MC Chris - MC Chris Ownz Lyrics




And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.
In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look with any
computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I spell word with a three Name's MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit AC's
Latinas on my penis Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen
I got bling up in ying a plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex
Leave horse heads on doorsteps my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MC's decompose cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam through corruscant corridors
Humidors filled with stoges filled with dro
Like 9-0-2-1-0 was filled with the word bro
Fuck the lexicon of octagons I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheters I'm all about pros, bout pros

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I'm lit like a branch Davidian
Or what's left of the lithium In Cobain's cranium
I fill Wembley Stadium
Once bitten, twice shy call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyyk I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vest's underneath
There's no need to believe In the heat that I keep
The swears that I *bleep* or the heiresses I freak
It's embarrassing to me I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin' up, makin' cream I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream I get red, I get mean
Can't believe you be buying what I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I am just cartoon making rapper you think that I'm lying
Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
My self aggrandizing and deprecation Keeps 'em guessing
Call my Venus flytrap cause my DJ's Howard Hessman
Word 'em up, yo word 'em up, yo
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes





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  1. Brandon McBadass

    Dude just never Toured 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

  2. Tyler Crumps

    Best mc chris song in my opinion

  3. Shannon Demarest

    came looking for exactly this, lol.

  4. ABitOfTheUniverse

    And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.

    Michael Shields

    ABitOfTheUniverse you see it's a system...

  5. Smernie Banders

    Anyone have a BPM???

  6. Daniel Shaw

    Going to another one in November cant wait

  7. Dwayne Edwards

    Went to my first on Sunday! He killed it!

  8. Magus Dominus

    I'm going to a Mc Chris show today!!!

  9. everett dockery

    I'm lit like a Branch Davidian,
    or whats left of the Lithium in Cobain's cranium...

  10. jAFFI sINCLAIR

    tRE sUN

  11. Shade23

    The hottest beat that MC Chris has ever come out with

  12. DLOWTHEMAD

    like 90210 is filled with the word bro!!!

  13. Kane Southard

    ..i wanna go to an mc chris show!

  14. screenaholic

    No, that's another song.

  15. Chuck Carte

    that's a really old fight song!

  16. Brii Smith

    @spacecoreninja I know... Biggest mistake ever. Lol.

  17. Brii Smith

    I seriously have an ex boyfriend who looks like him xD

  18. hatredcopter724

    been too long since ive been to a MC Chris show.. checkin tour dates

  19. Alex Miner

    @mmusickk totally wrong album

  20. MSIequalsTRUTH

    this song ownz!!! mc is the best!

  21. Fryilluh

    MC Chris pwns! Putting up a youtube "video" with no video phails

  22. tinyrebellion

    my favouritest rap dude!

  23. AJG

    This beat is way better than the paper planes and mario beats.

  24. Clefferz

    I just saw him 3 days ago. He does tour. And about Warped Tour. He doesn't know if he wants to do it this time around. He seems to really dislike the tour, at least that's the impression I got from him when somebody asked him about it

  25. Jordyn Noelle

    @getoffmeluckycharms
    hahah..
    mc chris was not on warped tour until about 3 years after this song was released
    x3

  26. Ryan Z. Dawson

    @getoffmeluckycharms Hehe! I was just quoting the next line of "MC Chris Owns" :)

  27. Ryan Z. Dawson

    @nashon1 But he doesn't tour, so...

  28. Steven Roberts

    Mc Chris pwnz

  29. Nashon Howard

    I wanna go to an MC Chris show. :[

  30. Khalysto Funkadelic

    MC Chris isn't smart. MC Chris isn't legit. Nor is he on fire or any of that other bullshit you suckas flinging..

    MC Chris OWNZ!!! nuff said.

  31. styles7887

    the guy form mash

  32. zachattack803

    woooo
    that was awesome

  33. Will Runting

    This is actually really good.