MC Chris - Nerd Cave Lyrics




I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I know it's wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp always time for soda
Can't get up even though I am a grown up

I like to read, smoke weed, throw [?] grenades
I got the culdesac crack, I'll stick you for days
I got a kid from Mississip talking shit in my ear
I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird

I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire
[?]

All I ask is do not touch my series of busts

[?]
When I get itchin' [?]
When I get tore up or someone's thrown up in the kitchen
That's a kitchen that you can bet that is bitchin'

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave
[?]

I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste

I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it's weak, having to speak dealer password.
Big ol' bites is my vice also fast food.
I don't get at you 'cause I'm in a bad mood.

Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due.
Got a stack of [?] in the bathroom.
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum.
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos.

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen





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MC Chris Nerd Cave Comments
  1. Nagashizzar

    so fucking good

  2. official clown business

    How the fuck have I not heard this yet?! Thumbs up in the first thirty seconds.

  3. Karen Thm

    good call +Weaponized Elephant

  4. Weaponized Elephant

    Cute girl who i am very good friends with at school came over to my house today, showed me Mc Christ, cant stop listening to him

    Big Boss

    MC Christ

    Swiatek702

    Lulz! MC Christ walks on sucka MCs, it's a miracle!

  5. Anna Shaver

    My life in a song....