Meat Loaf - California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl) Lyrics






Hey there girl
There's a little surprise
I'm so hot
And you're the reason why
You're so cute
I wanna smash your face
I know you're the queen
I'm just a pawn
Babe let me tell you
Tell you
Tell you
Tell you
I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me
I'm no Fred
But I can make your bed rock baby
Oh
Oh yeah
My god you're a beauty
I'm just a beast
Babe let me tell you
Tell you
Tell you
Tell you
I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for e
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me
You always pictured me
Laughing in the arms of others
What kind of man do you think I am?
We were just good friends
But we dreamed we could be lovers
Damned if ya don't, damned if ya do
I always promised you
The earth and you were right to ask it
What kind of fool do you take me for?
I played Romeo
But the tragedy became a farce yeah
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me
Whaa! No, no, no
I can barely fit my big dog in here
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me
Whoa Oh
No, no
I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me





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  1. J.... A....

    26 people can apparently fit their dick in their pants.

  2. K.... M....

    I can feel my faded Levis bursting apart

  3. W.... H....

    Jesus christ, not even Meat Loaf's great voice can save this absolute train wreck set of lyrics.

  4. t.... m....

    My uncle used to be his bodyguard

  5. E.... R....

    (15th.11.2018)

  6. C.... P....

    haha ."I can barely keep my Dick in my Pants."....

  7. P.... O....

    digibro just brought me here.

  8. B.... A....

    Stienman, in an interview, says that he always liked to include a subtle "Boner" reference in each of his songs. (The boy meets girl, girl meets boy thing)

    I missed it on this one... Can anyone point it out to me?

    B.... A....

    Steinman didn't write this. Why would you think he did, it doesn't sound like a Steinman song AT ALL. Meat sang a lot of things besides Steinman.

    B.... A....

    Yeah this album came out after Meatloaf split from Steinman. all the songs they were working together before it got scratched.

    B.... A....

    Are you guys okay. In the bra--THAT'S THE JOKE. If this was Steinman it would have somehow surpassed the subtly of Speaking in Tongues's "An erection of the heart"

  9. C.... H....

    My dad's favorite singer is meatloaf.......My favorite song by meatloaf is hey there girl......My twin sister, my dad and I blast this in the car.....Let's just say mom doesn't enjoy it LOL

  10. b.... ....

    i totally understand this because i can barley fit my dick in my pants lol!! guess it's time for some bigger pants!!

  11. G.... G....

    Justin Hawkins of The Darkness is a writer on this one!

  12. A.... ....

    VMan subs?

    A.... ....

    +Anonymous LUL

    A.... ....

    Same lol

    A.... ....

    Vman7 wewLAD

  13. R.... V....

    like the power of the chorus, but the part of the verses is commercial crap

  14. T.... ....

    #ezyteevee  donation hype Kappa

    T.... ....

    What? Lol

    T.... ....

    +Troublesolver Vman sub song 8)

  15. b.... p....

    Ah the shockwave of foxy Shazam can be felt even here

  16. r.... b....

    i can so relate to this song bro "BIGDICKLIFE"

  17. A.... ....

    What are you in middle school?

  18. S.... ....

    :48 is what I wish played when my teacher walks in the room.. she might as well be saying that >:I

  19. W.... K....

    everytime a girl asks me if i like her from not on im just going to reply "california isn't big enough" and laugh

    W.... K....

    The proper response is to yell "I CAN BARELY FIT MY DICK IN MY PANTS"
    Worked last time.

  20. d.... ....

    I can't play this loud enough. I want my ears to bleed.

  21. T.... M....

    Twice daily.

  22. R.... ....

    Rihn Faps to this

  23. S.... P....

    Okay, thank you for explaining that to me.

  24. H.... B....

    He isn't going to make Bat IV cause Jim has the copyright on it now and he isn't going to collab with Meat for awhile if not never again.

  25. H.... B....

    The four means that this is the fourth album he did on his own without Jim Steinman writing any songs. The first was midnight at the lost and found, then blind before I stop, couldn't of said it better, and then Hang Cool Teddy Bear.

  26. S.... P....

    I know it's Hang Cool Teddy Bear, but if you look on the back of the album (if you have a physical one) you can see a giant Roman Numeral 4 (IV).

  27. C.... ....

    No, it's Hang Cool Teddy Bear. Bat of Hell IV is coming sooner or later as long as he doesn't drop dead.

  28. N.... 2....

    Can you imagine if Foxy Shazam did this song? It honestly wouldn't sound too unusual, seeing as Eric Nally co-wrote this song.

  29. S.... P....

    Is this supposed to be Bat Out Of Hell 4? Because there is a IV on the back of the album.

  30. M.... M....

    This son... I can't even, so good.

  31. l.... ....

    Why, yes, youtube, I would like to replay this song.

  32. E.... ....

    You should get that checked out.

  33. A.... ....

    your comment makes no sense bro
    Can't tell if you are taking a shot at all well endowed men and calling them obese, or if you honestly believe that the penis is somehow above the extended stomachs of fat men.

  34. S.... ....

    WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SONG

    S.... ....

    SkanMLL because your life was incomplete

  35. M.... ....

    impressive

  36. s.... ....

    I've listened to this song about 200 times. Whats wrong with me?! I got Meat Loaf FEVA

    s.... ....

    surtur55 it's called the meat sweats

  37. C.... B....

    Oh... Dear. This is troublesome.

  38. T.... ....

    I CAN BARELY FIT MY CLIT IN MY PANTS!

  39. C.... S....

    I CAN BARELY FIT MY DICK IN MY PANTS!

  40. K.... L....

    I have the cd Hang Cool Teddy Bear and this song isn't on it.

  41. K.... ....

    i wanna smash your face lol

  42. B.... P....

    @blackrainuponus I think he shouldnt try to wear skinny jeans...

  43. L.... A....

    @MrCrowman13 theirs two virsons of the CD. Lol

  44. B.... M....

    @MrCrowman13 It wasnt released on some editions of the album due to its explicit nature. You'll have to buy seperatly or get the deluxe uncensored version of the album.

  45. T.... ....

    @rnrmustang the day he was born !

  46. F.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 You probably bought it at walmart didn't you? Walmart only sells a version without this song because of the word dick being in it.

  47. o.... ....

    Eric Nally of Foxy Shazam helped on this song haha!

  48. H.... B....

    @MrCrowman13 You didnt get the later albums. This was only added with like the third pressed you properly bought it off the shelve like me, the orignal UK albums had this included mine since I live in North America and came off the line didnt include this wondereous pack. My suggestion do what I did and either sell your copy and rebuy or just buy the itunes. I love Meat Loaf so I just bought another album.

  49. J.... C....

    This song is good..until it goes into california isnt big enough for my dick basically........

  50. d.... ....

    @wabbajack69 how can it only be on the uk release? im in canada and my mom got it for me, with this song, the day it came out, and she thinks she got it in zellers.

  51. d.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 it should be track 9 on the cd i think

  52. D.... R....

    I think I finally came up with the term to sum up this song, it is "delightfully absurd", what a charmer Meat Loaf, delightfully absurd indeed! I kid you not, I had this song stuck in my head last night while working and damn near went into conniption fits from laughing so hard while muttering the chorus line to myself. I am SO putting this song on my MP3 player sometime in the future.

  53. D.... R....

    @JackxNatalie she is not a legend, I am sorry, the term is legend in the making, of which she has the potential to become just by emulating the likes of Madonna and Cher, whom ARE legends even though I do not like their music, they've been around a long-ass time and thus are indeed legends. GaGa is not a legend yet, we shall see in 10 years if she has that.

  54. D.... R....

    Hilarious song is all I got to say, Meat Loaf came out a swingin' with this one. Tempted to get the album for this song, it helps that a majority of the rest of it is hard rock too. But seriously, this song is a laugh riot. Especially near the end where he says "I can barely fit my big dog in there, Uh oh! (Uh oh)" **LOL** was splitting my sides after that. Priceless!

  55. G.... ....

    @VAStarGazer211 No, he's saying his dick is too big.

  56. L.... S....

    Bad ass song...added bonus of Justin Hawkins(The Darkness/Hot Leg) on back up vocals

  57. S.... M....

    if im hereing this song ight, hes saying his pants are to small?!

  58. D.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 It's only on the UK release of the album!

  59. B.... ....

    I wish Meatloaf all the luck in the world with his new album, but.....no album of his was ever successful without the writing of Jim Steinman. And no song on this album was written by Jim Steinman. For some reason Meat is the best singing songs written by Steinman. He is a song writing genius. Meatloaf has the voice for his songs and they just click. I love Meatloaf, so don't send me hate comments. I am just disappointed that they didn't collaborate again on an album.

  60. M.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 did u get it wall mart ?? i had to re buy it at amazon to get it

  61. R.... L....

    @MrCrowman13 its only on the UK release

  62. d.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 Some stores that sell this album took this song off the CD. Because of the line including the word “dick”, they felt it was inappropriate to sell in their stores. You must have purchased one of the altered CDs.

  63. P.... ....

    "i can barely fit my dick in my pants" - what a great line!!

  64. C.... ....

    @MrCrowman13

    If you bought it from Walmart it's not on that version.

  65. M.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 UK version only

  66. m.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 it's available exclusively in the UK

  67. c.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 thats cause there was two versions of the album one with few songs that are censored but the other one has way more songs and they aren't censored i kinda wish i knew that before i bought the regular version but oh well

  68. s.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 the US version doesnt include california. You need to get the UK version of the album

  69. A.... Z....

    i never listen to this stuff but its good considering im into dance reims ov my own lol

  70. d.... c....

    @MrCrowman13
    It did

  71. D.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 they released the album with censored songs. this one was removed entirely from the release.

  72. b.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 It should be on it. You sure you checked every song?

  73. t.... ....

    Awesome song!!! This just became my theme music.

  74. c.... ....

    @port27power isnt like his original stuff but it still rocks

  75. c.... ....

    @MrCrowman13 I dont have it yet, but i know theres an Itunes exclusive and I think theres a like mater edition or something which has another cd (I think) and so this song might but one of those

  76. c.... ....

    @DrMetuza well of course it's not the best when you compare it to his best work, same goes for any band. You gotta admit though, he still knows how to deliver.

  77. M.... ....

    OK DID I MISS SOMETHING, I HAVE THIS ALBUM AND THIS SONG IS NOT ON IT. WTF

  78. c.... ....

    loving this new album

  79. c.... ....

    @DarthAnger well said i second that

  80. k.... ....

    OMG!!! Lol! Amazing~ WORK that chorus, Meat Loaf!!! xD

  81. D.... S....

    i must admit i hated this song at first but its grown on me rock on meat !!!!!

  82. s.... ....

    @DarthAnger i AGREE WITH YOU

  83. s.... ....

    @JackxNatalie

    do me a favour dude, do a quick check and see how many singers,groups etc have all had debut number 1,s and consecutive hits from their first album, theres plenty to choose from. then do a quick check and and see how long theyve lasted and then check to see if they have become legends, gaga is nothing special and im betting that in 5 yrs shes done and ppl wont remember her, hows that legendary status. so many singers burst on to the scene these days then dissappear.

  84. s.... ....

    @JackxNatalie

    sry dude, but i dont agree gagas a legend, yes they both broke records but it takes more than that to become a legend. success in the short term is pretty easy these days, u only have to look at most of the shit thats floating around in the charts these days, its longevity that makes legends, meat has had huge success over 30+ yrs, gaga has been here only a short time but will she be here in 10,20 or 30 yrs, id like to say yes but i just cant see it.

  85. s.... ....

    @JackxNatalie

    pls dont mention gaga in the same sentence as meat pls, gaga aint worthy.

  86. b.... ....

    @carboy2278
    You're right, I'll be re-uploading them again soon.

  87. b.... ....

    @carboy2278 Love you too mate.

  88. H.... ....

    This song... I love it so much. SO MUCH.

  89. J.... D....

    loaf is back!

  90. b.... ....

    @paolopk2 My thoughts exactly, but well, we can't change the way they think. I'm curious though how long this video will last

  91. H.... G....

    i cant help but laugh when meat loaf says that california isnt big enough for him, im sorry but that is just a fat joke waiting to happen

  92. D.... T....

    These songs are dreadful! they just have no substance! they just dont exite me!!

  93. D.... W....

    @MeatloafTribute1

    VOTE LIB DEM AND GET NICK CLEGG TO BAN THIS CRAP ALBUM FROM THE SHOPS LOL,

  94. T.... E....

    @jessemcshitt is that what it says xD? i only heared " i cant fit my dick in my hands" rofl

  95. J.... A....

    i can barely fit my dick in my pants

  96. P.... T....

    @RyleeStrange he plays the solo on this

  97. P.... T....

    Could you please send me the songs to my msn email? i can send you every darkness songs, b-sides and hot leg songs and b-sides!

  98. D.... ....

    @betjo RED PONY TOURS ARE ARSEHOLES! THEY DELETED MY ALBUM, BUT IT WILL BE BACK

  99. b.... ....

    @alieleven They got deleted by Red Pony Tours thanks to copyright abuse or something. It wont take long before these will be taken down too

    b.... ....

    betjo nine years later.......

  100. B.... B....

    Fucking awesome song!