MC Chris - Falynn Lyrics






Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke
but when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke
Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak

she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent
I fight the urge to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
but you just observe from across the way
if I was working EBGames then you would not pay (full price)

I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week
Kid diggin' on my speak 'cause I represent the geeks.
But I'm really hella cool, and I had sex before
So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting, whore! (Well that's not true)

I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush,
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.

I stare at my shoes and I look away
'cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face
one day we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner
You don't want to do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner

I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
But I can't talk to girls,'less the girl is a fan
But yo, I got a plan, I'll love it when it comes together
We'll get married and have babies
And we'll all wear matching sweaters.

Yes, I'd do her if I knew her
This is hard without computers
She don't need another stalker,or intruder to pursue her
She don't need a guy like me, whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers
Why don't you kill me baby, is it because I'm a loser?
I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves
Roll up, next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze
"Hi, my name is MC, what's yours? That's great!"
Want you in the worst way.
This is so our first date.

I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
don't think I can make it home alone.

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  1. M.... C....

    🔊🔊🎶💥👏

  2. A.... P....

    i love the lyric "ill have to hide my boner." awkward teen boys who somehow managed to land a hot prom date can relate. that sh*t is real. in all seriousness mc chris really is a special artist.

  3. D.... G....

    "You don't want to do it Dottie, I'm a rebel... A loner."
    It's a quote from PeeWee, it's not "doggy"

  4. C.... ....

    So much NOFX influence

  5. E.... n....

    I don't fucking know, man.
    I love romantic garbage like Joji.
    And Blues like The Black Keys and Alabama Shakes.
    And Mc just mixed both in a way that worked.
    And in the chorus the eletric guitar in the background ... you can hear the feelings of the guy playing it.

  6. L.... S....

    My bf suggested this to me saying it reminded him of me and it makes me smile so much

    L.... S....

    Falyn Lecroy weeb

  7. S.... ....

    Why... is this song so fucking good..

  8. H.... ....

    No, Colorado.

  9. y.... t....

    it is because he is from lake county. are you?

  10. x.... x....

    Shyness, obviously.

  11. H.... ....

    he has MAJOR alergy problems...like alot of people
    and me ;)

  12. A.... O....

    am i the only one freaked out by how fucking young he sounds? o.O

  13. s.... ....

    But why would he be writing a thank you note for being invisible to the girl he likes?

    s.... ....

    sdmitch16 scarcasm

  14. g.... r....

    damn i love this song

  15. K.... ....

    sure invisibility cloaks exist outside of harry potter but the line is "Time to write a thank you note to dear old dad for the cloak". Nothing points towards invisibility cloak there unless you get the reference to harry potter. So scrapei is right it's not that obvious unless you've read/watched harry potter. Ofcourse some people will still get the reference because they hear about harry potter but not everyone will understand it.

  16. s.... ....

    Also, are you that retarded to the point where you clearly can't fucking see I was simply replying to someone? I've read all of the harry potter books and I understood the line. Someone else said they didn't and I was sticking up for them. Life with down syndrome must be rough kid.

  17. A.... S....

    Invisibility cloaks are in multiple fictitious universes. Plus there are news story's about the advances made after the movies were created. Invisibility cloaks (in a form) actually exist. You are still a moron who shouldn't be listening to nerdcore because YOU aren't a nerd. OBVIOUSLY.,

  18. s.... ....

    You're an idiot.. First point is invalid, just because someone doesn't give a fuck about the fucking books/movies you like doesn't make them unintelligent.

    Second point, it says cloak.. Not invisibility. So yeah, invisibility may be a common idea, but if you don't get the fucking reference then you have no idea that it's talking about invisibility you fucking downie.

    As for your 3rd point, once again people who don't watch it don't know the shit in it. Are you slightly retarded..?

  19. J.... O....

    1. No, only the smart ones.
    2. Invisibility is still a pretty common idea and you morons should still get it.
    3. Harry Potter is big enough that most people hear references in their daily lives all the time already. The fact that you have no one to share these movies and references with is not our problem.

  20. i.... p....

    I watched this video and I knew this song and I loved it so loved it now because of my crush my love and im in love with Lincoln!

  21. A.... ....

    Mc Chris is the best :):):):):)

  22. N.... ....

    ^^^agreed

  23. s.... ....

    How the fuck is that obvious? You think every single person in the world watches Harry Potter? lol

  24. V.... T....

    Epic song :DDDD

  25. T.... ....

    god i love this

  26. A.... ....

    fyi, the lyric is 'You dont wanna do it DOTTIE, Im a rebel and a loner" Which is a throw to Peewees Big Adventure

  27. R.... G....

    when your crush sends you this video. cx

  28. A.... O....

    his voice freaks me out e.e

  29. J.... P....

    This song SHOULD have been played during the credits to ProjectX - PERFECT song for it.

  30. V.... D....

    i love the song.

  31. S.... R....

    Two people weren't falynn

  32. F.... ....

    My name is Falynn -__-' and im totally not offended cuz thats what everyone pronnounces my name as>__<

  33. G.... o....

    @CyRxJustin its okay lol thats what i thought to

  34. C.... ....

    @koopastar Ohhh, I thought it was a Harry Potter reference but didn't want to be nerdy about it. Don't know why I never caught on that he was already invisible to her, I was thinking he wanted to use the cloak. I feel really dumb, thank you for helping me through that. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

  35. P.... ....

    wow fail he got half of the words right

    P.... ....

    damn bro chill

  36. C.... ....

    What does he mean by "time to write a thank you note to dear old dad for the cloak?"

  37. N.... ....

    @khimura27 okkayy broo

  38. N.... ....

    @khimura27 [:

  39. H.... L....

    I love this song it's always been my fav and I've sung it so much I can sing every word lol love it

  40. N.... ....

    @XtreemIkon haha yeah, i notice that after i made this video, but thanks [:

  41. X.... ....

    The lyric is " You don't wanna do it DOTTIE I'm a rebel and a loner." It's a famous line from Pee Wee Herman. Other than that, good job.

  42. b.... ....

    i love this song

  43. N.... ....

    @TwisTGrizzlY hahah thanks, i am so in love with this song!