Merkules - Panda (Remix) Lyrics
Sniffing Ritalin
Killing em just for listening
Be literal
I'm lyrically shitting on all these simpletons
They know that I'm the illest
I'm veteran
I'm heavy like metal
My shit is venomous
You better get me sedatives
Effortless with the penmanship
I'm deadlier than ever
I said it I never let em live
You better say I'm better than anybody
Just send them in
But me I think I look way more like a bear
Fuck a fork in the road
Put the fork in your ear
Cause I'm morbidly tortured
I torch your career
Sitting on a porch with a beer and a semi-automatic pistol you've been warned, I don't care
Kill you then I pick the body up from the ground then I take a selfie with your corpse in the mirror
Yeah
I'm the coroner here
Chloroform in your orange juice
I'm sort of just weird
I was born, end up poor with a soul full of fear
So of course I was forced to be colder this year
I'm a stompdown killa
Gorilla giving em everything that they could ever ask for
Get buck, I'm a sick fuck
In a big truck with a trunk full of bath salts
You ain't half this raw
Jump through your computer and then I'm beating you to death with your Macintosh
For acting hard
Looking like you're Asher Roth
You don't even stand a chance I am Hasselhoff
I don't really give a fuck about your broads in Atlanta
They mad cause my momma never taught me no manners
Do it for the cause
You can watch on the camera
You're all at the bottom
I just crawled up the ladder
After this you're gonna need new speakers
The rap game discovered a new leader
I'm not a panda I'm a fucking zookeeper
Drink a Fanta right out the two liter
All I'm trying to say is I don't know what is going on lately with all this weird music now
If you put your favorite rapper right in front of me
Then I'mma come though and shoot him down. POW!
I know I ain't the slimmest guy
But ya'll just living lies
And the shit that you're doing right now is not hard motherfucker here let me try
All you gotta do is talk about a bunch of shit that you don't have
Maybe rent the car
And then rent the chain
And then drink some lean
And just go ham
I got arm and hammer
I'm so fat they think I'm Santa
Tater tots and some Fanta
Hoe's say damn like I'm Daniel
Jessica Hannah Jasmin Amanda
Jessica Hannah Jasmin Amanda
[x2]
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Merkules Panda (Remix) Comments
#legendaryhammers https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNSinbhpd_qUfsZWXL9HdgA?view_as=subscriber
What is this hideous looking creature
That litter on the end sounds like Rick's talk😂❤🔥
I’m so fat I think I’m Santa
LoL that is hilarious
Damn, nice your on point with this one 4sure I might need new speakers lol keep it real stay true and dont fall off
Your good dont fall off.
Unabrowkalese
Yooo a tru rap were have this been slap rap back to rap bro😂
He's fire
Merkules Why Are You Doing With That Food Stop
Ay bro go pick that shit up. Lol.
He look like a panda.... Full of lyrics
Comagatte merdaaaa!!!! 😂
2020 vision baby
что ты такое
Attitude in 2020:
You're Ugly AF 😂 👎👎👎
ehos here after 16 year old panda remix
Wtf...AK?
If your wotching in 2088
good this guy exists and makin "parodies" of mumble rap and this shit
Killing it (:
I'd fuck that white boy
I would love to see a colab of murkules/Eminem! Like so murk can see!
Who's here in 2020!!??
Merk kills 24/7
Richard Michael C FI L V E R L E Y wassup
Happy new year
Fucking A
Still jamming before 2020
2020 MUTHAFUKA!!!!
your rap handle outta be pudgy
Yu deserve 5-10M subs
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Im here on 20... Sorry can't do it. Who gives a phk!!!
Вот это рэпчек качает, как этот музончек вставляет, этот типок просто на павал убивает 👍👍👍
damn near 2020, Merry Christmas mane
We can finally understand somebody
Panda is a bear lolll
Let's talk real..
Merk_~hold my 2ltr.fanta.
Rap industry- oh shit!
Good rap.....
This song is dope
you start to soon i know what did you wanna do but music didnT stops
Merkules: Walks into local grocery store
15mins later
Store Loud Speaker: "Clean up on aisle 1, 3, 4, 6 and the parking lot please."
Trust and believe me ain't NOTHING gonna gonna these dumb ass retarded sheeple minds its why I support the government killing us all off 🤷🏻♂️
This I found out about dude like a thousand years ago
This guy is a fat ugly freak
What you got goin' on bruh? U aren't worth a fraction. Keep hatin'.
Biggest head in the game
Lol his face funny 🤣🤣 jiggly puff got bars
Is this remix on spotify?
This dude referenced Asher Roth ?? 🤣🤣
LOL! At the start at the song is so funny when it says "who is this guy talking in the back round"!!
3 years later and still hoping on a second verse in this one, killed the 1st one :P
vinnie paz brother?
Love it. Fucken bang
Keep it up. 👍🏼💪
Littering is bad M'Kay
" Ah shit, Merk is back..." - Grocery store manager.
Does dude got a buck fifty? Homeboy must've been a snitch in prison.
The more I hear people remix this beat the less I respect the original poet of this song... 💅
He's what the average person looks like taken steps to the top of this pop, rock hip hop no it's rap game trying ta make a name for himself and ya know it's not lame and he's Canadian so ya know he's got game. Bringin real rap back cause y'all know the mumble rap lack the real shit that make us sit back with a bottle of tequila and say fuck that to the fuck ups that say they bringin sexy back.
this man is fire, beyond flams straight killer bro.
Yo, was this shot at a No Frills? LOL ;)
He looks like he survived the abortion.
Hardest vers. Of this song
Top 10 rappers eminem to afraid too diss
That was pretty bad my dude. Try again or not.
рэп вокруг дерьма
be evolve our hiphop not devolve.. solute this
You look like a thumb not a bear, but that's alright homie. Ur out here killin it for us fat dudes everywhere.
Dang panda was 3 years ago, time flies
I know man, right? I listened to it the day it came out.
When I'm sad or depressed this makes me happy
Akala killed this better
стелить норм
He looks like a squirrel after drugs
What the fuck did I just witness
Смешной пухляш, винипуха напоминает
When he said kgckhg kjgfmnjgjrbdhjnmhgutf ugou ug fut I felt that shit man.
Tater Tots and Fanta
Life is good 😎
He looks like a bulldog
zum Glück ist der Penner kein Deutscher! Wieso verprügelt ihn niemand und lädt das Video hoch ^^
100% thought that was a lesbian before it started talking
😂😂😂
Awesome !!!
The part about the semi auto pistols did he hold up Jumper cables? or an i trippin
hahaahhahahahahaah
Marshall (aka slim shady, aka Eminem) Mathers sign this white boi. He the shit. If for some reason you see this it's a Michigan man to man thing between you and I, I think he wouldake you millions
Fire bro
I like Merkules rap
He's fuking good .
So this is what he does when he isn't running the pawn shop.
Yes and your point?
looks like corey but built like chumlee
bowling.....
"They say I look like a panda
But me, I think I look more like a bear."
But...a, a panda is a bear. Either way, fire.
Meme Iselfaneye was thinking the same
Tato tots and fanta
no esta gordo es todo aire
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