Melvins - Gluey Porch Treatments Lyrics






You learned how to cry
And I don't think you're sorry.
You need a little smack of reality
And I'm gonna be sick.

Now you takes a test
I ask her do you like it.
You takes a pile of boards on a gluey porch
And I laugh.

You like too a-rapachu a-you like you a-rapachu a-really low.





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  1. J.... G....

    #throwbackthursday

  2. J.... G....

    Tremendous song!

  3. P.... P....

    This album is from 1987 in case if people were wondering

    P.... P....

    He wrote from 1999 but the production is straight 80s

  4. P.... ....

    How the fuck does Buzz get that insane sound from 4:40 to 4:45? Sounds like it wants to collapse into feedback!

  5. c.... ....

    The Swans is oozing out of this song

  6. K.... ....

    I FUCKING LOVE THE MELVINS

  7. S.... K....

    can't wait to see them on their 30th anniversary tour!!!!!!! will be my fourth time seeing them. :-D

  8. c.... ....

    Yep, nothing really matches early Swans in that department.

  9. c.... ....

    Cringer...haven't heard that name in forever.

  10. t.... ....

    Dale really roams around on this one. If Matt doesn't keep it tight on bass, this thing falls apart around 2:20. The cohesiveness is genius.

  11. f.... M....

    I love Melvins. I love Electric Wizard. they r different bands. different genres. And both fucking awesome. Dont compare them.

  12. B.... S....

    You cannot listen to this song and not do the slow deliberate headbang. I've tried and it can't be done.

  13. t.... .....

    gotta love the melvins
    no choice

  14. a.... ....

    Melvins fucking awsome band

  15. I.... ....

    my favorite song, when it plays i can feel it in my body

  16. W.... M....

    Honestly, I think the guys from the Melvins and Electric Wizard would find people arguing about which band is heavier to be laughable in the first place.

  17. T.... ....

    This album was my first exposure to the Melvins, minus that song Instant Larry they did for the Demon Knight soundtrack on the 90s. I never heard anything so ominous or haunting as that bass line and those drum hitz. I had to shut it off before the song ended. Fast forward to 6 months later. My friend sends me some pacific nw bud so I smoked a bone of it and listened to the song Boris, and was immediately hooked. They've been my favorite band ever since.

  18. T.... ....

    This album was my first exposure to the Melvins, minus that song Instant Larry they did for the Demon Knight soundtrack on the 90s. I never heard anything so ominous or haunting as that bass line and those drum hitz. I had to shut it off before the song ended. Fast forward to 6 months later. My friend sends me some pacific nw bud so I smoked a bone of it and listened to the song Boris, and was immediately hooked. They've been my favorite band ever since.

  19. d.... ....

    1987. Not 1999. Pure Awesomeness!!!

  20. M.... n....

    where´s is the epic button

  21. C.... ....

    @Endtrail99 I remember buying it in when it was first released having never heard it from a recommendation from the guy in the record store ( i was a speed ,thrash metal freak at the time , i thought he was taking the piss) and getting home and listening with total awe at the pure heaviness of riffing. I was hooked from then ,awesome album love it. Thanks Ade well recommended.

  22. G.... ....

    This had to of influenced the sound of slaves and bulldozers by Soundgarden.

  23. b.... ....

    How does one even come up with the title "Gluey Porch Treatments"?

  24. M.... G....

    creepy song, i almost wet my pants.

  25. P.... ....

    @tuiti87
    Great story...
    Yeah, The Melvins were the best live act I've ever scene.
    Nothing is heavy enough these days...bands like Electric Wizard are a joke.

  26. 7.... ....

    @tuiti87 Thats fuckin sick, i would have been honored to even be in that position... and the fact that you guys respected each others practice rehearsal times is fuckin bad ass.

  27. H.... ....

    @HentzDude didn't notice u already explained the re relase my bad

  28. H.... ....

    btw, according to wikipedia this album was released in 1987 not '99

    H.... ....

    HentzDude This album was re-relased by Ipecac in 1999. You can see it in the studio's website.

  29. H.... ....

    thank you for upload!

  30. t.... ....

    melvins used to practice in a studio in san francisco's mission district. i was friend/roadie of cringer, who practiced in the space next to them. once melvins tuned up and started practicing, cringer had to stop playing cause melvins were so fucking loud cringer couldn't hear themselves play. we'd just sit next door and rock out in amazement.

  31. R.... ....

    @Endtrail99 it was re-released in 99 on CD, but yeah it shud say 87

  32. E.... ....

    this albums is from 86-87

  33. S.... ....

    To be exact, I have seen them twice. Both shows were good, but the first one at a really small club was enormous. Heavy as hell. Btw, they had Lori in the lineup then.

  34. S.... ....

    Cool song. Seen them live in 1990 or so. Btw, I do not think this album is from 99. Since its their debut it must be from the late 80s

    S.... ....

    SlayerHippie This album was re-relased by Ipecac in 1999.