MC Lars - Do The Bruce Campbell Lyrics
[Lars:] Wait, what's that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies?
[YT:] Zombies in the studio!
[Lars:] This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it.
[YT:] It sounds like a horrorcore song.
[Lars:] You know who we should get on this track to help us out?
[Lars:] Heck yeah!
[YT:] What should we call it Lars?
[Lars:] I think we should call it Bruce Campbell.
[Schaffer:]
Fresh from the cemetery, I'm a terrifying sight
With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic
I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand
Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands
Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing
You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard
Still think you're hardcore? Bow to your Darklord!
Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red
Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed
Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains
I annihilate you, then I violate your remains
You choked and you froze 'cause you got so scared
Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there
Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed
Bleedat! But never mind the "at," just bleed!
[Chorus:]
Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell
Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle
Four MC's we're more than you can handle
D-d-d-d-do the Bruce Campbell
Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell
Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle
Four MC's we're more than you can handle
Protect your neck and do the Bruce Campbell
[YTCracker:]
they need brains not the kind that you get in the back of a car
at the drive in but the kind where they're hiding in fear
laid up in a creaky house where the people shout
night of the living dead instead full moon rising
their surprising every chick with their shirt torn off
got an axe with the blade worn off
they roam in the shadows split their melon
I'm telling talking bout the zombies stalking
victims with a stick 'em up
dead flesh rotten don't pick them up
on the side of the road or get yourself throwed
become one of them and walk all slowed
on a quest for the grey matter nothing phatter
than a mind like mine when the zombies dine
[Repeat chorus]
[Zealous1:]
back from the dead, got a bullet in my head
and 37 more from the buckshot spread
suicidal thoughts like frost in your spine
the dragon won't sleep till your souls all mine
cut the flesh, blood spillin will entice me
I promise when i carve my name I'll do it very nicely
precisely, show your ladies im the best at this
i got them screamin for the zealous as the sexorcist
dont mess with this, you just can't hide
ain't gonna stop till the knifes inside
twist to the left, lemme see your eyes
twist to the right, i wanna taste you die
i stalk MC's who are not believers
make a microphone stand outta both their femurs
i love screamers, uh oh lets go
gimme some sugar baby and do the Bruce Campbell
[Lars:]
Jeffrey Dahmer, here's my story
You abhor me, you deplore me
Much too gory, violent glory
But this never would have happen if you hadn't ignored me!
You laughed at me and my fat retainer
Now your son Stew is frozen in my refrigerator
If you'd just said hello when I passed in the hall
I wouldn't be snacking on your dead boyfriend Paul
It's just another day at the Ambassador Hote
Milwaukee's best travel bargain, please ignore the smell
Shrunken heads severed limbs, I'm mad belligerent
Murderous cannibal, far from innocent
The Dahmer Dinner Part is the best it's true
And everywhere I go, I'll take a part of you
There's a key downstairs, and your name's on it
I'll get the stains out, you bring the comet
[Repeat chorus]
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MC Lars Do The Bruce Campbell Comments
fooking classic.
This song has no right to be so good. I am very glad it exists and these musicians came together to invoke the rhythms of the dark.
:36 to 1:08 my favorite part. STD is so gosh darn swell.
Groovy.
Fun :) But this song was not monitored on professional studio monitors. Oof :P
I would play this for a lady who is very sad. I rhink they would laugh. :)
Groovy.
GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I keep hearing do the push Camel..... XD
Groovy...
Groooovy!
Groooooooooooovvvvyyyyyyyy
Groovy.
Groovy.
This comment has not been appreciated enough. Please, have all the thumbs up I can give.
i thought this would be corny but its actually kinda bangin
YTCracker and STD had the sickest verses on this track.
STD has always had that horrorcore feel to his lyrics though.
Alex DeLarge STD always has the best hooks
LET'S GO!
STD! STD! STD! STD!
love the bass on this song.
Still think you're hardcore? BATTLE YOUR DARKLORD!!!!
Still think you're hardcore? Embrace your Darkcore!
This deserves A LOT more views!
Shaffer the Darklord and MC Frontalot have to be the best rappers in the scene. They not only have grate flows but a kick ass vocabulary.
They need a music video for this song
dont forget....The Chin
wow hes probably the best nerdcore rapper alive.
i have all his stuff
Bruce Campbell, I believe in you, and I'm Santa Christ.
The Grim Reaper checks under his bed each night for Chuck Norris.
But Chuck Norris checks under his bed each night for Bruce Campbell.
Next time, you should E-mail him. His contact info is on his website. But hey, I'm glad you could enjoy this awesome song. :)
BRUCE CAMPBELL, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!
For Honor. For Justice. BRUCE CAMPBELL.
3 Cheers for HorrorCore!
This is way underviewed for being 4 years old.
Check out my website, SUCKAHS!!
same here, i actually asked him what the song was, now i know, sadly on my own, it would have been better with ERod showing me
The only survivors....will be worthy to dance the Bruce Campbell
It involves buckshot, chainsaws, and more chin than you can imagine. Few people will survive.
google ytcracker youll find him
Me too!
YTcracker is the granddaddy of nerdcore YO
THE CHIN!
Same here!
Hail to the King Baby >:)
Could we actually have a dance video called "The Bruce Campbell" :D
I believe you mean "the man, the chin, the legend"
This is the greatest song ever
Me too. I heard "Do the Bruce Cambell" on his video and immidiately had to look it up on Youtube
hell yeah dude!
Thanks Erod for bringing me here
same here.
im here because of him too
The Chin
ME TOO!
The Blockbuster Buster sent me here!
Misty sent me
Schaffer the Darklord!
I've met both of these guys they are really cool :] and the dance for this song is so much fun.
YTCracker is bad ass man.
@poptartmon ...Who's YTC? seriously!? STC an all that good shit! bro you gotta join the underground....
there needs to be a really dance made for this
@UVClay He's so indy that his shirt don't fit
Bruce Campbell: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
4 people got their asses kicked by bruce campbell. hail to the king baby.
I remember seeing Schaffer the Darklord, ytcracker, and MC Lars last year at Subterranean in Chicago and they did this song. Was amazing. I wish STD and ytcracker were coming out with Lars and mc chris again this year.
Ok first off im a huge fan of Bruce Campbell and nerd rap, but i dont know, I dont think this song does The greatest actor of all time justice. But props on doing a song about him, im pretty sure its the only one ive ever heard.
@BolivianNeko EDUCATE YOURSELF! I'm 13, and I get the references...
BRUCE "DON'T CALL ME ASH" CAMPBELL!!!
At least 1000 of these views are mine!
@poptartmon google: "ytcracker download"
They preformed this song in BG back in November. Epic dance
@Tiberius95 "you abhor me"
@FallenKnightZephyr thanks
@Tiberius95 Abhor. Hate with a passion. =)
simply epic
what does "you apore me" mean?
Didn't realize how much this sounded like ice ice baby
until i listened to ice ice baby.
@poptartmon I see a ton of them in the related videos. Check ytcracker . com, too. His free shit is really good. I haven't listened to much of the payed stuff.
@KingAlanI Everyone good song should have references to Ice Ice Baby.
bruce campbell is one of the best actors ever! B movies ftw
@AssholePatrol they all did a show a couple months ago and I got to see them all do this on the same stage :)
I was just at a mc chris, MC Lars, YTCracker, and STD concert. Doing the Bruce Campbell was awesome.
@thevintagebow Haha, I happen to be a huge Sage Francis fan myself. I dunno, I guess I just find it a little ironic that the "underground" stuff makes the popular stuff look shoddy. As of late, I've been listening to Doctor Awkward quite a bit, and the production quality (particularly on the album 'Next Gen') is *totally* on par with any mainstream release.
@thevintagebow Ah well, to each their own, I suppose. I still think Schaffer the Darklord and YTCracker had stronger flows anyway. Point is, be it Nerdcore or 'post punk laptop rap', this shit is so superior to mainstream hip-hop.
@thevintagebow That's fair, but he's had a few interviews where he's been quoted as saying things like "The whole 'nerd' thing is just an image", etc. Kind of a slap in the face to all the Nerdcore artists who work their asses off and do this shit for free, because they love it. And on a purely opinion note, I just think there are better MCs in the genre anyway.
Man, if only this lacked MC Lars...... <.< Otherwise, I love it. *Real* Nerdcore for life.
@BolivianNeko
The references are are mostly Evil Dead series (hence the name "do the Bruce Cambell") Bruce Cambell was the star of the Evil Dead series
omg this was amazing at the knitting factory. EVERYONE DID THE BRUCE CAMPBELL.
@Mamoruanime That was an amazing show!
Bruce Campbell is so much win. I love these guys now seeing them Live at Mojos :D
Yeah saw them at MO JO's last night, it was great!
Just saw them last night at Blind Pig. Fucking. Awesome.
@UVClay Serial killers too :D
I'm thinking of choreographing a music video for this with some of my stripper geek buddies. Cuze serious, this song RAWKS and needs a video of GREAT JUSTICE!!
alright you primitive screw-heads, THIS is my BOOMSTICK!
hail to the king, baby!
Just saw this Live last night, I LOVED IT! One of my favorite songs. I was sad that Schaffer and Zealous1 weren't there, But MCLars and YTCracker are So awesome!!!!
OMG!!!! best fuckin thing evar!!! all they have to do now is choreograph an actual dance to call the bruce campbell . FUCKIN GROOVY!!
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