MC Lars - Boy's Club Lyrics

We have rituals
Sometimes I like to set up little toys around
Like, when I'm drawing
Like, uh, I'll just kinda, like
Come over here and be like
"Oh, today I'm gonna draw with, like
The lizard, or this pterodactyl that has
Kinda bent nose."
I'm gonna set those guys up
All up in the kaboodle here

I'm a frog named Pepe - and I live
With my three best friends - I forgive
When they stink up the bathroom when I'm playing Doom
Close the door Landwolf, Damn! P U!
Cathode Ray to my giant eyes
Chillin' in the graveyard, who's that guy
With the pizza pie and the spider eggs
And the kiwi bird with the tiny legs?
Dat Boi, Harambe they crash on the floor
2017 internet lore
How did it happen I don't really know
Up on the wall at the Mapplethorpe show
I'm a 4chan star don't ask me why
When the memes on the scene straight multiply
Pants all the way down to my feet when I pee
'Cause it feels good man - so please let me be

Boy's Club! Boy's Club!
Welcome to the Boys Club!
Making hella noise club
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man

Uh, I'm a dog named Andy
Well, maybe not a dog, but I'm drawn with a handy
And a pair of lidded peeps and a piehole
And a pair of long ears, short shorts, I snort, I roll
With a bunch of bros, our apartment's stark
Quick with a thumbs up and a smart remark
The art is sharp, in color I'm mad yella
Snark when I'm gonna barf "my bad, fellas!"
As if! Sniffing rock bottom
Pop another bottle, and I'm often hotdoggin'
When I'm chilling like a champion, freezer stinks
I'm so freaking lit that I become a lynx
Now did you know a thing about a fancy cheese
That they pass through a cat? Sunglasses, please
On the last page? That was me, I guess
Got a catch phrase? That would be a yes

Boy's Club! Boy's Club!
Welcome to the Boys Club!
Making hella noise club
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man

Yo, you ever seen a poop this lengthy?
I'm the truth in the bathroom dudes envy!
Crude with the 'tude, but my mood is friendly
Getting your attention ever so gently
Begging your pardon, my partner who rent
An apartment, it started, this pencil and parchment
The friendship is strength and ours won't be tarnished
And basically target this fart in your face!
Bam! My mind don't work backwards
Living in the moment 'cause I know what's coming after
RIP, I'll be lame when I'm dead
Eyes got to be on the prize, they ain't in my head
Landwolf, part man, part mammal
You never see me give a damn in any art panel
Anything is possible, everything is rock n' roll
We unstoppable, pants optional

Boy's Club! Boy's Club!
Welcome to the Boys Club!
Making hella noise club
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man

Inside, and my shades on
I'm fresh as the day's long
And my best friends are my roommates
And they zag wrapped, and my Js on
And they Batman to my Robin
They three choice in my op ed
And my name is Brett, I got a backwards hat
I got Whitney up in my walkman
Like "I'm every woman, it's all in me"
Got a treat in the freezer you won't believe!
Ask Sandy, 'cause Birddog's stupid
Or Pepe, when he's done pooping
I'm B-Money, my team funny
I'm Ansel Adams when Landwolf's puking!

Boy's Club! Boy's Club!
Welcome to the Boys Club!
Making hella noise club
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man
Why? Cause it feels good man

Going, Matt Furie on 'em
Matt Furie on 'em
Matt Furie on 'em
Man, Matt Furie on 'em

Indie comics all-star
Comics all-star
Indie comics all-star
Comics all-star

"Just basically, writing comic books, um
Is kind of for a loser, so, um
I lost big time in that department."