MC Lars - How Not To Write A Slayer Song Lyrics
I've never journied through the heart of darkness
I guess I'm not a Heavy Metal maniac, in fact
If you wanted to know how to write a Thrash Metal anthem
You'd be better off just texting Kerry King and ask him
I see this life through rose tinted glasses
Of the head-banging masses
But I could tell you, how not to write a Slayer song
And sing about
Bunnies, Kitties, Lemonade
I guess we'll just get sundae's
Strolling by a park or lake
And skating hand in hand
Mini golfing, BFF's, selfies, naps and Taylor Swift
And helping with the elderly
That's how not to
Write a Slayer song
When it comes to old school rap my knowledge is extensive
My cartoon album art is merely shocking or offensive
I don't rhyme about the Holocaust or even 9/11
Because every time you mention, the big four
I'm like "You mean the Ninja Turtles?"
Girls shopping at Aleva and maybe he'll explain
How not to write, a Slayer song
Don't sing about
Table fights or panty hose
Miley Cyrus, Pizza Rolls
Teeny tiny take-out snacks
My Little Pony -
Donating your time to charity to find help for kids
That's how not to
That's how not to
That's how not to
Write a Slayer song
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