Mental As Anything - Spanish Gardener Lyrics

You're living with your sugar daddy
In a terrace house in paddy
I've been watching you for sometime
While I eat my pie at lunchtime
I'm just a council worker
A lonely Playboy jerker
And all I'm doing is wishing
A little recognition

I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That's all I wanna be, yeah

After work at the hotel
The boys all laugh at me
They know I'm going crazy
Over you at number forty-three
They say that I won't get you
Ten bucks says I can
They say that you won't look at
A dirty council man

I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That's all I wanna be, yeah