Mental As Anything - Surf & Mull & Sex & Fun Lyrics






Big blond Max, waxy twin fin squeezed between her knees
Love her stacks, when she does her radical re-entry
I take her blatantly, hands grip her tanned girth
We stare so vacantly out at the glassy surf

Oceans, oceans of skin, stretched upon the sand
Like foaming crusts they're wrapped around each other
Seaweeds, seaweeds galore, hanging by the shore
Surf and mull and sex that's all life's for

More and more, more brilliant total bulk and untold gag
What a score, ten points me ol' and here's a shoulder bag
I never go to school, hardly need to work at all
The world has got no rules, it's just a coloured ball
It's just a coloured ball

Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun

It's just a coloured ball
It's just a coloured ball

Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun

Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun
Surf and mull and sex and fun





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  1. K.... P....

    OMG I used to listen to this song constantly when behind the bar at the Standard Hotel in Orange.
    Was one of the patrons favourite songs to play on the jukebox. Got to love the 80's and The Mentals 🤩😍

  2. J.... W....

    The world has got no rules.... pop genius!

  3. T.... ....

    Santana was clearly influenced by this song , actually inspired by it to write two world number ones in 1999 and 2000

  4. M.... Y....

    man those holden dress rims are rare

  5. T.... P....

    love it. thumbs up!

  6. f.... ....

    Thank you ... I've been waiting for someone to post this for many a year and never got around to doing it myself ... a true classic ;)