Merkules - Loony Bin Lyrics

The real slim shady needs to sit down

Uh shit tho not a dis to em. I'd never want to end up like NFL... auto correct.... MGM.. fuck... MGM nope still did it. You know who I'm talking bout

#MERKU4FUN 11/4/19 SDK 4LIFE

Shit is tight!!

Damn rights the evolution of windex

But merk is still the shit

This song brings me back to the time of slim shady hahaha great job

MORE COLLABS LIKE THIS BRUH

Just like Jay-Z song? You know that one he stole lyrics off Ice T

#SDK4Life 👊🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DTG sounds like a mix of slim shady and lil windex in this one I fucking love it

Shady and em be like

D12? nah, love for merk but thats reaching man.

sounds like dude was listening to young shady here........... VERY SIMILAR ALMOST TOO SIMILAR..... copycat.

not even once

DTG's Cartoon looks like a crackhead smoked salvia

Here cause lil Wyndex...

Eminem anyone I ain't complaining

Much love from salmonarm boys

Dtg verse lmao 😂

Merk, killa verse

D.T.G always kills it

Legendary

That first dgt verse is fuckin badass

This sounds exactly like a more monotone, low energy slim shady rip-off. Not that it's bad just what it sounds like 🤷‍♀️

Holy shit, I get a Slim Shady feeling from this song. I FUCKING LOVE IT!

This track is savage as fuck I love it

Fucking fire

Just deadly. Lil windex his verse is gold lol

DTG= New age Em

No disrespect bruh but stop comparing rappers to Eminem fr.. DTG = DTG

Dtg i love like this bro windex is a nice gig but when your like this bro your nasty bobby feom boston

Holy fuuuuuuuuck! Shades of early Em for suree

0:38 - "who the fuck is Mia Khalifa!?" ....lmao....dope AF -

Watch out This song Might catch you're Device on fire!! STRAIGHT FIRE

When is Merk and Grieves collab? Rumoured still or confirmed?

Should do a whole album together

Dude has 2000’s slim shady flow.

For some reason DTG's verse reminds me of something on eminems infinite album. So Good

I feel a slim shady vibe to this too. Dope as fuck. See ya at Vip meet and greets in Perth big Merk

Boom tiss boom boom tiss🔥🔥boom boom tiss

.........YES

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

THE BEST ONE YET!!! SDK4L

Dtg is lil windex

I listen to this song everyday more than 10 times last 2-3 months

If you like this just listen to the real song on slim shady lp... Basically just a shit version of Eminems really song

STFU - Merkules, Webby. Windex
Check it out for 🔥🔥🔥

Yo, where yall at? Love to you live

Eminem wannabe head ass

Fire !!!!

Should have Snak The Ripper on this beat but im sure they will collab anytime soon :)

Reminds me of Slim Shady's LP... Underground feels of early 90s.. Love it...

Fuck ya Ontario loves ya

Sounds a lot like Old Eminem or Terror Reid , but very nice ! BIG THUMB UP

🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️🤣♥️ makes me lmfao awesome tune ✊🏼

This is trash, no wonder Snak abandoned your unworthy asses

No he didnt dumbass do your research on the situation before you look stupid on youtube

Idk, but I’m gettin a DTG n MERK vibe....

haha dope

Young merk has a dope ass necro/big B sound but lyrically up there with em and Lil Wayne! Please young merk!make as many albums as Andre nickatina! So I can keep you in my family like a priceless heirloom

sick shit!

Sick tune

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Merk bringing back real hiphop

Yes I!!

nice track bars...🎧🔊🎼🎵🎙️🤔🤔...can you get Eminem featuring?...

Getting an Eminem feature is easy. It's just like getting any feature. Drop the cash and they will drop the bars. But rappers don't feature Eminem for a reason.

Drop this on Spotify 🔥

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Windex cleaning up the game🎤🤟

Me n my girl...we likes..go vancouver...happy hastings...cheers..hit me up...eddy fuggit/amy fuggit....✌ im out$!

[Intro]
Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go

[Verse] DTG
Ayo, lookin' from the outside
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
I close my eyes, and picture a different chic everytime
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Umm, bitch, nevermind
Then I nutted on her back, and watch it drip down her spine
I was putted on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up because it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' steel crackers and egg shells



[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
But I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk

[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

Eminem mixed with a little bone thugs

IDK sounds like he's bite'n Eminem to me

why do DTG and lil windex sound the same (i know they are the same people)

why does dtg sound like lil windex (ik they are the same people its a joke)

This sound so much like slim shady

Merk is fire!!!!! But this dtg dude is a slim shady style bitter!!! Sorry not sorry:

Dope instrumental and hard bars flowing like the old school but only half a mil views? Hmm

You two are Ment to be together

We’ll catch you at the bus stop and suck your nuts lol that’s all I hear for some reason and it’s pissing me off

That was awesome

Slim shady vibe....great🔥🔥🔥

Is this not on iTunes?

Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go

[Verse] DTG
Ayo, lookin' from the outside
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
I close my eyes, and picture a different chic everytime
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Umm, bitch, nevermind
Then I nutted on her back, and watch it drip down her spine
I was putted on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up because it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' steel crackers and egg shells


[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
But I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk

[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

Bro this on some eminem and dr dre shit

Really need to add this on apple music!!!!

Why is this song not on Tidal? Goddammit Jay-z

too white for my liking

This is the way rap should be

Need to get this on Spotify!

Amazing, everything I hear anything involving merkules and DTG I’m digging it, and I used to only listen to rock and metal

I'm getting flash backs from 2001 back when Shady & Dre was all the talk. LOVE IT!

Bars for days

You two need to release a collab album

How does this not have more views? Real Rap right here!

this is what we need, felt like i was 10 listening to d12 again, same attitude. Young Merkules and DTG you boys killed this. Canada

Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk

[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

Straight fire!!!

Cheers to my loony motha fuckas

Low key bump this on lyft rides if theres no kids. Lul