Merkules - Loony Bin Lyrics
Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
'Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Umm, bitch, nevermind
Then I nodded on her back, and watch her drift down the spine
I was putted on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up 'cause it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' steel crackers and egg shells
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Merkules - Fuk Is You Sayin'
- Merkules - Ammo
- Merkules - Anxious
- Merkules - Bitch Like You
- Merkules - Different
- Merkules - Drugs & Liquor
- Merkules - Goosebumps
- Merkules - Havin' Fun
- Merkules - Heart On My Sleeve
- Merkules - Homicide (Remix)
- Merkules - I'm The One (Remix)
- Merkules - In The End (Remix) (RIP Chester Bennington)
- Merkules - 48 Bars (Freestyle)
- Merkules - 100 Bars For Breakfast
- Merkules - On Top
- Merkules - Bass
- Merkules - Losin' Sleep
- Merkules - In The Field
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Merkules Loony Bin Comments
The real slim shady needs to sit down
Uh shit tho not a dis to em. I'd never want to end up like NFL... auto correct.... MGM.. fuck... MGM nope still did it. You know who I'm talking bout
#MERKU4FUN 11/4/19 SDK 4LIFE
Shit is tight!!
Damn rights the evolution of windex
But merk is still the shit
This song brings me back to the time of slim shady hahaha great job
MORE COLLABS LIKE THIS BRUH
Just like Jay-Z song? You know that one he stole lyrics off Ice T
#SDK4Life 👊🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
DTG sounds like a mix of slim shady and lil windex in this one I fucking love it
Shady and em be like
D12? nah, love for merk but thats reaching man.
sounds like dude was listening to young shady here........... VERY SIMILAR ALMOST TOO SIMILAR..... copycat.
not even once
DTG's Cartoon looks like a crackhead smoked salvia
Here cause lil Wyndex...
Eminem anyone I ain't complaining
Much love from salmonarm boys
Dtg verse lmao 😂
Merk, killa verse
D.T.G always kills it
Legendary
That first dgt verse is fuckin badass
This sounds exactly like a more monotone, low energy slim shady rip-off. Not that it's bad just what it sounds like 🤷♀️
Holy shit, I get a Slim Shady feeling from this song. I FUCKING LOVE IT!
This track is savage as fuck I love it
Fucking fire
Just deadly. Lil windex his verse is gold lol
DTG= New age Em
No disrespect bruh but stop comparing rappers to Eminem fr.. DTG = DTG
Dtg i love like this bro windex is a nice gig but when your like this bro your nasty bobby feom boston
Holy fuuuuuuuuck! Shades of early Em for suree
0:38 - "who the fuck is Mia Khalifa!?" ....lmao....dope AF -
Watch out This song Might catch you're Device on fire!! STRAIGHT FIRE
When is Merk and Grieves collab? Rumoured still or confirmed?
Should do a whole album together
Dude has 2000’s slim shady flow.
For some reason DTG's verse reminds me of something on eminems infinite album. So Good
I feel a slim shady vibe to this too. Dope as fuck. See ya at Vip meet and greets in Perth big Merk
Boom tiss boom boom tiss🔥🔥boom boom tiss
.........YES
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THE BEST ONE YET!!! SDK4L
Dtg is lil windex
I listen to this song everyday more than 10 times last 2-3 months
If you like this just listen to the real song on slim shady lp... Basically just a shit version of Eminems really song
STFU - Merkules, Webby. Windex
Check it out for 🔥🔥🔥
Yo, where yall at? Love to you live
Eminem wannabe head ass
Fire !!!!
Should have Snak The Ripper on this beat but im sure they will collab anytime soon :)
Reminds me of Slim Shady's LP... Underground feels of early 90s.. Love it...
Fuck ya Ontario loves ya
Sounds a lot like Old Eminem or Terror Reid , but very nice ! BIG THUMB UP
🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️🤣♥️ makes me lmfao awesome tune ✊🏼
This is trash, no wonder Snak abandoned your unworthy asses
No he didnt dumbass do your research on the situation before you look stupid on youtube
Idk, but I’m gettin a DTG n MERK vibe....
haha dope
Young merk has a dope ass necro/big B sound but lyrically up there with em and Lil Wayne! Please young merk!make as many albums as Andre nickatina! So I can keep you in my family like a priceless heirloom
sick shit!
Sick tune
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Merk bringing back real hiphop
Yes I!!
nice track bars...🎧🔊🎼🎵🎙️🤔🤔...can you get Eminem featuring?...
Getting an Eminem feature is easy. It's just like getting any feature. Drop the cash and they will drop the bars. But rappers don't feature Eminem for a reason.
Drop this on Spotify 🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Windex cleaning up the game🎤🤟
Me n my girl...we likes..go vancouver...happy hastings...cheers..hit me up...eddy fuggit/amy fuggit....✌ im out$!
[Intro]
Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go
[Verse] DTG
Ayo, lookin' from the outside
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
I close my eyes, and picture a different chic everytime
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Umm, bitch, nevermind
Then I nutted on her back, and watch it drip down her spine
I was putted on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up because it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' steel crackers and egg shells
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
But I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
Eminem mixed with a little bone thugs
IDK sounds like he's bite'n Eminem to me
why do DTG and lil windex sound the same (i know they are the same people)
why does dtg sound like lil windex (ik they are the same people its a joke)
This sound so much like slim shady
Merk is fire!!!!! But this dtg dude is a slim shady style bitter!!! Sorry not sorry:
Dope instrumental and hard bars flowing like the old school but only half a mil views? Hmm
You two are Ment to be together
We’ll catch you at the bus stop and suck your nuts lol that’s all I hear for some reason and it’s pissing me off
That was awesome
Slim shady vibe....great🔥🔥🔥
Is this not on iTunes?
Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go
[Verse] DTG
Ayo, lookin' from the outside
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
I close my eyes, and picture a different chic everytime
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Umm, bitch, nevermind
Then I nutted on her back, and watch it drip down her spine
I was putted on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up because it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' steel crackers and egg shells
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
But I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
Bro this on some eminem and dr dre shit
Really need to add this on apple music!!!!
Why is this song not on Tidal? Goddammit Jay-z
too white for my liking
This is the way rap should be
Need to get this on Spotify!
Amazing, everything I hear anything involving merkules and DTG I’m digging it, and I used to only listen to rock and metal
I'm getting flash backs from 2001 back when Shady & Dre was all the talk. LOVE IT!
Bars for days
You two need to release a collab album
How does this not have more views? Real Rap right here!
this is what we need, felt like i was 10 listening to d12 again, same attitude. Young Merkules and DTG you boys killed this. Canada
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as ugees
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up like the other one don't exist
(It don't exist)
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play
Straight fire!!!
Cheers to my loony motha fuckas
Low key bump this on lyft rides if theres no kids. Lul