MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy Lyrics




I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
White kids aren't hyphy!

Got kicked out of Slim's like a week ago
For crumping in the front row at the Anticon show
And everyone I know says I'm taking my chances
Cruising through Oakland bumping Sage Francis
San Jose rappers say they don't want to hear
Angry emo raps by Eyedea and Atmosphere
The hippies out in Berkeley tell me I should stop
Ghost riding my Volvo wearing Birkenstocks
So I took my Dad's Lexus into town for a spin
Surprised him back at home with so 18-inch rims
Up at Live 105 jumping on Aaron's desk
"Stop playing Mickey Avalon! His concepts are a mess!"
Traxamillion did this beat, now he's calling on the phone
Drank too much Hyphy Juice, then I got a kidney stone
The Bay has come back with a brand new sound
But it's so hard to be retarded, guess I'll never be down

[Chorus:]
I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
White kids aren't hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly
I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike
Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps
White kids aren't hyphy!

Showed up at the side-show but they laughed at me
Tried to ghost ride my whip but I hit a tree
And I can't yoke my Volvo on five bucks a gallon
Didn't have any thizz so I popped a Valium, because
That's how we roll when we're in the Yay Area
The rippers ride the Yellow Bus we bring the mass hysteria
I'm up in the club in my brand new stunnas
Had a seizure form the strobes so my moves got dumber
Keak Da Sneak looked at me and said, "Yo this kid can dance!"
I was keeping it so treal that I split my baggy pants
Then I got up on the mic all def dumb and hyphy
From Richmond to Vallejo rappers want to be just like me
E-40's in his scraper with his brand new slumper
I'm chillin' with Bubb Rubb in the tricked out Hummer
The kids yell "Yee!" the whistles go "Whoo!"
Don't know what I just said on this verse, do you?

[Chorus:]
I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish these rappers liked me
Wish they weren't on Myspace always typing "Bite me!"
Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I lack the attack
White kids aren't hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not your aver white g
Catch me in the Source with five mics? That's unlikely
Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack like Iraq
White kids aren't hyphy!

[Lars:] Check out this dance move, it's the new hyphy style.
You just throw your arms and legs around like you just got a electrocuted.
It's the new hyphy style. Let's get it twisted!

[Chris Ayer:] Easy man! You just kicked my girlfriend in the face! She's bleeding everywhere!

[Lars:] Come on man...

[Chris Ayer:] Dude, you come on!

[Lars:] I'm just keeping it treal!

[Chorus:]
I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
White kids aren't hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly
I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike
Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps
White kids aren't hyphy!

Shout outs to the whole Bay Area!
What we used to call Marine World
Dr. Comics and Mr. Games
Stanford University - charging too much for a liberal arts education
Silicon Valley, thanks for inventing the Internet
The Oakland A's - please don't move to Fremont,
I'll be rocking that hat with even less allegiance

YadidII'msayin?





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MC Lars White Kids Aren't Hyphy Comments
  1. Hannah Davidson

    This song is still the best.

  2. KnineKills

    2017 mc lars

  3. Michelle Hernandez

    hahah such a throw back, shout out to my bay area brethren

    MC Lars

    Much love!!

  4. Noahdaceo

    Total Bay Area dude hahah. Hello from San Francisco, born and raised white/mexican boi here :D

  5. Gwenhwyfar Finer

    soo, is this still the black face equivalent for you? Or did you find some middle ground here?

  6. Nero Toxin

    i gave you the CD at the MC Chris show. no grudges, just glad you gave me the time of day. best freestyler i ever saw.

  7. Nero Toxin

    i gave you the CD at the MC Chris show. no grudges, just glad you gave me the time of day. best freestyler i ever saw.

  8. Joe Godwin

    seen mc lars live.... great stuff!!

    MC Lars

    Thanks dude!

  9. Jean Mazeau

    I made a remix of that song, can you tell me what do you think of it ?

    MC Lars

    Would love to hear it!!

  10. Tara Hutcheon

    I hope I get to meet you someday!  Impressed everytime!

    MC Lars

    +Tara Hutcheon Thanks Tara! Hope to meet you too! :)

    Tara Hutcheon

    +MC Lars Yay! I did get to meet you at your show in SF! Ya rocked the mic with pops. Keep the songs coming, you are an inspiration!

    MC Lars

    Thanks Tara!!

  11. Blaming Buddha

    what's he say here about Eyedea (and Sage Francis?)

    MC Lars

    +Robert M That if I were to play Eyedea loudly bumping through the hood, the community may not be impressed.

  12. NotAnUndercoverCop

    "It's so hard to be retarded. I guess I'll never be down."  
     
    This makes me laugh every single time I hear this song. I love that he's just flat out calling these rappers he's making fun in this video retarded. Pretty much how I've always felt. So glad to hear someone else say it for once.

    PandguinProductions

    You don't understand what he's saying. In hyphy culture, being called retarded is a compliment. It's a hyphy thing.

    NotAnUndercoverCop

    @PandguinProductions Oh, like when someone says, "Let's get retarded!" They just mean, "Get fucked up and party." I gotcha, but, have you heard his other song making fun or Crunk Rap? If not, check it out. It's called, "Generic Crunk Rap." He goes pretty savage on callin' them out on being lame as fuck.

  13. PuchoAlmighty616

    Love this song, lol!

    MC Lars

    Thanks homie.

  14. Cameron Barry

    THIS WHOLE BIG AREA

  15. ShenaniganZone

    so mac dre, makes me want to listen to some dre now

  16. Uncle Boom

    So... White people are the only folks who get racist against themselves.... But one thing is REAL TALK - If you are NOT from The Town then ya dont know how to get down... OR how to GO. Ps NO THANKS Hating on White Skinned Brothas and sistas

  17. Tyrone Banks

    Dude, this is the greatest song ever. I loved it years ago.

    MC Lars

    Thanks homie.  :)

  18. bam2403

    This might help /watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4

  19. Aang Si Tentara Meja

    haha that is cool this clip its my type of music! BTW use this to get this in mp3 -> bit.ly/ZGftpT?=tnkns

  20. PuchoAlmighty616

    "Hey where my stunna shades at?" lol.

  21. Jase810

    he has good beats and I got into nerdcore 1 year ago and its suddenly one of my favorite genres

  22. tylerf lowry

    I'm just keepin it treal

  23. HannahStarr

    ghost rode the whip to this song. kept it treal.

  24. Brady Tester

    I've gotta check this dude out at Warped :P

  25. Kingck

    got a ad for "download this song" HAD to click it cause i thought it was the actually song "download this song - mclars"

  26. Hank Wade

    i dont even know why i like it , but i do

  27. ClarkNThomas

    You don't. Ghostride. The whip.

  28. Farnaru H

    I meet him

  29. François Dillinger

    Bite me

  30. Tyler Miller

    its true

  31. machmota

    read the description.

  32. Ash Lyons

    Lol. And Most Importantly, You Don't Go Dumb! xD

  33. Alchemy510

    ron paul did
    BOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAH

  34. aztecducky

    just imagine, nobody saw the economic crisis coming when this came out.....

  35. Siobhan Wetzel

    It was all good until you dissed Mickey Av

  36. Eliza510

    Thank You for the shout out to Aaron and Live 105 !! Aaron's a great DJ and even better person...and let me just say the lyric: "I'll be rocking that hat with even less allegiance" is exactly how I feel about the A's and the Raiders. (why do they have to suck so damn much?!)

  37. chimerablue

    all the dislikes are probably white kids who think they're hyphy

  38. Gareth Stanke

    are anticon and san jose rappers supposed to be hyphy or nerd-core? I think those fall more into the non-gimmick camp

  39. Weirfish

    @bearchildofdeath I'm from the UK, and I have is about.

  40. bob the nice

    I'm from the UK, and I have absolutely NO IDEA what this song is about.

  41. Tyler Will

    Are you Eminem's mentally challenged brother?

  42. pinkflowers82

    This is so funny. . .

  43. Zoe Ford

    I only just heard of this guy because zebrahead mentioned him. lol.

  44. The Archer

    Hells yes! He mentioned Atmosphere.

  45. Conan Browne

    @CallMistaFixxIt It is.

  46. RichardSativ

    I only clicked on this song to dislike it. Yup, fuck me.

  47. Sam McNeil

    @rndbff123 saw him live too, really really awesome haha Just heard him for the first time at warped.

  48. rndbff123

    He's amazing live(: i saw him yesterday, he signed my shirt and said he remembered me from the music video i made to his song, he loves his fans(: he is my hero. :DD

  49. Osgood Schlatter

    i don't care that e40 doesn't like me

  50. NotAnUndercoverCop

    @joshym2006 Holy Shit!! I didn't realize that he says that. LOL!!! TOO funny.

  51. Mobius

    Wth is hyphy?

  52. Zara Beadle

    i love how this is about the bay area!

  53. matthew878

    @SurfStefGoldCoast Its not copying its sampling. Everyone does it.

  54. Steven Walker

    @vzionz stop spammin mc lars if ya dont like it go listen to rebeccablack or summin u wil enjoy

  55. SurfStefGoldCoast

    such a copy its unreal

  56. Gabriel Barrio

    horrible horrible music.

  57. Wrath91

    @CallMistaFixxIt lol word. I think he did that on purpose

  58. xgraysunx

    @PinataRocker It's dumb.... haha

  59. davisxmonster

    OH SHIT HE JUST REFERENCED SAGE FRANCIS

  60. Nunea Biznez

    @messymutt He's in a crowded hole-in-the-wall club in my brother's town in a couple of months :D

  61. Adrien Merliss

    I'm sad he's on Warped Tour. It's been a while since he's been here in Dallas. I remember a few years ago being in a crowded hole-in-the-wall club/bar seeing MC Lars. And, of course, I was in front of the stage.

  62. JDM4LIFEYO

    OMG this is sooo true! i had to grow up to Hyphy music and WHITE KIDS ARE NOT hyphy they look like complete "ratards"

  63. Jump Chair

    @retardednerd96 Because Warped Tour needs to keep the image that they're about punk and underground music.

  64. Robert Van Norman

    @kakattack67 that is the point it is meant to be a reference .. like his O.G. song is a reference to Ice-T's Original Gangster.

  65. cloudpaladin

    this is the first time i've ever favorited three songs by the same person in a row, mc lars rules.

  66. DJShade707

    @AhThizz Yeah he did lol, this song hella slaps!

  67. bri665

    bite me.

  68. Christian Allinson Fischer

    14 wanks like to pretend they are hyphy.

  69. Sean Ilegbodu

    1:35 the best moment of the whole clip :D

  70. Jolene Douglas

    oh boy i love this.

  71. Scott E. Strange

    @wikidgorilla Happy to help in a rather round-about way, and duly noted on the tones of disrespect.

  72. Scott E. Strange

    @wikidgorilla Yeah, actually I am, but if I wanted to insult you I would have called you an idiot. I don't want to insult you, ignorance can be fixed by knowledge, hence the info. Just trying to help a fellow music lover out and make sure you didn't start hating on Lars due to misinformation.

  73. Scott E. Strange

    @wikidgorilla Just an FYI. Educating the ignorant.

  74. Scott E. Strange

    @wikidgorilla That's not a dis, Lars is a fan of Slug along with everyone else he mentioned. Why do you think he raps?

  75. JDL2150

    @shellypork
    Urban dictionary
    Hyphy
    1.Go stupid, dummy, retarted.
    2.Get out of hand

  76. Jaime Tumbas

    @TwoToneSoldier
    I think songs like "Hipster Girl" are great. Its funny and it rocks. But some old dude using hip hop slang...really? That's like some crap you'll see on a major network sitcom. And E-40 can blow me.

  77. cleggforthewin

    Secret Handshake - i wish
    chorus is the same o.- not a bad thing :D

  78. Katie Kearns

    after i heard this song..a cept asking people were my stunna shades were at XD

  79. Jaime Tumbas

    This dude is stuck in the past. Who's still into this "white people are dorks" stuff? Who's still into being a wigger?
    Check out Die Antwoord if you want to see some next level rap.

  80. Rico Loverde

    LARS IS ONE COOL CAT.

  81. sodapopserver

    @TheNick530 alot of gays in the bay area?

  82. Ty McKay

    wat dose hyphy mean?

  83. modus669

    actually... i do know what you said on that verse.... imma go die now

  84. jedimaster69

    i lol every time he does that stupid smile face thing XD

  85. VoDKaMarine

    I've ghostrided on a saturn before...

  86. Katie Bee

    I just love this :D

  87. kevin99hoss

    bubb rubb FTW

  88. emobabei

    omg this is the tune to "I Wish" by The secret Handshake xD

  89. Landon King

    since when did bay area people hate Sage Francis? im sure they've never even heard of him......hes too ill

  90. kgonepostl

    How about the use of emoticons next time :-P
    Helps context :)

  91. 0dignity69

    hmm obviously ignorant about the definition of ignorant. Nobody said it was an insult but you kinda contradicted yourself in that second sentence.

  92. 0dignity69

    because you have no clue about bay area music.
    do some research
    its not his fault you are ignorant

  93. skylerinman

    Same beat as the song "I wish I was little bit taller"

  94. ash4245

    why would traxamillion waste his time with this garbage atleast he admits hes WACK worst 15 seconds of my life!

  95. doug douchevags

    NOT FUNNY OR GOOD. so whats the point?

  96. kgonepostl

    I listen top hip hop all day but I have to admit I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT

  97. Nicholas L

    Give it up, your no Mc Chris...i think we only need one Mc chris thank you very much.

  98. vampireprince5006

    go away

  99. Justin Philhower

    Haha! Other people instantly recognized the Skee-Lo reference right?