Mean Girls Cast - Meet The Plastics Lyrics






[CADY, spoken:]
Woah. Who is at that table over there?

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
Don't look at them, just don't!

[DAMIAN, sung:]
We call those three "The Plastics"
They're shiny, fake, and hard

[JANIS:]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[DAMIAN:]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[JANIS:]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flame

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[JANIS, spoken:]
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones that work for her, then die

[REGINA, sung:]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

[JANIS, spoken:]
That's Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

[GRETCHEN, sung:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[DAMIAN, JANIS:]
Disaster!

[GRETCHEN:]
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

[DAMIAN, GRETCHEN:]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[JANIS, spoken:]
That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
I once saw her put a "D" in the word "Orange"

[KAREN, sung:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it

[REGINA:]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[CADY, spoken:]
Oh, it's okay, I…

[REGINA, sung:]
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak

[GRETCHEN:]
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap:]
[REGINA:]
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
[GRETCHEN:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
[KAREN:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:]
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this every day
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong

[REGINA, spoken:]
No, really. Say it

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN, sung:]
Say here's where you belong!

[Cady, overlapped]
Here's where I belong!

[GRETCHEN:]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!





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  1. a.... x....

    This is really good i love it!!!!!

  2. m.... n....

    I really feel bad for the actress of Karen do her best acting dumb

  3. Z.... ....

    They didn't get all the words right

  4. z.... y....

    Lol I love how the others are still like a statue when it isn’t their turn to sing

  5. M.... ....

    This reminds me of my older sisters plays she used to do in high school

  6. l.... 1....

    Is the audience dead lmao?? This was amazing!

  7. M.... S....

    I like how all of the cast stuck to the original personalities. It really gives the same amazing chills once the plastics hit the spotlight.

  8. I.... a....

    Some of the words are way too fast paced and out of their own place. Also, not enough expression flowing through these actors.

  9. A.... I....

    1:42 Same thou but AHA HAHA REGINA ME NEVA HAVE WEIGHED MORE THAN 110

  10. M.... M....

    Love the ensemble dancers!!

  11. z.... f....

    If tou dont way more then 117 then why does 3 men have to carry you around. Brat god gave you legs for a reason, USE THEM!

  12. B.... G....

    Karen "I may NOT be smart".
    Me me to girl same

  13. S.... I....

    No one


    Absolutely nobody


    Not a single soul



    Karen: My SkIrT iS tInY

  14. P.... F....

    These actors look nothing like the girls from the mean girls movie... It's making me mad. Damian was my favorite and they messed him up!

  15. J.... B....

    Omg, the gretchen is awesome

  16. I.... S....

    Boys Are stupid

  17. K.... ....

    Mah name is rageeeeeeena geoaarrrrge

  18. L.... ....

    Imagine how awkward it must be for the actors who have to rub up on Regina’s legs during her solo.

  19. E.... '....

    Karen was feeling her character.

  20. Y.... s....

    Just gotta say how do they stand
    So still XD

  21. S.... B....

    They forgot the part where Karen asks why she is white if she’s from Africa!

  22. M.... S....

    Who is recording 😬😬😬

  23. L.... g....

    (115) jeez Regina george

  24. *.... U....

    When she said “this whole school humps my leg” the boys were actually humping her leg....

  25. F.... T....

    No one ever::
    "I've got money and LooOKSSSSS"

  26. E.... S....

    No really say aeuyit

  27. h.... a....

    But Regina is blonde

  28. V.... F....

    Pourly casted

  29. H.... L....

    1:21 LOOK AT THE DUDE IN THE BACK😳😳😳😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡

  30. a.... s....

    They came up with the soprano bro

  31. T.... G....

    Orande?




    ORANDE!

  32. S.... B....

    WHY IS DAMIEN HOT?

  33. C.... i....

    Director: ok, how uncomfortable do you want us to make you during your verse?

    Renee: yes

  34. U.... ....

    I swear I was singing in the coach it was so fun..

  35. �.... �....

    My name is KaReNn, my hair is ShinNy, my teeth are PerRfEcT, my skirt is TInY, it barely covers my pErKy HINey, My name is KaReNn I may not be SMaRtttt! That’s it.

    �.... �....

    LMAOOOO

  36. N.... H....

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Regina: nO rEaLlY sAy ETT

  37. e.... b....

    Is this a joke. This looks bad tbh lmao.

  38. �.... S....

    WTF BRO boys you don’t have to massage her Regina is all right!!

  39. I.... E....

    This is awesomeeeeee ❤️

  40. �.... ....

    In my opinion I don’t like the voice of the girl who played karen

    �.... ....

    PinkBlueberry YT and I can state my own opinion without a bitchy attitude like yours

    �.... ....

    @손상Chloe손상 they said one word lmao calm down

    �.... ....

    ug lee and i said 13, don’t see a problem

  41. K.... Z....

    No One:
    No Soul:
    Regina : *I GOT MONEY AND LOOKSSSSSZZSZZSSSZSSZSS*

  42. W.... I....

    I like how Regina says her name


    Regina:MY name's Regiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gWOuRGEeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  43. D.... G....

    *My name is Regina GeoOoaAOAOoaRGEE*

  44. T.... T....

    1:47 that guy has a great view and he knows it

    T.... T....

    Bastet Bois 👈🏻👍🏻

  45. L.... A....

    *oh my goodness gracious alive Gretchen talks fast—*

  46. F.... s....

    Amazing :D

  47. R.... Z....

    Karen Actually Is A Good One XD It Made Me Laugh So Much

  48. H.... _....

    All I want is for one show the plastics have hydroflasks and scrunchies. Like please.

  49. G.... ....

    Am I the only person who thinks the character who plays as Karen is pretty

  50. H.... S....

    where’s cady?

  51. K.... H....

    WHAT THE HECK😥

  52. S.... ....

    So Regina is Cercei and Gretchen is the master of whispers and Karen is the mountain..?

  53. J.... H....

    "Regina's" voice is so freaking good!

  54. M.... ....

    how could the people there hold the laughing at the karen part? XD

  55. T.... P....

    Regina and the white skrit girl is pretty but karen is soooo cute and dumest person like me at school

  56. C.... K....

    You guys rule at singing this song

  57. {.... C....

    I wish my school did this XD (I would want to be Gretchen :p)

  58. J.... S....

    There good more good than the other

  59. F.... W....

    At 4.00 she splitted XD

  60. �.... ....

    That's the best video I seen so far.

  61. J.... P....

    Plot twist: Janis is actually Heather and starts singing Candy Store
    "Are we gonna have a PROBLEM here?"
    xD

  62. K.... D....

    SO FETCH

  63. A.... H....

    First of all: *Regina's hair is BLONDE* messed that up really badly.
    Second of all: *Why do you need to go all up on their legs and body?*
    Third of all: *That's not even the character from 2004.*
    I'm *jealous* ;-;

  64. x.... X....

    How come I can relate with Karen

  65. C.... E....

    *No, really seaayy it*

  66. B.... C....

    This redefined iconic

  67. T.... V....

    i’m going tomorrow

  68. R.... ....

    mY nAMe iS rEGiNa *gEeEeeaeEeeAEAeaEaeOOooOeEeAaaRRrRrGgGggEeeEaAaaAeEeeEeIIiiIiiIiEEEeEaAaAAeeEEeE*

  69. A.... ....

    I feel bad for Karen

  70. M.... t....

    My name is karen my hair is freaking shiny my teeth is perfecth my skirt tiny if color my *** my name is karen i am not smart:(

  71. r.... o....

    I like how they put the audience in the place of cady

  72. S.... R....

    The footage

  73. C.... H....

    Regina George: my name is Regina George and i am a massive deal fear me love stand and stare at me and these these are real

  74. J.... &....

    Did anyone saw underwear her skirt....?

  75. I.... t....

    *Heathers have entered the chat to end these girls' carrers*

  76. M.... M....

    I love this song

  77. M.... G....

    absolutely amazing!!!!

  78. M.... M....

    You guys are so good omg

  79. I.... L....

    I love MEAN GRILS

  80. M.... W....

    You guys sing son beautiful 😊

  81. I.... R....

    *"I've got money and lookSSSSssSSsSsSs-"*

    I.... R....

    and i oop And i oop sksksksksksksksksk

    I.... R....

    It's Like the Vsco Laugh:- SKSKSK SKSKSK

  82. y.... d....

    Karen is actually funny XD

  83. s.... ....

    *They Sing So FETCH!*

  84. C.... ....

    Gretchen~This was so fetch Regina~Stop trying to make fetch happen because it won't happen.

  85. S.... ....

    Karen is a mood lol

  86. A.... P....

    The last girl is cute awww

  87. T.... g....

    I hate when the boys touch Regina’s ass 🤮🤮

  88. J.... O....

    Really good actors their voices are really good like the sound real

  89. J.... M....

    AWESOME!!!!!

  90. G.... N....

    uh your not allowed to record videos in theaters.....
    but its FETCH

  91. E.... H....

    I got goosebumps

  92. A.... V....

    i give this a 10/10
    bc the performance is great!!

  93. J.... j....

    You know that was in Wednesday and they said on Wednesday’s we where pink 😂

  94. G.... i....

    I like Karen she looks pretty

    G.... i....

    And funny

  95. A.... P....

    I love how Karen was so into it

  96. L.... D....

    Karen has a nice voice

  97. T.... s....

    Regina: who are you?

    Heathers c: I'm you but better

    Grechen :who are you

    Heather d: I'm you but less spunkie

    Karen : hi who are you

    Heather m: I'm you but I'm smarter by 100

    T.... s....

    Thomas sanders fan 311207 omg yes!!!

    T.... s....

    Mean Girls is the PG-13 version of Heathers

    T.... s....

    @SlimySnekBoi ÙWÚ love the profile pick ❤💛💚💙💜

    T.... s....

    Grease: Without me y'all are nothing

    T.... s....

    Sophia Mermaid omg hai! I’m a sub and didn’t expect to see you here hehe