Meat Puppets - Split Myself In Two Lyrics
The man laid his hat on the table
Hung his coat up on the wall
Sat down to dinner
Said as soon as I am able
I'll say something nice to you all
Then he took a deck from his pocket
Spread em so I saw 'em all
Then he turned his back to me shuffled 'em and drew me
The card that said I never would fall
Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do
I got a dollar on the corner and a razor in my shoe
If I don't get an answer
Gonna split myself in two
Turned to me and gave me a smile
He said I'm leaving now
But I want what you owe me
I'll be back in a little while
That was the last time I saw him
Hope I never see him again
I know it sounds funny
But I owe him some money
And I really don't want him for a friend
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Meat Puppets Split Myself In Two Comments
psych country punk
The man laid his hat on the table
Hung his coat up on the wall
Sat down to dinner said as soon as I am able
I'll say something nice to you all
Then he took a deck from his pocket
Spread 'em so I saw 'em all
Then he turned his back to me shuffled 'em and drew me
The card that said I never would fall
Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do
I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe
If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two
He spun 'till a ton was glistening
Turned to me and gave me a smile
He said I'm leaving now but I want what you owe me
I'll be back in a little while
That was the last time I saw him
Hope I never see him again
I know it sounds funny but I owe him some money
And I really don't want him for a friend
Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do
I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe
If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two
Cowpunk, hardcore punk, noise rock, psychedelic rock, crossover thrash
That guitar, man it's fucking sick.
Kirkwood is the bomb . He was so fun to see live. God love ya Cris, Curt and derrick
Best ever. Feelin it!
I can see how they i fluence nirvana and soundgarden
Kind of reminds me of “Three Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please” by Splodgenessabounds
kinda sounds like the dead milkmen
Love M puppets but hate this music not good level
Really? Imo this album is one of their only good ones
Cow Punk at its finest 😎
Ever notice how this album kinda sounds like Phish....
I think the album up on the sun sounds like phish tbh
FUCK NIRVANA
This is something different for 1984. The guitarists is great!
1.17 - 1.47 - desert elevation to the power of x cloud
MEAT PUPPETS FUCKING RULE!
best song on the album
+CrueMember nah, but its a hell of an opener
Outstanding
Yea, I sometimes feel this way.
love it
I Googled Rumelstiltskin........ and it brought me here.
Love this whole album, definitely in my top 5, and most of those spots are reserved for the Grateful Dead ;)
you are weird and I totally agree.
Ick, the Grateful Bred
joodris recommend some Dead
Well yea 1984, just looked at my album. Live that many years and the ones when you were younger all become blurred together. :P
sound a little like Husker Du.
This is the song I heard on a college radio station here in NJ back in 1980 (WSOU 89.5FM) which got me introduced to The Meat Puppets. Went out bought the album and have been a fan ever since! :)
Wow....32 friggin years ago,,where the hell has the time gone????
This album didn't come out till '84.
Now this is how fucking start an album
hardcore country
Good music for most things in general.
@bloodclots99 as a "song", yes. As a composition, yes, I mean No. You should hear the first album. Try Tumbling Tumblweeds...and why youre at it, look up The Junior Chemists.
-prof. Malus Von Calculas
Whooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (pronounced "woo!")
Is this Thrash Country or is it Country Thrash?
They are still touring look for them!
@LenaLithium same here, if i mentioned the meat puppets or like the butthole surfers around my friends, theyd be like- What??
that guitar solo is orgasm
@bloodclots99 Are you fucking joking? Your shitty flash animations you uploaded are fucking horrible.
the meat puppets are such a GREAT band, why don't people recognize it....it only looks like 2,669.. have.
Really fun song to play on bass!
GR you are a GOD!!! I've been waiting for this song for so so long :D
worst song ive ever heard, i dont care about what you think, horrible...
It's not horrible, in my opinion. But hey, you do you. I think what you should understand though is that it may lack technical ability but once you strip it down to its core and look past all the bullshit associated with superficially good music, it's a really good Rock tune. It's better to have a great gift with shitty packaging than a shitty gift with great packaging.
Wow! This is so cool! Thx 4 posting...;)