Merkules - Killshot Freestyle Lyrics






Just consider this an open invitation
For anybody who thinks that they cold enough to replace me
My shit's doper than cocaine in the 80's
I'm a sick fuck, snatchin' your gold chain just to hang you
Throw the propane on the flames 'til it go bang cause I hate you
Then I light a couple candles and go pray you don't make it
They say I got a big ego, it's so strange and inflated
I'm an asshole when I'm drunk, drinkin' Jose on vacation
I might remix every beat cause I don't pay, I just take 'em
All these rappers suckin' dick now, hopin' to make 'em famous
But sorry it's not contagious, record in your fucking basement
You adorable, but please stop toyin' with my patience
Like whatcha gonna do when it's do or die, dawg?
Blood diamonds on wrist, that's a suicide watch
I'll be pullin' right up on you like an Uber driver
And I'll murder you right where you stand with a suit and tie on
Take your wallet, iPod and your shoes and drive off
Got a crew of die hards, and they'll shoot if I'll bark
Got an AK-47 on the hood of my car
Goin' blocka-blocka-blocka till it's blood on my tires
This song's really just for whom it concerns
I'm out here killin' everybody like that movie "The Purge"
I'm crude and absurd, these dudes are in the mood to get Merked
'Cause if you're fuckin' with me then you must be stupid for sure
I'm the teacher motherfucker, today you gonna learn
They want smoke while I'm a hookah
That means you could get burned
They just reaching for the clout like "Who wanna work?"
It's pretty sad what these dudes are prolly do for a verse
I got heavy artillery if you literally thinkin' that you could even compare to me, then you trippin', mothafuka
I make friends with my enemies, get 'em drunk of a hennessey
And then when they least expect it, I'ma kill 'em, mothafuka
I'm sick in the head, I need penicillin, mothafuka
Tell Diddy I'm 2Pac and Biggie, mothafuka
It's fuck twelve like I'm bangin' at noon, bruh
These slug shells in your face like a tooth brush
I'm gettin' bored with 'em, I've been waitin' like who's up
Bitch, I'm like a barber with this blade, get your crew cut
I'm Johnny Knoxville, and killin' rap is my new stunt
You dudes Kaitlyn Jenner, you should go get your boobs done
I got two personalities
I argue in the mirror
Got the game in my palm, dawg
I'm the puppeteer, I don't even have to try
I'll get high and chug a beer
And the next time I'll get thirsty I'll drink all these rappers tears (Haha)
I'm the illest in Canada these days
Anybody disagreeing with that statement's gettin' spanked
I got 25 tours on my resume
1500 shows
Bitch I'm doin' what they never can
Australia to Canada to USA to Netherlands
I got the whole world right behind me like the Weather Man

You mustta lost you god damn mind
If you thought you had bars like mine
If I was you then I would prolly just chill
Or they might find your body in the Hollywood hills

Y'all wacker than ever, I'll put the gat to your sweater
Then clack-clack the beretta until you can't even get up
I heard they had a vendetta, let's make it happen, I'm ready
I got a mask on like Freddie, laughing and packin' machetes
Have your blood and guts lookin' like a can of spaghetti
And that's for actin' like you even had a chance with me, buddy

I don't know, you got him mad again
He didn't take his Ritalin, I think it's happenin'
Maybe type this shit in Google
Maybe ask a friend
Give him three Adderalls and two Ativans

I'm fucked in the mind 'til they let me out the psych ward
Throw me in the game and I bet I get the high score
Needle in my arm got the venom of a Viper
Get murdered on a song and get shredded on cypher

Who want it wit me? Everybody might die
Who want it wit me? Everybody might die

Welcome everybody now you witnessin' a killshot
I'm sick of all these ol' ass rappers who think they still hot
I ain't talkin' 'bout EMINEM he's a G.O.A.T
But I'm just bein' honest all the rest will get smoked
This got me extra mad writin' wit my pen and pad
How's it feel to know you're so old you coulda been a dad?
But you're in a nightclub, how lit is that?
We the new wave, SDKz got the citys back
So gimmie a topic, and I'mma rip it apart and if you were really as smart as you say then quit it, just stop it
'Cause now we killin' the market and y'all are dearly departed
And I just see you as targets, come get a piece if you want it
I'm on a whole other level, my shit is cold as December
If you don't know any better, then I can show you come get it
I'll get so disrespectful that you won't know what just hit you
You try to rhyme go ahead, I bet you won't even get to
'Bout to blow up like missle so either go get a pencil or suck my dick motherfucker now you know it's official

Stompdown Killaz, all 2019
Who want it?
Shout out my OG Caspian
Wadup, Snak?
Windex
Evil, what's good?
Hahahaha
Didn't see that comin'?
Did they?





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Merkules Killshot Freestyle Comments
  1. D.... K....

    When you hitting Australia back up big boi 🙌🏼

  2. D.... T....

    If you think merk should do a remix to " The Box" let this get 1k likes

  3. J.... B....

    Em opened the door flood the game with real rap

  4. e.... m....

    one love hug for hug 💖

  5. K.... R....

    Yeah I feel this. I think peps gotta get their freestyles on.

  6. J.... G....

    Your good but not that good I lived the biggie Tupac shit

  7. A.... H....

    come to the hammer homie

  8. J.... M....

    Why aren't you on Google play music?

  9. N.... S....

    Fukin love this guy

  10. C.... ....

    Merkules is the best

  11. D.... B....

    i usually type my favorite bar. but this whole fking song goes too hard to narrow it down

  12. J.... U....

    kind of close, but i honestly think merk killed this better than Em

  13. J.... W....

    This should have more views than the Trump impeachment trials

  14. P.... 7....

    also checkout my youtube channel ProVex7268!

  15. P.... 7....

    This is my happy music

  16. J.... P....

    The best to do it, im 50 , been listen to hip hop for 35 years , he the real deal when it comes to spitting words!

    J.... P....

    Best nah. Top 10 most def.

  17. S.... O....

    King of the Underground!!!

  18. d.... h....

    Lmao 1 mil subz! Congrats been with ya for a minute keep Slayin the MFn game

  19. I.... B....

    1.4 k mumble rap fans ehhh? Feel sorry for ya

  20. c.... s....

    .......... check the comments............ fist bump sir...............

  21. p.... p....

    Shout out from Melbourne Australia merks for the win in my book

  22. J.... T....

    Merkules makes Eminem look like usher. 😂

    J.... T....

    Jayden Televideos what?

  23. J.... T....

    Merkules makes Eminem look like usher. 😂

  24. d.... a....

    Just consider this an open invitation
    For anybody who thinks that they cold enough to replace me
    My shit's doper than cocaine in the 80's
    I'm a sick fuck, snatchin' your gold chain just to hang you
    Throw the propane on the flames 'til it go bang cause I hate you
    Then I light a couple candles and go pray you don't make it
    They say I got a big ego, it's so strange and inflated
    I'm an asshole when I'm drunk, drinkin' Jose on vacation
    I might remix every beat cause I don't pay, I just take 'em
    All these rappers suckin' dick now, hopin' to make 'em famous
    But sorry it's not contagious, record in your fucking basement
    You adorable, but please stop toyin' with my patience
    Like whatcha gonna do when it's do or die, dawg?
    Blood diamonds on wrist, that's a suicide watch
    I'll be pullin' right up on you like an Uber driver
    And I'll murder you right where you stand with a suit and tie on
    Take your wallet, iPod and your shoes and drive off
    Got a crew of die hards, and they'll shoot if I'll bark
    Got an AK-47 on the hood of my car
    Goin' blocka-blocka-blocka till it's blood on my tires
    This song's really just for whom it concerns
    I'm out here killin' everybody like that movie "The Purge"
    I'm crude and absurd, these dudes are in the mood to get Merked
    'Cause if you're fuckin' with me then you must be stupid for sure
    I'm the teacher motherfucker, today you gonna learn
    They want smoke while I'm a hookah
    That means you could get burned
    They just reaching for the clout like "Who wanna work?"
    It's pretty sad what these dudes are prolly do for a verse
    I got heavy artillery if you literally thinkin' that you could even compare to me, then you trippin', mothafuka
    I make friends with my enemies, get 'em drunk of a hennessey
    And then when they least expect it, I'ma kill 'em, mothafuka
    I'm sick in the head, I need penicillin, mothafuka
    Tell Diddy I'm 2Pac and Biggie, mothafuka
    It's fuck twelve like I'm bangin' at noon, bruh
    These slug shells in your face like a tooth brush
    I'm gettin' bored with 'em, I've been waitin' like who's up
    Bitch, I'm like a barber with this blade, get your crew cut
    I'm Johnny Knoxville, and killin' rap is my new stunt
    You dudes Kaitlyn Jenner, you should go get your boobs done
    I got two personalities
    I argue in the mirror
    Got the game in my palm, dawg
    I'm the puppeteer, I don't even have to try
    I'll get high and chug a beer
    And the next time I'll get thirsty I'll drink all these rappers tears (Haha)
    I'm the illest in Canada these days
    Anybody disagreeing with that statement's gettin' spanked
    I got 25 tours on my resume
    1500 shows
    Bitch I'm doin' what they never can
    Australia to Canada to USA to Netherlands
    I got the whole world right behind me like the Weather Man

    You mustta lost you god damn mind
    If you thought you had bars like mine
    If I was you then I would prolly just chill
    Or they might find your body in the Hollywood hills

    Y'all wacker than ever, I'll put the gat to your sweater
    Then clack-clack the beretta until you can't even get up
    I heard they had a vendetta, let's make it happen, I'm ready
    I got a mask on like Freddie, laughing and packin' machetes
    Have your blood and guts lookin' like a can of spaghetti
    And that's for actin' like you even had a chance with me, buddy

    I don't know, you got him mad again
    He didn't take his Ritalin, I think it's happenin'
    Maybe type this shit in Google
    Maybe ask a friend
    Give him three Adderalls and two Ativans

    I'm fucked in the mind 'til they let me out the psych ward
    Throw me in the game and I bet I get the high score
    Needle in my arm got the venom of a Viper
    Get murdered on a song and get shredded on cypher

    Who want it wit me? Everybody might die
    Who want it wit me? Everybody might die

    Welcome everybody now you witnessin' a killshot
    I'm sick of all these ol' ass rappers who think they still hot
    I ain't talkin' 'bout EMINEM he's a G.O.A.T
    But I'm just bein' honest all the rest will get smoked
    This got me extra mad writin' wit my pen and pad
    How's it feel to know you're so old you coulda been a dad?
    But you're in a nightclub, how lit is that?
    We the new wave, SDKz got the citys back
    So gimmie a topic, and I'mma rip it apart and if you were really as smart as you say then quit it, just stop it
    'Cause now we killin' the market and y'all are dearly departed
    And I just see you as targets, come get a piece if you want it
    I'm on a whole other level, my shit is cold as December
    If you don't know any better, then I can show you come get it
    I'll get so disrespectful that you won't know what just hit you
    You try to rhyme go ahead, I bet you won't even get to
    'Bout to blow up like missle so either go get a pencil or suck my dick motherfucker now you know it's official

    Stompdown Killaz, all 2019
    Who want it?
    Shout out my OG Caspian
    Wadup, Snak?
    Windex
    Evil, what's good?
    Hahahaha
    Didn't see that comin'?
    Did they?

  25. l.... l....

    Merk shit doper than cocaine in the 80's 🤟🤟

  26. c.... s....

    🔥🔥🔥

  27. b.... ....

    Stomp down 4 life

  28. n.... y....

    Like if so 🤐🗣️⚰️😈🔥🙏

  29. n.... y....

    This fire

  30. s.... d....

    3:03 true

  31. C.... ....

    AHHH, THAT'S HOT.

  32. C.... ....

    💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀

  33. J.... O....

    Finally real rappers are coming out of the ground like thriller make one with a biggie beat Long kiss good night

  34. f.... f....

    Merkules we see you Lit🔥🔥🔥🔥

  35. M.... R....

    Killed it

  36. Y.... Y....

    This shit goes hard asf but man that sucks he said he’s Tupac and Biggie🤦🏽‍♀️

  37. 6.... ....

    If u want to jerk ya meat to pretty dudes go listen to MGK. If u want to hear a beat get plugged like a virgin thrown in death row hit up merkulus 🤣🤣 the Michelin man got bars like he servin bacardi bitch

  38. U.... T....

    https://youtu.be/7XP-rXKGgio

  39. D.... R....

    The real reason rap went down is cause y'all make people famous for 1 bar that didn't even make any sense y'all making stupid people have more money to keep this shit up thank your self's for the way your music has evolved

  40. W.... W....

    Plz plz plz do not diss em merk!!! No 1 has come bak!! And I love u!

  41. K.... P....

    ✌😎Joel's babe

  42. M.... R....

    Hate if you want but I think in a real URL style rap battle Eminem would lose to a few rappers. (Loaded Lux or serious Daylyt without antics)but when it comes to real hip hop beef Eminem is definitely the mike tyson of diss tracks

  43. D.... D....

    Fuck i heard the guns go off outside on the strike of 2020 got a message from my father saying happy new years from the eastside love you kid!♥️🩸♥️

  44. K.... H....

    Fucking fire 🔥🔥🔥

  45. D.... 5....

    Sounds like tech and n9ne but in another country rap dead 😆 who said

  46. N.... P....

    Just me or white rap taking over this bitch?

  47. T.... B....

    This s*** is lite

    T.... B....

    Light? Or lit? Dumbass

  48. r.... 0....

    No messing there real talk u ent playing g

  49. A.... P....

    Old town remix is fire too what a beast

  50. J.... ....

    Not just one of Canada's best. One of THE best right now. Period.

  51. S.... 5....

    Merk, please bury Nick Cannon.

  52. r.... 0....

    Evil bro 💪👍

  53. R.... S....

    Dude just stop. Your shit sucks. You are rambling words that rhyme way too fast on a slow lyrical song. Yea you slowed down but your shit is wack. Do something on your own beat. Who the fuck talks about a toothbrush too?!?!?!? Lmao

    R.... S....

    Where does he talk about a toothbrush. I'd like to see your sorry self do better.

    R.... S....

    Wait Wait Wait Wait Do you comprehend the concept of rap

  54. B.... c....

    Eminem of usa, and merkules of Canada brah

  55. B.... I....

    Merkules and Eminem and Dax god plsss

  56. J.... V....

    Only spitter from Canada

  57. H.... K....

    This is sick remix gj merc

  58. D.... C....

    Merkules youve made me love hip hop music again !!

  59. P.... W....

    This remix is better than the original💯💯 this shit went HARD

  60. G.... ....

    Oh shit!!

  61. D.... G....

    Love your music!!

  62. M.... A....

    Stompdown killaz

  63. M.... G....

    He’s crazy

  64. C.... P....

    You gotta do a song with em

  65. O.... S....

    Boys got skills

  66. S.... T....

    It’s December and it’s cold as fuck

  67. J.... C....

    Jackin off to Asher Roth with apple sauce

  68. N.... L....

    Wow!! Amazing 😍

  69. J.... A....

    Blowing the window seals out the back of the box Chevy,round here,West Kentucky,270 much love Merk Boss

  70. P.... H....

    Come to NY please

  71. H.... K....

    Please someone call out murc...give us fans a show !!

  72. F.... Y....

    Lil pump is better

  73. M.... L....

    Thanos snap telling the wizard to suck it.....Glad you had the Windex ..

  74. X.... t....

    Merk is Rittz Royce Em Tech Twista level

  75. N.... F....

    Petition for a colab with Merk and Em.

  76. R.... J....

    Big Merc been killing the game fym

  77. C.... M....

    Lyrically . Cold.

  78. C.... M....

    fuck yeah dawg

  79. K.... C....

    It's so fire When i put my earbuds to listen to it, I took them off and my ears were so danm hot from all of the fire I just heard.💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  80. M.... L....

    That's why I brought my kids right in front off the eye proving I loved my kids more than the word...Then I cried in front of everyone proving I wasn't a son of God....And then they ran my brain in the father's house which is a place of rest....Truth I put my soul on it...I proved the word is a lie ....So suck my noodle Logos.....You fucking lied ...I'm just a man...

  81. m.... ....

    Bro bro you gotta come down to Florida for a tour!!! My girl and I have been following from day one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  82. e.... ....

    Doesent sound half bad a 1.25X Speed mind....

  83. D.... W....

    Hits too hard makes me want more

  84. K.... A....

    Make a song with JusttheJuice

  85. H.... #....

    This is the most beast remix I heard Canada stays lit,,,# 💯

  86. T.... R....

    2:50 I was just thinking "He's not really shouting at Em, is he?". I'm sure Em heard it tho. xD

  87. A.... ....

    Haha, gang stalker, better follow your masters. Need keys, jingle jangle. Thats the killshot, is they have to use directed energy weapons against people. Hahahahahahaha

  88. s.... j....

    Just consider this an open invitation
    For anybody who thinks that they cold enough to replace me
    My shit's doper than cocaine in the 80’s
    I'm a sick fuck, snatchin' your gold chain just to hang you
    Throw the propane on the flames ’til it go bang cause I hate you
    Then I light a couple candles and go pray you don't make it
    They say I got a big ego, it's so strange and inflated
    I'm an asshole when I'm drunk, drinkin' Jose on vacation
    I might remix every beat cause I don't pay, I just take 'em
    All these rappers suckin’ dick now, hopin’ to make 'em famous
    But sorry it’s not contagious, record in your fucking basement
    You adorable, but please stop toyin' with my patience
    Like whatcha gonna do when it's do or die, dawg?
    Blood diamonds on my wrist, that's a suicide watch
    I’ll be pullin' right up on you like an Uber driver
    And I'll murder you right where you stand with a suit and tie on
    Take your wallet, iPod and your shoes and drive off
    Got a crew of die hards, and they'll shoot if I bark
    Got an AK-47 on the hood of my car
    Goin' blocka-blocka-blocka till it's blood on my tires
    This song's really just for whom it concerns
    I'm out here killin' everybody like that movie "The Purge"
    I'm crude and absurd, these dudes are in the mood to get Merked
    'Cause if you're fuckin' with me then your must be stupid for sure
    I'm the teacher motherfucker, today you gonna learn
    They want smoke while I'm a hookah
    That means you could get burned
    They just reaching for the clout like "Who wanna work?"
    It's pretty sad what these dudes are prolly do for a verse
    I got heavy artillery if you literally thinkin' that you could even compare to me, then you trippin', mothafuka
    I make friends with my enemies, get 'em drunk off a hennessey
    And then when they least expect it, I'ma kill 'em, mothafuka
    I'm sick in the head, I need penicillin, mothafuka
    Tell Diddy I'm 2Pac and Biggie, mothafuka
    It's fuck twelve like I'm bangin' at noon, bruh
    These slug shells in your face like a tooth brush
    I'm gettin' bored with 'em, I've been waitin' like who's up
    Bitch, I'm like a barber with this blade, get your crew cut
    I'm Johnny Knoxville, and killin' rap is my new stunt
    You dudes Kaitlyn Jenner, you should go get your boobs done
    I got two personalities
    I argue in the mirror
    Got the game in my palm, dawg
    I'm the puppeteer, I don't even have to try
    I'll get high and chug a beer
    And the next time I'll get thirsty I'll drink all these rappers tears (Haha)
    I'm the illest in Canada these days
    Anybody disagreeing with that statement's gettin' spanked
    I got 25 tours on my resume
    1500 shows
    Bitch I'm doin' what they never can
    Australia to Canada to USA to Netherlands
    I got the whole world right behind me like the Weather Man

  89. J.... P....

    Never heard this dude I know how lame but this is dope as fuck though

  90. A.... S....

    King pin feeling?

  91. R.... M....

    Stompdown or take a bath with a toaster

  92. M.... L....

    Honestly might be better than the original for real

  93. �.... ....

    Please just completely distroy MGK 1 day in a battle please!!!

  94. C.... R....

    Eminem has nothing on merkules he is definitely 1000 time's better then his punk ass will ever be best rapper out here keep it up merkules ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

  95. S.... C....

    Mask on like freddy ? 🤔

  96. C.... M....

    Em, Joyner, and Merkules on a beat. Three lyrical masterminds with unique styles flowing on the same track would be untouchable.