MF Doom - Kon Queso Lyrics






...Give it a sec for the pain to start
This wreck right here it ain't for the faint of heart
They thought they saw the worst verse
From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
Once they get to know us people dig us
Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggaz
Inventor of the more demented flow nobody doubt it
This go for if ya bout it bout it or rowdy rowdy
Whatever's clever the master fold
Who every hooka heard a but now HO NO
If we see tomorrow the next day classes
The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
Have no fear the ninja here
Feel em like the tinge in ya ear from drinkin ginger beer
When it's on loco head gon' lay low
And heat it like beef patty coco bread con queso
If you say so lace the whole case load
They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
He told em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halo's
Say OH if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash then a stash in a peso
Okay yo ya'll know who to follow
Tie em up in the crib and leave the place hollow
..Oh shoot the goose shes loose
So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce
Troops askin truce truce
Today on intense wreck week
We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
It's all part of my mental techniques
Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came to gain ya support
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make ya daughta laugh
Then slaughta the ass
Seem em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
Do something and never be back once he leave the scene
Keep more medicated pads then Stridex
For his own sidewrecks with no known side effects
Before you press charges use ya noodle
So what when he grab the mic he scratch ya cute cuticles
Keep ya mouth shut everything'll be beautiful
It would be often rude to you now get back to ya hooty hoo
Damnit it ain't worth the drama can it
From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
Boom reschedule my noon with Britt Hume (Doom!)
In love with Mary Jane she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that webhead what a lame brain
Maintain say it don't spray it
Wanna see ya girl again ya might as well pay it
If I had a dime for every rhymer who bust guns
I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
One two microphone checker
First learned to neck off a Home-Ec homewrecker
This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage its like a gauge to the rib cage
Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar
Jump off the stage like "Yee haw!"





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  1. A.... H....

    The only thing bad about this song is MF could name it "Kon Keso" and he didn't.

  2. S.... S....

    oh shoot the goose is loose

  3. E.... V....

    More money then pesos 🕸🕪

  4. J.... G....

    Is it just me or does mf doom sound like immortal tech sometimes, i can tell them apart but sometimes its like tech just hopped on the track

  5. C.... S....

    Someone chop and screw this please

  6. J.... N....

    This shits atmospheric with a dab of phonk . Amazing

  7. S.... g....

    This beat was produced named PNS. not DOOM. For anyone who doesnt know this.

  8. D.... _....

    "Oh shoot, the goose is loose, so wild you couldn't chase it down wit straight juice juice...frown lime the first time ya ate coose coose"🤣🔥 my dad put me on to DOOM

  9. R.... A....

    quesadillas

  10. W.... W....

    "Frowned like the first time he tasted cous cous" 🤣

  11. S.... C....

    "And jump off the stage like yeehaw!"

  12. S.... g....

    This beat was actually produced by producer called RNS.

  13. C.... G....

    I swear, I still laugh my azz off when he says "yee haw". Track is so dope

  14. D.... T....

    Almost 2020 and DOOM is still timeless

  15. J.... M....

    DOOM is real hip hop no hooks just beats and rhymes 🔥💯

  16. F.... !....

    “Welcome, I’m Darwin Deez, join me as we venture through the cosmos”

  17. F.... ....

    I usually don't like rap, but this is incredible. My friend loves MF Doom, and I can't wait to tell him that I just heard my first song from him! Definately gonna check out more! Classy af.

    F.... ....

    He is the only rapper you will like no one compares

  18. M.... H....

    jump on red dead like YEE HAW

  19. L.... B....

    Oh shit the goose is loose,so wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice!

  20. L.... B....

    One word,"COLD"!

  21. v.... ....

    ...Give it a sec for the pain to start
    This wreck right here it ain't for the faint of heart
    They thought they saw the worst verse
    From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
    Once they get to know us people dig us
    Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggaz
    Inventor of the more demented flow nobody doubt it
    This go for if ya bout it bout it or rowdy rowdy
    Whatever's clever the master fold
    Who every hooka heard a but now HO NO
    If we see tomorrow the next day classes
    The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
    Have no fear the ninja here
    Feel em like the tinge in ya ear from drinkin ginger beer
    When it's on loco head gon' lay low
    And heat it like beef patty coco bread con queso
    If you say so lace the whole case load
    They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
    He told em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
    His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halo's
    Say OH if you never worked a J-O
    And keep more cash then a stash in a peso
    Okay yo ya'll know who to follow
    Tie em up in the crib and leave the place hollow
    ..Oh shoot the goose shes loose
    So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
    Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
    Stash the deuce deuce
    Troops askin truce truce
    Today on intense wreck week
    We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
    It's all part of my mental techniques
    Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
    Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
    On a campaign trail he came to gain ya support
    Charge cash for a autograph
    Say some shit to make ya daughta laugh
    Then slaughta the ass
    Seem em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
    Do something and never be back once he leave the scene
    Keep more medicated pads then Stridex
    For his own sidewrecks with no known side effects
    Before you press charges use ya noodle
    So what when he grab the mic he scratch ya cute cuticles
    Keep ya mouth shut everything'll be beautiful
    It would be often rude to you now get back to ya hooty hoo
    Damnit it ain't worth the drama can it
    From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
    Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
    Boom reschedule my noon with Britt Hume (Doom!)
    In love with Mary Jane she's my main thing
    Pulled her right from that webhead what a lame brain
    Maintain say it don't spray it
    Wanna see ya girl again ya might as well pay it
    If I had a dime for every rhymer who bust guns
    I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
    When I was broker than a broke dick dog
    I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
    When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
    I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
    One two microphone checker
    First learned to neck off a Home-Ec homewrecker
    This is back when he was like crib age
    When he hit the stage its like a gauge to the rib cage
    Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar
    Jump off the stage like "Yee haw!"

  22. L.... B....

    Always kept an L to smoke a thick fog

  23. H.... e....

    He must be multiple identities

  24. W.... M....

    Masterful

  25. T.... ....

    "...from the team of G-Men who seem like nerds at first."

  26. N.... ....

    Notice how DOOM never swears never uses cliché sentences or words DOOM's got class MF DOOM is the G. O. A. T among all rappers he's greater than 2pac and biggie combined his lyrical skills and intellect is for a restricted audience only. Dude is a living legend

  27. D.... ....

    Who produced this?

  28. T.... B....

    Absolutely my favorite rap.

  29. M.... M....

    Incredible rhyming. Underrated genius

  30. P.... O....

    0:39 *KON QUESO*

  31. D.... A....

    Give it a sec for the pain to start
    This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
    They thought they saw the worst verse
    From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
    Once they get to know us people dig us
    Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
    Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it
    This go for if you're bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
    Whatever's clever, the master fold
    Who every hooker heard of, but now ho know
    If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
    The Villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
    Have no fear, the ninja here
    Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
    When it's on, loco head gon' lay low
    And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
    If you say so lace the whole case load
    They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
    He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
    His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
    Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
    And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
    Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
    Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow
    Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
    So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
    Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
    Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
    Today on intense wreck week
    We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
    It's all part of my mental techniques
    Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
    Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought
    On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
    Charge cash for a autograph
    Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
    See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
    Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
    Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
    For his own side wreck with no known side effects
    Before you press charges use your noodle
    So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
    Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
    It would be awfully rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
    Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
    From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
    Soon as he stepped in, he lit the room
    Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
    (Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
    Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
    Maintain and say it, don't spray it
    You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
    If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
    I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
    When I was broker than a broke dick dog
    I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
    When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm
    I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
    One, two, microphone checker
    First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
    This is back when he was like crib age
    When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
    Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
    And jump off the stage like, "Yee haw!"

  32. i.... m....

    imma be real... i came here from dbangz vs the rest

  33. B.... ....

    1:14

    "Available to freaks and pencil-neck geeks" LMFAO 😂😂😂

  34. L.... O....

    No disrespect but any similarities in tyler the creator and doom ??

  35. B.... G....

    FOOT DIVE!!!

  36. A.... H....

    2019.. this is godlike.... nothing new can even come close.. jump on the stage like yee haw!

  37. b.... p....

    irrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  38. B.... A....

    It’s all part of my mental techniques available to freaks and pencil neck geeks

  39. j.... b....

    "..we have a super villain in his own defense to speak!"

  40. D.... J....

    He killed it on this track imo.real rhyming skills. Pure hip hop in its purest form😎 you don’t hear MC’s rapping like this anymore.

  41. T.... M....

    '.... SAY IT! You've Spent Your Life Serving A Tyrannt..' ' ...You Never Learn Do You? '

  42. A.... R....

    Sickest beat on the whole album. Kon Karne is close as hell second

  43. D.... C....

    [Verse]
    Give it a sec for the pain to start
    This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
    They thought they saw the worst verse
    From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
    Once they get to know us people dig us
    Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
    Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it
    This go for if you're bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
    Whatever's clever, the master fold
    Who every hooker heard of, but now ho know
    If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
    The Villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
    Have no fear, the ninja here
    Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
    When it's on, loco head gon' lay low
    And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
    If you say so lace the whole case load
    They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
    He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
    His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
    Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
    And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
    Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
    Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow
    Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
    So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
    Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
    Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
    Today on intense wreck week
    We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
    It's all part of my mental techniques
    Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
    Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought
    On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
    Charge cash for a autograph
    Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
    See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
    Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
    Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
    For his own side wreck with no known side effects
    Before you press charges use your noodle
    So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
    Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
    It would be awfully rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
    Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
    From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
    Soon as he stepped in, he lit the room
    Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
    (Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
    Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
    Maintain and say it, don't spray it
    You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
    If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
    I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
    When I was broker than a broke dick dog
    I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
    When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm
    I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
    One, two, microphone checker
    First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
    This is back when he was like crib age
    When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
    Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
    And jump off the stage like, "Yee haw!"


    [Outro Skit]
    (UN leader): We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say I
    (Delegates (In unison)): I
    (Peter Parker): Oh no
    (DOOM): DOOM is master of the world

    (Voice 1): We must hurry
    (Voice 2): If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it. Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown
    (Voice 1): I-I have spent my life
    (Voice 2): Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped
    (Voice 1): I fear you're right, my friend

    (DOOM Cronie): The President of the United States is on the phone
    (DOOM): Mr. President, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy
    (President): It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The united states does not barter with terrorists
    (DOOM): You never learn, do you?

    (Voice 1): Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They'll help

  44. Y.... R....

    outro from the future of president trump

  45. B.... B....

    I bought mm. Food on vinyl and there was a massive chip and the songs on one one of the LPs was kon queso rapp snitch knishes vomitspit and kookies and I want to die

  46. B.... ....

    Lmao does he use the hard r in that one verse about equal rights even though it doesn't rhyme just to fuck with us?

  47. D.... L....

    "Dammit, it ain't worth the drama, Can it!
    From the calm bandit, he eat rappers like pomegranates"

    D.... L....

    Chew em and spit em out...slick way to say that

  48. D.... C....

    Does anyone know the musical sample of the skit at the end?

  49. J.... J....

    Wii shop channel kinda music

  50. B.... C....

    Sounds like biggie smalls lol

  51. y.... ....

    You know, this is the first time I actually listen to MF Doom, alot better than the rappers that are spittin now

  52. J.... M....

    “Say somethin to make ya daughta laugh then slaughta the ass” this man needs to chill. Nobody needs to be going THIS hard.

  53. S.... _....

    “Eat rhymers like pomegranate “
    So brilliant, chewing then spitting em out like you enjoy an actual pomegranate. Damn doom

  54. D.... A....

    Still fucking sick 2018

  55. E.... M....

    This nigga tight

  56. C.... P....

    "If I had a dime for every rhymer that busts guns, I'd have a cool mil for my sons in trust funds." So fire...

  57. H.... H....

    This track on 🔥🔥🔥 but why does it sound like Doom is taking multiple shots at No Limit??

    With the "whether you're bout it bout it or rowdy rowdy" & "get back to your Hoody Hoo's"

  58. A.... s....

    Doom is great as always, but the beats on this album are amazing too!

  59. 0.... ....

    When he hit the stage it's like a gauge to the rib cage

  60. F.... R....

    pan kon queso

  61. M.... ....

    My favorite song of his by far. It always raises the hair on my neck. His villainy is unmatched

    M.... ....

    The beat litterally sounds like he is a lab...get it cause thats what artist call the studio...

  62. d.... o....

    I was admiring this album art other day flipping front to back of record sleeve , my spouse asks me what is he eating there? to which I replied 'he's eating frosted M.C's .lol Great Album .

  63. M.... E....

    I got more rhymes in the summa than musty underarms

  64. P.... O....

    0:39 i came

  65. B.... A....

    Oh shoot the goose is loose, so wild you couldn't chase it down straight fruit juice, frown like the first time you taste cooz cooz. , Stash the deuce deuce, troops yelling truce truce.💎

  66. f.... c....

    MF DOOM and immortal technique should do a Calab

    f.... c....

    Ben menudo i see were ur going with this

  67. h.... h....

    if you want to show someone MF DOOM...show them this song

    h.... h....

    If it's a female show them doomsday

    h.... h....

    @Disconnected Roamer DOODOODOODOODOO

    h.... h....

    @icecreampimpdeux is that the one beer beat or something lol

    h.... h....

    @Disconnected Roamer nah from Doomsday. "DOODOODOODOODOO, that's a audio daily double"

    h.... h....

    Disconnected Roamer Who tf calls women “females”
    You ain’t some biologist studying an elusive species of “females” just call em normal words

  68. A.... T....

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

  69. L.... S....

    Underrated song

  70. b.... m....

    Tyler 435?

  71. H.... H....

    DOOM IS KING

  72. J.... v....

    "Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought, on the campaign trail came to gain your support.
    Charge cats for an autograph,say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass." My fave part. Possibly of any DOOM song. This guy is a wizard with ryhming

  73. J.... J....

    this shit go hard asf

  74. j.... B....

    Beat sound like every dope vid game I played as a youth

  75. T.... ....

    Bruhhhh Dbangz used this beat.

  76. D.... M....

    Honestly on some real SI anyway s h i t. we like I said I did not want to do things I don't care about that I was just talk to you I just want to know speak from the heart. Appreciate that I feel like any music. That being said you know not to send my call. You know U&I you're cool as f*** all this and that invite me.

  77. G.... M....

    Where’s the instrumental!!!

    G.... M....

    Deutschland

  78. T.... P....

    "Im in love with mary jane. shes my main thang pulled her right from that web head what a lame brain."

    T.... P....

    Maintain and say it don't spray it, you wanna see your girl again you might as well pay it.

    T.... P....

    FBI if i had a dollar for every rapper that bust guns
    i'd have cool mill for all my sons in trust funds👽

  79. M.... J....

    This fukin beat man damn

  80. S.... S....

    Oh shoot, the goose is loose!

  81. C.... F....

    Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought

  82. M.... ....

    "If I had a dime for every rhymer dat bust guns
    I'd have a cool mil for my son's and trust funds" = real rap

    M.... ....

    Sons in trust funds*

    M.... ....

    broker than a broke dick dog

    M.... ....

    literally read this as it was sang wtf

    M.... ....

    @foster_the_shota_thread It be that way.

    M.... ....

    ...Got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms

  83. l.... ....

    thanks to DOOM i now know spiderman is a weed head

  84. D.... A....

    DOOM go hard in the paint with this one

  85. g.... p....

    say sum shit to make ya daughter laugh then slaughter the ass

  86. M.... E....

    Doom completes the day, even I may not listen to it daily. Its very satisfying.

  87. V.... ....

    "I got my rhymes in the summer than musty underarms"

  88. J.... A....

    one of his best

  89. D.... R....

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swear literay slaughter ! one love

  90. J.... S....

    "One two microphone checker. First learned to neck off a home ec home wrecker."

    Gotta love MF DOOM'S use of alliteration.

    J.... S....

    jerry Salazar not an alliteration but still fire nonetheless

  91. i.... ....

    magnifico

  92. L.... N....

    energy
    con queso

  93. t.... ....

    line after line of genius

  94. G.... ....

    This is just filthy.

  95. T.... S....

    oooh pure dopeness. this guys flow is insane and yet he never shows his face.