyrics this is about how the game puts out shitty hits after hits. Mayonaisse is already shitty to most and microwaves cook up shit quick.

  10. Ty_ teynium

    2019 the cinematography in this video still goes hard!

  11. Fortune Thusi

    Mayonnaise...Dumile. " it's the, they came back to roast"

  12. samax amen

    Classics never get old, they just get iller.

  13. Slim Shady

    Fantastic Four wants to know your location

  14. HARDDAYSNIGHT

    THEME SONG

  15. AEH92

    Why doom hasnt released this beat!

  16. Loren Abell

    Fucken love ditty

  17. penguins can fly

    1:34 my life story short and simple

  18. Dmaccabees

    Dope shit!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

  19. Jooshua

    jam it at least ten times a day bro frfr

  20. TheOneToRecon

    this is real hip hop!

  21. wok

    Interesting.

  22. Omid Iranpanah

    Good stuff...

  23. Noah Forester

    Shan creek general Haworth

  24. Kool Kiff 269

    Was dope back then. Still is. Must Buy the LP finally.

  25. Anthony Mall

    When he says microwave mayonaise I throw up in my mouth a lil bit and swallow it. Every time.

  26. Anthony Mall

    top 5 Hip-Hop artists
    1. DOOM
    2. Viktor Vaughn
    3. King Geedorah
    4. Metal fingers
    5. Zev Love X

    Marlon Carthy

    My bad 😂😂😂😂😂

    Talking Back

    Doom ripped the fuck outta this track

    Imre Csebits

    zev love X comes second

    Lain

    @Talking Back ALL CAPS

    Johnny

    Young PHoFy the real list

  27. LuLuAndTheJerks

    Still blows my mind this was 2009

  28. Sa Poppin

    Chain smoking bidi's til his brain broken completely

  29. Brandon Kieran

    YO THE VIRGIN RECORD STORE ON UNION SQUARE. I DIGGGGG.

  30. Fault

    Remember finding this is middle school. Still one of my favorite DOOM tracks

  31. Willie Green

    Freestyln wid ice cold style nd heavy punchlines

  32. Beats By ILLO

    if u like mf doom

  33. Beats By ILLO

    https://soundcloud.com/user-780270869

  34. Lord PHROAH

    follow this comment sub....... when am radio didnt exsist ............ what made it still exist...... cause on a crystal radio....... the oldies is a diffrent year...... if you can hear that satellite talking the way you here me talk sometimes...... through the compurter..... on the channels with my comments...... but with am radio you can hear a manned satelite in space sometimes...... and boy oh boy I got one dreamed up thats strait outa superman and shit........
    live from smallville lordpharoahking

  35. Tony Bandanna

    gets deeper than depression

  36. Tony Bandanna

    what a trip lol

  37. Comics news

    ЛАЙК, ЕСЛИ ОТ ОГЕЛА

  38. M B

    Video is nice..track is famous...i like it

  39. sethdressing

    This is fuking heavy.

  40. hoppyKnitz

    is this san francisco

  41. Louie Mendoza

    Wherrs Spider-Man he flows better

  42. Adam Lat

    Dig that beat

  43. REECE BANKS

    Genius....

  44. Tomaž Šajnič

    "Gems, collection of BRATS, teams and hats..."

    Who or what are brats? Like pigs in german? Anyone knows exactly what this stands for?

    Justa Kenyan

    the sound a gun makes.

    Tomaž Šajnič

    I found that on geniuslyrics...tnx for helping to decipher rhymes

    Justa Kenyan

    Oh ok, great. Peace.

  45. Ikeuri ONUNAKU

    MF DOOM & the late great Sean Price would have killed shit on any trak.

  46. mohamed yassine Mazouzi

    [Verse]
    Chain-smoking beedies 'til his brain's broken completely
    Get back on his feet, work out, and eat some Wheaties
    Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom
    Had him in the cobra clutch when he spat the mad hymn
    Gems, collection of *brrrrrrat*'s, Timbs and hats
    Had no time for the pitty-pat, I'll give him that
    The rhythm hit him back with a right hook
    Shook it off, caught a shiner, thought it was an aight look
    Depends on the shades, the end of days fades
    Pretenders lay in dazes on stages, Du-malaise
    Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise
    His own way was strange but it matters not
    Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
    Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
    Rapper jocks need to put a sock their chatterbox
    The block got light of IOC stock
    Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock"
    It's them, they came home to roost y'all
    And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball
    She's too small, any questions?
    Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession
    Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression
    The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson
    Dig that beat
    Ripped it with Metal Fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
    And you know what they say, cut the hay
    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated
    But today it's all grey, metallic with a ruby stone
    Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
    Hardcore porn, did his own stunts
    Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
    Once in a while, every other minute
    Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
    Steady on his business and ready with an ill pitch
    Keeps a bad bilznitch like Denny Kucimilznitch
    No hitch, just a shit-load of spit and sneeze
    Strictly G stacking up off a rack of hidden fees
    Rap is like the gay club strip tease
    With hippies on the yip saying "Hey bub, grip these"
    They screaming for attention
    Beaming at the mention of a scary demon convention
    You could cut the tension with a switchblade
    And serve it on the same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
    Filleted, persuaded the chambermaid
    To bet her paycheck on a get-naked game of spades
    Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
    Caution, faint taste of microwave mayonnaise
    "Doom has taken over every continent"

    sinclair1420

    mohamed yassine Mazouzi 💯

    MF DOOM Madvillain

    Thank you!

    Official Replik

    Respect 💯

  47. SNEVIN MC

    Why the fuck did i doom? hooked.

  48. Khalil Goldwire

    The finest is my fav

  49. High on acid

    DOOM IS

  50. Step Stevenson

    Hardcore porn, did his own stunts
    Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
    Once in a while, every other minute
    Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
    Steady on his business and ready with an ill pitch
    Keeps a bad bilznitch like Denny Kucimilznitch

    Step Stevenson

    who the fuck is Denny Kucimilznitch

    RLCIZZLE3434

    Step Stevenson it's a reference to Dennis Kucinich, a former congressman/presidential candidate that has a really hot wife and ex-wife lol

  51. Melanatedone

    "Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts
    Once in a while, every other minute
    Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach"

    OMFG!
    This Dude's a LEGEND!

  52. ZnikslitelpmuR

    "Rude Like The Type Of Dude You Can Write A Movie On.
    Hardcore Porn! Did His Own Stunts.
    Writ His Own Rhymes
    And Split His Own Blunts, Once."

    #SoundsOfDopeness

  53. lakaisk8er96

    This shit is to good... just omggggg

  54. SteveH

    Is there anyone in hip hop more talented than Doom?

    Nah!

  55. Mother Night

    always keeps a bad bilznich like denny kucimilznich

  56. drayzin_thaDaMAnT

    rapper jocks.. need to put a sock in they chatter box

  57. Samuel Reyes

    Is this a Marvel Select action figure, or Legends? That's what's important here

    Carlorizzi 666

    Samuel Reyes I dunno, I'm going mad looking for it, I want to buy this for my gf who's a figure collector and a DOOM fan, but I haven't seen anything on this figure

    Mind Flowers

    MF DOOM'S FANBOI Bruh just type in Marvel Dr DOOM figure and they have them for sale online. even says Walmart has one

    Mind Flowers

    MF DOOM'S FANBOI Not sure you'll find this exact one, but it's Dr DOOM so it will be identical

  58. Venom Spartan

    Fuckin MF doom is like a colony of Ants investigating a beat. EVERYTHING GETS COVERED!!! This is hands down one of the BEST Artist EVER!!!

  59. Mr.H

    Microwave Mayonaisse is the best!!!

  60. M Vasquez

    yep sounds like microwaved mayonnaise to me!!!

  61. degas5000

    golden lyrics

  62. Tarik Asylum

    Only whack people don't like DOOM

  63. Paul Hill

    This still bangz.. Real Hip Hip never dies.

  64. suge nite

    bornnn lyk dis

  65. MF SPAWN

    In my opinion this is by far the most lyrically playful song possibly ever. A true example of the talent of DOOM, even the beat is impossibly hard for anybody else to rhyme over.

    Andrew Gumbiner

    I still like Vomitspit more

    Lee Smoove

    I vote Coco Mango. This is the highest level of lyricism. I almost went to the ER hearing DOOM verse
    https://youtu.be/ADSFZRPIktM

  66. Angel Gonzalez

    'With hippies on the yip screaming hey bub grip these' 😂

  67. J Dawg

    Fucking dope track

  68. Nathan Young

    What happened with Freestyle Fletcher?

    Pangeaner

    DOOM not on vacation anymore :D

  69. nextgenera...

    Microwave Mayonaisse ...ill

  70. Tuxcz

    I was looking for this one

  71. Michael Colello

    This video rules.

  72. Ray Murf

    classic.

  73. Miklo Maez-Garcia

    bass sounds off

    Miklo Maez-Garcia

    @Aya Bear
    it sounds like it was recorded in single audio not stereo thats what I mean by it sounds off.

    BleachMeUpScotty

    can confirm

    3rd World Fitness Motivation

    doom wanted it that way if he didnt he wouldn't have laced the track! lol

  74. Donovan Davila

    good Doom album mane

  75. Reel Dirtie

    "you could cut the tension with a switchblade and serve it on the same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made" destroyed and lyric Future, Designer, Uzi, King Los, Drake, any pop style that ever ghostwrote anything in this fabric of space and time ever spit.

    Twisted Gambit

    Reel Dirtie you're right

    Twisted Gambit

    Reel Dirtie but gimmick rap is so OP. Makes MF DOOM and Emanon and Guilty Simpson

    Twisted Gambit

    Reel Dirtie not stand out. Gimmick rappers for 15yrs have dominated the game. The more offensive and in the face the more popular. Kendrick and Em did this too. Tyler and OF too.

    Jazz59107

    Bars arent everything

  76. MeteoBlitz

    FILET'D

  77. MeteoBlitz

    DOOM CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
    DOOM:NO
    ME:AHHHHHH I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH

    wissen

    your profile pic of Ride represents your comment pretty well

    MeteoBlitz

    Jazzy Goddess you know I love me some death grips

  78. drexler456

    Ever since I started listening to this song I just refer to kindergarden as "collection of brats"

  79. Doctor Claw

    https://soundcloud.com/doctorclaw2084

  80. SouthFlorida’96

    im so high i looked at the whole damn video. lol

  81. Nowar Peaceout

    Zev Love X!!!

    Tuck AKA The Prince of the Ghetto

    +Nowar Peaceout what you know about Zeb Luv X. UR too young to know about Gas Face email me: prince [email protected]

  82. 94 Crates

    Chambers Street/Brooklyn Bridge, and Union Square,NYC. The old virgin megastore wow.

  83. n00yawk

    DOOM ATE LAYS

    HeavenOrHell74

    MICROWAVE MAYONAISE!

    HeavenOrHell74

    dig that beat, rip you with metal fingers and stomp you with big black feet

  84. Godspeed []

    damn MF DOOM spitting flames like it's nothin

    briantotse3

    +jack inthecrack

    Fucking with space and time

    Cnote Ali

    man, he just that good

    clrkkdd12

    jack inthecrack DOOM in all caps.....

  85. Adam Ramirez

    "split his own blunts once" aye

    Josiah Bedrosian

    +Adam Ramirez "...in a while, every other minute"

    Juan Luna

    "Hardcore Porn! Did his own stunts... Writ' his own Rhymes..."

  86. petroglyph79

    I like the beat just before he rhymes gets u

  87. UnTamed Extras

    ..just searching for mayonnaise in a microwave.
    # curiousity.

  88. Adrian Goodman

    So FreestyleFletcher IS MF DOOM? God damn it, this man is the anti-hero of rap.

    Adrian Goodman

    +RCKTBNS i heard somewhere that he trolled his own videos using the fletcher youtube channel.. i dont know if it is true

    rippledowle

    +Adrian Goodman Such a sick rumor, true or not. Its seems like it would end up being a rap for him.

  89. Adrian Goodman

    So FreestyleFletcher IS MF DOOM? God damn it, this man is the anti-hero of rap.

  90. smelly caravans

    ahahah what a really cool video, shouldve seen thus earlier tho

  91. themadsamplist

    This track is insane. Doesn't matter how many times you heard it

  92. Ralph Dorey

    Doom got such a boner for original cast of star trek

    Carlorizzi 666

    Ralph Dorey DOOM always has top taste

    P. Ur.

    Also TNG. He references Worf on the regular

    P. Ur.

    And the line “Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated” is a quote from the Borg from TNG

  93. suhar tono

    Lucu sekali

  94. Justin Widle

    *DOOOOOOOOM*.

  95. sorstudios

    Can't believe anyone would thumbs down this song or video.

  96. rachella renar

    nice straight up

  97. Wu-Blood Kin

    Dope video for the dopess MC!