MC Chris - The Masturbation Song Lyrics






We were hoodlums, just some Muslims, in the year of '88
Me and my buddy Brian were way under age
I was a shifty little mister just watch me drift between the cliques
No one had me like my family it was kinda the pits
So I take it out on others anyone beneath my status
Making fun of making of [?] made me think I was a badass
wasn't even a nerd,
I'd sit with Bri and his boys
I felt kinda included
I was so overjoyed
No one liked me and I know junior high was a mess
So I played king's quest where you go and you fence
Playground was a place where I should have got punched
but I never got affected cause no one noticed me much.
'Cept Brian he was funny and we shared every class
Can't explain it just somehow I knew that it wouldn't last
had me over Friday night to watch porn at his dad's
that's when he called me out for jerkin' off in my sleepin' bag.

Brian told his friends and the word soon spread
my freshmen year at Brainnerd and I was better off dead
Everybody knew even that nerd named Kramer
he made fun of me in the locker room I couldn't be lamer
do you jerk off do you beat off? yo, that's all I ever heard
If you can't control your penis maybe you should go to church
so let's persecute the perv, make him think he acts alone
like they're not all running home to grab onto their bone
but they convinced me I was stupid, so I'd do it with guilt
that's how I was raised, and what the catholic church felt
my behavior was a bum, I wish I knew it was a blessin '
couldn't keep myself from messin', never considered confessing
just kept it on the low, while the lunchroom laughed
but at my expense, I had no friends, I felt trapped
but I guess I had it coming after how I behaved
let that be a lesson, one I'll take to my grave





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  1. R.... ....

    Does anyone know what score Chris sampled for this song? It's from a 90's kids movie I just can't figure it out...

  2. J.... S....

    Why is eminem mentioned in the same sentence as mc chris. sorry mc chris wins.and yes I am serious.

  3. S.... B....

    Some stories should be left untold

  4. L.... M....

    Reading comments on youtube is like people watching at Walmart.

  5. N.... ....

    I saw stuff about the card game that came out in 94. Im sold after that.

  6. m.... g....

    SHIT..RUBBISH SONG

  7. j.... ....

    It's MC Peepants!

  8. p.... ....

    Yes it is...but I still managed to!

  9. Q.... A....

    this song is hard to masturbate to

  10. A.... W....

    If anyone can find or figure out the chords for this pllllllease let me know! Cheers guys. Keep repping the mc.

  11. d.... ....

    Dope as. MC Chris is a God

  12. m.... ....

    @StuarttStewie eminems not bad but Soulja boy licks balls

  13. m.... ....

    This songs So G!!

  14. E.... ....

    @kingzflames calm down.

  15. L.... F....

    I wish I could find the instrumental to this song.

  16. R.... F....

    does anyone have the lyrics to this song? love mc chris.(: does he have a music myspace too? tell me asap please!

    R.... F....

    Your comment is a time machine

  17. M.... B....

    MC Chris forever! Souljia boy can eat a d**k!

  18. l.... ....

    understand where your...comin from(no pun intended)but please dont put EM and Soulja boy in the same structure like that

    ...cmon

  19. b.... b....

    too bad it's kind of short

  20. b.... m....

    Maybe not everyone's voice develops like it should. Mc Chris is REAL talent. Go back and listen to your fucking Eminem Soulja Boy shit...

  21. W.... I....

    i know i am X3

  22. T.... D....

    r u jealous that he has talent?

  23. M.... F....

    Caught me jerking off in my sleeping bag. MC Chris is better than any of this shit out today. Pure talent.

  24. x.... ....

    nice song nice beat!!!

  25. s.... ....

    i searched up mc chris when i re-watched that episode of aqua teen hunger force when they met MC Peepants, was so retarded i had to see his other songs

  26. P.... H....

    there's no need to be a douchebag about it.

  27. z.... ....

    mc chris is hardly known? are you retarded or just ugly?

  28. H.... R....

    mc chris is the shit
    best music to listen too when your baked

  29. R.... J....

    this song is kind of gay... i might be wrong, but it kind of hot too :-)