McCafferty - Alligator Skin Boots Lyrics






"I'm fucking beyond help."

And the pastor says I'm good
But Jesus Christ I'm never good
I'll nail my hands up to the wall
I'll nail my hands up to the wall
And yeah, the pastor says I'm good
But Jesus Christ I'm never good
I'll nail my hands up to the wall
I'll nail my hands up to the wall

And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
They just said I'm fucked just like my mom is fucked
I bet your dad's fucked up and in the black light I could tell a sick joke
Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

Twinkle twinkle little star
Alcoholics don't get far
Unless they drink and drive
Let's go for a ride
And I hope I crash and die tonight
I hope I crash and die tonight

Saying, I do not like you
I do not mind him much
You were just my first
Now I've had

I'm cool to the touch
Leap to my death
I'll die for my friends
I'll lie till the end
I'm cool to the touch
Leap to my death
I'll die for you all
I'll die for my friends

It goes like this
Well I ain't sorry
With broken wrists
I climb from these walls

My skin crawls
My skin crawls
My





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  1. A.... H....

    A good friend recommended this to me.

  2. S.... ....

    Really dunno if I should get this song

  3. t.... !....

    Does anyone know a song really similar to this? Because this is my favorite song and I can never find anything quite like it

    t.... !....

    listen to the whole beachboy album the songs are kinda similar

  4. C.... R....

    I could tell a sick joke....Twinkle twinkle little star alcoholics don’t get far unless they drink and drive..let’s go for a ride?

  5. Y.... h....

    Where is this band now

    Y.... h....

    We put out a new album called The House With No Doorbell in October. We are also dropping an EP of re-recorded old songs in 2020. :) We are still very active, we just don't tour.

    Y.... h....

    Oh thanks very much

    Y.... h....

    Oh I also love your guys music

  6. s.... ....

    T W I N K L E T W I N K L E L I T T L E S T A R

  7. J.... G....

    I usually dont do stuff like this but this band could use a hell of alot of improvement, the only thing I would say is bad really is the guys voice, he has a terrible singing voice

    J.... G....

    Oh my god shut the fuck up Joyce nobody gives a shit

    J.... G....

    The version you hear here was recorded in 2014. You might be interested in the re-recorded version on our new album The House With No Doorbell. :)

    J.... G....

    @Emily Hartkop Dont listen to this douchebag honestly, your husband makes great music and you play bass really well, this guy doesnt understand older sounding music.

  8. M.... F....

    This song is amazing. I found this yesterday and I can’t stop replaying it during classes as I work. The guitar is awesome! The vocals sound great and fit well with the overall tone of the song. You can obviously tell this dudes in pain during the song and the notes and rhythm of the guitar make it sound somber and erratic, like the erratic suicidal and sad thoughts of the man singing. I dont know, might be reading in too much but I just love this a lot :3

  9. �.... a....

    This is lowkey a "sad" bop :D

  10. G.... T....

    Is anyone still listening , it's crazy to think this was 3 years ago already

  11. 7.... ....

    This reminds me of twenty one pilots self titled

  12. m.... h....

    saying


    IiIIHii


    dont like you

  13. K.... W....

    Why can’t either of you see how badly this is impacting me I spent my entire life feeling hated by anyone and everyone I’ve ever loved and craved attention from. I am sorry for whatever made me so damaged.

  14. n.... h....

    Emo music

  15. L.... .....

    0:59 to 1:12 😭😭😭

  16. D.... S....

    yeah, the doctors were nice enough.
    they just said fucked.
    just like my mom is fucked.
    I bet your dads fucked up.

  17. C.... R....

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  18. M.... H....

    I Hope TikTok will never come here

  19. v.... ....

    ah, the theme song for my hospice admissions and drug dependency

  20. A.... E....

    “They just said I’m fucked just like my mom’s fucked I bet your dad’s fucked up!” ...that hits home..

  21. A.... E....

    *Screamed 4 times while listening to this song*

  22. J.... S....

    this is a yummy

  23. M.... ....

    Getting Wilbur soot vibes, anyone else?

  24. M.... C....

    Am I the only one that thinks the chorus sounds like Tyler Joseph singing?

  25. m.... o....

    the fact that they’re doing a remake of this is keeping me alive and thriving holy SHIT i’m pumped

  26. R.... D....

    sometimes sadness feels like heaven

  27. _.... S....

    0:59
    here's the replay button for one of the best lyrics in this whole world.

  28. �.... �....

    I can't believe I'm only really paying attention to the lyrics now, before in 2016 I would never really listen. Now that I'm older and I understand better.. It's crazy.

  29. C.... G....

    This hits hard

  30. R.... J....

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    ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ

  31. I.... s....

    Twinkle twinkle little star alcoholics don't get far unless they drink and drive let's go for a ride and I hope I crash and die tonight :))))

  32. A.... I....

    I have a unhealthy obsession I keep coming back and listening over and over again

  33. a.... r....

    their songs give me happy teenage bad stupid memories. i mean i’m still a teenage but they make me thing of that seen in wallflower where there in the tunnel, it just aaa <3

    a.... r....

    Perks of being a Wallflower? Love that movie

  34. G.... T....

    Ek blek

  35. L.... L....

    My god, 80% of these comments are just the alcoholics lyric

  36. S.... T....

    “I bet your dads fucked up” hell yeah right..

  37. A.... K....

    Anyone else loving this still in 2019 also? LIKE if so!

  38. A.... K....

    Obsessed

  39. S.... H....

    twinkle twinkle little star,
    alcoholics don't get far.
    unless they drink and drive.
    let's go for a ride.

  40. T.... ....

    here before tik tok lets go (-:

  41. A.... D....

    0:59 ;-;

    A.... D....

    love it

  42. c.... ....

    I learned the tabs to this song ans i am so happy

    c.... ....

    now sing it

  43. P.... 0....

    I'm happy that i discovered this beauty

  44. L.... O....

    Love how I'm listening to this while drunk

  45. X.... P....

    This song is 👌🏻

  46. K.... ....

    hope i crash and die tonight

  47. T.... U....

    This song means so much to me I literally got "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Alcoholics don't Get far, Unless they Drink and Drive, Let's Go for a Ride" Tattooed on my Arm yesterday. Thank you McCafferty for bringing this wonderful song into the world.

  48. P.... l....

    try 0.75speed .sad hours for sure

  49. E.... ....

    always eat your food kids! never listen to the voice that tells you to stop eating.

  50. G.... A....

    Guys on the side I got an add that said”THE 5 BEST BOOTS TO BUY IN 2019”

  51. T.... W....

    I love you Oliver

  52. P.... B....

    this shit hurted

  53. Z.... ....

    "The doctors were nice enough, they just said I'm fucked." Ik it's a song about sadness and all that but I honestly think this is the funniest thing in the song😂😂😂😂

  54. N.... C....

    He sounds like Morty from Rick and morty

  55. M.... ....

    I'm so addicted to this song rn. I'm going through a bed depressive state and it's just so... I don't know, numbing. It's nice. Been listening to it on repeat for hours on end everyday.

  56. y.... ....

    *this* *sounds* *like* *cole* *sprouse* ffshdfkkfkwjw

  57. S.... ....

    my friend told me that these songs remind her of me..

  58. D.... ....

    Here's the lyrics I sourced from Genius(https://genius.com/Mccafferty-alligator-skin-boots-lyrics):


    "I'm fucked and beyond hope."



    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall


    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked
    Just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke


    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope, I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had


    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends


    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls


    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My...

  59. T.... Y....

    My sister likes this song, and she left today, so if your reading this sis, I miss you.

  60. F.... ....

    I recently stumbled upon McCafferty and this was the first song of theirs I listened to and I am hooked. I love these guys so much. The music just hits home

  61. F.... A....

    1:04 AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HEARING TYLER JOSEPH IN THE BACKGROUND ?!

    F.... A....

    Milkyvpeach IT DOES 😂

    F.... A....

    @Forever Alone whY CAN I NOT HEAR MR JOSEPH I'M SOBBING

    F.... A....

    Milkyvpeach I STILL DON‘T KNOW :‘0

    F.... A....

    @Forever Alone i'm jEALOUS I WANT TO HEAR HIM TOO

    F.... A....

    Milkyvpeach LMAO HAHAHA

  62. b.... ....

    What trash, why are white people such weirdos

    b.... ....

    Differnent options mate

    b.... ....

    that’s ur opinion dude but i respect it anyway

    b.... ....

    I think people in general are weird. But if we're all weird, that makes us all normal.

  63. V.... ....

    this song.. I feel every note, every word of it. I relate to the entirety of it, but I don't think that's good. I'm really all alone, huh?

  64. R.... I....

    I wish I didnt think about my mom during the alcoholic part. :/

    R.... I....

    :( all the best to you

    R.... I....

    @ophelia Thank you, hope you have a great day!

    R.... I....

    Regg Ina you too!

  65. I.... a....

    Reminds me of hobo Johnson

    I.... a....

    I guess so, that's probably why i love both of them so much!

  66. S.... ....

    I hope I crash and die tonight

  67. I.... W....

    I think the 119 people who disliked this related to this so much they cried and pressed the dislike button by accident

  68. y.... y....

    Big violent fems vibes from this fantastic joint

  69. D.... O....

    Reminds me a lot of The Taxpayers

  70. l.... ....

    I'm fucking beyond help."

    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah, the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall

    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up and in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

    Twinkle twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight

    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had

    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie till the end
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My

  71. B.... T....

    [Intro]
    "I'm fucked and beyond hope."

    [Verse 1]
    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    [Verse 2]
    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked
    Just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    [Verse 3]
    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope, I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    [Chorus]
    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    [Outro]
    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My...

    B.... T....

    thanks dude:)

  72. M.... A....

    I love this song and just the band in general, they’re just... real? Is that he right word for it? I think real works fine. They’re real.

  73. C.... R....

    the doctors were nice enough they just said i'm fucked just like my mom is fucked i bet your dad's fucked up

  74. J.... J....

    "Alligator Skin Boots"

    _"I'm fucking beyond help."_

    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah, the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall

    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said *I'm fucked just like my mom is fucked*
    *I bet your dad's fucked up* and in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

    _Twinkle twinkle little star_
    _Alcoholics don't get far_
    _Unless they drink and drive_
    _Let's go for a ride_
    And I hope I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight

    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had

    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie till the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My

  75. W.... T....

    Funny story, this actually helped me figure out an intricate backstory for a rather bland and flat character I made. So, thanks xoxo

  76. A.... D....

    I think the voice cracks add a certain touch to the song. It adds even more feeling. This sort of reminds me of twenty one pilots older things in a way

  77. b.... m....

    The lyrics ruin the song

  78. m.... ....

    This is a sad bop.

  79. A.... ....

    [Intro]
    "I'm fucked and beyond hope."

    [Verse 1]
    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall

    [Verse 2]
    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked
    Just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

    [Verse 3]
    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope, I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had

    [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    [Chorus]
    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    [Outro]
    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My...

  80. h.... i....

    "The doctors were nice enough, they just said I'm fucked just like my moms fucked, I bet your dads fucked up."

  81. C.... ....

    Wait is this song just about someone going through depression and stuff

  82. L.... ....

    Such an underrated band :(

  83. j.... j....

    nd the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    they just said I'm fucked
    just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    you were just my first
    Now I've had
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends
    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls
    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My

    j.... j....

    jay jiggered thanks!

    j.... j....

    thank you

  84. K.... ....

    I want lyrics for this

  85. r.... e....

    [Intro]
    "I'm fucked and beyond hope."

    [Verse 1]
    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall

    [Verse 2]
    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked
    Just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

    [Verse 3]
    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope, I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had


    [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    [Chorus]
    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    [Outro]
    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My...

  86. B.... M....

    This is amazingggg it touches my SOUL

  87. s.... 0....

    Relate fr

  88. L.... A....

    Am I the only one this song is true about my family and my friends and stuff?

  89. n.... b....

    "I'm fucked and beyond hope."

    [Verse 1]
    And the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    And yeah the pastor says I'm good
    But Jesus Christ I'm never good
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall
    I'll nail my hands up to the wall

    [Verse 2]
    And yeah, the doctors were nice enough
    They just said I'm fucked
    Just like my mom is fucked
    I bet your dad's fucked up
    And in the black light I could tell a sick joke
    Maybe in the black light I could tell a sick joke

    [Verse 3]
    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    Alcoholics don't get far
    Unless they drink and drive
    Let's go for a ride
    And I hope, I crash and die tonight
    I hope I crash and die tonight
    Saying, I do not like you
    I do not mind him much
    You were just my first
    Now I've had

    [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm cold to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for my friends
    I'll lie to the end
    I'm cool to the touch
    Leap to my death
    I'll die for you all
    I'll die for my friends

    [Chorus]
    It goes like this
    Well I ain't sorry
    With broken wrists
    I climb from these walls

    [Outro]
    My skin crawls
    My skin crawls
    My...

  90. *.... G....

    0:59 y e s

  91. O.... O....

    This gave me meaning

  92. W.... M....

    My skin crawls

  93. B.... 6....

    Who loves this song??❤️❤️ I dooo

  94. W.... o....

    Sub to callmecarson

    W.... o....

    What about RacoonEggs and the other crew?

  95. l.... L....

    Twinkle twinkle little star alcoholics don’t get far unless they drink and drive let’s go for a ride and I hope I crash and die tonight

  96. w.... 1....

    why do i love his music so much`omg