MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills Lyrics






Billy built a robot in his parent's garage,
because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve.
He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack.
Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn section back."

Back before Gwen Stefani started rapping with Pharrell.
Gas cost $1.15 and Goldfinger could sell.
When reality TV wasn't scripted or contrived.
The brass was phat and bumpin' and the beats were all played live.

See, Billy was obsessed with 3rd wave ska.
The Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, he'd seen them all.
He longed for a time when even Bill Clinton played the sax,
on the white house lawn, and kids wore shades and checkered slacks.

So Billy sits back
In the class and labs.
Put a notebook on his lap.
'Cuz he plans a task
to make a giant robot.
How's that?
And bring the real Orange County back.

This gigantic robot kills.
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand.
He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand.

The robot was completed and it opened up its eyes,
weighing 700 pounds, and standing 8 foot 5.
With his black coat, white shoes, black hat, set to attack,
the robot headed to the hills to give those spoiled kids a smack.

Christoph Leary got knocked flat
as Billy bumped the Aquabats.
He ripped out Mischa Barton's spine
to crank Save Ferris and Sublime.
He burnt down Heidi Montag's home
and to blast the OC Supertones.
His scream was smashing LC's head.
Ska is not dead.

This gigantic robot kills.
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes.
He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the OC by surprise.

He'll make you do the macerena
as you rock your Tamagachi,
with your Newton down in Woodstock,
playing Sega la-di-da-di.
He brought the 90's back,
and then he freed Tibet.
If you can't find his jam on Napster then the warehouse sells cassettes.
(Old school)

Gigantic (he was)
Gigantic (this robot)
Gigantic (so very)
Gigantic (ska robot)

This gigantic robot kills.
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand.
He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand.

This gigantic robot kills.
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes.
He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the whole world by surprise.

Ska is not dead.





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  1. L.... S....

    I been a fan of Lars since middle school, the local weed shop was playing this in their store and i had a nostalgic nerdgasm lol. Ska isn't dead and nerdcore isn't either

  2. L.... D....

    Childhood song,I love this and Lars so much!

  3. e.... ....

    SKA IS NOT DEAD!!

  4. P.... J....

    One of the best ska songs no doubt

    P.... J....

    No Doubt.......

  5. b.... ....

    Gotta love this as the ending credits song in the documentary

  6. E.... ....

    8'5" is pretty big, but I wouldn't call it "gigantic".

    E.... ....

    🤣🤣🤣

  7. M.... ....

    I'm seeing the Aquabats with MC Lars (and Koo Koo Kanga Roo) tonight, and if they don't play this song together I'm going to lose my fucking mind

  8. C.... T....

    This is such an awesome song.

  9. K.... R....

    This is hardcore a Bop

  10. D.... ....

    This song is so good if you see it live and still rile good if you don’t

  11. J.... ....

    Lmfao, this had me laughing good 🤣

  12. O.... ....

    Anniversary Tour hype!!

  13. t.... t....

    Yo this shit is fucking do8bt he got one of the a1abats sorry liit drunk I can't stop this song

  14. t.... t....

    Man MC Lars keeps fucking surprising me I'm like who is that I look MC Lars who is that MC Lars it's been that type of week MC Lars fucking love the song I love some ska bands

    t.... t....

    trevor sheetz Thanks dude!!

    t.... t....

    Oh my fucking god did MC Lars actually say thank you to me holy fucking shit man do you know if you are actually MC Lars you have no idea what fucking day you just made fir me thank you so much for your music I saw you live in Boston I believe I hope I got this right you got a Zelda gold chain like the the game cartridge if that wasn't you I know you were at that show I saw you at i forget who was the headliner anyways I didn't really know you then so like I started listening to some of your music and then like when I hear something I'm like who is this and I look it up and its MC Lars that's fucking awesome dude yo sorry got to stoners brain MC Chris MC Lars spose that was the lineup in Boston I believe that is the show where I saw you you rock the stage dude

  15. N.... F....

    I only recently refound MC Lars after hearing em years ago. Damn this is good.

    N.... F....

    Thank you!!

  16. M.... C....

    Ska is not ded.

    M.... C....

    Agreed!!

  17. M.... L....

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  18. T.... G....

    amazing song

    T.... G....

    Thanks! :)