MC Lars - Lars Attacks! Lyrics
[Intro]
{You're on the air, hello}
Area, Area 51
{Were you an employee or are you now?}
Uh I, a former employee {former employee}
Umm Dave, I don't know where to start
They're uh, uhh... they're gonna, um
They'll triangulate on this position really really soon
I landed in the forest in a '94 Taurus
Two thousand light years from my planet Lars Horris
Came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo
MC phoned home but couldn't get a signal
Lost on Earth with a broken hovercraft
a head full of raps, and a super rough draft
Quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it
Your brother knows me, he saw me on the news
The FBI is sweating, the cults all say it's true
Before I landed in your city and I started melting faces
I was up on Cygnus, working on my spaceship
Earth is not my home but I guess I'll stay
I really couldn't find a Martian sublet anyway
Back with a ginormous space laser on my back
with my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat
[Chorus]
I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
I came to smash houses and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
Now this block's been demolished so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
You don't know me from Adam, Xenu or Bender
E.T. or Weezy or Roger, remember
Just like a giant octopus I got for your esophagus
I've kicked it with Egyptians and I've chilled in a sarcophagus
Stonehenge, Roswell, the Aztecs, the Mayans
Crop circles, cattle mutilations, Easter Island
That was me (HOLLA!) But I don't regret it
They sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because I said it
Don't let it get to you, because I ate your goldfish
Cause I burned your house down, took your cat and sold it
This is hardcore alien hip-hop
Goin on 10 years, not about to stop
Watch the Milky Way collapse like a Carl Sagan nightmare
Stephen Hawking's texting me I'm floating like Buzz Lightyear
To infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt
Got Wall-E in my rearview telling me his knees hurt
What?! No we didn't have sex!
Wall-E's a robot so we can't have sex!
[Chorus]
I came to meet Jodi and make "Contact" (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
But SETI crashed my Mac, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
I came to rep the Bay, and kick it with The Pack (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
But space men aren't hyphy, so Lars attacks!! (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[radio show nutjob]
Umm, okay, well what we're thinking of
as as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings
that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with
Uhh, they they are not what they claim to be
Uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh
Uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment
Particularly the Area 51, uhh
The disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh
The militar - uhh, I'm sorry
The government knows about them
And, there's a lot of safe areas in this world that
they could begin, moving the population to, NOW
[Chorus]
I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
I came to smash cities and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
Godzilla's on vacation, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[Outro: repeat 2X]
(LARS ATTACKS)
(LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
Lars attacks, ha ha ha HAHAHAHA
Run for cover
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Donkey Lips is in this video
Godzilla's on vacation so Lars attacks.
Michael from Roosterteeth brought me here. #fullplay
I came to chew gum and to kick raps, but I'm all out of gum so Lars Attacks! duke nukem refrence take it from a geek
Actually it's from they live with rowdy Roddy piper Duke stole it
WALL-E can't have sex
why the hell does it ay the artist konkhra? who is that anyways????
dude you got misti dawn in your vid lol epic
@tdeck1991 Faaip De Oaid by Tool. it bugged me as soon as i heard it
All those clips about aliens were used in another song...a metal band...don't remember the name of it though.
I realized that years after this dropped.
coast to coast!!!
no wonder why its from porn stars after hours…
I came to chew gum and to kick raps, but I'm all out of gum so Lars Attacks! Brilliant.
Skip to 2:48 if you're here to see Misti Dawn.
Tim's and Odin's visions are always interesting to say the least. Nice style and awesome effects! I miss hanging out with you guys! Rock on!
your most intense video ever
The new album is the balls.
Well that was disturbing! :D
3:58 Lars' ass
Genius. I put the 'dislike's on MC Lars videos down to people with poor mouse operating skills.
This is fantastic.
Lars, show that ass more often!
Please tell me this is on itunes
amazing video man, very well done.
lars's ass! lars's ass!
MC Lars butt FTW!!!!
New favorite song? I think so!
I love this song so much(:
Legit indeed(:
Man I was hoping the bald guy was Sage Francis!!
Awesome video Lars!
Awesome!
creepy indeed.
Perfect way to introduce your album. :D
Amazing