MC Chris - Secret Song Lyrics






{"It's show time!"}

[MC Chris]
I'm deadly pale, bad breath, bad teeth
Hate the sand and the sun, never see me at the beach
I'll stick with goth chicks transfixed on death
That wear black britches I insist on nice breasts
I sleep in a grave, lived through the Black Plague
Actually that's my fault, but don't Wiki that 'kay?
Green hair downstairs, boogers, farts, and phlegm
That's my stock in trade, see me startin trends
Black and white striped suit or a blood-red tux
Got jack on my hand, in Japan it's a must
I can change shapes, do pranks, and disguises
Bio-exorcist, I'm the best in a crisis
Parents wanted me to clean up like my brother
Boss used to say I didn't work well with others
Now I'm independent and my methods are effective
Say my name three times if you want to get connected

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, one, two, three
I like a little lady named Lydia Deetz
Her demeanor is depressed, I confess, that's sweet
Don't try to deny, she's my bride-to-be

[MC Chris]
Hey K-Mart shoppers, there's a sale on my services
I'm here to help there's no need for your nervousness
I'll eat what you wanna eat, swallow what you say
Relieve you of the living that are ruining your day
Have you read the handbook for the recently deceased?
It's too thick, like my dick, when I think of little Deetz
She's the key to my release from this model existence
Coffin lining's confining and I want out this instant
Me and the Dragster of Doom, we're the baddest of dudes
We hit the Inferno Room where the ladies get nude
But we're eternally screwed, so I become a bridegroom
and get little Lydia to lip-sync an "I do"
I must move the Maitlands out of my way
Give 'em zipper lips, pitch a plate on their face
Say "Hello" to hammer-hands, say "Goodbye" to Goulet
Then off to F-L-A, where my review drew raves
Shrimp-glove faceplant, we like cassettes, not 8-track
Clown face, much like, the ones you see in "Dark Knight"
Being dead, kinda sucks, the afterlife's no fun to us
I'm the name that people trust, the juice that comes from beetle guts

[movie dialogue]
Ah well, I attended Julliard
I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school
I travel quite extensively
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that
I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times
and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice [3X]
B-b-b-b-Beetlejuice
{"The fun has just begun"}





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  1. M.... C....

    one of the best movies ever made

  2. J.... C....

    Darlings, you're both beautiful so get over yourselves and stop starting shit.

  3. R.... S....

    Glad you liked it!

  4. R.... S....

    Its a double edged sword though, because now the internet is flooded with people who want the image of being a rapper without ever doing any work.

  5. R.... S....

    Really? I hope she gives you English lessons.

  6. R.... S....

    As far as I know there was an issue with the rights to the song. I'm severally surprised this hasn't been taken down.

  7. R.... S....

    That would be amazing, and thank you!

  8. R.... S....

    Stop projecting your flash backs on other people, therapy would suit you much better.

  9. R.... S....

    I made this a very long time ago, before everyone moved over to facebook. I posted this right after secret song was taken off.

  10. E.... M....

    Fuaark. I love this song. Anyone know where I can download it?

  11. I.... ....

    Lockdown is just mad because his dad dresses up like a clown and fucks him every friday night.

  12. C.... (....

    I heard rumor that they were planning on making a sequel to Beetlejuice. I hope that's true. And Michale Keaton should still be Beetlejuice if they do make a sequel.
    Anyways... Great job on the son! :)

    C.... (....

    Christina (Arctic Song) i hope they don't. I dont need Hollywood to ruin my childhood.

  13. I.... ....

    Is it just me, or does Beetlejuice seem a little like an undead Doug Stanhope?

  14. D.... ....

    Beetlejuice is the best movie ever. Tim Burton is way better than Spielberg. And Hesh ownz the mic.

  15. b.... ....

    man keaton is got to be one of the best actors to bless the screen just a shame the era his work is in lol but made great stuf out of it with batman mr mom and multiplicity

  16. l.... ....

    @TylightsOFFICIAL maybe,i'll think about when ur mom is done giving me one

  17. l.... ....

    @TylightsOFFICIAL it's impossible because zero isn't a number saying he can divide by zero is like saying he can divide by duck,and stop being a bitch,if you get this mad over a comment u really most be a loser.i put lol in my comment 2x now go take some anger management and maybe some math classes while your at it.

  18. T.... ....

    @lordrumbug Hey dipfuck, it's impossible to divide by zero. Saying someone can is saying that they can do the impossible. Fuck you. How about you find the highest place in your house, and jump onto something sharp.

  19. l.... ....

    @TylightsOFFICIAL huh? but zero isn't a number,it's a place holder.lol. have u taken a math class higher then algebra? lol

  20. r.... ....

    "I'm here to help there's no need for your nervices" i love mc

  21. T.... ....

    MC Chris can divide by zero.

  22. f.... ....

    if u paid annnyyyyyy attention to omc AT ALL, you'd know he splls it aaalllll lloowweerrccaassee!!!! "mc chris - lower case - no dots"

    f.... ....

    Rewind.

  23. B.... D....

    @LockDown641989 I stumbled across him on ScourExchange back in The Long Long Ago. The internet is definitely responsible for mc's fame, and the "DIY" music scene in general. How awesome that we don't need unimaginative, abusive, profit-mongering record execs anymore!

    mc chris owns, by the by

  24. J.... R....

    @Whistt u mean u didnt like 006, i enjoyed it maybe not as much as his previous albums but i did enjoy them

  25. t.... C....

    i dont want to sound like one of those spammer pepole, but if you want this song go to piratingmc*DOT*logicind*DOT*com. it also has other rarer tracks by mc and i want candy and abunch of ot...ima shut up and let you check it out for your self.

  26. x.... ....

    i think that is correct

  27. P.... ....

    im a nerdcore rapper i dig mc chris more then anything out ther and i love betel juice thanx for posting this and if you made it your the shit

  28. P.... ....

    actually sealab 2021 put him on the map

  29. L.... ....

    love the vid but i cant find the lyrics

  30. M.... N....

    killer.