MC Lars - The Top Ten Things To Never Say On A First Date Lyrics
These are ten things to never say on a first date. Take note.
Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys. Have you heard of the men’s rights movement?
No, no, no, no. Don’t order that. You’re probably the last person in this room who needs any more carbs tonight.
Hey, you want to meet my parents next weekend? You remind me so much of my mom!
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!
I’m not racist, but…
My favorite author? You probably haven’t heard of him. I don’t think they teach Kierkegaard in the state schools.
Be right back. I just have to do a number two.
Let me tell you all the intricate details about my recent financial troubles.
Not counting what’s probably going to happen later, how many other guys from Tinder have you slept with?
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!
Can I take this call? It’s my ex.
My favorite type of music? Probably nerdcore.
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MC Lars The Top Ten Things To Never Say On A First Date Comments
When are you going to release "Ten more things to never say..." ?
BTWPlease consider releasing to The DuMP (aka the funny music project)
Haha 'I'm not racist but...', always a great starting point ;) I really liked how my date (now-fiance) said 'you could be bi' on our first date. That deserves a spot in this too :P *sigh*
I love you guys! Nice work!!