MC Chris - On* Lyrics
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit
I pushed the On star button a long time ago
She only come when, she come when she wanna
I think her junk is dead, hope she's an organ donor
I think I got the basis to find my way to home base
But I'm thinking of a way if I don't see your O-face
I want your teeth clenched, face pressed in the pillows
I want your toes to curl like decomposing armadillos
But I hear you yawning while I'm all in your stuff,
I want to solve the case of the mysterious muff.
So let the curtains billow, snap the panty elastic
your body's fantastic, I like every part
As for the parts I can't find, I don't know where to start
There's anxiety inside of me with every performance
So shoot me up a flare and let me know your coordinates!
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit
I think were on the brink of Armageddon
it's like Freddy shreddin' when were sweatin' cause we broke the bed in
spelunking in your trunk when i made the descent
I can never get you crunk, AKA your not wet
You may not believe this "I'm no sexual genius"
I want you screamin' "Jesus," while i'm on your mons venus
understand your hood and glands like the back of my hands
am i in the ballpark or in the back of the stands
Give me a sign, but don't give me the tap
been around the block and seen the charts and the graphs
and what i gather from your laughter, it's embedded in flesh
i stir the mac n' cheese while i wheeze upon her chest
It's time the surgeons takes my word and helps me fix my flat
You got a lot [?]
I was so alone, and kinda' lost. I'm nowhere to be found
It was all for not, upon the spot, until you came around.
[Skit]
[Onstar:] This is Hally, whats your damage?
[MC:] OH THANK GOD! Oh thank god! my car just hit a deer and did a triple flip into some pine trees, and then rolled down the hill like forty times. I'm upside-down in a river bed and I'm being attacked by a bear and I'm drowning at the same time!!! BACK!!! BACK!!! OW!!! OW!!! IT GOT MY LEG!!! IT PEELED MY LEG OFF!!!
[OnStar:] Just sit tight and we'll send someone right out.
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit
Other Lyrics by Artist
- MC Chris - Let Me In
- MC Chris - Where Is My 40?
- MC Chris - Popcorn Frog
- MC Chris - Kleptomaniac
- MC Chris - Tarantino
- MC Chris - Nerd Cave
- MC Chris - Muddy Bears (Skit)
- MC Chris - Jelly Inside
- MC Chris - Buckle Up
- MC Chris - Jones
- MC Chris - Restart
- MC Chris - On The Road
- MC Chris - Discord
- MC Chris - I'm A Fuckin' Wizard
- MC Chris - Help Wanted
- MC Chris - Smell Something
- MC Chris - Luigi
- MC Chris - Give Up The Ghost
Rand Lyrics
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- Conor Oberst - Barbary Coast (Later)
- Conor Oberst - Tachycardia
- Conor Oberst - Empty Hotel By The Sea
- Conor Oberst - Anytime Soon
- Conor Oberst - Counting Sheep
- Conor Oberst - Rain Follows The Plow
- Conor Oberst - You All Loved Him Once
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